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[Game]What Can't you buy on the internet?

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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 23 2007 22:19 GMT
#1
First off, I'm not talking about some cliche` shit like 'Love' or anything else that can't actually be bought anywhere.

So lets play a little searching game. Someone will post something (preferably something unusual) and then someone has to find it for sale somewhere on the internet. Ebay, Internet store, Craig's List, wherever just find it for sale. After the person correctly finds it they post the link and then a new search. (have something in mind for people to search for next so that way we have less 'thinking' time and less double replies to the same answer.) Also, f5/refresh before posting.

So, I'll start:

Gasoline.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-23 22:26:59
December 23 2007 22:26 GMT
#2
http://www.news.com/2100-1017-237306.html

Picture of Muhammad the prophet.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 23 2007 22:27 GMT
#3
An internet. You can only win internets.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 23 2007 22:28 GMT
#4
you cant buy the awesome posting powers of charliemurphy
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-23 22:30:13
December 23 2007 22:29 GMT
#5
On December 24 2007 07:26 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
http://www.news.com/2100-1017-237306.html

Picture of Muhammad the prophet.


Thats not current though. They don't sell it anymore afaik.

PS- 2 posts above can't read the first line of the OP.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
December 23 2007 22:29 GMT
#6
On December 24 2007 07:27 Caller wrote:
An internet. You can only win internets.


This is an example of cliche shit that can't be bought anywhere. Go back to /b/ please.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-23 22:29:49
December 23 2007 22:29 GMT
#7
-wrong thread-
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
December 23 2007 22:42 GMT
#8
hookers
Legalize drugs and murder.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 23 2007 22:45 GMT
#9
On December 24 2007 07:42 Ghin wrote:
hookers


That is a good one that I thought of, but you didn't answer the previous question(s).
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Imagination
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
243 Posts
December 23 2007 22:47 GMT
#10
lol? even a kid would find a link to buy hookers
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
December 23 2007 22:49 GMT
#11
On December 24 2007 07:42 Ghin wrote:
hookers


Do Russian mail order brides count?
That was an unknown unknown.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
December 23 2007 22:58 GMT
#12
On December 24 2007 07:49 obloquy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2007 07:42 Ghin wrote:
hookers


Do Russian mail order brides count?

will they give you a cleveland steamer?
Legalize drugs and murder.
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
December 23 2007 22:59 GMT
#13
Found muhammad:
http://www.xiamenoilpainting.com/htmlopus/painting-34142.html

Now find:
a Mcdonalds for sale (not a meal).
Force staff is the best item in the game.
MyTHicaL
Profile Joined November 2005
France1070 Posts
December 23 2007 23:01 GMT
#14
Heroine
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
December 23 2007 23:03 GMT
#15
On December 24 2007 07:59 CDRdude wrote:
Found muhammad:
http://www.xiamenoilpainting.com/htmlopus/painting-34142.html

Now find:
a Mcdonalds for sale (not a meal).

what do you mean by "Mcdonalds" then, ur talking about the clown?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-23 23:05:29
December 23 2007 23:04 GMT
#16
On December 24 2007 07:59 CDRdude wrote:
Found muhammad:
http://www.xiamenoilpainting.com/htmlopus/painting-34142.html

Now find:
a Mcdonalds for sale (not a meal).

http://www.franchisebuyersnetwork.com/franchise/fast-food-franchises/?gclid=CJjy18_Cv5ACFRscawodXCviWA

Prostitute.

