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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
So teamliquid members, in your infinite knowledge, can you come up with any cheap and inventive places for me to enjoy the company of my woman? Seriously, I'm fucking desperate. edit - I'm not talking 20-30 mins, I need at least 2-4hrs of 100% undisturbed alone time. Lets see how serious people take this  | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
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maleorderbride
United States2916 Posts
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Amber[LighT]
United States5078 Posts
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ArvickHero
10387 Posts
or get some keys to a school and use one of the rooms  | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup" | ||
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maleorderbride
United States2916 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote: Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo. Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup"  | ||
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SteelString
446 Posts
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bioboyAT
Austria1763 Posts
your parents will understand that, i mean they once were young too | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:45 Amber[LighT] wrote: geographically where are we talking? Sucks that you can't get some alone time in your own home. My dad is pretty good about not coming near my room when my GF is over. We don't get the reciprocation at her house (I wonder why....), but yah are you in a city or in a suburb are there places you can go (ie friends apt. or maybe a sibling's place?) If I had a room  Sleeping on the couch at the moment.I'm inner city, she lives in the burbs. Every now and then a friends place might be a possibility, but my 4 'good friends' who I would feel comfortable asking are either in college, still living at home, or have an apartment over 20 minutes away. | ||
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HotZhot
Colombia677 Posts
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_PulSe_
United States541 Posts
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote: Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo. Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup" Dude, camping. Your a fucking genius. | ||
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
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Kleander
United States334 Posts
my gf thinks its wierd, but when you're desperate for a place and the hotels around are disgusting as fuck, its convenient, and i also keep my condoms in my glove compartment so they're always in reach | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:58 Raithed wrote: i second zoo. Release your inner animal upon her. Very fitting. | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:50 SteelString wrote: I second the movie theater Not hard just ask what is the least seen movie. | ||
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
? I'm guessing you're in L.A or something cuz in Toronto, Canada, it is fucking cold out =) | ||
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lluvia_0
Australia20 Posts
I second the zoo also Or break into a furniture store and use the beds? (too faR?) | ||
TheYango
United States47024 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:58 Raithed wrote: i second zoo. | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
 .......Tell us your location b/c I did click on ur profile and just didn't find out your exact location. Hencing that the post that ended in the 1st page is referring to the weather. Besides your back car I can only say a park late at night but if she really isn't that comfortable then you have to get really good at boning her at your house or her house....Don't know what else from there besides me thinking.. | ||
GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On November 13 2008 11:43 CaucasianAsian wrote: i used a cemetery once. I don't think this quite sets the mood the way you want to. | ||
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bdams19
United States1316 Posts
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QuietIdiot
7004 Posts
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Xenocide_Knight
Korea (South)2625 Posts
all those already set up bedrooms... | ||
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Motiva
United States1774 Posts
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
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LiAlH4
New Zealand111 Posts
... but generally I'd say camping is the best solution. | ||
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iloahz
United States964 Posts
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SpiralArchitect
United States2116 Posts
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Folca
2235 Posts
On November 13 2008 12:57 SpiralArchitect wrote: Be a man. Tell your dad/mom to fuck off and screw that bitch silly on your parents bed. Thatll teach em. This is obviously the answer | ||
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L
Canada4732 Posts
I don't think this quite sets the mood the way you want to. Topic of the hour is stiff and involves bones. | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
There is no non comedic answer for this. It is common sense. Can't afford a motel, don't like outside.. you expect us to come up with a store that allows for free sex rooms? A part of your house we know about and you don't? | ||
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F13
United States38 Posts
or public bathroom.make sure you lock the door | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
On November 13 2008 13:17 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Your parents are always home? There is no non comedic answer for this. It is common sense. Can't afford a motel, don't like outside.. you expect us to come up with a store that allows for free sex rooms? A part of your house we know about and you don't? I guess that's kinda the idea. And I doubt her parents would let her go camping. GG me. | ||
