EPTBaby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
I deserve to be shot.
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Empyrean
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Baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves. I deserve to be shot. | ||
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Colbi
United States535 Posts
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pfff
Belgium1352 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
Only one I can think of currently is: You know why the sky's so gray? Cause all the blue's in your eyes. Probably works better if her eyes aren't blue  | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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baal
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Tsagacity
United States2124 Posts
*puzzled response* "I wanted to say something that would break the ice" - Doh, someone posted similar before =[ (Polar bear) | ||
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aseq
Netherlands3984 Posts
Ik weet geen openingszin, maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin. | ||
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Purind
Canada3562 Posts
Man, I've been waiting forever to use this, still haven't found the right oppurtunity. | ||
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A3iL3r0n
United States2196 Posts
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QuietIdiot
7004 Posts
On March 13 2006 18:16 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: i wish you were baal's mom cause then i'd be fucking you omg Pic plz. | ||
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
no? because u were in my mind all the day and in my dreams all night | ||
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x2fst
1272 Posts
Would you like to dance? No I said you look fat in those pants! This one is from a movie: I believe you are what you eat and in the morning I'll be a part of you. might be incorrect quote | ||
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DaZe
Sweden2111 Posts
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GroT
Belgium3003 Posts
On March 13 2006 17:46 Empyrean wrote: I heard this one from a friend. Baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves. I deserve to be shot. rofl u are a god | ||
Liquid`RaSZi
Netherlands2766 Posts
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alphaentity
United States525 Posts
On March 05 2006 05:21 UniversalMoron wrote: [Ur] face says no, but [Ur] tits say "OH GOD, YES". I'm torn. | ||
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SouTheRnCaliToKer
United States46 Posts
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cAtAcLySmIc
United States552 Posts
"Were you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock" "If you held a rose up to the mirror, you'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world" (In a restaurant) Pick up a sugar packet that says Sugar, Sweet N Low, or something like that and drop it in front of the person and say, "I think you dropped your nametag" | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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