PS- lol, on that link there is a restraunt called Flamers, lmao.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-23 23:05:55
December 23 2007 23:05 GMT
#17
nm charlie beat me
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
December 23 2007 23:05 GMT
#18
slaves?
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
December 23 2007 23:07 GMT
#19
btw i found this on heroin on google ROFL.
Cristmas Price:: Buy Heroin. Free delivery Heroin! Save $$$ - You ...
Buy Heroin - Cheapest price! The best Heroin for you! buy Heroin - Free delivery! ... Vat registration, you assuming you complicated transaction in order to
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 23 2007 23:08 GMT
#20
[image loading]
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
December 23 2007 23:10 GMT
#21
On December 24 2007 08:08 Coagulation wrote:
[image loading]


you must be proud of your heritage
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-23 23:12:18
December 23 2007 23:11 GMT
#22
ilj.psa, get the fuck out of here.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
December 23 2007 23:18 GMT
#23
http://www.cityoflove.com/index.aspx?url=http://www.cityoflove.com/detail.aspx?lang=en-US&dID=17566&Digest=lJMLUSeN4MNEC/moKDjlyw
found. In case the link doesn't work (they have some weird HTML there), just bookmark this one:
http://www.cityoflove.com/

find me a peanut butter cookie.
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 23 2007 23:23 GMT
#24
On December 24 2007 08:10 Rev0lution wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2007 08:08 Coagulation wrote:
[image loading]


you must be proud of your heritage


like you know.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-23 23:27:49
December 23 2007 23:27 GMT
#25
On December 24 2007 08:18 CDRdude wrote:
http://www.cityoflove.com/index.aspx?url=http://www.cityoflove.com/detail.aspx?lang=en-US&dID=17566&Digest=lJMLUSeN4MNEC/moKDjlyw
found. In case the link doesn't work (they have some weird HTML there), just bookmark this one:
http://www.cityoflove.com/

find me a peanut butter cookie.

http://cgi.ebay.com/LOW-CARB-PEANUT-BUTTER-SURPRISE-COOKIES_W0QQitemZ300182454648QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item300182454648
find me a food (cookie/cake/etc) resembling the face of someone famous

pd: chill charlie -_-
abandonallhope
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Sweden563 Posts
December 23 2007 23:29 GMT
#26
Micro.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-23 23:30:36
December 23 2007 23:30 GMT
#27
On December 24 2007 08:18 CDRdude wrote:
http://www.cityoflove.com/index.aspx?url=http://www.cityoflove.com/detail.aspx?lang=en-US&dID=17566&Digest=lJMLUSeN4MNEC/moKDjlyw
found. In case the link doesn't work (they have some weird HTML there), just bookmark this one:
http://www.cityoflove.com/

find me a peanut butter cookie.


lol

Erotic services:

Pricing:
Straight sex Not specified
Massage Yes
Oral sex (giving) Not specified
Oral sex (taking) Not specified
Anal sex Not specified
French kissing Not specified
Fetish / Fantasy Yes
BDSM Yes
Striptease (private) Yes
Striptease (groups) No
Diner dating Yes
Erotic filming No

Price for 1 hour
Price for additional hour
Price for 4 hours
Price for 24 hours
Payment options:


Clients Man, Couples
Service area Outbound (international)
Service area inbound Yes
Languages English

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
December 23 2007 23:37 GMT
#28
I bet you cant buy a particle accelator.
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 23 2007 23:38 GMT
#29
On December 24 2007 08:37 Rev0lution wrote:
I bet you cant buy a particle accelator.

well you could buy the parts to build one (assuming funding and know how)
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
December 23 2007 23:56 GMT
#30
On December 24 2007 08:27 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2007 08:18 CDRdude wrote:
http://www.cityoflove.com/index.aspx?url=http://www.cityoflove.com/detail.aspx?lang=en-US&dID=17566&Digest=lJMLUSeN4MNEC/moKDjlyw
found. In case the link doesn't work (they have some weird HTML there), just bookmark this one:
http://www.cityoflove.com/

find me a peanut butter cookie.

http://cgi.ebay.com/LOW-CARB-PEANUT-BUTTER-SURPRISE-COOKIES_W0QQitemZ300182454648QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item300182454648
find me a food (cookie/cake/etc) resembling the face of someone famous

pd: chill charlie -_-
The virgin Mary is famous right?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Holy-Toast-Virgin-Mary-Bread-Stamper-jesus-god-New-fred_W0QQitemZ160192064134QQihZ006QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Find me...whale meat?
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
December 24 2007 00:06 GMT
#31
On December 24 2007 08:56 Falcynn wrote:
Find me...whale meat?