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SpiralArchitect
United States2116 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
and people are just too much for me to face i climb way up to the top of the stairs and all my cares just drift right into space on the roof is the only place i know~ where you just have to wish... to make it sooooo up on the roof | ||
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stalife
Canada1222 Posts
most ideal option would be break up, meet a girl who lives by herself :D other options are.. 1. bj while driving. that way, you receive, and dont have to give 2. carsex @ night . . . but you live in the states... you could get shot..maybe; | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
On November 13 2008 16:23 SpiritoftheTuna wrote: when this old world starts getting me down and people are just too much for me to face i climb way up to the top of the stairs and all my cares just drift right into space on the roof is the only place i know~ where you just have to wish... to make it sooooo up on the roof when i get home feeling tired and beat i go up where the air is fresh and sweet i get away from that hustlin' crowd and all that rat race noise down in the streeeeeeeeet at night the stars put on a show for free and darling you can share it all with me i keep tellin' you that right smack dab in the middle of town i've found a paradise that's troubleproof and if this old world starts getting you down, there's room enough for two up on the roof | ||
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[X]Ken_D
United States4650 Posts
bathroom? | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
Ya, camping with just your girl is great. | ||
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
On November 13 2008 16:22 SpiralArchitect wrote: Are your parents way intrusive or some shit? I moved back home recently and its plenty easy to get away with an hour or two with my parents upstairs. That's ok for people who have a constant gf, but if you're squatting you need a better option, at least to avoid questions on morality. Actually, that's quite a problem if you're working full-time as you are only free to have sex at night. Renting space in big cities just for that doesn't pay off (you can rent a very very shitty apartment in Moscow for no less than 1000 USD per month and it keeps growing), renting single rooms is risky (you'll get robbed, killed or just filmed for porn). Buying an apartment is just impossible for most (around 6,5K USD for a square meter, whoa), so, until you hit the jackpot and get a job that gets you that much money (average salary in Moscow is about 700-800 USD per month), win a lottery or learn of your dying millionaire grandcousin, you're bound to live with parents. With full-time getting in when noone is home is impossible. Same thing with friends, coincidentially, they all also live with parents excluding rare cases. Camping is not an option (unless you like snow on your naked ass for some reason), same thing with rooftops (all locked and again, too cold). Fucking disgusting, you have to improvise every time. | ||
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PliX
Netherlands72 Posts
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Malongo
Chile3472 Posts
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Hydrolisko
Vanuatu1659 Posts
but if you are in the mood for a quickie the mall fitting rooms are always good. | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
I dunno... 2-4 hour is pretty long haha, u need boxer apm condom | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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meegrean
Thailand7699 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On November 13 2008 16:49 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote: If you were in japan, they have the love hotels. That's what you should be trying for. but they are more expensive than 45$ a night -.- | ||
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Guss
Sweden712 Posts
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On November 13 2008 12:03 bdams19 wrote: IKEA... everyone gets lost in there its pretty cool u got IKEA in USA too | ||
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NiGoL
1868 Posts
why wouldn't they have IKEA? it's pretty big now u know | ||
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[DUF]MethodMan
Germany1716 Posts
at least it works for me. | ||
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relaxxl
Japan78 Posts
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
otherwise, try secluded parking spots.. and bathrooms if you're really desparate. =/ | ||
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dinmsab
Malaysia2246 Posts
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kidd
United States2848 Posts
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wo0py
Netherlands922 Posts
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Ichigo1234551
United States649 Posts
my mom freaked out lol. In my family, I cant allow to bring home girls. Im asian thats why lol | ||
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decafchicken
United States20019 Posts
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iloveHieu
United States1919 Posts
I know it's crazy but maybe LESS sex? | ||
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Terranator
Canada286 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:41 YPang wrote: zoo Haha, I've actually done this | ||
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TheYango
United States47024 Posts
Pics or it didn't happen. >_> | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
Don't do it hes a policeman! | ||
JWD
United States12607 Posts
I dunno, in my experience hotel rooms make girls really horny. The nicer the room, the better the sex will be. It's bizarre. | ||
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Terranator
Canada286 Posts
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Klockan3
Sweden2866 Posts
