Private places to take GF

On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote:
Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo.


Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup"

On November 13 2008 10:45 Amber[LighT] wrote:
geographically where are we talking? Sucks that you can't get some alone time in your own home. My dad is pretty good about not coming near my room when my GF is over. We don't get the reciprocation at her house (I wonder why....), but yah are you in a city or in a suburb are there places you can go (ie friends apt. or maybe a sibling's place?)

On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote:
Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo.


Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup"

On November 13 2008 10:58 Raithed wrote:
i second zoo.

On November 13 2008 10:50 SteelString wrote:
I second the movie theater

On November 13 2008 10:57 dream-_- wrote:


Dude, camping. Your a fucking genius.

On November 13 2008 10:58 Raithed wrote:
i second zoo.

On November 13 2008 11:43 CaucasianAsian wrote:
i used a cemetery once.

On November 13 2008 12:57 SpiralArchitect wrote:
Be a man. Tell your dad/mom to fuck off and screw that bitch silly on your parents bed. Thatll teach em.

I don't think this quite sets the mood the way you want to.

On November 13 2008 13:17 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Your parents are always home?
There is no non comedic answer for this. It is common sense. Can't afford a motel, don't like outside.. you expect us to come up with a store that allows for free sex rooms? A part of your house we know about and you don't?

On November 13 2008 16:23 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
when this old world starts getting me down
and people are just too much for me to face

i climb way up to the top of the stairs and all my cares just drift right into space

on the roof is the only place i know~
where you just have to wish... to make it sooooo

up on the roof

On November 13 2008 10:57 dream-_- wrote:


Dude, camping. Your a fucking genius.

On November 13 2008 16:22 SpiralArchitect wrote:
Are your parents way intrusive or some shit? I moved back home recently and its plenty easy to get away with an hour or two with my parents upstairs.

On November 13 2008 16:49 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote:
If you were in japan, they have the love hotels. That's what you should be trying for.

On November 13 2008 12:03 bdams19 wrote:
IKEA... everyone gets lost in there

On November 13 2008 23:07 Zoler wrote:


its pretty cool u got IKEA in USA too

On November 13 2008 10:41 YPang wrote:
zoo

On November 14 2008 02:24 Terranator wrote:

Haha, I've actually done this

On November 14 2008 02:29 TheYango wrote:


Pics or it didn't happen. >_>

On November 14 2008 02:44 jwd241224 wrote:
It can be expensive, but every once in a while try going for a special date and then just laying out for a hotel room afterwards. You WILL NOT regret it.

I dunno, in my experience hotel rooms make girls really horny. The nicer the room, the better the sex will be. It's bizarre.

On November 14 2008 03:35 Klockan3 wrote:

Most girls deny it but few do not get turned on by people wanting to waste money on them.

On November 14 2008 03:40 Frits wrote:
don't you have a lock on your room?

just lock your door and it's fine in the house, seriously I doubt your parents are gonna care unless its excessively loud moaning

On November 14 2008 06:57 nemY wrote:
My place.

Don't mind the cameras and the pale ghost lurking in the corner; that's just me beating Flaccid off feverishly.

On November 14 2008 04:34 dream-_- wrote:


I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms.

I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day.

Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time.

I'm just so gg'ed, honestly.

On November 13 2008 11:08 Sfydjklm wrote:
roofs of an apartment buildings are awesome.

On November 14 2008 02:44 jwd241224 wrote:
It can be expensive, but every once in a while try going for a special date and then just laying out for a hotel room afterwards. You WILL NOT regret it.

On November 14 2008 07:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Rent a U-Haul truck and throw a bed in the back They only cost like 20 bucks.

On November 14 2008 09:05 TheOvermind77 wrote:
Not to be a downer, but be careful in public...

If you are caught by someone who presses charge (innocent civilian, cop, etc) you will be labeled as a SEX OFFENDER. Yeah, they slap you in the same category as the child molesters, rapists, and other pervs just because you want to bone your girlfriend. It's stupid...but I guess it protects the innocent children? Idk.

On November 14 2008 07:35 SpiralArchitect wrote:

WEAK! YOU ARE WEAK! If a man wants to get his bone on bad enough there is always a place to do it. If a man wants to get his bone on in a comfortable bedroom for 2-4 hours? MAKE ROOM BITCH! I mean come on grandmas are old which means they cant see or hear to well plus they sleep all day long. If your parents catch you just tell em "GTFO Cant you see im working here?"
Your a disgrace to men everywhere, if you cant find a place then mother fucking make one. Cuz thats how men work, we do what we want. Especially when it comes to sex.

On November 14 2008 07:06 Flaccid wrote:


/slaps five

/crushes beer can on head

On November 14 2008 07:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Rent a U-Haul truck and throw a bed in the back They only cost like 20 bucks.

