EPTCorny Pick up Lines!!! ;D - Page 3
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JudgeMathis
Cuba1286 Posts
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
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baal
10541 Posts
On September 19 2006 04:08 Evilmonkey. wrote: "Did you just add a covert ops? Cuz you got my heart on lockdown." i wish u a painfull death buddy, atleast it will be less painfull than your life. | ||
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JohnnyCash
France244 Posts
"I can make you feel like I've never had sex before" (With an hyptonic voice) "You are a beautiful woman. And you will be with me tonight" | ||
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Lisk
Latvia376 Posts
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On September 19 2006 04:08 Evilmonkey. wrote: "Did you just add a covert ops? Cuz you got my heart on lockdown." How about "Are you a queen? Cuz I'm a command center in yellow and you just infested my heart!" | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
What?! Ok, now that i've got your attention i'd also like to have your phone number Excuse me, are you a religious person? Why? (or might be, yes... why?) Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Hi, what are you doing? (it should probaly be how are you doing.. but it's translated from romanian) Fine (or i'm doing fine.. or good.., pretty good) No no, i asked you what you're doing not how you look. | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
I'd like to shoot my scarabs into your probe | ||
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AnGuRuSO-Z
95 Posts
On September 18 2006 21:42 dream-_- wrote: best pickup line of all time, im about to make it up. prepare yourselves. im thinking. ok, still thinking. hmm. you know, i cant think of anything. realy i shouldnt post this message. but im going to anyways. have fun guys. cocksucker | ||
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Fira~
Canada57 Posts
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baal
10541 Posts
On September 19 2006 04:36 Pika Chu wrote: or if the girl is playing sc: I'd like to shoot my scarabs into your probe this guy doubles your IQ ![[image loading]](http://serban17.tripod.com/album/retard.jpg) | ||
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
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pooper-scooper
United States3108 Posts
On September 19 2006 04:36 Pika Chu wrote: or if the girl is playing sc: I'd like to shoot my scarabs into your probe The problem with this one: What part of the human anatomy do you think of immediately when you hear probe? That's right, a PENIS! Sorry try again. | ||
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Yuljan
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
On September 19 2006 03:22 Luhh wrote: "I don't have any confidence in picking up girls cause I'm ugly, so I thought I would benefit from a pick-up-line since my social skills are lacking. So I read this pick-up-line on a Starcraft forum once which I thought was really funny cause I don't have a sense of humor. But I forgot it since I'm stupid, so I can't tell you what it was. Would you like to have sex with me now?" Get over your self mate. No one actually uses pickup lines. | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
and about the probe? why penis and not pussy? like a probe of water, a probe of mud don't just think the probe as a sonde (or whatever it's named).. ffs you lack imagination btw baal, no matter the picture it probably triples yours | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
replace it with "Hi sweetie, i'd love to hide my marine in your bunker" though i believe pooper-scooter is still thinking at a penis when hearing BUNKER! | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
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RiSE
United States3182 Posts
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