EPTThe Confessions Thread - Page 13
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k3fka
Argentina1267 Posts
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
oh wait.. | ||
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Fedaykin
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PuertoRican
United States5709 Posts
Sorry I lied to everyone for so long. | ||
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JonnyDublin
89 Posts
On September 18 2006 10:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Oh fuck I had no idea this thread turned into the "subtle yet blatant bragging about sexual exploits" thread. Well in that spirit, I once made a girl cum 30,000 times before I even entered the room. It all went down hill from there.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BAM! Settle down sir, I actually feel quite badly about those incidents. Hence them being confessions.. I am not bragging what-so-ever. And I actually don't enjoy thinking about the things I have done when I was a kid. In any other thread you would be exactly right  I guess it's not so bad, if that's all I have to confess though. | ||
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baal
10669 Posts
On September 19 2006 01:00 PuertoRican wrote: I'm really half Puerto Rican & half Mexican. Sorry I lied to everyone for so long. good god! as if being mexican isnt bad enough... now i share nationality with you... thats it im moving to australia. | ||
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zonbi
Hungary514 Posts
On September 18 2006 10:25 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Shit I was going to flame you but than I saw your from one of the blackholes of humor, Hungary. Obviously you guys are... starving... for humor in Hungary! Oh man ZING! Hope that taught you a thing or two you wood shoed goof ball! hohohohoho Mora <3 blackholes of humor = unique humor ^^ | ||
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TedBundy
Vatican City State64 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On September 19 2006 05:19 TedBundy wrote: Im not Ted Bundy! ...that's exactly what TedBundy would say... | ||
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On September 18 2006 15:17 Hot_Bid wrote: 1. when i was in 3rd grade, the teacher would give the kids that did not cause trouble each day a special paper star to take home to their parents... now some of you know my forum personality, and when i was in 3rd grade, i was 10x as talkative, clownish, and basically was a terror child. my dad, in an effort to placate my 3rd grade teacher, promised me that if i got 5 stars in a row (for a full week) we would get to go to mcdonalds on friday. i loved mcdonalds, so i resolved to try really hard to behave. it lasted about 1/3 of a day, the teacher throwing her hands up in the air and scolding me that i'd never get the star. so i naturally did what any kid would do, i swiped one from her desk when she wasn't there, and showed my dad the same star every day for six months and went to mcdonalds every week. 2. when i was 9, i went with my dad to taco bell. we were quite poor at the time, and he was a stickler for conservation and only ordering what you could eat. he also hated taco bell and didnt want us to go back there (it was unhealthy). i however ordered about 3x as much as i could eat, and loved taco bell. on that particular day i wanted to order something like 8 tacos and he said that if i don't eat them, we can never go back to taco bell again. i agreed, silly in my belief that i could eat 8 tacos. i could not. he then made me draft out a contract stating that i would never return to taco bell ever again, and i did so with a heavy heart. little did he know that i purposely mispelled taco bell "tako bell" with a "K" and he didn't notice, so in my mind it voided the contract. i told him that if there ever was a fast food chain called "tako bell" that i'd never go there. whenever i doubt my choice to go to law school i think back to that moment. No kidding. You're going to law school? Have you taken the LSAT yet? Taking it this september? Where do you want to go (or where are you)? I'd definitely like to see a prof use the socratic method on you. | ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36390 Posts
so maybe ill do fordham and transfer into NYU/Columbia, or hopefully ill get into Penn or Georgetown or a school on that level | ||
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dronebabo
10866 Posts
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brian
United States9639 Posts
On September 19 2006 07:11 Zooey wrote: this thread is nuts jerking off to tentacle porn teroru isnt the only gay hot_bid is going to be a lawyer wtf lmao im not sure which one would shock me the most. oh and my name isnt really Gene. thank god. | ||
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SChasu
United States1505 Posts
 im not a guy | ||
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b0oyah
Canada117 Posts
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United States7081 Posts
On September 19 2006 07:04 Hot_Bid wrote: i took it last year and got a 170, i want to go to NYU or Columbia, but they are long shots (my GPA isnt great) so maybe ill do fordham and transfer into NYU/Columbia, or hopefully ill get into Penn or Georgetown or a school on that level Out of curiousity, you wouldn't happen to post on the most prestigious law school admissions board or the law school discussion board, would you? I'm going to go for duke if my lsat permits. My bro graduated, but he's taking some course thing at NYU (some tax specialty) now at night (rofl he's making a fucking fortune--150K, but it's in NY so...) Regardless, if you get into NYU I'll ask him to tell me who the clown is and I'll know it's you! Oh yeah, a 170 is between 95 and 99 percentile (closer to 99--and percentile, of course, means that that many people are below you). Did I miss the "OMG I'm am the smartest person on this forum you all suck!" post? OH YEAH! Any tips for me talking the LSAT in 11 days!!! PLEASE GIVE ME TIPS!!! | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36390 Posts
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United States7081 Posts
(Oh yeah, fordham and boalt probably both suck for you as I hear they're GPA whores) | ||
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MTF
United States1739 Posts
My fiance (of currently six and a half years) and I successfully hid our relationship for two years, got found out by her mother, pretended to "break it off", and then successfully hid it for another three and a half. We're finally being more or less honest, now that she isn't living there anymore. XD | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
rofl = roll on floor laughing ffs = for fuck's sake | ||
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