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FireBatLover
Profile Joined July 2006
United States203 Posts
September 18 2006 12:42 GMT
#21
Are you a zerg because you're rushing my heart.
Wanna turn up the heat? Fire it up!
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20667 Posts
September 18 2006 12:43 GMT
#22
have you taken calculus? because I can see myself as the tangent to all your curves~

would you like to emulate sinusoidal functions with me? we can oscillate horizontally!

MIT [I think] compiled a very long list of really nerdy ones.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 12:49:14
September 18 2006 12:48 GMT
#23
"You know what would look good on you?"
"Me"


"I lost my number, can i get yours?"
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
BlueRoyaL
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States2493 Posts
September 18 2006 12:49 GMT
#24
On September 18 2006 21:42 FireBatLover wrote:
Are you a zerg because you're rushing my heart.


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we should do some corny starcraft pickup lines!!! hahaha
that was goood stuff man ;p
WHAT'S HAPPENIN
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
September 18 2006 12:54 GMT
#25
here are some past ones for reference:D

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=22328
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=37698
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
September 18 2006 12:57 GMT
#26
i just cut off your boyfriend's arm, need a hug?
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
September 18 2006 13:23 GMT
#27
Calculus!
I want to take your integral, so I can be the area under all your curves.
DarkYoDA
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States1347 Posts
September 18 2006 13:29 GMT
#28
Best one -
Battlecruiser Operational
It's a comedy to claim thy superiority when it's anothers' inferiority which elevated thy mediocrity
cAtAcLySmIc
Profile Joined July 2004
United States552 Posts
September 18 2006 13:42 GMT
#29
Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock!
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic
SuperSoaker
Profile Joined June 2006
United States26 Posts
September 18 2006 13:48 GMT
#30
Do you know how to get to Tennessee? cuz ur the only 10 i see
Capt. Moroni
Profile Joined December 2003
United States533 Posts
September 18 2006 14:24 GMT
#31
Can I get 50 cents?

Oh and can I get your number?
Oderint dum metuant
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
September 18 2006 14:52 GMT
#32
On September 18 2006 21:42 FireBatLover wrote:
Are you a zerg because you're rushing my heart.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It's better to burn out than to fade away
alphaentity
Profile Joined August 2005
United States525 Posts
September 18 2006 15:25 GMT
#33
Have you ever kissed a rabbit in-between its ears?

No...

*pulls out pockets forming 2 ears*

Wanna give it a try?
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
September 18 2006 16:03 GMT
#34
On September 18 2006 22:23 azndsh wrote:
Calculus!
I want to take your integral, so I can be the area under all your curves.
That one is so damn nurdy.... and I smiled (I don't really laugh when browsing TL.net at work )
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 17:00:33
September 18 2006 16:55 GMT
#35
On September 18 2006 21:01 gLyo wrote:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?


HAHA!

edit: I edited all my lameness. Too lame
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
September 18 2006 17:20 GMT
#36
"Wanna try the Australian Kiss? It's like a normal kiss but Down Under."
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
September 18 2006 17:34 GMT
#37
Your father must have been a lousy baker because you have buns of steel.
gulii
Profile Joined November 2004
Sweden2795 Posts
September 18 2006 18:11 GMT
#38
On September 18 2006 20:51 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2006 20:27 Darknite721 wrote:
Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?


Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?

this one's better,
Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

Did it hurt when you got beaten up by the ugly stick?


You right. It is better. Haha
GoGh
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands32 Posts
September 18 2006 18:15 GMT
#39
"You must be tired now, cuz you keep running circles in my mind."
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 18:23:20
September 18 2006 18:22 GMT
#40

"I don't have any confidence in picking up girls cause I'm ugly, so I thought I would benefit from a pick-up-line since my social skills are lacking. So I read this pick-up-line on a Starcraft forum once which I thought was really funny cause I don't have a sense of humor. But I forgot it since I'm stupid, so I can't tell you what it was. Would you like to have sex with me now?"
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
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