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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 30 2008 03:13 GMT
#141
illegal immigrant
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-30 04:15:33
December 30 2008 04:10 GMT
#142
There was a period last year prior to collecting my visa, where I was technically in Germany illegally, having overstayed the gratuity permitted by my Canadian passport.

Other than that, I always try observe the law, due to the very nature of civic compromise inherent to a functional commonwealth.

p.s. I seem to have unwittingly broken a number of municipal laws in Bamberg, such as riding my bicycle at night without a light, and riding through the town center between dawn and dusk, which is apparently forbidden.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 30 2008 04:53 GMT
#143
moltke i think you're leaving out all the pimping that you do
SirTea
Profile Joined October 2008
United States48 Posts
December 30 2008 05:29 GMT
#144
I want to start doing graffiti.
Dream is Destiny
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 30 2008 05:47 GMT
#145
speeding and other minor traffic laws, jaywalking, drunk driving, underage drinking, drinking in public, buying alcohol for minors, public urination, fires within city limits, shoplifting, stole bags of fertilizer for a grow op, using/possessing illegal drugs, sold pot and coke when I was a teenager, took care of a grow room for a few weeks, illegal prescription drug use, vandalism, uttering threats, operating a boat without a license, driving without insurance, downloading music/videos/games

The only thing I am ashamed of is stealing.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 30 2008 08:37 GMT
#146
On December 30 2008 14:47 Mastermind wrote:
speeding and other minor traffic laws, jaywalking, drunk driving, underage drinking, drinking in public, buying alcohol for minors, public urination, fires within city limits, shoplifting, stole bags of fertilizer for a grow op, using/possessing illegal drugs, sold pot and coke when I was a teenager, took care of a grow room for a few weeks, illegal prescription drug use, vandalism, uttering threats, operating a boat without a license, driving without insurance, downloading music/videos/games

The only thing I am ashamed of is stealing.

why stealing?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
December 30 2008 10:59 GMT
#147
On December 30 2008 12:10 Rekrul wrote:
I'm very not legal in many ways

LOL

??????
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
December 30 2008 11:06 GMT
#148
On December 30 2008 04:46 KlaCkoN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2008 01:42 ilistis wrote:
On December 29 2008 00:57 Scorpion wrote:
Well, I nearly commited rape because the girl was asking for it but at the last second was saying she needed to go. I got irritable so I kept going, thinking it was some kind of rape fantasy(nobody goes and ruins the moment like that). It wasn't, so, I try keeping her there. Yells and stuff. I cover her mouth and just grab her ass and her tits really hard and start rubbing them hardcore. She just leaves. Drunk chick at party.

I've done a bunch of illegal stuff. The best things in life are illegal. Not to mention underage sex, underage drinking. I've also gotten a bunch of band geeks/choir nerds as friends and I made smoking reefer acceptable in their eyes. Now, a bunch of people are starting to do it because of me(and I'm getting more costumers ;D!).


WTF?


This post scared me.
I actually forced my sister to read it because she needs to know just how evil seemingly ok guys can be.

HAHAHAH
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
December 30 2008 14:27 GMT
#149

On December 29 2008 00:57 Scorpion wrote:
Well, I nearly commited rape because the girl was asking for it but at the last second was saying she needed to go. I got irritable so I kept going, thinking it was some kind of rape fantasy(nobody goes and ruins the moment like that). It wasn't, so, I try keeping her there. Yells and stuff. I cover her mouth and just grab her ass and her tits really hard and start rubbing them hardcore. She just leaves. Drunk chick at party.

I've done a bunch of illegal stuff. The best things in life are illegal. Not to mention underage sex, underage drinking. I've also gotten a bunch of band geeks/choir nerds as friends and I made smoking reefer acceptable in their eyes. Now, a bunch of people are starting to do it because of me(and I'm getting more costumers ;D!).


Do you think that Bubba is going to enjoy the tickle of your pedo stash when you're sucking his dick in jail?
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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
January 17 2009 15:03 GMT
#150
On December 30 2008 23:27 Hawk wrote:

Show nested quote +
On December 29 2008 00:57 Scorpion wrote:
Well, I nearly commited rape because the girl was asking for it but at the last second was saying she needed to go. I got irritable so I kept going, thinking it was some kind of rape fantasy(nobody goes and ruins the moment like that). It wasn't, so, I try keeping her there. Yells and stuff. I cover her mouth and just grab her ass and her tits really hard and start rubbing them hardcore. She just leaves. Drunk chick at party.

