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SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5472 Posts
September 20 2006 07:13 GMT
#321
I am 21, and never had a girlfriend...
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
September 20 2006 07:43 GMT
#322
On September 20 2006 16:09 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
my confession is i'm very envious of a girl i know who's GORGEOUS and well-rounded academically. >______<


she owns you pretty hard i bet.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-20 07:53:41
September 20 2006 07:53 GMT
#323
I have 2 kids , yet, havent had sex once????????
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-21 00:18:32
September 20 2006 07:54 GMT
#324
EDIT:Nevermind
I said something stupid.
It is quoted later anyways, but I'm too lazy to recreate it here.
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
September 20 2006 08:00 GMT
#325
On September 20 2006 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2006 16:53 FuDDx wrote:
I have 2 kids , yet, havent had sex once????????

right, you haven't had sex once, you've had it at least twice.


Ever heard of twins? Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it? Or maybe he has TWO ADORABLE BABY GOATS?!?

God. Retards.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 20 2006 09:20 GMT
#326
On September 20 2006 17:00 -_- wrote:
Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it?

Yeah, I'm the retard.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
September 20 2006 09:57 GMT
#327
On September 19 2006 11:57 OverTheUnder wrote:
yea, 2 grades isn't a big deal, but dating someone from middleschool while your in HS sorta is;o

Just wait a year.

Let the seed grow into a plant then fuck the plant:O


ROFL I woke up the whole neighbourhood when reading that one. Spilled water all over my new keyboard too (that was currently residing in my mouth, but then decided to come out through my nose).

Also, the "there is no cow level confeesal" was pretty funny.

I had a cannary and i used to "pitch" it when I was younger cuz it was funny how it would stop in mid-air and start flapping it's wings and change direction. I don't think it hurt it in any way though.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
September 20 2006 10:01 GMT
#328
I confess, I can't tell the difference between Hasuwar or Sweetlemons.

I also confess, it is my fault Chibi found this site.
wtf was that signature
PaSsiOnPinK
Profile Joined October 2005
China125 Posts
September 20 2006 10:07 GMT
#329
On September 20 2006 16:43 Romance_us wrote:
     [removed quote within quote]

she owns you pretty hard i bet.


well i dont kno
i think my boyfriend is pretty ownage himself.
Striving to better we oft mer whats well.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
September 20 2006 10:09 GMT
#330
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Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
September 20 2006 10:28 GMT
#331
On September 20 2006 17:00 -_- wrote:
[removed quote within quote]
right, you haven't had sex once, you've had it at least twice.


Ever heard of twins? Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it? Or maybe he has TWO ADORABLE BABY GOATS?!?

God. Retards.[/QUOTE]
lol
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
September 20 2006 10:31 GMT
#332
a girl has made me absolutely fall for her, look at my new thread : D
Teamliquidian townie
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
September 20 2006 10:33 GMT
#333
I dont see it.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-20 10:38:06
September 20 2006 10:37 GMT
#334
I laughed at this:
Moderator<:3-/-<
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
September 20 2006 10:38 GMT
#335
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EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
September 20 2006 10:43 GMT
#336
ROFL, IntoTheWow is going to hell.
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
Aileon
Profile Joined June 2006
United States299 Posts
September 20 2006 10:43 GMT
#337
oh man, thats fuckin priceless
Everyones Favorite Hick. aka Xeroth
Aileon
Profile Joined June 2006
United States299 Posts
September 20 2006 10:44 GMT
#338
On September 20 2006 15:17 Yogurt wrote:
I really am queer. And i have a 9 foot long penis.


Fixed.
Everyones Favorite Hick. aka Xeroth
TreK
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden2089 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-25 05:07:40
September 20 2006 11:29 GMT
#339
Bergkamp ftw!
CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-20 11:51:54
September 20 2006 11:49 GMT
#340
ROFL TREK AND INTOTHEWOW. My confession is that i used to play yu-gi-oh the trading game when i was in high school.
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
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