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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
November 13 2008 07:23 GMT
#41
when this old world starts getting me down
and people are just too much for me to face

i climb way up to the top of the stairs and all my cares just drift right into space

on the roof is the only place i know~
where you just have to wish... to make it sooooo

up on the roof
posting on liquid sites in current year
stalife
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1222 Posts
November 13 2008 07:24 GMT
#42
i wouldn't recommend friend's place... think about it, would you want your friends to have sex on your bed?

most ideal option would be break up, meet a girl who lives by herself :D
other options are..
1. bj while driving. that way, you receive, and dont have to give
2. carsex @ night . . . but you live in the states... you could get shot..maybe;
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shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
November 13 2008 07:26 GMT
#43
do you mean just hang out time or like ...time for that thing called sex...
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
November 13 2008 07:26 GMT
#44
On November 13 2008 16:23 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
when this old world starts getting me down
and people are just too much for me to face

i climb way up to the top of the stairs and all my cares just drift right into space

on the roof is the only place i know~
where you just have to wish... to make it sooooo

up on the roof

when i get home feeling tired and beat
i go up where the air is fresh and sweet

i get away from that hustlin' crowd and all that rat race noise down in the streeeeeeeeet

at night the stars put on a show for free
and darling you can share it all with me

i keep tellin' you that right smack dab in the middle of town
i've found a paradise that's troubleproof

and if this old world starts getting you down, there's room enough for two

up on the roof
posting on liquid sites in current year
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4653 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 07:28:59
November 13 2008 07:27 GMT
#45
parents bed when they aren't home?

bathroom?
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 13 2008 07:43 GMT
#46
On November 13 2008 10:57 dream-_- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote:
Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo.


Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup"


Dude, camping. Your a fucking genius.

Ya, camping with just your girl is great.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 13 2008 07:49 GMT
#47
If you were in japan, they have the love hotels. That's what you should be trying for.
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BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 11:36:35
November 13 2008 11:24 GMT
#48
On November 13 2008 16:22 SpiralArchitect wrote:
Are your parents way intrusive or some shit? I moved back home recently and its plenty easy to get away with an hour or two with my parents upstairs.

That's ok for people who have a constant gf, but if you're squatting you need a better option, at least to avoid questions on morality.

Actually, that's quite a problem if you're working full-time as you are only free to have sex at night. Renting space in big cities just for that doesn't pay off (you can rent a very very shitty apartment in Moscow for no less than 1000 USD per month and it keeps growing), renting single rooms is risky (you'll get robbed, killed or just filmed for porn). Buying an apartment is just impossible for most (around 6,5K USD for a square meter, whoa), so, until you hit the jackpot and get a job that gets you that much money (average salary in Moscow is about 700-800 USD per month), win a lottery or learn of your dying millionaire grandcousin, you're bound to live with parents. With full-time getting in when noone is home is impossible. Same thing with friends, coincidentially, they all also live with parents excluding rare cases. Camping is not an option (unless you like snow on your naked ass for some reason), same thing with rooftops (all locked and again, too cold). Fucking disgusting, you have to improvise every time.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
PliX
Profile Joined May 2008
Netherlands72 Posts
November 13 2008 11:32 GMT
#49
Just fuck her at home. Your parents shouldn't care and if they do, they suck and don't want you have to some fun.
1. NTT - Best Brood War player in the history of the game. Also totally awesome and super sweet. Some ego problems.
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
November 13 2008 11:39 GMT
#50
camping + girlfriend= hot quality time. sometimes better than own home wo/parents
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
Hydrolisko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Vanuatu1659 Posts
November 13 2008 11:53 GMT
#51
2-4 hrs... wtf man
but if you are in the mood for a quickie the mall fitting rooms are always good.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 13 2008 12:47 GMT
#52
Bring air matress and driver her to some countryside lol

I dunno... 2-4 hour is pretty long haha, u need boxer apm condom
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 13 2008 12:47 GMT
#53
Go hiking with her at night? Sex in the woods! mmmMmm
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
November 13 2008 13:10 GMT
#54
A janitor's closet.
Brood War loyalist
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
November 13 2008 13:19 GMT
#55
On November 13 2008 16:49 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote:
If you were in japan, they have the love hotels. That's what you should be trying for.


but they are more expensive than 45$ a night -.-
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Guss
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Sweden712 Posts
November 13 2008 13:42 GMT
#56
Bogs at KFC in langley village
Bisu[Shield] FIGHTING!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
November 13 2008 14:07 GMT
#57
On November 13 2008 12:03 bdams19 wrote:
IKEA... everyone gets lost in there


its pretty cool u got IKEA in USA too
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
NiGoL
Profile Joined September 2008
1868 Posts
November 13 2008 14:29 GMT
#58
On November 13 2008 23:07 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2008 12:03 bdams19 wrote:
IKEA... everyone gets lost in there


its pretty cool u got IKEA in USA too



why wouldn't they have IKEA? it's pretty big now u know
http://www.twitter.com/NiGoLBW playing league on a competitive level
[DUF]MethodMan
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany1716 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 15:29:32
November 13 2008 15:25 GMT
#59
get some german standard walls, your parents wont hear you, even if u fuck the shit out of her.
at least it works for me.
relaxxl
Profile Joined June 2007
Japan78 Posts
November 13 2008 15:39 GMT
#60
Go for a long hike in the woods, I mean, you dont have to convince her parents about anything, its just a damn walk!
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