On November 14 2008 02:44 jwd241224 wrote: It can be expensive, but every once in a while try going for a special date and then just laying out for a hotel room afterwards. You WILL NOT regret it. I dunno, in my experience hotel rooms make girls really horny. The nicer the room, the better the sex will be. It's bizarre. Most girls deny it but few do not get turned on by people wanting to waste money on them. | ||
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Naib
Hungary4843 Posts
On November 14 2008 03:35 Klockan3 wrote: Most girls deny it but few do not get turned on by people wanting to waste money on them. Why do you call it waste? It's an investment... | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
just lock your door and it's fine in the house, seriously I doubt your parents are gonna care unless its excessively loud moaning | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
On November 14 2008 03:40 Frits wrote: don't you have a lock on your room? just lock your door and it's fine in the house, seriously I doubt your parents are gonna care unless its excessively loud moaning I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms. I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day. Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time. I'm just so gg'ed, honestly. | ||
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Flaccid
8836 Posts
Like in her butt. | ||
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excess1ve
United States359 Posts
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
Don't mind the cameras and the pale ghost lurking in the corner; that's just me beating off feverishly. | ||
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Flaccid
8836 Posts
On November 14 2008 06:57 nemY wrote: My place. Don't mind the cameras and the pale ghost lurking in the corner; that's just me beating Flaccid off feverishly. /slaps five /crushes beer can on head | ||
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SpiralArchitect
United States2116 Posts
On November 14 2008 04:34 dream-_- wrote: I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms. I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day. Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time. I'm just so gg'ed, honestly. WEAK! YOU ARE WEAK! If a man wants to get his bone on bad enough there is always a place to do it. If a man wants to get his bone on in a comfortable bedroom for 2-4 hours? MAKE ROOM BITCH! I mean come on grandmas are old which means they cant see or hear to well plus they sleep all day long. If your parents catch you just tell em "GTFO Cant you see im working here?" Your a disgrace to men everywhere, if you cant find a place then mother fucking make one. Cuz thats how men work, we do what we want. Especially when it comes to sex. | ||
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Flaccid
8836 Posts
What a pimp. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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zXk3
Mexico1178 Posts
On November 13 2008 11:08 Sfydjklm wrote: roofs of an apartment buildings are awesome. this brings back a lot of good memories... GO FOR IT! | ||
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Kuja900
United States3564 Posts
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TheYango
United States47024 Posts
On November 14 2008 02:44 jwd241224 wrote: It can be expensive, but every once in a while try going for a special date and then just laying out for a hotel room afterwards. You WILL NOT regret it. You know what, just forget the hotel room. Take her to a nice restaurant, and screw her right then and there. | ||
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On November 14 2008 07:53 CharlieMurphy wrote: Rent a U-Haul truck and throw a bed in the back They only cost like 20 bucks. Depends how long you rent them. 1/10 on the sexy meter, 10/10 on practical | ||
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TheOvermind77
United States923 Posts
If you are caught by someone who presses charge (innocent civilian, cop, etc) you will be labeled as a SEX OFFENDER. Yeah, they slap you in the same category as the child molesters, rapists, and other pervs just because you want to bone your girlfriend. It's stupid...but I guess it protects the innocent children? Idk. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
nj mate | ||
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REDBLUEGREEN
Germany1903 Posts
On November 14 2008 09:05 TheOvermind77 wrote: Not to be a downer, but be careful in public... If you are caught by someone who presses charge (innocent civilian, cop, etc) you will be labeled as a SEX OFFENDER. Yeah, they slap you in the same category as the child molesters, rapists, and other pervs just because you want to bone your girlfriend. It's stupid...but I guess it protects the innocent children? Idk. lol what? thats retarded. I'd say outdoors if u live in the countryside | ||
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Motiva
United States1774 Posts
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x89titan
Philippines1130 Posts
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x89titan
Philippines1130 Posts
On November 14 2008 07:35 SpiralArchitect wrote: WEAK! YOU ARE WEAK! If a man wants to get his bone on bad enough there is always a place to do it. If a man wants to get his bone on in a comfortable bedroom for 2-4 hours? MAKE ROOM BITCH! I mean come on grandmas are old which means they cant see or hear to well plus they sleep all day long. If your parents catch you just tell em "GTFO Cant you see im working here?" Your a disgrace to men everywhere, if you cant find a place then mother fucking make one. Cuz thats how men work, we do what we want. Especially when it comes to sex. exactly | ||
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BalliSLife
1339 Posts
do her in a cardboard box | ||
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
Now that right thar just ain't right! | ||
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SpiralArchitect
United States2116 Posts
On November 14 2008 07:53 CharlieMurphy wrote: Rent a U-Haul truck and throw a bed in the back They only cost like 20 bucks. Sometimes your creativity stuns me Charlie. | ||