This is a tough one. I'll find you whale meat soon enough though. Nothing can match the mighty power of Google for long...
Force staff is the best item in the game.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
December 24 2007 00:09 GMT
#32
love
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
December 24 2007 00:14 GMT
#33
[game abuse]

my keys, for sale in irl, but not on the internet.

[/game abuse]

i guess finding whale meat for sale would be alot easier if you could speak the language of wherever it is that eats it.
drop
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Romania306 Posts
December 24 2007 00:32 GMT
#34
elephant
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
December 24 2007 00:41 GMT
#35
Well, congratulations. You broke the thread, because nobody can find whale meat
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Zherak
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Norway256 Posts
December 24 2007 00:54 GMT
#36
I tried the Norwegian version, Hvalkjøtt, but I can't actually get anywhere. These guys are a major supplier of whale meat, but they don't actually sell it online:

http://www.ellingsen.no/
The bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes...
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
December 24 2007 05:14 GMT
#37
Try to find a country you can buy online!
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
December 24 2007 05:40 GMT
#38
mmm, whale meat must taste really good :D
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-24 05:45:11
December 24 2007 05:44 GMT
#39
On December 24 2007 09:54 Zherak wrote:
I tried the Norwegian version, Hvalkjøtt, but I can't actually get anywhere. These guys are a major supplier of whale meat, but they don't actually sell it online:

http://www.ellingsen.no/
Bah, didn't think whale meat would be that hard. Guess I was way wrong. I'll let this go as a correct answer before people give up.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-24 06:27:41
December 24 2007 06:26 GMT
#40
[edited] double post sorry see next page I got answer T_T
w/e
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
December 24 2007 06:27 GMT
#41
On December 24 2007 14:14 Carnac wrote:
Try to find a country you can buy online!


Country for sale
http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/1/9/2361/54178/travel/Buy a Country, Be Your Own Whackjob Dictator


Find:
A progamer team for sale
w/e
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-24 07:01:19
December 24 2007 06:58 GMT
#42
It took me about an hour of cyber-sleuthing my way around the internets, but I found whale meat online. Well, I can't confirm it, as I cannot read Japanese.

http://www.rakuten.co.jp/hakudai/658479/660375/

but I am pretty sure at bare minimum, this site sells whale jerky.


edit - i am now positive this site sells whale meat
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 24 2007 07:08 GMT
#43
A progamer for sale, I'm pretty sure thats anyone who isn't under a contract already. They all have their price to join your team or whatever.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
December 24 2007 07:09 GMT
#44
On December 24 2007 07:28 Coagulation wrote:
you cant buy the awesome posting powers of charliemurphy
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20147 Posts
December 24 2007 07:12 GMT
#45
a nintendo wii
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
December 24 2007 07:12 GMT
#46
On December 24 2007 16:08 CharlieMurphy wrote:
A progamer for sale, I'm pretty sure thats anyone who isn't under a contract already. They all have their price to join your team or whatever.


please provide website.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 24 2007 07:39 GMT
#47
On December 24 2007 16:12 XCetron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2007 16:08 CharlieMurphy wrote:
A progamer for sale, I'm pretty sure thats anyone who isn't under a contract already. They all have their price to join your team or whatever.


please provide website.
I would try but I don't have korean translation or korean language knowledge. All I know is boji and gosu.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
iloveHieu
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1919 Posts
December 24 2007 08:42 GMT
#48
hey did I miss it or the question on gasoline has been ignored?
Xellos <3
assortlist
Profile Joined January 2020
1 Post
January 30 2020 03:03 GMT
#49
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BjoernK
Profile Joined April 2012
194 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-01-30 10:14:25
January 30 2020 04:59 GMT
#50
-snip- also a drawing of Mohammed.

modedit: don't know if bothack or was a sleeper bot for so long
jerenymichels
Profile Joined March 2024
1 Post
March 08 2024 23:11 GMT
#51
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