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mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 16:36:12
November 13 2008 16:35 GMT
#61
get a sturdy rope and have your gf tie it around her bed frame. tie knots along the entire length and have her drop the rope down her window so you can climb up. be ready to jump into the closet at a moments notice and hide the rope when you're in her room.

otherwise, try secluded parking spots.. and bathrooms if you're really desparate. =/
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dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
November 13 2008 16:49 GMT
#62
staircases. They're everywhere and nobody ever visits them, ever. Unless there's fire.
..
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
November 13 2008 16:50 GMT
#63
When I lived at home, I would still just go to my room with the girl and do my thing. Usually my parents would never come into my room so they assumed we were just watching a movie or something.
Hi
wo0py
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Netherlands922 Posts
November 13 2008 16:55 GMT
#64
hmm. difficult. maybe try discussing with parants?
We shouldnt recreate anger of the non-virtual world
Ichigo1234551
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States649 Posts
November 13 2008 16:56 GMT
#65
i just turned 18 and last time when I was having foreplay with this girl in my room she started moaning and shit and my mom woke up .
my mom freaked out lol. In my family, I cant allow to bring home girls. Im asian thats why lol
I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 2009 OK???????????????
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20062 Posts
November 13 2008 17:05 GMT
#66
your parents aren't home/checking up on you all the time are they? just do it on the shower, on the couch, on the floor, etc.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
iloveHieu
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1919 Posts
November 13 2008 17:24 GMT
#67
how old is he by the way?

I know it's crazy but maybe LESS sex?
Xellos <3
Terranator
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada286 Posts
November 13 2008 17:24 GMT
#68
On November 13 2008 10:41 YPang wrote:
zoo

Haha, I've actually done this
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
November 13 2008 17:29 GMT
#69
On November 14 2008 02:24 Terranator wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2008 10:41 YPang wrote:
zoo

Haha, I've actually done this


Pics or it didn't happen. >_>
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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
November 13 2008 17:40 GMT
#70
On November 14 2008 02:29 TheYango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2008 02:24 Terranator wrote:
On November 13 2008 10:41 YPang wrote:
zoo

Haha, I've actually done this


Pics or it didn't happen. >_>

Don't do it hes a policeman!
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
November 13 2008 17:44 GMT
#71
It can be expensive, but every once in a while try going for a special date and then just laying out for a hotel room afterwards. You WILL NOT regret it.

I dunno, in my experience hotel rooms make girls really horny. The nicer the room, the better the sex will be. It's bizarre.
✌
Terranator
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada286 Posts
November 13 2008 17:45 GMT
#72
I'm trying to find a pic I had from that day, it was a couple turtles fucking. Probably my inspiration.
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
November 13 2008 18:35 GMT
#73
On November 14 2008 02:44 jwd241224 wrote:
It can be expensive, but every once in a while try going for a special date and then just laying out for a hotel room afterwards. You WILL NOT regret it.

I dunno, in my experience hotel rooms make girls really horny. The nicer the room, the better the sex will be. It's bizarre.

Most girls deny it but few do not get turned on by people wanting to waste money on them.
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
November 13 2008 18:38 GMT
#74
On November 14 2008 03:35 Klockan3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2008 02:44 jwd241224 wrote:
It can be expensive, but every once in a while try going for a special date and then just laying out for a hotel room afterwards. You WILL NOT regret it.

I dunno, in my experience hotel rooms make girls really horny. The nicer the room, the better the sex will be. It's bizarre.

Most girls deny it but few do not get turned on by people wanting to waste money on them.


Why do you call it waste? It's an investment...
Complete the cycle!
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 13 2008 18:40 GMT
#75
don't you have a lock on your room?

just lock your door and it's fine in the house, seriously I doubt your parents are gonna care unless its excessively loud moaning
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
November 13 2008 19:34 GMT
#76
On November 14 2008 03:40 Frits wrote:
don't you have a lock on your room?

just lock your door and it's fine in the house, seriously I doubt your parents are gonna care unless its excessively loud moaning


I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms.

I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day.

Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time.

I'm just so gg'ed, honestly.

Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8848 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 19:48:06
November 13 2008 19:46 GMT
#77
I can tell you about the private places I've done your girlfriend.

Like in her butt.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
excess1ve
Profile Joined January 2008
United States359 Posts
November 13 2008 19:47 GMT
#78
Camping is great, you can also rent out a cabin as well and usually it's pretty cheap.
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
November 13 2008 21:57 GMT
#79
My place.

Don't mind the cameras and the pale ghost lurking in the corner; that's just me beating off feverishly.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8848 Posts
November 13 2008 22:06 GMT
#80
On November 14 2008 06:57 nemY wrote:
My place.

Don't mind the cameras and the pale ghost lurking in the corner; that's just me beating Flaccid off feverishly.


/slaps five

/crushes beer can on head
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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