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CFDragon
United States304 Posts
On November 14 2008 09:21 Grobyc wrote: Wow you can last 2-4 hours? nj mate His APM and reaction time must be total shit or something. | ||
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swat
Australia142 Posts
On November 14 2008 04:34 dream-_- wrote: I live in a 1.5 bedroom house with 5 people. And the 1 bedroom is my grandmas who is home 24/7. Only other 2 rooms in the house that lock are the bathrooms. I have the house to myself during the day sometimes, but she has school and work during the day. My dad is 'working for himself' aka being lazy, so his hours are completely unpredictable at the moment and could leave/come home at any time during the day. Her house isn't gonna happen, even if she was willing to risk it I'm not, her dad is crazy and her mom is home all the time. I'm just so gg'ed, honestly. 1.5 bedrooms with 5 people? Do you live in a trailer? :S | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote: Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo. Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup" Art just art | ||
Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
I guess it really does depend on your parents + how comfortable you feel...you're sure your parents would feel uncomfortable or suspicious? I found at the start it was mostly my girlfriend who was more uncomfortable going to my house...but she warmed up quickly...and she was soon sleeping over. I couldn't make it clear to her that my parents 100% don't care if she stays...and is welcome all the time. Diff upbringings I guess. I had to resort to what you had to do also - in my car. There is nowhere entirely 'safe' that you don't pay for - you'll always be subject to nature or the public sphere if you're out somewhere. Aim for nice secluded spots, at a later time - the problem with this is it sometimes kills romance...having to sneak around finding somewhere to fuck and cuddle. Hotels really are the best way...unless you have your own place...even a motel... If it really means this much to you...make the hotel a once a month kind of thing? Split the cost with your girlfriend? I mean...sure it's more traditional for the guy to pay, but it's a relationship not a business. Otherwise it's really just up to you to find some unique/niche kind of area to have your shits and giggles with a nice lady friend. Edit: Shit...I see your housing predicament... Gonna have to be a nice cushy hotel or nice and cheap motel some of the time methinks. | ||
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STAYTHESAME
United Kingdom434 Posts
1. home 2. public places (like what we usually see in some amateur video on the P site) Imo, your or her house is the best option. Gg-gl | ||
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micronesia
United States24680 Posts
Agree 150%. That made me love Kennigit. | ||
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Smuft
Canada318 Posts
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
On November 14 2008 14:27 Smuft wrote: You moved BACK into your parents home... now you are worrying about where to bang your girlfriend... if this is a problem you should be spending less time with your girlfriend and more time developing your life so that this kind of problem never happens again. moved back in because im shipping out to the navy in a few months and wanted to make the 6k i have saved up last till I leave so I can focus on other stuff im trying to get done before I leave. Really though its not my parents at all, they could give a crap if im doing that and they know I am. However she is really shy about this kind of thing and plus there is no area of the house that someone wont just randomly happen to walk through. You can see the entire upstairs from almost any point in the house, and the basement is just 1 giant room and a laundry room that doesn't lock. I guess I'm just gonna have to take it day by day and see what happens. Public places - I could give a shit, im a guy. But, I want my girl to be comfortable, and she isn't. Her parents aren't likely to let her stay out overnight(for good reason), so camping is kinda owned. IDONO GUYZ, IM KINDA OWNED YES? FFS>>!<< | ||
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SpiralArchitect
United States2116 Posts
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
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Jaeden
Romania1489 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:56 HotZhot wrote: Elevator, bathroom (public) lmao, that is pretty crappy. At least here...there are some really tight elevators...that was weird. well, I guess the best option for u is what kennigit said. U don`t have to convince her parents. If u can spend 2-4 with her, then use 30 minutes to go in the woods | ||
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SpiralArchitect
United States2116 Posts
On November 14 2008 15:27 dream-_- wrote: 17, im 20. She is really close to her parents, I wouldnt want to put her in a situation where she has to lie to them. I give. You are fucked. Not because theres nowhere to go but because: 1. You are not motivated enough to find a good spot 2. Chick is underage man. If you get caught BAM peace out. 3. wait... You just said you have fucking six grand for the next two months? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT AFFORD A HOTEL ROOM? 4. Failure to take my advice (prolly main reason you failed). | ||
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
Either that or just tell your parents to leave the house for a little while b/c you need some alone time...I'm sure they would understand it's not like they have never been w/anybody before -.- If they won't cooperate...just find the time they aren't home and use that time. Go to her house when her parent's aren't home. | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
