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Extremely Lame Pick Up Lines
1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
4. I like every bone in your body especially mine.
5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
6. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
7. Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
8. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
9. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
10. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
11. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
12. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
13. You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
14. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
16. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
17. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
18. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
20. Can I have fries with that shake!
21. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
22. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
23. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
24. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
25. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
26. Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
27. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
28. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
29. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
30. I'd look good on you.
31. When does your centerfold come out.
32. So do ya wanna see something really swell?
33. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
34. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
35. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
36. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
37. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
38. You have nice legs. What time do they open?
39. Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
40. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
41. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!
42. Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
43. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
44. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
45. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
46. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
I saw this today and it made me laugh. I'm asking for the power of TL.net's collection of humorous posters to come up with some funky swell pick up lines. So get your keyboards ready and type away my comorades. I'll break the ice.
47. Did you get the invitation? What invitation? Good you didn't get it *grins* :D
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Oh wow reminds me of some scenes in 40 year old virgin
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48. OOOO MYYY GOOD! You look exactly like that famous celebrity!! You know the one with the tape that video girl! What's her name again? Paa Paa
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49. Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special. 50. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
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Lane or Lame pickup lines... Many girls would laugh at your ass if you were to use those.
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On March 13 2006 13:42 taDa wrote: Lane or Lame pickup lines... Many girls would laugh at your ass if you were to use those. I appreciate your contributing to my topic and all, but I THINK NOT!! SCORE!!
50.Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
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On March 13 2006 13:40 lil.sis wrote: 49. Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special. 50. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
ahahahahah, gold
PS:He approves.
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On March 13 2006 13:40 lil.sis wrote: 49. Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special. 50. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Spread the love for me bro, but 50's already taken up by 19.
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haha yeah there it is :D i must have overlooked it
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51. Did you invite all the people? I thought it would be just you and me!
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On March 13 2006 13:52 Yizuo wrote: 51. Did you invite all the people? I thought it would be just you and me! LOL good one bro, but where would you use that one? In a packed elevator at hot potential mate with your manliest voice?
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forget pick up lines... just say 'hi'....
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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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I just know one person this one worked for: Nice boots. Wanna fuck?
She and the guy went away living happily for fifteen minutes in the local shrubbery.
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52.-oh girl, did it hurt? what? to fall from heaven
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52. c'mon, let's go back to my place to drink coke and fuck! *slap* ok, ok, you should have said you don't like coke!
this one has acualy been used irl, a rough translation from croatian would be:
53: *sees a girl sitting at the bar, says to the bartender a beer for me and a juice for the bitch. (original: meni piva a za pičku sok)
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54. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
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On March 13 2006 13:55 7op wrote:Show nested quote +On March 13 2006 13:52 Yizuo wrote: 51. Did you invite all the people? I thought it would be just you and me! LOL good one bro, but where would you use that one? In a packed elevator at hot potential mate with your manliest voice?
Eh, I thought more of a club or something, but I am sure the elevator is a good place as well :>
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55. when i m high, i want u down below :T
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17 is like the only one that would actually get an awww... 7op try those at the clubs and let me know how many times you get turned down. I have better methods of picking up chicks than using one of your 'pick me up lines.'
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these are a joke, nimrods
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57. Is that a mirror in your pockets, cause i can see myself in your pants.
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obviously but why post them unless you yourself are lame O.O;;
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because they are funny
the only thing "lame" is pissing on other people's fun
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yea, fun pisser
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i like pigeons i like pigeons
:T
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Should I jerk on it more o.O
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It says "Extremely Lame Pickup Lines"
Will all the casanovas and dating experts please stop telling us that they "don't work" ... no shit.
They're posted because they're funny. Some people......
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lol i wonder if someone take this jokes seriously and start asking random woman
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On March 13 2006 14:59 tadste wrote: lol i wonder if someone take this jokes seriously and start asking random woman
the answer to that question is yes
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i like boobies u have boobies
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if you point a girl and tell her to come to you with the finger you say if i made you come with 1 imagine with 2 !
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69. Im horny.. i want to fuck you
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70. how much does a polar bear weigh? dunno. well it's enough to break the ice anyway.
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some of those may work as ice brakers if you obviously say it as a joke and the girl isnt a total bitch she might find it funny
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the one from blackadder needs a mention:
Am i pleased to see you or did i just put a canoe in my pocket?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On March 13 2006 15:32 L!MP wrote: 70. how much does a polar bear weigh? dunno. well it's enough to break the ice anyway.
