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albobgim
Profile Joined August 2006
64 Posts
September 18 2006 00:42 GMT
#141
i do drugs
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2015 Posts
September 18 2006 00:47 GMT
#142
I have only 100 APM.
Though sometimes beat players who have double.
- It's all just treason - They bring me down with their lies - Don't know the reason - My life is fire and ice -
TreK
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden2089 Posts
September 18 2006 00:53 GMT
#143
i had sex with your mom
Bergkamp ftw!
Gandalf
Profile Joined August 2004
Pakistan1905 Posts
September 18 2006 00:56 GMT
#144
I tried spamming for a couple of days to raise my apm but it fucked my game up. So I stopped. I have a new found respect for spammers.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
September 18 2006 01:02 GMT
#145
My friend just got engaged to his girlfriend without speaking to her parents about it first. He's 18. She's 16. Her parents are flaming him on MSN now. hahaha
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 01:08:03
September 18 2006 01:07 GMT
#146
im not really that sfydj, nor am i klm.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 18 2006 01:09 GMT
#147
On September 18 2006 10:02 BlackJack wrote:
My friend just got engaged to his girlfriend without speaking to her parents about it first. He's 18. She's 16. Her parents are flaming him on MSN now. hahaha


Fairly typical in Florida right?
JonnyDublin
Profile Joined September 2005
89 Posts
September 18 2006 01:10 GMT
#148
I had a girlfriend who was 16 at the time, I was 19 :S

I dated 4 girls just to have sex with them and leave.

I once went out with a girl for 2 weeks because she would deepthroat all the time.

yup, im an asshole.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 18 2006 01:12 GMT
#149
Oh fuck I had no idea this thread turned into the "subtle yet blatant bragging about sexual exploits" thread.

Well in that spirit, I once made a girl cum 30,000 times before I even entered the room. It all went down hill from there.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BAM!
Never Post
Profile Joined July 2004
United Kingdom503 Posts
September 18 2006 01:15 GMT
#150
I sometimes post.
Note to self: [You have short term memory loss - you did post this]
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 01:18:25
September 18 2006 01:17 GMT
#151
On September 18 2006 10:09 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2006 10:02 BlackJack wrote:
My friend just got engaged to his girlfriend without speaking to her parents about it first. He's 18. She's 16. Her parents are flaming him on MSN now. hahaha


Fairly typical in Florida right?


Nope cause he's studying in Sweden now :D Crazy swedes

btw, rofl at above post
zonbi
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Hungary514 Posts
September 18 2006 01:18 GMT
#152
On September 18 2006 09:24 RaGnArOkY wrote:
I confess my girlfriend is younger than 18 ><


you are not the only one!
young chicks are sooooooooooooooo hot ^^
Have you ever had sex with a zonbi?
zonbi
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Hungary514 Posts
September 18 2006 01:19 GMT
#153
On September 18 2006 10:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Oh fuck I had no idea this thread turned into the "subtle yet blatant bragging about sexual exploits" thread.

Well in that spirit, I once made a girl cum 30,000 times before I even entered the room. It all went down hill from there.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BAM!


you wanted to say "I once made a boy..."
Have you ever had sex with a zonbi?
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
September 18 2006 01:21 GMT
#154
no.

think you're confusing the sexalicious incontrol with tl.nets residental fag (me).
Happiness only real when shared.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
September 18 2006 01:22 GMT
#155
i dont like yellow anymore
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 01:26:11
September 18 2006 01:25 GMT
#156
On September 18 2006 10:19 zonbi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2006 10:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Oh fuck I had no idea this thread turned into the "subtle yet blatant bragging about sexual exploits" thread.

Well in that spirit, I once made a girl cum 30,000 times before I even entered the room. It all went down hill from there.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BAM!


you wanted to say "I once made a boy..."


Shit I was going to flame you but than I saw your from one of the blackholes of humor, Hungary. Obviously you guys are... starving... for humor in Hungary! Oh man ZING! Hope that taught you a thing or two you wood shoed goof ball! hohohohoho

Mora <3
VdP]EpiphaNy
Profile Joined March 2004
United Kingdom992 Posts
September 18 2006 01:29 GMT
#157
i killed mufasa
Reach - I love protoss because its tough and straight. Its a race for the men
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-18 02:07:25
September 18 2006 02:06 GMT
#158
On September 18 2006 08:27 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
I pulled a tooth thinking it was a baby tooth. It was a permanent one and now i have a small gap that no one notices. And the tooth i pulled fell down the drain -_-;;. This was last year ...


lol
Moderator<:3-/-<
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
September 18 2006 02:18 GMT
#159
im realy 3 inches tall, and live in a breadbox.

I play starcraft by hopping viciously across the keyboard, spamming hotkeys and controll groups.
MyLittlePwny
Profile Joined July 2006
Canada171 Posts
September 18 2006 02:18 GMT
#160
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.
When all else fails, Blame the guy who cant speak english.
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