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DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
September 18 2006 02:21 GMT
#161
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote:
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.


WAHT THE FUCK
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 03:18:57
September 18 2006 02:22 GMT
#162
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote:
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.



edit: Disturbing, yet amazingly funny.
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Nitsirk
Profile Joined September 2006
Norway7 Posts
September 18 2006 02:25 GMT
#163
On September 18 2006 09:53 TreK[cF] wrote:
i had sex with your mom


Someone will sleep on the sofa tonight!! And it is NOT me!
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
September 18 2006 02:28 GMT
#164
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote:
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.



HAHAHAHA

YOU RAWK
HAHAHA
Happiness only real when shared.
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 02:33:11
September 18 2006 02:32 GMT
#165
On September 18 2006 09:24 RaGnArOkY wrote:
I confess my girlfriend is younger than 18 ><


Mine is 14 and I'm 22. She does look older thought
And yes, I'm not breaking any laws, I don't live in USA
I'll call Nada.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
September 18 2006 02:35 GMT
#166
you're not breaking any laws but its still creepy and weird
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44071 Posts
September 18 2006 02:40 GMT
#167
Bah. 14 year olds are hot.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 18 2006 02:44 GMT
#168
There is no such thing as a Lemonwalrus.

I've been pulled over tons of times, and now, out of fear of losing my license, I NEVER go over the speed limit.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 02:59:34
September 18 2006 02:52 GMT
#169
my exgirlfriend was GORGEOUS. i kid you not. beautiful. with a great ass. seriously, every guy in her highschool was jealous of me.(i was incredibly lucky that she fell for me, after we had been set up.)

she's still a virgin.

SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
September 18 2006 02:55 GMT
#170
I'm an alcohlic. I'm a pothead. I'm a genius.
I'm drunk. I'm stoned. I'm insanely impossible to comprehend.

and... I have a crush on a girl who looks like Xellos... she's so cute.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
asdfVSqwert
Profile Joined July 2006
Germany174 Posts
September 18 2006 03:05 GMT
#171
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote:
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.


this is.....n/c
1# Fan of myself
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
September 18 2006 03:12 GMT
#172
On September 18 2006 02:22 HeadBangaa wrote:
I got my front-left tooth knocked out at an Adolescents show a few years ago. I was standing a little away from some moshers, and a guy knockced me right in the face. I've had root canals on that tooth three times, and there is still perpetual pain in the tooth. And it's slightly discolored and crooked now, and I'm extremely self-conscious about smiling with teeth showing. The dentist says I need an implant but I can't afford it, they cost thousands of dollars. My 2-year girlfriend at the time dumped me a week after (for unrelated reasons), and I fell into depression. I dropped out of school for a semester and just piled. The only time I wasn't feeling horrible was when I was playing Starcraft; it kept my mind occupied. That's actually how I started getting into it a lot and eventually found this site.

I just reviewed this post and it sounds kinda pussy, unless you've ever suffered from depression; then you'd know how I felt.
Well, you can't be a pussy admitting that, as it takes a good pair to admit it to begin with.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
September 18 2006 03:15 GMT
#173
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote:
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.


hahahahahahahaha
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
September 18 2006 03:20 GMT
#174
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote:
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.
I don't know why that's freaking everyone out, don't you guys ever have "silly penis playtime"? C'mon
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
September 18 2006 03:21 GMT
#175
... here comes another drama.. i'm not pika chu...

i'm actually rai chu but i've always wanted to be pika chu... he's so cool, i'm not

They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
September 18 2006 03:23 GMT
#176
There's so many comments about age differences in relationships...Christ, it isn't that big of a deal. I say no more or less than three years is pretty much safe. So for me, 16 is the lowest I'd go, and 22 is the highest I'd go.

By the way:

http://grouphug.us/confessions/416555780

r o f l
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 18 2006 03:29 GMT
#177
On September 18 2006 12:23 rpf289 wrote:
There's so many comments about age differences in relationships...Christ, it isn't that big of a deal. I say no more or less than three years is pretty much safe. So for me, 16 is the lowest I'd go, and 22 is the highest I'd go.

By the way:

http://grouphug.us/confessions/416555780

r o f l


Stop lying to yourself.

You would fuck hot 25-30 year old girls anytime.
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 18 2006 03:31 GMT
#178
I had a Spice Girls CD.
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lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 03:34:20
September 18 2006 03:33 GMT
#179
On September 18 2006 11:35 Hot_Bid wrote:
you're not breaking any laws but its still creepy and weird


It doesn't look that way to me The oldest gf I had was 16 and I was 17 then After that I've been only with 14/15 years old ;P
I'll call Nada.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
September 18 2006 03:35 GMT
#180
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