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I heard this one from a friend.
Baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
I deserve to be shot.
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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Ha a few of those are from a Night At The Roxberry.
Only one I can think of currently is:
You know why the sky's so gray?
Cause all the blue's in your eyes.
Probably works better if her eyes aren't blue
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"Fat Penguins"
*puzzled response*
"I wanted to say something that would break the ice"
- Doh, someone posted similar before =[ (Polar bear)
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the few ones i know don't work in english...like: Ik weet geen openingszin, maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin.
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oh baby, you turn me on like the heavysided step function. Man, I've been waiting forever to use this, still haven't found the right oppurtunity.
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Excuse me, I saw your breasts staring at me from across the room so I thought I'd walk over and say hello. "Hello, and, hi how are you doing?"
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On March 13 2006 18:16 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: i wish you were baal's mom cause then i'd be fucking you omg
Pic plz.
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are you tired?
no?
because u were in my mind all the day and in my dreams all night
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This one has a nice backup plan
Would you like to dance? No I said you look fat in those pants!
This one is from a movie: I believe you are what you eat and in the morning I'll be a part of you.
might be incorrect quote
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Im a pretty decent swimmer but im still drowning in your eyes
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On March 13 2006 17:46 Empyrean wrote: I heard this one from a friend.
Baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
I deserve to be shot.
rofl
u are a god
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On March 05 2006 05:21 UniversalMoron wrote:
[Ur] face says no, but [Ur] tits say "OH GOD, YES".
I'm torn.
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if you were a booger, id pick you.
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I use these three, but only to people I am friends with:
"Were you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock"
"If you held a rose up to the mirror, you'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world"
(In a restaurant) Pick up a sugar packet that says Sugar, Sweet N Low, or something like that and drop it in front of the person and say, "I think you dropped your nametag"
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If you were a laser, you would be set on 'Stunning'.
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On March 13 2006 14:39 taDa wrote: 17 is like the only one that would actually get an awww... 7op try those at the clubs and let me know how many times you get turned down. I have better methods of picking up chicks than using one of your 'pick me up lines.'
Really? Share. I think it's pretty pathetic when people use pick up lines ( Did your dad get out of jail yet? For stealing those stars that are in your eyes.) I think every one would be better off just going up and introducing themselves and saying hi. But great thread anyways.
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"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
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On March 13 2006 17:46 Empyrean wrote: I heard this one from a friend.
Baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
I deserve to be shot.
Reminds me of another lame math one.
- Baby, I'm sin and you're cos, together we make 1.
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Don't worry baby I know CPR!
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"I don't have any confidence in picking up girls cause I'm ugly, so I thought I would benefit from a pick-up-line since my social skills are lacking. So I read this pick-up-line on a Starcraft forum once which I thought was really funny cause I don't have a sense of humor, but I forgot it since I'm stupid, so I can't tell you what it was. Would you like to have sex with me now?"
Edited, deluxe version.
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On March 17 2006 10:11 Luhh wrote: "I read a pick-up-line on a forum once which I thought was really funny cause I don't have a sense of humor, but I forgot it since I'm stupid, so I can't tell you what it was. Would you like to have sex with me now?"
Add that it's a Starcraft forum, and perfect. =]
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Lol@ this "3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand"
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My friend has used the "Sugar" you dropped your name tag before. But he was only trying to be funny, not trying to pick up our waitress.
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On March 17 2006 12:10 JoeUser wrote: My friend has used the "Sugar" you dropped your name tag before. But he was only trying to be funny, not trying to pick up our waitress. sugar your dropped your name tag before?
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may i have some pussy pls
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"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause damn, you must've fallen face first."
"Hey, want to go back to my place for anal and pizza? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?"
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"Baby If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"
"If you were a porch.. Id take out all your nails and screw ya"
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I remember some pick-up lines from Beavis & Butthead, some were pure genius "Would you like carry my books for me ?" "I can make you feel like i've never had sex before" "If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?" "I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?" "Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.." "Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."" etc...
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Is that a trenchcoat ? Or you are just glad to se me?
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Geek lines ftw:
Can I integrate you baby? Cause I'd love to see the area under your curves.
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