EPT- you're so cool I freeze up when I'm next to you.
- Are you an overdue library book? cuz you have fine written all over you.
haha, so corny it makes me laugh when i see it > _<
anyone know more?
Corny Pick up Lines!!! ;D
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
- you're so cool I freeze up when I'm next to you. - Are you an overdue library book? cuz you have fine written all over you. haha, so corny it makes me laugh when i see it > _< anyone know more? | ||
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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
Did what hurt? Did it hurt when you feel from heaven? | ||
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neSix
United States1772 Posts
do a google search and you'll find a ton I'll be curious to read some of Mensrea's ^^ | ||
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SoLaR[i.C]
United States2969 Posts
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On September 18 2006 20:28 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package." LMAOOOOOOOOooooo i'm gonna try this one on one of my friends hahaha | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
On September 18 2006 20:31 [sj]tacticz wrote: LMAOOOOOOOOooooo i'm gonna try this one on one of my friends hahaha indeed ROFLMAO xdxd | ||
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decafchicken
United States20154 Posts
"I work for UPS. What can brown do for you?" "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" | ||
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albobgim
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sNt)gatchaman
India147 Posts
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?" rofl i like the ups ones | ||
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venusian.kohai
Canada741 Posts
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole hahaa cleverrr | ||
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Adaptation97
24 Posts
We could ADD a bed. We could MINUS your clothes. We could DIVIDE your legs. We could MULTIPLY ourselves. | ||
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
On September 18 2006 20:27 Darknite721 wrote: Did it hurt? Did what hurt? Did it hurt when you feel from heaven? this one's better, Did it hurt? Did what hurt? Did it hurt when you got beaten up by the ugly stick? | ||
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Silver
New Zealand379 Posts
"Hi, would you like some raisins? how about a date?" ..a more harmless one... XD | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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gLyo
United States2410 Posts
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kdog3682
United States247 Posts
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
always a classic | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
That dress looks very becoming on you. Though if I were on you, I'd be coming too. Those clothes look nice, but they'd look even better in a tattered pile on the floor next to my bed. | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
you know, i cant think of anything. realy i shouldnt post this message. but im going to anyways. have fun guys. | ||
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FireBatLover
United States203 Posts
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Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
would you like to emulate sinusoidal functions with me? we can oscillate horizontally! MIT [I think] compiled a very long list of really nerdy ones. | ||
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HeavenS
Colombia2259 Posts
"Me" "I lost my number, can i get yours?" | ||
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On September 18 2006 21:42 FireBatLover wrote: Are you a zerg because you're rushing my heart. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we should do some corny starcraft pickup lines!!! hahaha that was goood stuff man ;p | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=22328 http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=37698 | ||
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SChasu
United States1505 Posts
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azndsh
United States4447 Posts
I want to take your integral, so I can be the area under all your curves. | ||
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DarkYoDA
United States1347 Posts
Battlecruiser Operational | ||
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cAtAcLySmIc
United States552 Posts
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SuperSoaker
United States26 Posts
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Capt. Moroni
United States533 Posts
Oh and can I get your number? | ||
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
On September 18 2006 21:42 FireBatLover wrote: Are you a zerg because you're rushing my heart. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | ||
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alphaentity
United States525 Posts
No... *pulls out pockets forming 2 ears* Wanna give it a try? | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
On September 18 2006 22:23 azndsh wrote: That one is so damn nurdy.... and I smiled (I don't really laugh when browsing TL.net at work Calculus! I want to take your integral, so I can be the area under all your curves.  ) | ||
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
On September 18 2006 21:01 gLyo wrote: Does this smell like chloroform to you? HAHA! edit: I edited all my lameness. Too lame | ||
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SoLaR[i.C]
United States2969 Posts
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The Storyteller
Singapore2486 Posts
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gulii
Sweden2791 Posts
On September 18 2006 20:51 KrAzYfoOL wrote: this one's better, Did it hurt? Did what hurt? Did it hurt when you got beaten up by the ugly stick? You right. It is better. Haha | ||
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GoGh
Netherlands32 Posts
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Luhh
Sweden2974 Posts
"I don't have any confidence in picking up girls cause I'm ugly, so I thought I would benefit from a pick-up-line since my social skills are lacking. So I read this pick-up-line on a Starcraft forum once which I thought was really funny cause I don't have a sense of humor. But I forgot it since I'm stupid, so I can't tell you what it was. Would you like to have sex with me now?" | ||
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JudgeMathis
Cuba1286 Posts
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
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baal
10666 Posts
On September 19 2006 04:08 Evilmonkey. wrote: "Did you just add a covert ops? Cuz you got my heart on lockdown." i wish u a painfull death buddy, atleast it will be less painfull than your life. | ||
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JohnnyCash
France244 Posts
"I can make you feel like I've never had sex before" (With an hyptonic voice) "You are a beautiful woman. And you will be with me tonight" | ||
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Lisk
Latvia376 Posts
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On September 19 2006 04:08 Evilmonkey. wrote: "Did you just add a covert ops? Cuz you got my heart on lockdown." How about "Are you a queen? Cuz I'm a command center in yellow and you just infested my heart!" | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
What?! Ok, now that i've got your attention i'd also like to have your phone number Excuse me, are you a religious person? Why? (or might be, yes... why?) Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Hi, what are you doing? (it should probaly be how are you doing.. but it's translated from romanian) Fine (or i'm doing fine.. or good.., pretty good) No no, i asked you what you're doing not how you look. | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
I'd like to shoot my scarabs into your probe | ||
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AnGuRuSO-Z
95 Posts
On September 18 2006 21:42 dream-_- wrote: best pickup line of all time, im about to make it up. prepare yourselves. im thinking. ok, still thinking. hmm. you know, i cant think of anything. realy i shouldnt post this message. but im going to anyways. have fun guys. cocksucker | ||
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Fira~
Canada57 Posts
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baal
10666 Posts
On September 19 2006 04:36 Pika Chu wrote: or if the girl is playing sc: I'd like to shoot my scarabs into your probe this guy doubles your IQ ![[image loading]](http://serban17.tripod.com/album/retard.jpg) | ||
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
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pooper-scooper
United States3108 Posts
On September 19 2006 04:36 Pika Chu wrote: or if the girl is playing sc: I'd like to shoot my scarabs into your probe The problem with this one: What part of the human anatomy do you think of immediately when you hear probe? That's right, a PENIS! Sorry try again. | ||
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Yuljan
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
On September 19 2006 03:22 Luhh wrote: "I don't have any confidence in picking up girls cause I'm ugly, so I thought I would benefit from a pick-up-line since my social skills are lacking. So I read this pick-up-line on a Starcraft forum once which I thought was really funny cause I don't have a sense of humor. But I forgot it since I'm stupid, so I can't tell you what it was. Would you like to have sex with me now?" Get over your self mate. No one actually uses pickup lines. | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
and about the probe? why penis and not pussy? like a probe of water, a probe of mud don't just think the probe as a sonde (or whatever it's named).. ffs you lack imagination btw baal, no matter the picture it probably triples yours | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
replace it with "Hi sweetie, i'd love to hide my marine in your bunker" though i believe pooper-scooter is still thinking at a penis when hearing BUNKER! | ||
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Korea (South)11595 Posts
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RiSE
United States3182 Posts
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LastWish
2015 Posts
She: Ummm... (confused) You: Let's begin all over again. Can I buy you a drink? | ||
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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