I've done a bunch of illegal stuff. The best things in life are illegal. Not to mention underage sex, underage drinking. I've also gotten a bunch of band geeks/choir nerds as friends and I made smoking reefer acceptable in their eyes. Now, a bunch of people are starting to do it because of me(and I'm getting more costumers ;D!).


Do you think that Bubba is going to enjoy the tickle of your pedo stash when you're sucking his dick in jail?


Ooooooooo! More things to add to my list :D!! I got in a fight with a bisexual dude because I told him I was bi and then, when I "lured" him to my house, told him I wasn't bi.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I've done that to 3 bi people already. This time though, I started hearing that this person(the last person I've told that I was bi... his name is jay) was telling EVERYBODY he could that I was bisexual and still not out of the closet. I call him up saying if he wants to throw-down(my ultimate goal, BEAT UP HALF-GAYS AND GAYS!), he says sure, he'll go to my house as long as I don't call the cops. I was thinking, why call the cops? I have like a half-pound on me and stuff so I was like "no, you can come here and get your ass whooped, need gas money for the trip?" He starts saying that it's a setup and stuff so I go to his house. I kept calling, yelling obscenities from outside. He comes outside and at the last second says "Let's talk things through!!" I had already pushed him and threw a punch so it was over... What made me stop completely was that his mom came outside with a broom and a phone in the other hand saying "IMMA CALLIN THE CHOTA!" and I'm like "holy fuck" so I get in my car and start flipping her off. Jay comes up to my car and slams his arms on my window, screaming "DON'T YOU DO THAT TO MY MOM!" and I just burn-out on the gravel there and own the fuck out of both of them.

I then hid from the cops for a good 12+ hours at my cousins ranch XDDD!
Mango @ U.S.East!
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
January 17 2009 16:09 GMT
#151
you have problems
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
January 17 2009 17:20 GMT
#152
Well since someone bumped this thread for um... A sadistic story.

-I pirate movies/music/software/ebooks
-I jaywalk, however I'm in Chicago, and it's not illegal here though.
-Drank alcohol
-I stole $.25 pumpkin seeds at a 5 year old.

Can't think of anything else right now..

intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
January 17 2009 17:27 GMT
#153
On January 18 2009 00:03 Scorpion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 30 2008 23:27 Hawk wrote:

On December 29 2008 00:57 Scorpion wrote:
Well, I nearly commited rape because the girl was asking for it but at the last second was saying she needed to go. I got irritable so I kept going, thinking it was some kind of rape fantasy(nobody goes and ruins the moment like that). It wasn't, so, I try keeping her there. Yells and stuff. I cover her mouth and just grab her ass and her tits really hard and start rubbing them hardcore. She just leaves. Drunk chick at party.

I've done a bunch of illegal stuff. The best things in life are illegal. Not to mention underage sex, underage drinking. I've also gotten a bunch of band geeks/choir nerds as friends and I made smoking reefer acceptable in their eyes. Now, a bunch of people are starting to do it because of me(and I'm getting more costumers ;D!).


Do you think that Bubba is going to enjoy the tickle of your pedo stash when you're sucking his dick in jail?


Ooooooooo! More things to add to my list :D!! I got in a fight with a bisexual dude because I told him I was bi and then, when I "lured" him to my house, told him I wasn't bi.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I've done that to 3 bi people already. This time though, I started hearing that this person(the last person I've told that I was bi... his name is jay) was telling EVERYBODY he could that I was bisexual and still not out of the closet. I call him up saying if he wants to throw-down(my ultimate goal, BEAT UP HALF-GAYS AND GAYS!), he says sure, he'll go to my house as long as I don't call the cops. I was thinking, why call the cops? I have like a half-pound on me and stuff so I was like "no, you can come here and get your ass whooped, need gas money for the trip?" He starts saying that it's a setup and stuff so I go to his house. I kept calling, yelling obscenities from outside. He comes outside and at the last second says "Let's talk things through!!" I had already pushed him and threw a punch so it was over... What made me stop completely was that his mom came outside with a broom and a phone in the other hand saying "IMMA CALLIN THE CHOTA!" and I'm like "holy fuck" so I get in my car and start flipping her off. Jay comes up to my car and slams his arms on my window, screaming "DON'T YOU DO THAT TO MY MOM!" and I just burn-out on the gravel there and own the fuck out of both of them.

