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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
March 13 2006 05:41 GMT
#21
these are a joke, nimrods
好好喝喝天天快乐
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 13 2006 05:44 GMT
#22
57. Is that a mirror in your pockets, cause i can see myself in your pants.
taDa
Profile Joined October 2004
575 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-13 05:46:01
March 13 2006 05:45 GMT
#23
obviously but why post them unless you yourself are lame O.O;;
GG
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-13 05:46:33
March 13 2006 05:46 GMT
#24
because they are funny

the only thing "lame" is pissing on other people's fun
好好喝喝天天快乐
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
March 13 2006 05:51 GMT
#25
yea, fun pisser
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
PockyPocky
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada305 Posts
March 13 2006 05:53 GMT
#26
i like pigeons i like pigeons

:T
taDa
Profile Joined October 2004
575 Posts
March 13 2006 05:56 GMT
#27
Should I jerk on it more o.O
GG
nicetoknowyou15
Profile Joined December 2005
Jamaica185 Posts
March 13 2006 05:57 GMT
#28
It says "Extremely Lame Pickup Lines"

Will all the casanovas and dating experts please stop telling us that they "don't work" ... no shit.

They're posted because they're funny. Some people......
im not drivin fast mdog, im flyin low, zimme?
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 13 2006 05:59 GMT
#29
lol i wonder if someone take this jokes seriously and start asking random woman
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
March 13 2006 06:00 GMT
#30
On March 13 2006 14:59 tadste wrote:
lol i wonder if someone take this jokes seriously and start asking random woman


the answer to that question is yes
好好喝喝天天快乐
PockyPocky
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada305 Posts
March 13 2006 06:04 GMT
#31
i like boobies u have boobies
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
March 13 2006 06:05 GMT
#32
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taDa
Profile Joined October 2004
575 Posts
March 13 2006 06:07 GMT
#33
that was gold
GG
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
March 13 2006 06:20 GMT
#34
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baba1
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada355 Posts
March 13 2006 06:23 GMT
#35
if you point a girl and tell her to come to you with the finger you say
if i made you come with 1 imagine with 2 !

noq uote
zrucrem
Profile Joined September 2005
Afghanistan425 Posts
March 13 2006 06:24 GMT
#36
69. Im horny.. i want to fuck you
:D?!
L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
March 13 2006 06:32 GMT
#37
70. how much does a polar bear weigh? dunno. well it's enough to break the ice anyway.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
March 13 2006 06:38 GMT
#38
some of those may work as ice brakers if you obviously say it as a joke and the girl isnt a total bitch she might find it funny
Im back, in pog form!
drift0ut
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United Kingdom691 Posts
March 13 2006 06:41 GMT
#39
the one from blackadder needs a mention:

Am i pleased to see you or did i just put a canoe in my pocket?
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 13 2006 08:35 GMT
#40
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

On March 13 2006 15:32 L!MP wrote:
70. how much does a polar bear weigh? dunno. well it's enough to break the ice anyway.
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