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On September 18 2006 12:52 DirtyBirD wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2006 11:35 Hot_Bid wrote:
you're not breaking any laws but its still creepy and weird Fucking true that....I mean wtf dude!? Thats pretty sick, at least shoot for the girls who have some peach fuzz around the upright.
LOL, they do have... Also the last one had 115 cm *(can't find the words... chest/breast tour/girt or something, whatever it is, you know what I mean), I'm not dating flatchested girls that still look like kids or something, a lot of 14 year olds are simply gorgeous, unleast in Bulgaria 
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On September 18 2006 13:05 IntoTheWow wrote:
Someone change title to "creep the fuck out of everyone Thread"
Agree
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Russian Federation4447 Posts
Im a geeky nerd 
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Australia3818 Posts
On September 18 2006 13:38 lololol wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2006 12:52 DirtyBirD wrote:On September 18 2006 11:35 Hot_Bid wrote:
you're not breaking any laws but its still creepy and weird Fucking true that....I mean wtf dude!? Thats pretty sick, at least shoot for the girls who have some peach fuzz around the upright. LOL, they do have... Also the last one had 115 cm *(can't find the words... chest/breast tour/girt or something, whatever it is, you know what I mean), I'm not dating flatchested girls that still look like kids or something, a lot of 14 year olds are simply gorgeous, unleast in Bulgaria
Que?
14 year old girls can be attractive, it's just rude to stick your cock in them.
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On September 18 2006 13:34 Mindcrime wrote:I cried when Eddie died in The Dark Tower. 
Eddie dies in The Dark Tower ?????
WHAT!?
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Braavos36401 Posts
i love digging out lots of my smegma with my left hand, collecting it into a jar, letting it ferment until it has a lumpy, paste like consistency, then smearing it onto a sandwich and eating it for dinner
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Canada9720 Posts
smegmalicious. try using it for toothepaste. i find it gives you the comfortable and familiar taste of your own unkempt member that really starts your day off on the right footing
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Braavos36401 Posts
my toothpaste is already accounted for, it's a mix of asscrack sweat and the grainy blackick substance that is found there, yet to be classified
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When I was little I used to get on my couch and do jumping kicks off it and puch the air like I was one of the Ninja Turtles while the theme song to the cartoon was playing. I became an official "hero in a half shell" when I got my turtle secret lair (tent) with a outfit fully loaded with bandanas and weapons. Shreddar was my dad and I would plan secret attacks to overthrow his reign on the upper world (i lived in ohio so i had a basement which was where my turtle secret lair was) with my friends.
I onceknocked myself out cutting my self above my eye at my eyebrow needing 12 stitches when I was 6 by running from my room to the kitchen and hitting the corner of the stove just to give my dad and mom a hug and kiss goodnight.
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On September 18 2006 14:57 DirtyBirD wrote:
When I was little I used to get on my couch and do jumping kicks off it and puch the air like I was one of the Ninja Turtles while the theme song to the cartoon was playing. I became an official "hero in a half shell" when I got my turtle secret lair (tent) with a outfit fully loaded with bandanas and weapons. Shreddar was my dad and I would plan secret attacks to overthrow his reign on the upper world (i lived in ohio so i had a basement which was where my turtle secret lair was) with my friends.
I onceknocked myself out cutting my self above my eye at my eyebrow needing 12 stitches when I was 6 by running from my room to the kitchen and hitting the corner of the stove just to give my dad and mom a hug and kiss goodnight. Adorable.
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On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote:
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.
Isn't that taken from a movie? This guy just walkes out of the shower and does THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DESCRIBING. I mean exactly. I just can't remember the name of the damn movie. It was something about true love or something.
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Canada9720 Posts
On September 18 2006 14:57 DirtyBirD wrote:
When I was little I used to get on my couch and do jumping kicks off it and puch the air like I was one of the Ninja Turtles while the theme song to the cartoon was playing. I became an official "hero in a half shell" when I got my turtle secret lair (tent) with a outfit fully loaded with bandanas and weapons. Shreddar was my dad and I would plan secret attacks to overthrow his reign on the upper world (i lived in ohio so i had a basement which was where my turtle secret lair was) with my friends.
I onceknocked myself out cutting my self above my eye at my eyebrow needing 12 stitches when I was 6 by running from my room to the kitchen and hitting the corner of the stove just to give my dad and mom a hug and kiss goodnight.
This is incredible, I did almost the same thing. I used to always fuckin dance like nuts when that show came on (it really did have an irresistable theme song).
One night I was dancing and jumping from our couch to the table when I slipped, fell forward onto the table and put my bottom teeth clear through my lip.
Damn turtles.
