EPTbut on topic that sucks for you, and i agree she is stupid idiot
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
but on topic that sucks for you, and i agree she is stupid idiot | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11602 Posts
she was wearing VERY tight pants, and they went into her butt crack When she turned around, you could see her cameltoe. I think I was the only person to really be annoyed at all of this, because she's really fat. My friend started talking about how he would "tap" that... I have not talked to him since... | ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36402 Posts
me: heyyyy uhhhh hey. her: hey. me: errr um uhhh wanna go to a movie you know like sometime whenever. her: sure i guess. so then i was really happy and told my friend, omfg im going out with this girl, and he asked her about it and she didn't know it was a "date" date it was quite embarrassing at the time edit: now i know to add in "and possibly intercourse afterwards" to make it absolutely clear | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
On September 19 2006 13:27 lawl mart wrote: i love your bad english, makes me smile i was entertaining a bit, at least i improve my english as much as i can  | ||
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DirtyBirD
United States239 Posts
On September 19 2006 13:35 freelander wrote: i was entertaining a bit, at least i improve my english as much as i can The , "in april I fell in a girl" part is what cracked me up. Then the part about "when she got the info from a stupid person i talked about my feelings, she left me WTF i thought i believed she wasnt such a retarded WTF STUPID RETARDED BITCH we havent talked since that time but i still love her, although she is stupid idiot" That cracked me up too rofl | ||
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brian
United States9643 Posts
wtf i was at a busy time in my life bitch im not going to be able to see you every day. and ive only had 3 REAL girlfriends. i dont see the point in the whole "dating" thing when its not real. ill settle for casual sex. at any given time i had 3 girls that love me. usually im crushing on their best friend. never once have i taken advantage of this situation. one time i went to a sweet sixteen of this girl i was crushing on, right. so that night i get home pretty drunk and her best friend starts talking to me. she finds out that im crushing on someone. it went something like this aww brian has a crush. yeah was she at the party today? yep. do i know her? yep. (they were best friends remember.) do i know her WELL? yes (awkward silence) me: "oh god i dont want to play this game anymore. her: ??? she then spilt her guts to me. i felt like shit. I am currently listening to "In The Shadows" by The Rasmus  | ||
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Orome
Switzerland11984 Posts
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dronebabo
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tKd_
United States2916 Posts
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lololol
5198 Posts
Well I guess he hates half of bulgarians or something Most girls have never dated a guy aged 20 or less and some of them start even at the age of 11-12, that is what I find bad Unleast I'm dating girls with developed body. | ||
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LeoTheLion
China958 Posts
My grandma cried because she thought I would never have children. I haven't had any yet, and don't plan to for a while, but the pecker works. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
On September 19 2006 00:36 Ilikestarcraft wrote: Its ok Agu my first cd was Britney Spears Oops i did it again. I still have it. My first CD was Baby one more time. I still have it too. LAWL | ||
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
On September 20 2006 11:10 Lemonwalrus wrote: Alright, I also don't know what ftw means. Oh, and there are several dead hookers in the trunk of my car. for the win ;p | ||
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
On September 20 2006 06:13 lololol wrote: Well I guess he hates half of bulgarians or something Most girls have never dated a guy aged 20 or less and some of them start even at the age of 11-12, that is what I find bad Unleast I'm dating girls with developed body.Stop embarassing your country loser. | ||
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bloodcanadiaN
Canada114 Posts
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Asho
Netherlands148 Posts
On September 20 2006 11:51 bloodcanadiaN wrote: I was masturbating in the shower when suddenly I saw a spider so I ejaculated all over it for pure sexual pleasure. FUCK DUDE! YOUR GETTING IT OFF ON A FREAKIN SPIDER?! man.. you should see a doctor.. this sure was the cherry on the pie, good thread btw. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36402 Posts
or you don't like being INCONTROL zomg psychological revealationnnnn | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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