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On November 14 2008 04:34 dream-_- wrote:Show nested quote +On November 14 2008 03:40 Frits wrote:
don't you have a lock on your room?
just lock your door and it's fine in the house, seriously I doubt your parents are gonna care unless its excessively loud moaning I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms. I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day. Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time. I'm just so gg'ed, honestly.
WEAK! YOU ARE WEAK! If a man wants to get his bone on bad enough there is always a place to do it. If a man wants to get his bone on in a comfortable bedroom for 2-4 hours? MAKE ROOM BITCH! I mean come on grandmas are old which means they cant see or hear to well plus they sleep all day long. If your parents catch you just tell em "GTFO Cant you see im working here?"
Your a disgrace to men everywhere, if you cant find a place then mother fucking make one. Cuz thats how men work, we do what we want. Especially when it comes to sex.
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While you were making this thread, MarklarMarklar was penetrating your significant other. And your mother. At the same time.
What a pimp.
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Rent a U-Haul truck and throw a bed in the back They only cost like 20 bucks.
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Mexico1178 Posts
On November 13 2008 11:08 Sfydjklm wrote:
roofs of an apartment buildings are awesome.
this brings back a lot of good memories... GO FOR IT!
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school room does it for me just be sure to lock it
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On November 14 2008 02:44 jwd241224 wrote:
It can be expensive, but every once in a while try going for a special date and then just laying out for a hotel room afterwards. You WILL NOT regret it.
You know what, just forget the hotel room. Take her to a nice restaurant, and screw her right then and there.
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On November 14 2008 07:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Rent a U-Haul truck and throw a bed in the back They only cost like 20 bucks.
Depends how long you rent them. 1/10 on the sexy meter, 10/10 on practical
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Not to be a downer, but be careful in public...
If you are caught by someone who presses charge (innocent civilian, cop, etc) you will be labeled as a SEX OFFENDER. Yeah, they slap you in the same category as the child molesters, rapists, and other pervs just because you want to bone your girlfriend. It's stupid...but I guess it protects the innocent children? Idk.
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Wow you can last 2-4 hours?
nj mate
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On November 14 2008 09:05 TheOvermind77 wrote:
Not to be a downer, but be careful in public...
If you are caught by someone who presses charge (innocent civilian, cop, etc) you will be labeled as a SEX OFFENDER. Yeah, they slap you in the same category as the child molesters, rapists, and other pervs just because you want to bone your girlfriend. It's stupid...but I guess it protects the innocent children? Idk.
lol what? thats retarded.
I'd say outdoors if u live in the countryside 
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You could always try the hood of the car if the backseat is getting old..... or the bed of a truck....
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On November 14 2008 07:35 SpiralArchitect wrote:Show nested quote +On November 14 2008 04:34 dream-_- wrote:On November 14 2008 03:40 Frits wrote:
don't you have a lock on your room?
just lock your door and it's fine in the house, seriously I doubt your parents are gonna care unless its excessively loud moaning I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms. I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day. Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time. I'm just so gg'ed, honestly. WEAK! YOU ARE WEAK! If a man wants to get his bone on bad enough there is always a place to do it. If a man wants to get his bone on in a comfortable bedroom for 2-4 hours? MAKE ROOM BITCH! I mean come on grandmas are old which means they cant see or hear to well plus they sleep all day long. If your parents catch you just tell em "GTFO Cant you see im working here?" Your a disgrace to men everywhere, if you cant find a place then mother fucking make one. Cuz thats how men work, we do what we want. Especially when it comes to sex.
exactly
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For those familiar with chappelle standup
do her in a cardboard box
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On November 14 2008 07:06 Flaccid wrote:Show nested quote +On November 14 2008 06:57 nemY wrote:
My place.
Don't mind the cameras and the pale ghost lurking in the corner; that's just me beating Flaccid off feverishly. /slaps five /crushes beer can on head
Now that right thar just ain't right!
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On November 14 2008 07:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Rent a U-Haul truck and throw a bed in the back They only cost like 20 bucks.
Sometimes your creativity stuns me Charlie.
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On November 14 2008 09:21 Grobyc wrote:
Wow you can last 2-4 hours?
nj mate
His APM and reaction time must be total shit or something.
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On November 14 2008 04:34 dream-_- wrote:Show nested quote +On November 14 2008 03:40 Frits wrote:
don't you have a lock on your room?
just lock your door and it's fine in the house, seriously I doubt your parents are gonna care unless its excessively loud moaning I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms. I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day. Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time. I'm just so gg'ed, honestly.
1.5 bedrooms with 5 people?
Do you live in a trailer? :S
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On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote:
Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo.
Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup"
Art just art
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