On November 14 2008 09:21 Grobyc wrote:
Wow you can last 2-4 hours?
nj mate

On November 14 2008 04:34 dream-_- wrote:


I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms.

I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day.

Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time.

I'm just so gg'ed, honestly.

On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote:
Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo.


Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup"

On November 14 2008 13:42 Ilikestarcraft wrote:

Art just art

On November 14 2008 14:27 Smuft wrote:
You moved BACK into your parents home... now you are worrying about where to bang your girlfriend... if this is a problem you should be spending less time with your girlfriend and more time developing your life so that this kind of problem never happens again.

On November 13 2008 10:56 HotZhot wrote:
Elevator, bathroom (public)

On November 14 2008 15:27 dream-_- wrote:
17, im 20. She is really close to her parents, I wouldnt want to put her in a situation where she has to lie to them.

On November 14 2008 15:42 SpiralArchitect wrote:

I give. You are fucked. Not because theres nowhere to go but because:

1. You are not motivated enough to find a good spot

2. Chick is underage man. If you get caught BAM peace out.

3. wait... You just said you have fucking six grand for the next two months? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT AFFORD A HOTEL ROOM?

4. Failure to take my advice (prolly main reason you failed).

On November 14 2008 16:13 dream-_- wrote:
Or better yet, clean out the garage and park my car in there? thats so impossible god this sucks.

On November 13 2008 10:54 dream-_- wrote:

If I had a room Sleeping on the couch at the moment.

I'm inner city, she lives in the burbs. Every now and then a friends place might be a possibility, but my 4 'good friends' who I would feel comfortable asking are either in college, still living at home, or have an apartment over 20 minutes away.

On November 15 2008 00:45 Starparty wrote:
mabye there are just huge cultural differences in this matter between usa and sweden. But taken that both are of legal age parents just has no fucking business intruding on privacy tbh. If you are in your or her room with a locked door they should just stay the hell out of it. That is how it works in a normal family over here atleast as far a smy experience goes. Im really troubled that you need to run outside in the middle of the fkin winter to be able to get some :/

On November 15 2008 01:18 Starparty wrote:
It is not "legal" in the correct meaning of the word over here either. However, if both are above 15 and the age difference isnt astronomical, it is mostly a subject to common sense. If there is abuse going on it will obviously be regarded as a legal matter, but if it is a relationship like any other most parents will just stay out of it. Standard age for loosing virginity over here is between 16 and 18 years of age. Everyone is aware of it and everyone is perfectly fine with it.

On November 15 2008 05:35 KlaCkoN wrote:


Whaaaat???
Over 15 and it's legal with anyone, no matter age.
Unless I have really missed something. =p
I once knew a 17 year old who liked to be tied up and fucked by a 45 year old lol.

Um can't really think on any advice for OP though, but it's probably worth it to save money on just about anything to afford to rent a motel, an art studio or whatever.
Lack of regular good quality sex ruins relationships, especially if you are going to get out of the country anyway...

On November 14 2008 13:31 SpiralArchitect wrote:

Sometimes your creativity stuns me Charlie.

On November 15 2008 07:15 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote:
Just one of the links for age of consent by state (i had to get to a real computer to be able to look it up)

http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

On November 16 2008 17:55 Imagination wrote:
Ill tell you what Im doing right now:

Gather up 10 friends, with girlfriends or something similar.

All together rent a simple cheap apartment. you'll end up paying very little the more friends agree with you.

What we do is put the carpet inside when we are using it, and if nobodys there, the carpet is outside. or use any other sign you want.

or put dates for use. whatever.

this is cheaper than paying for hotels.

On November 15 2008 05:26 Physician wrote:
what city/town u live in? that's pretty critical for advice to be meaningful

On November 16 2008 18:02 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


NO WATCHING

On November 16 2008 18:02 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
NO WATCHING

On November 16 2008 20:10 Physician wrote:
- well since he wants free lodging basically, and urban squatting is much easier than rural squatting and plus the laws for squatting change from state to state - where he lives is relevant - unless of course he and his gf do not care risking a misdemeanour or getting caught; I had some good ideas, but I didn't want to give him advice that too illegal..
- if he has the personality for it, he could potentially walk into any large hospital with green scrubs and get away with it with a little pre-scouting and a little knowledge..

On November 16 2008 20:29 Physician wrote:
u've obviously never worked in a hospital..

On November 16 2008 20:23 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


Brilliant! A 17 year old in scrubs could walk into a hospital and have sex with his gf completely unnoticed!

OR ! ! !

Maybe he can knock out a airplane pilot and have sex with her parachuting from the sky? That way nobody would see em having sex except geese and nearby planes.

On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote:
Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo.


Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup"

On November 13 2008 10:52 bioboyAT wrote:
just man up and take her at home wherever you want

your parents will understand that, i mean they once were young too

On November 17 2008 04:46 Galneryus wrote:
how bout rest stops on the highway. kinda nasty and dirty, but no one really goes there...often.