On November 14 2008 15:42 SpiralArchitect wrote: I give. You are fucked. Not because theres nowhere to go but because: 1. You are not motivated enough to find a good spot 2. Chick is underage man. If you get caught BAM peace out. 3. wait... You just said you have fucking six grand for the next two months? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT AFFORD A HOTEL ROOM? 4. Failure to take my advice (prolly main reason you failed). nah dude, my ship date is april 7th and im reclassing so its most likely going to be even later. I have $800+ in expenses per month including food/car/auto insurance/gas/2 gym memberships/phone, it adds up. Last thing I want is to run out of money. I'm also looking for a more long term solution than pay $45 every time I want some alone time. I have $800+ in expenses per month including food/car/auto insurance/gas/2 gym memberships/phone, it adds up. I'm not worried about the underage thing, and im not motivated enough to find a spot she isnt gonna be comfortable with if thats what you mean. Back of my car works just fine for me edit - in all honesty I think I'm asking the impossible. Only good solution is move out again. I think I might try to clean out the garage and carry a couch or something out there. Or better yet, clean out the garage and park my car in there? thats so impossible god this sucks. | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5281 Posts
P.S. it's all a matter of motivation... How bad do you want it? That was my problem also... It wasnt convenient either, basically the same situation like you, but less money available. AND I wasn't desperate enough to save money on food or something like that. AND my gf was sickened by car sex. ship it P.P.S I think the best suggestion I read here is to use your friends place, it's very doable, and that's what I should've done.. | ||
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micronesia
United States24680 Posts
On November 14 2008 16:13 dream-_- wrote: Or better yet, clean out the garage and park my car in there? thats so impossible god this sucks. That's what I'm doing right now and it feels impossible but it will be worth it! Then again I just want to park in there... so you have MORE motivation (but I have to agree with sp1ralarchitect)... If you trimmed down your expenses you could afford 40-80 bucks a week (save a bit on food, save on phone, etc) | ||
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Ftrunkz
Australia2474 Posts
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Piy
Scotland3152 Posts
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
Go to an Asian Karaoke place. No one will disturb you for 1 ~ 2 hours depending on how long you rent the room and it's totally private. You even get to sing a few songs with your GF if the time allows which your missus may enjoy. Otherwise I would suggest DVD room, basically a small room with couch and TV where you can watch the DVD of your choice. Not sure if there will be any at where you live. + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Starparty
Sweden1963 Posts
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Starparty
Sweden1963 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:54 dream-_- wrote: If I had a room Sleeping on the couch at the moment.I'm inner city, she lives in the burbs. Every now and then a friends place might be a possibility, but my 4 'good friends' who I would feel comfortable asking are either in college, still living at home, or have an apartment over 20 minutes away. Might wanna put this in the op for more detailed suggestions | ||
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SolaR-
United States2685 Posts
On November 15 2008 00:45 Starparty wrote: mabye there are just huge cultural differences in this matter between usa and sweden. But taken that both are of legal age parents just has no fucking business intruding on privacy tbh. If you are in your or her room with a locked door they should just stay the hell out of it. That is how it works in a normal family over here atleast as far a smy experience goes. Im really troubled that you need to run outside in the middle of the fkin winter to be able to get some :/ 17 is not legal age in USA | ||
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Starparty
Sweden1963 Posts
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Simplistik
2007 Posts
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
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Hans-Titan
Denmark1711 Posts
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KlaCkoN
Sweden1661 Posts
On November 15 2008 01:18 Starparty wrote: It is not "legal" in the correct meaning of the word over here either. However, if both are above 15 and the age difference isnt astronomical, it is mostly a subject to common sense. If there is abuse going on it will obviously be regarded as a legal matter, but if it is a relationship like any other most parents will just stay out of it. Standard age for loosing virginity over here is between 16 and 18 years of age. Everyone is aware of it and everyone is perfectly fine with it. Whaaaat??? Over 15 and it's legal with anyone, no matter age. Unless I have really missed something. =p I once knew a 17 year old who liked to be tied up and fucked by a 45 year old lol. Um can't really think on any advice for OP though, but it's probably worth it to save money on just about anything to afford to rent a motel, an art studio or whatever. Lack of regular good quality sex ruins relationships, especially if you are going to get out of the country anyway... | ||
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On November 15 2008 05:35 KlaCkoN wrote: Whaaaat??? Over 15 and it's legal with anyone, no matter age. Unless I have really missed something. =p I once knew a 17 year old who liked to be tied up and fucked by a 45 year old lol. Um can't really think on any advice for OP though, but it's probably worth it to save money on just about anything to afford to rent a motel, an art studio or whatever. Lack of regular good quality sex ruins relationships, especially if you are going to get out of the country anyway... the age of consent is different in every state in the u.s. I know that in california, both people either need to be over 18, or need to be married- or else sex is illegal (yes, even between two people who are 16). strange, but true. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On November 14 2008 13:31 SpiralArchitect wrote: Sometimes your creativity stuns me Charlie. Thats not creativity, thats skills. Necessity is the mother of invention | ||