I then hid from the cops for a good 12+ hours at my cousins ranch XDDD!

you're such a sad piece of shit
xDDDDDDD
no, i'm not joking
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onepost
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada297 Posts
January 17 2009 18:03 GMT
#154
The system is such that it's 1000% impossible never to do anything illegal.

A simple example: you're not supposed to pass on a yellow light at an intersection, unless of course you're already past the line. But if you're very close to the line and the light turns yellow, it's impossible to break in time even though it's mandatory. So anybody who's ever driven a car past an intersection has 99.9999999999% chances of having been in infraction of the law at least once.
There are three types of lies: statistics, studies, and benchmarks.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 17 2009 18:03 GMT
#155
XD
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
lgd-haze
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden547 Posts
January 17 2009 18:07 GMT
#156
Sometimes I four-pool
Flying Tushin!!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
January 17 2009 20:30 GMT
#157
What in the fuck is wrong with you dude
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
jackhoffer
Profile Joined January 2009
Korea (South)4 Posts
January 17 2009 20:31 GMT
#158
I play protoss.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
January 17 2009 20:37 GMT
#159
Wow wtf
I seriously, seriously found myself with a Bisu-jaw-drop after reading Scorpion's posts in this thread.

What the fuck is wrong with you??
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Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
January 17 2009 20:48 GMT
#160
On January 18 2009 00:03 Scorpion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 30 2008 23:27 Hawk wrote:

On December 29 2008 00:57 Scorpion wrote:
Well, I nearly commited rape because the girl was asking for it but at the last second was saying she needed to go. I got irritable so I kept going, thinking it was some kind of rape fantasy(nobody goes and ruins the moment like that). It wasn't, so, I try keeping her there. Yells and stuff. I cover her mouth and just grab her ass and her tits really hard and start rubbing them hardcore. She just leaves. Drunk chick at party.

I've done a bunch of illegal stuff. The best things in life are illegal. Not to mention underage sex, underage drinking. I've also gotten a bunch of band geeks/choir nerds as friends and I made smoking reefer acceptable in their eyes. Now, a bunch of people are starting to do it because of me(and I'm getting more costumers ;D!).


Do you think that Bubba is going to enjoy the tickle of your pedo stash when you're sucking his dick in jail?


Ooooooooo! More things to add to my list :D!! I got in a fight with a bisexual dude because I told him I was bi and then, when I "lured" him to my house, told him I wasn't bi.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I've done that to 3 bi people already. This time though, I started hearing that this person(the last person I've told that I was bi... his name is jay) was telling EVERYBODY he could that I was bisexual and still not out of the closet. I call him up saying if he wants to throw-down(my ultimate goal, BEAT UP HALF-GAYS AND GAYS!), he says sure, he'll go to my house as long as I don't call the cops. I was thinking, why call the cops? I have like a half-pound on me and stuff so I was like "no, you can come here and get your ass whooped, need gas money for the trip?" He starts saying that it's a setup and stuff so I go to his house. I kept calling, yelling obscenities from outside. He comes outside and at the last second says "Let's talk things through!!" I had already pushed him and threw a punch so it was over... What made me stop completely was that his mom came outside with a broom and a phone in the other hand saying "IMMA CALLIN THE CHOTA!" and I'm like "holy fuck" so I get in my car and start flipping her off. Jay comes up to my car and slams his arms on my window, screaming "DON'T YOU DO THAT TO MY MOM!" and I just burn-out on the gravel there and own the fuck out of both of them.

I then hid from the cops for a good 12+ hours at my cousins ranch XDDD!


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

u dont gain any respect or reputation by posting those lines.
seriously..

hardly anyone will think ; "wow, its scorpion. hes some real gangster"

whats ur age kid? 14, 15?
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