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7op
Profile Joined February 2004
Canada654 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-13 04:43:17
March 13 2006 04:33 GMT
#1
Extremely Lame Pick Up Lines

1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

4. I like every bone in your body especially mine.

5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

6. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

7. Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

8. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

9. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

10. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

11. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

12. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

13. You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

14. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

16. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

17. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

18. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

20. Can I have fries with that shake!

21. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

22. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

23. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

24. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

25. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

26. Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

27. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

28. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

29. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

30. I'd look good on you.

31. When does your centerfold come out.

32. So do ya wanna see something really swell?

33. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

34. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

35. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

36. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

37. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

38. You have nice legs. What time do they open?

39. Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

40. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

41. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

42. Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

43. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

44. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

45. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

46. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

I saw this today and it made me laugh. I'm asking for the power of TL.net's collection of humorous posters to come up with some funky swell pick up lines. So get your keyboards ready and type away my comorades. I'll break the ice.

47. Did you get the invitation? What invitation? Good you didn't get it *grins* :D
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
March 13 2006 04:35 GMT
#2
Oh wow reminds me of some scenes in 40 year old virgin
7op
Profile Joined February 2004
Canada654 Posts
March 13 2006 04:37 GMT
#3
48. OOOO MYYY GOOD! You look exactly like that famous celebrity!! You know the one with the tape that video girl! What's her name again? Paa Paa
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
March 13 2006 04:40 GMT
#4
49. Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special.
50. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
好好喝喝天天快乐
taDa
Profile Joined October 2004
575 Posts
March 13 2006 04:42 GMT
#5
Lane or Lame pickup lines... Many girls would laugh at your ass if you were to use those.
GG
7op
Profile Joined February 2004
Canada654 Posts
March 13 2006 04:44 GMT
#6
On March 13 2006 13:42 taDa wrote:
Lane or Lame pickup lines... Many girls would laugh at your ass if you were to use those.

I appreciate your contributing to my topic and all, but I THINK NOT!! SCORE!!

50.Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-13 04:45:14
March 13 2006 04:44 GMT
#7
On March 13 2006 13:40 lil.sis wrote:
49. Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special.
50. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.


ahahahahah, gold

PS:He approves.

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7op
Profile Joined February 2004
Canada654 Posts
March 13 2006 04:45 GMT
#8
On March 13 2006 13:40 lil.sis wrote:
49. Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special.
50. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Spread the love for me bro, but 50's already taken up by 19.
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
March 13 2006 04:51 GMT
#9
haha yeah there it is :D i must have overlooked it
好好喝喝天天快乐
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
March 13 2006 04:52 GMT
#10
51. Did you invite all the people? I thought it would be just you and me!
7op
Profile Joined February 2004
Canada654 Posts
March 13 2006 04:55 GMT
#11
On March 13 2006 13:52 Yizuo wrote:
51. Did you invite all the people? I thought it would be just you and me!

LOL good one bro, but where would you use that one?
In a packed elevator at hot potential mate with your manliest voice?


kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
March 13 2006 04:57 GMT
#12
forget pick up lines... just say 'hi'....
I have Sick Timing and UnReal Macro
caim
Profile Joined February 2006
United States98 Posts
March 13 2006 04:59 GMT
#13
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Love for Economics
Ceril
Profile Joined April 2003
Sweden1343 Posts
March 13 2006 05:03 GMT
#14
I just know one person this one worked for:
Nice boots. Wanna fuck?

She and the guy went away living happily for fifteen minutes in the local shrubbery.
Just because you can now store where everyone was and is, what they like, what they fear who they talk to and who they love. It does not mean we should so spy upon our fellow man in a dystopia far worse then 1984
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
March 13 2006 05:07 GMT
#15
52.-oh girl, did it hurt?
what?
to fall from heaven
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GeneralCash
Profile Joined December 2005
Croatia346 Posts
March 13 2006 05:11 GMT
#16
52. c'mon, let's go back to my place to drink coke and fuck! *slap* ok, ok, you should have said you don't like coke!

this one has acualy been used irl, a rough translation from croatian would be:

53: *sees a girl sitting at the bar, says to the bartender a beer for me and a juice for the bitch. (original: meni piva a za pičku sok)
FirstProbe
Profile Joined June 2004
1206 Posts
March 13 2006 05:23 GMT
#17
54. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
March 13 2006 05:28 GMT
#18
On March 13 2006 13:55 7op wrote:
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On March 13 2006 13:52 Yizuo wrote:
51. Did you invite all the people? I thought it would be just you and me!

LOL good one bro, but where would you use that one?
In a packed elevator at hot potential mate with your manliest voice?


Eh, I thought more of a club or something, but I am sure the elevator is a good place as well :>
PockyPocky
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada305 Posts
March 13 2006 05:35 GMT
#19
55. when i m high, i want u down below :T
taDa
Profile Joined October 2004
575 Posts
March 13 2006 05:39 GMT
#20
17 is like the only one that would actually get an awww... 7op try those at the clubs and let me know how many times you get turned down. I have better methods of picking up chicks than using one of your 'pick me up lines.'
GG
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