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html | ||
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KlaCkoN
Sweden1661 Posts
On November 15 2008 07:15 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote: Just one of the links for age of consent by state (i had to get to a real computer to be able to look it up) http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html Ah sry for the missunderstanding, the guy i quoted was from sweden, and he said something about "not technically legal" Which well, is not something I have ever heard of. I know how it works in the US. | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
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Imagination
243 Posts
Gather up 10 friends, with girlfriends or something similar. All together rent a simple cheap apartment. you'll end up paying very little the more friends agree with you. What we do is put the carpet inside when we are using it, and if nobodys there, the carpet is outside. or use any other sign you want. or put dates for use. whatever. this is cheaper than paying for hotels. | ||
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On November 16 2008 17:55 Imagination wrote: Ill tell you what Im doing right now: Gather up 10 friends, with girlfriends or something similar. All together rent a simple cheap apartment. you'll end up paying very little the more friends agree with you. What we do is put the carpet inside when we are using it, and if nobodys there, the carpet is outside. or use any other sign you want. or put dates for use. whatever. this is cheaper than paying for hotels. it still ends up being pretty expensive, depending on which part of the country you live in. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On November 15 2008 05:26 Physician wrote: what city/town u live in? that's pretty critical for advice to be meaningful NO WATCHING | ||
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Z3rgFTW
Australia25 Posts
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
Chicago? Yes, good, yes...ok take her to this address and make sure to leave the blinds up. She will not make love to you unless the blinds are up! | ||
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Texas
Germany2388 Posts
seriously | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On November 16 2008 18:02 {88}iNcontroL wrote: - well since he wants free lodging basically, and urban squatting is much easier than rural squatting and plus the laws for squatting change from state to state - where he lives is relevant - unless of course he and his gf do not care risking a misdemeanour or getting caught; I had some good ideas, but I didn't want to give him advice that too illegal.. NO WATCHING - if he has the personality for it, he could potentially walk into any large hospital with green scrubs and get away with it with a little pre-scouting and a little knowledge.. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On November 16 2008 20:10 Physician wrote: - well since he wants free lodging basically, and urban squatting is much easier than rural squatting and plus the laws for squatting change from state to state - where he lives is relevant - unless of course he and his gf do not care risking a misdemeanour or getting caught; I had some good ideas, but I didn't want to give him advice that too illegal.. - if he has the personality for it, he could potentially walk into any large hospital with green scrubs and get away with it with a little pre-scouting and a little knowledge.. Brilliant! A 17 year old in scrubs could walk into a hospital and have sex with his gf completely unnoticed! OR ! ! ! Maybe he can knock out a airplane pilot and have sex with her parachuting from the sky? That way nobody would see em having sex except geese and nearby planes. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
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pandabearguy
United States252 Posts
On November 16 2008 20:29 Physician wrote: u've obviously never worked in a hospital.. trust this guy he's a physician | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
On November 16 2008 20:23 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Brilliant! A 17 year old in scrubs could walk into a hospital and have sex with his gf completely unnoticed! OR ! ! ! Maybe he can knock out a airplane pilot and have sex with her parachuting from the sky? That way nobody would see em having sex except geese and nearby planes. she works in the o.r. through her high school and people think she is a nurse. and im 3 years older than her. Dont think that would be an issue. But I mean, how comfortable would you feel getting completely naked in some of these places you guys have mentioned | ||
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RawrAnOcean
United States359 Posts
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Xenocide_Knight
Korea (South)2625 Posts
you could try some of the practice rooms late at night, there should be a couple open and generally no1 will bother you plus some rooms have locks | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
On November 13 2008 10:48 Kennigit wrote: Go for a picnic....a sexy picnic. Go camping off in the woods. Build a tree fort....actually don't build a tree fort that might be dangerous. Yeah picnic or camping imo. Also start playing more video games and get good, then you will only need 8 mins tops. Infact we should change this thread title to "help train me on iccup" hahaha... def man u gotta micro and macro at the same time push till u get that gg out of her On November 13 2008 10:52 bioboyAT wrote: just man up and take her at home wherever you want your parents will understand that, i mean they once were young too ROFL.. just rofl.... On November 17 2008 04:46 Galneryus wrote: how bout rest stops on the highway. kinda nasty and dirty, but no one really goes there...often. how about u get good enough that u can do it @ red light on the streets? lols | ||
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