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Braavos36401 Posts
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when i was in 3rd grade, the teacher would give the kids that did not cause trouble each day a special paper star to take home to their parents... now some of you know my forum personality, and when i was in 3rd grade, i was 10x as talkative, clownish, and basically was a terror child. my dad, in an effort to placate my 3rd grade teacher, promised me that if i got 5 stars in a row (for a full week) we would get to go to mcdonalds on friday. i loved mcdonalds, so i resolved to try really hard to behave. it lasted about 1/3 of a day, the teacher throwing her hands up in the air and scolding me that i'd never get the star. so i naturally did what any kid would do, i swiped one from her desk when she wasn't there, and showed my dad the same star every day for six months and went to mcdonalds every week.
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when i was 9, i went with my dad to taco bell. we were quite poor at the time, and he was a stickler for conservation and only ordering what you could eat. he also hated taco bell and didnt want us to go back there (it was unhealthy). i however ordered about 3x as much as i could eat, and loved taco bell. on that particular day i wanted to order something like 8 tacos and he said that if i don't eat them, we can never go back to taco bell again. i agreed, silly in my belief that i could eat 8 tacos. i could not. he then made me draft out a contract stating that i would never return to taco bell ever again, and i did so with a heavy heart. little did he know that i purposely mispelled taco bell "tako bell" with a "K" and he didn't notice, so in my mind it voided the contract. i told him that if there ever was a fast food chain called "tako bell" that i'd never go there. whenever i doubt my choice to go to law school i think back to that moment.
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I broke my head (that's what they call it in romania, basicly it's when you hurt your head (not face) hard enough to make it bleed) 5 times when I was young. Worst time was when I slipped and fell on an old key that was turned in the lock of an old mini-closet or something (was about 2-3 feet from the ground). I broke the key in half, one part remaining in the lock. With my head. I had stiches because I wouldn't stop bleeding. Also I fell and hit the part above my left eye so hard that blood was gushing all over the place, I ran home and started washing it, and dripped blood all over the place. My mom got out of the kitchen, followed the trail of blood and when I turned over with my whole face covered in blood she just froze there shaking, thinking I poked one of my eyes out or something. I wasn't scared at all untill I saw her face. I was just pissed off, but when I saw the look on her face I started crying (was like 10-11 at the time).
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On September 18 2006 15:17 Hot_Bid wrote:
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when i was in 3rd grade, the teacher would give the kids that did not cause trouble each day a special paper star to take home to their parents... now some of you know my forum personality, and when i was in 3rd grade, i was 10x as talkative, clownish, and basically was a terror child. my dad, in an effort to placate my 3rd grade teacher, promised me that if i got 5 stars in a row (for a full week) we would get to go to mcdonalds on friday. i loved mcdonalds, so i resolved to try really hard to behave. it lasted about 1/3 of a day, the teacher throwing her hands up in the air and scolding me that i'd never get the star. so i naturally did what any kid would do, i swiped one from her desk when she wasn't there, and showed my dad the same star every day for six months and went to mcdonalds every week.
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when i was 9, i went with my dad to taco bell. we were quite poor at the time, and he was a stickler for conservation and only ordering what you could eat. he also hated taco bell and didnt want us to go back there (it was unhealthy). i however ordered about 3x as much as i could eat, and loved taco bell. on that particular day i wanted to order something like 8 tacos and he said that if i don't eat them, we can never go back to taco bell again. i agreed, silly in my belief that i could eat 8 tacos. i could not. he then made me draft out a contract stating that i would never return to taco bell ever again, and i did so with a heavy heart. little did he know that i purposely mispelled taco bell "tako bell" with a "K" and he didn't notice, so in my mind it voided the contract. i told him that if there ever was a fast food chain called "tako bell" that i'd never go there. whenever i doubt my choice to go to law school i think back to that moment.
first story is so excellent. my parents did the same thing only i was either too dumb or really smart, because i actually earned the stars. the trick is to be an ass when the teacher isnt looking.
like one time i was in Health Class and one of the guidance counselors just opened the door and started talking to the teacher. so the teacher is giving him the low down on the class, all the stories and problem children. he points to me and stays "and this clown.." then the Guidance counselor interrupts him. his arm is still in the air and he's still pointing to me.
so i got up and sat on the other side of the room. when the guidance counselor finished my teacher reiterated what he was going to say. "And this kid's a REAL clown." only pointing to nobody. the guidance counselor gave him SUCH a look. everyone started laughing. good times.
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once when i was 6, my mum wouldnt buy me a new leonardo from teenage mutant hero turtles so i went into her purse and ripped a few 20 pound notes in half and she slapped me.
Once my bro's mate was annoyin me .... during a lan when he fell asleep, i placed a vacuum on his mouth and nearly ripped his tongue out.
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Don't trust what u see on the internet.
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I have another confession.
Here is my goal in life:
I one day hope to become good enough at StarCraft, that the (scnoob) can be removed from my name. I haven't told anyone this, because I feel like a failure. I'm letting you all down, and I'm sorry. =(
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I once poked a girl in the ass on the bus ride home from middle school. I liked it.
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