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On March 13 2006 14:39 taDa wrote:
17 is like the only one that would actually get an awww... 7op try those at the clubs and let me know how many times you get turned down. I have better methods of picking up chicks than using one of your 'pick me up lines.'
Really? Share. I think it's pretty pathetic when people use pick up lines ( Did your dad get out of jail yet? For stealing those stars that are in your eyes.) I think every one would be better off just going up and introducing themselves and saying hi. But great thread anyways.
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"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
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On March 13 2006 17:46 Empyrean wrote:
I heard this one from a friend.
Baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
I deserve to be shot.
Reminds me of another lame math one.
- Baby, I'm sin and you're cos, together we make 1.
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Don't worry baby I know CPR!
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"I don't have any confidence in picking up girls cause I'm ugly, so I thought I would benefit from a pick-up-line since my social skills are lacking. So I read this pick-up-line on a Starcraft forum once which I thought was really funny cause I don't have a sense of humor, but I forgot it since I'm stupid, so I can't tell you what it was. Would you like to have sex with me now?"
Edited, deluxe version.
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On March 17 2006 10:11 Luhh wrote:
"I read a pick-up-line on a forum once which I thought was really funny cause I don't have a sense of humor, but I forgot it since I'm stupid, so I can't tell you what it was. Would you like to have sex with me now?"
Add that it's a Starcraft forum, and perfect. =]
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Lol@ this "3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand"
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My friend has used the "Sugar" you dropped your name tag before. But he was only trying to be funny, not trying to pick up our waitress.
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On March 17 2006 12:10 JoeUser wrote:
My friend has used the "Sugar" you dropped your name tag before. But he was only trying to be funny, not trying to pick up our waitress.
sugar your dropped your name tag before?
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may i have some pussy pls
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"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause damn, you must've fallen face first."
"Hey, want to go back to my place for anal and pizza? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?"
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"Baby If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"
"If you were a porch.. Id take out all your nails and screw ya"
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I remember some pick-up lines from Beavis & Butthead, some were pure genius
"Would you like carry my books for me ?"
"I can make you feel like i've never had sex before"
"If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?"
"I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?"
"Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.."
"Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come.""
etc...
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Is that a trenchcoat ? Or you are just glad to se me?
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Geek lines ftw:
Can I integrate you baby? Cause I'd love to see the area under your curves.
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EPT
