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NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-17 21:33:00
January 17 2009 21:31 GMT
#161
On January 18 2009 00:03 Scorpion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 30 2008 23:27 Hawk wrote:

On December 29 2008 00:57 Scorpion wrote:
Well, I nearly commited rape because the girl was asking for it but at the last second was saying she needed to go. I got irritable so I kept going, thinking it was some kind of rape fantasy(nobody goes and ruins the moment like that). It wasn't, so, I try keeping her there. Yells and stuff. I cover her mouth and just grab her ass and her tits really hard and start rubbing them hardcore. She just leaves. Drunk chick at party.

I've done a bunch of illegal stuff. The best things in life are illegal. Not to mention underage sex, underage drinking. I've also gotten a bunch of band geeks/choir nerds as friends and I made smoking reefer acceptable in their eyes. Now, a bunch of people are starting to do it because of me(and I'm getting more costumers ;D!).


Do you think that Bubba is going to enjoy the tickle of your pedo stash when you're sucking his dick in jail?


Ooooooooo! More things to add to my list :D!! I got in a fight with a bisexual dude because I told him I was bi and then, when I "lured" him to my house, told him I wasn't bi.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I've done that to 3 bi people already. This time though, I started hearing that this person(the last person I've told that I was bi... his name is jay) was telling EVERYBODY he could that I was bisexual and still not out of the closet. I call him up saying if he wants to throw-down(my ultimate goal, BEAT UP HALF-GAYS AND GAYS!), he says sure, he'll go to my house as long as I don't call the cops. I was thinking, why call the cops? I have like a half-pound on me and stuff so I was like "no, you can come here and get your ass whooped, need gas money for the trip?" He starts saying that it's a setup and stuff so I go to his house. I kept calling, yelling obscenities from outside. He comes outside and at the last second says "Let's talk things through!!" I had already pushed him and threw a punch so it was over... What made me stop completely was that his mom came outside with a broom and a phone in the other hand saying "IMMA CALLIN THE CHOTA!" and I'm like "holy fuck" so I get in my car and start flipping her off. Jay comes up to my car and slams his arms on my window, screaming "DON'T YOU DO THAT TO MY MOM!" and I just burn-out on the gravel there and own the fuck out of both of them.

I then hid from the cops for a good 12+ hours at my cousins ranch XDDD!

Douchebag.

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XDDDDDDDDDDD
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
January 17 2009 21:57 GMT
#162
I'm like Travis. I only buy and smoke ganj from time to time. Minor driving infractions here and there.

I think Scorpion (yes I know he's banned) should be thankful nobody knows who he is.
Chains none
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25997 Posts
January 17 2009 22:17 GMT
#163
Didn't Scorpion also advocate beating homeless people?
Moderator
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 17 2009 22:40 GMT
#164
nope that was stars, who recently blogged about grafitti and then claimed people "didn't get it" because they felt it was defacing public property and a waste of tax dollars

to be fair, it's hard not to confuse them for one another
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
January 17 2009 22:46 GMT
#165
I speed everytime I get behind the wheel. I download stuff once in a while but not as much as my dad and other people I know, but it's still illegal. Some public urination too I guess and all other standard illegal activities.
Cant think of any illegal activity that I feel bad or guilty about doing.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
January 17 2009 22:51 GMT
#166
Is that scorpion post a joke or is he really bragging about that kind of dumb middle school garbage
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 17 2009 23:15 GMT
#167
He obviously making that up or exaggerating a story. Who the fuck would go out of their way to spend a whole night trying to lure a gay dude to beat up? Wouldn't your time be better spent luring a girl to your house to fuck? Unless of course he is actually a homo but he's like the jeffry dahmer type of homo where he is unsure and has to beat up the gays for pleasure.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
January 17 2009 23:54 GMT
#168
Is there any way we can IP track him and get him arrested? XDDD
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
January 18 2009 00:07 GMT
#169
wtf is Blue Laws?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 18 2009 00:11 GMT
#170
On January 18 2009 09:07 Racenilatr wrote:
wtf is Blue Laws?

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Blue Laws
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 18 2009 01:00 GMT
#171
OMG the "I'm calling the chota" part made me laugh so hard.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
January 18 2009 01:11 GMT
#172
On January 18 2009 10:00 AlphaxOmega wrote:
OMG the "I'm calling the chota" part made me laugh so hard.


Still a douche thing to do... I didn't even find the story amusing.

I smoke weed occasionally, download music illegally (as well as a few programs like microsoft word whcih I bought a longgg time ago for there to be only "3" uses), and speed while driving.

I'd consider doing slightly harder drugs with some ppl but that's about it.
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
January 18 2009 01:18 GMT
#173

''Do what thou will'' is the only maxim one should live by.

legality is some disputed in courthouses.

there are no illegal acts or thoughts.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
February 02 2009 06:03 GMT
#174
On January 18 2009 05:48 Texas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2009 00:03 Scorpion wrote:
On December 30 2008 23:27 Hawk wrote:

On December 29 2008 00:57 Scorpion wrote:
Well, I nearly commited rape because the girl was asking for it but at the last second was saying she needed to go. I got irritable so I kept going, thinking it was some kind of rape fantasy(nobody goes and ruins the moment like that). It wasn't, so, I try keeping her there. Yells and stuff. I cover her mouth and just grab her ass and her tits really hard and start rubbing them hardcore. She just leaves. Drunk chick at party.

I've done a bunch of illegal stuff. The best things in life are illegal. Not to mention underage sex, underage drinking. I've also gotten a bunch of band geeks/choir nerds as friends and I made smoking reefer acceptable in their eyes. Now, a bunch of people are starting to do it because of me(and I'm getting more costumers ;D!).


