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BlueRoyaL
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States2493 Posts
September 18 2006 11:25 GMT
#1
Here's a few I know:

- you're so cool I freeze up when I'm next to you.
- Are you an overdue library book? cuz you have fine written all over you.

haha, so corny it makes me laugh when i see it > _<

anyone know more?
WHAT'S HAPPENIN
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
September 18 2006 11:27 GMT
#2
Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?


Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
September 18 2006 11:28 GMT
#3
o m f g there will be a million replies to this thread because there are so many pickup lines out there - not that lots of replies are a bad thing ^^

do a google search and you'll find a ton

I'll be curious to read some of Mensrea's ^^
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 11:29:06
September 18 2006 11:28 GMT
#4
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
BlueRoyaL
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States2493 Posts
September 18 2006 11:31 GMT
#5
On September 18 2006 20:28 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."


LMAOOOOOOOOooooo
i'm gonna try this one on one of my friends hahaha
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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
September 18 2006 11:33 GMT
#6
On September 18 2006 20:31 [sj]tacticz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2006 20:28 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."


LMAOOOOOOOOooooo
i'm gonna try this one on one of my friends hahaha

indeed ROFLMAO xdxd
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20020 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 11:45:41
September 18 2006 11:34 GMT
#7
*from an indian person*
"I work for UPS. What can brown do for you?"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
albobgim
Profile Joined August 2006
64 Posts
September 18 2006 11:35 GMT
#8
Excuse me, but have I fucked you yet?
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
sNt)gatchaman
Profile Joined September 2005
India147 Posts
September 18 2006 11:44 GMT
#9
"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear."

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

rofl i like the ups ones
venusian.kohai
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada741 Posts
September 18 2006 11:46 GMT
#10
Sorry to barge in while you were (insert action verb), but do you like Gibbons?
“Scouting? What the hell! Who cares about scouting? Mass archon, baby!”
BlueRoyaL
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States2493 Posts
September 18 2006 11:48 GMT
#11
two dirty ones:

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

hahaa cleverrr
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Adaptation97
Profile Joined August 2006
24 Posts
September 18 2006 11:50 GMT
#12
Hey baby, wanna come do some maths at my home?

We could ADD a bed.
We could MINUS your clothes.
We could DIVIDE your legs.
We could MULTIPLY ourselves.
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
September 18 2006 11:51 GMT
#13
On September 18 2006 20:27 Darknite721 wrote:
Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?


Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?

this one's better,
Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

Did it hurt when you got beaten up by the ugly stick?
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Silver
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
New Zealand378 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 11:59:00
September 18 2006 11:58 GMT
#14
^ gold. I lol'd


"Hi, would you like some raisins? how about a date?"

..a more harmless one... XD
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
September 18 2006 12:00 GMT
#15
If you were a laser, you would be set on stunning.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
gLyo
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States2410 Posts
September 18 2006 12:01 GMT
#16
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
http://benisonline.com
kdog3682
Profile Joined September 2004
United States247 Posts
September 18 2006 12:06 GMT
#17
you're so hot u make the sun cold!
Yes, shes mine regardless of how gosu my zvt is
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
September 18 2006 12:13 GMT
#18
"if you were a booger, i would pick you"

always a classic
troi oi thang map nai!!!
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
September 18 2006 12:34 GMT
#19
Hey, why don't you come sit down on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

That dress looks very becoming on you. Though if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Those clothes look nice, but they'd look even better in a tattered pile on the floor next to my bed.

What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
September 18 2006 12:42 GMT
#20
best pickup line of all time, im about to make it up. prepare yourselves. im thinking. ok, still thinking. hmm.

you know, i cant think of anything. realy i shouldnt post this message. but im going to anyways. have fun guys.
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