Do you think that Bubba is going to enjoy the tickle of your pedo stash when you're sucking his dick in jail?


Ooooooooo! More things to add to my list :D!! I got in a fight with a bisexual dude because I told him I was bi and then, when I "lured" him to my house, told him I wasn't bi.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I've done that to 3 bi people already. This time though, I started hearing that this person(the last person I've told that I was bi... his name is jay) was telling EVERYBODY he could that I was bisexual and still not out of the closet. I call him up saying if he wants to throw-down(my ultimate goal, BEAT UP HALF-GAYS AND GAYS!), he says sure, he'll go to my house as long as I don't call the cops. I was thinking, why call the cops? I have like a half-pound on me and stuff so I was like "no, you can come here and get your ass whooped, need gas money for the trip?" He starts saying that it's a setup and stuff so I go to his house. I kept calling, yelling obscenities from outside. He comes outside and at the last second says "Let's talk things through!!" I had already pushed him and threw a punch so it was over... What made me stop completely was that his mom came outside with a broom and a phone in the other hand saying "IMMA CALLIN THE CHOTA!" and I'm like "holy fuck" so I get in my car and start flipping her off. Jay comes up to my car and slams his arms on my window, screaming "DON'T YOU DO THAT TO MY MOM!" and I just burn-out on the gravel there and own the fuck out of both of them.

I then hid from the cops for a good 12+ hours at my cousins ranch XDDD!


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

u dont gain any respect or reputation by posting those lines.
seriously..

hardly anyone will think ; "wow, its scorpion. hes some real gangster"

whats ur age kid? 14, 15?


I don't really want people to think that, why? It's just a story..

Also, well, yeah, sup?
Mango @ U.S.East!
benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
February 02 2009 06:10 GMT
#175
On January 18 2009 10:18 Kunty wrote:

''Do what thou will'' is the only maxim one should live by.

legality is some disputed in courthouses.

there are no illegal acts or thoughts.


is that a safe thing to say in china?
wash uffitizi, drive me to firenze
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 02 2009 06:12 GMT
#176
I download like crazy, but that's about it. I don't condone any other illegal behavior, except for specific things which I think should lose their illegality.
RIP Aaliyah
EleanorRIgby
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada3923 Posts
February 02 2009 06:23 GMT
#177
every fucking day. brother.
savior did nothing wrong
Slynki
Profile Joined September 2008
78 Posts
February 02 2009 06:46 GMT
#178
hahaha just got back from rioting in pittsburgh before reading this thread. yeah i do illegal things now and again, but never in bad spirit. people who equate the law with moral good are seriously misguided in my opinion.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
February 02 2009 07:04 GMT
#179
On January 18 2009 07:17 Chill wrote:
Didn't Scorpion also advocate beating homeless people?


no, that was stars!
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
February 02 2009 07:56 GMT
#180
On February 02 2009 15:03 Scorpion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2009 05:48 Texas wrote:
On January 18 2009 00:03 Scorpion wrote:
On December 30 2008 23:27 Hawk wrote:

On December 29 2008 00:57 Scorpion wrote:
Well, I nearly commited rape because the girl was asking for it but at the last second was saying she needed to go. I got irritable so I kept going, thinking it was some kind of rape fantasy(nobody goes and ruins the moment like that). It wasn't, so, I try keeping her there. Yells and stuff. I cover her mouth and just grab her ass and her tits really hard and start rubbing them hardcore. She just leaves. Drunk chick at party.

I've done a bunch of illegal stuff. The best things in life are illegal. Not to mention underage sex, underage drinking. I've also gotten a bunch of band geeks/choir nerds as friends and I made smoking reefer acceptable in their eyes. Now, a bunch of people are starting to do it because of me(and I'm getting more costumers ;D!).


Do you think that Bubba is going to enjoy the tickle of your pedo stash when you're sucking his dick in jail?


Ooooooooo! More things to add to my list :D!! I got in a fight with a bisexual dude because I told him I was bi and then, when I "lured" him to my house, told him I wasn't bi.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I've done that to 3 bi people already. This time though, I started hearing that this person(the last person I've told that I was bi... his name is jay) was telling EVERYBODY he could that I was bisexual and still not out of the closet. I call him up saying if he wants to throw-down(my ultimate goal, BEAT UP HALF-GAYS AND GAYS!), he says sure, he'll go to my house as long as I don't call the cops. I was thinking, why call the cops? I have like a half-pound on me and stuff so I was like "no, you can come here and get your ass whooped, need gas money for the trip?" He starts saying that it's a setup and stuff so I go to his house. I kept calling, yelling obscenities from outside. He comes outside and at the last second says "Let's talk things through!!" I had already pushed him and threw a punch so it was over... What made me stop completely was that his mom came outside with a broom and a phone in the other hand saying "IMMA CALLIN THE CHOTA!" and I'm like "holy fuck" so I get in my car and start flipping her off. Jay comes up to my car and slams his arms on my window, screaming "DON'T YOU DO THAT TO MY MOM!" and I just burn-out on the gravel there and own the fuck out of both of them.

I then hid from the cops for a good 12+ hours at my cousins ranch XDDD!


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

u dont gain any respect or reputation by posting those lines.
seriously..

hardly anyone will think ; "wow, its scorpion. hes some real gangster"

whats ur age kid? 14, 15?


I don't really want people to think that, why? It's just a story..

Also, well, yeah, sup?

you bumped this shit two weeks to say this?

gtfo again plz
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