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Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
September 20 2006 12:03 GMT
#341
HAHAHAH INTOTHEWOW i pissed my pants at the end
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
September 20 2006 12:06 GMT
#342
ROFLMAO, i must confess i did laugh at it too T_T
Teamliquidian townie
SlothOfNarcolepsi
Profile Joined August 2006
United States21 Posts
September 20 2006 13:46 GMT
#343
I am completely unable to stand on one leg and urinate whilst maintaining balence.
Logic is the prey of panic.
YunhOLee
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Canada2470 Posts
September 20 2006 13:51 GMT
#344
i'm not korean or chinese, im actually a Quebecer ( Quebec ) ( Shame on Fayth for making us look bad. )
Live it, love it, play it, kill it. JulyZerg and IPXZerg greatest TL.net fan
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
September 20 2006 13:56 GMT
#345
I don't kill sharks.

I like sharks actually. The San Jose Sharks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I stopped DDR when I was a senior in high school.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
lastprobeALIVE
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States975 Posts
September 20 2006 15:30 GMT
#346
When I was in second grade, I stole everything. It got so bad that I went into my teachers purse to steal money. I put it back and have never stolen anything ever again. I feel so shameful about that thought.

When I was a sophomore in high school I lived with my aunt and uncle for a year. My friends were taking me home from school. It was snowing a little bit, and cold. When we got to my house, instead of going in the driveway they drove in the fucking lawn. I got out of the car as fast as I could and made sure nobody seen them do it. That night it was the first time I ever drank. I drank so much Fleischmanns-Orange flavored vodka. I chased it with Coca-Cola and even mixed a big ass glass. It was terrible but my friends made me drink it and I did. I was so drunk I asked them if they'd put vodka in a zip-lock baggy so I could take it home and not lose my buzz. I got home and puked my guts out. While I was drunk my aunt and uncle tried to get me to tell them where I got the liquor from, and if I knew anything about the lawn. In my drunked state I still didn't confess to them.

The lawn had tire tracks in it, for no joke months. Puke was everywhere. I broke my T.V. and my keyboard from all the puke.
when in doubt DT out
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
September 20 2006 15:39 GMT
#347
Confession
This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks.
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
testpat
Profile Joined November 2003
United States565 Posts
September 20 2006 16:10 GMT
#348
On September 21 2006 00:39 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Confession
This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks.



Was it because - Once, his ally totally left on him in 2v2, and he was all like, totally, "CRAP", and they were like, "d00d letz ally end" and he was like OMG THAT MADE MY DAY <3?

and then he experierenced true love for you and your partner?
Suppose I don't know taste of common salt & I want to know it.
testpat
Profile Joined November 2003
United States565 Posts
September 20 2006 16:18 GMT
#349
Once, after going out and having a good time, i went to my girlfriends house very late, woke her up, and fell fast asleep.

Then, in the middle of the night, i had to take a piss, so i got up, went around the bed into the bathroom, and unbutton my pants to pee. It was taking a long while, since i couldn't quite figure out where the buttons were, and my girlfriend started yelling "What are you doing?" like she had never seen a guy pee before. I figured out my problem was that i didn't have any pants on, so there was nothing to unbutton. I quickly realized how funny that was and pulled out my penis to pee.

Now my girlfriend screams, likes she's right next to me, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING." I figure i should talk to her, so i look towards the voice, thats really close to me. In fact, she's right in front of me,looking at me like i'm insane, rather than just trying to pee. I'm basically speechless that she doesnt quite understand what i'm about to do.

And then i notice that she's sitting up in bed, and i'm about to pee on her.
Suppose I don't know taste of common salt & I want to know it.
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
September 20 2006 16:28 GMT
#350
i thought it would be funny to make a video of the planes hitting the twin towers with a soundbyte from BW of the commmentators going "scourgie Scourgie SCOURGIEEEEE!!!!! YAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! (croud cheers, camera pans over to boxer who boxer looks stressed, then yellow who is smiling) then more comentator laughing sound then the same happenening again when the 2nd one hit but with boxer typing out gg and the commentators going nuts.

Memory lane in nice
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-20 17:47:22
September 20 2006 16:43 GMT
#351
On September 21 2006 00:39 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Confession
This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks.

What was the reason he did this, cause this isn't really a confession... or I just don't understand why a guy would kiss another guy on his cheeks...


Now here's a real confession that will drive all you homophobic kids insane:
I (french)kissed 2 of my (male) friends in a full pub in the most crowded part, they both played along (as in: didn't pul their tongue back or anything). They only reason I (or we) did this because it was funny, and probably also because I don't give a rat's ass about what other people think

Funny note: One of the guy's girlfriend was standing next to us (she actually said we wouldn't do it, dumb thought ) and thought it was sexy, but didn't last long enough.
The other guys girlfriend was mad that she wasn't there when it happened


*Wondering how much of a twisted rep I'll be getting on TL.net now*
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5214 Posts
September 20 2006 16:50 GMT
#352
lol resonate that would be hilarious
you wouldnt feel that way if it was *your* magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon
yosh
Profile Joined November 2004
United States285 Posts
September 20 2006 16:51 GMT
#353
On September 20 2006 22:56 jkillashark wrote:
I don't kill sharks.

I like sharks actually. The San Jose Sharks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I stopped DDR when I was a senior in high school.


love the Sharks
forever mech
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
September 20 2006 18:10 GMT
#354
On September 21 2006 01:51 yosh wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

love the Sharks


Then I love you.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11602 Posts
September 20 2006 18:31 GMT
#355
On September 21 2006 01:43 Fedaykin wrote:
[removed quote within quote]
What was the reason he did this, cause this isn't really a confession... or I just don't understand why a guy would kiss another guy on his cheeks...


Now here's a real confession that will drive all you homophobic kids insane:
I (french)kissed 2 of my (male) friends in a full pub in the most crowded part, they both played along (as in: didn't pul their tongue back or anything). They only reason I (or we) did this because it was funny, and probably also because I don't give a rat's ass about what other people think

Funny note: One of the guy's girlfriend was standing next to us (she actually said we wouldn't do it, dumb thought ) and thought it was sexy, but didn't last long enough.
The other guys girlfriend was mad that she wasn't there when it happened


*Wondering how much of a twisted rep I'll be getting on TL.net now*


So do this make you gay? Or Bi?
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
September 20 2006 18:48 GMT
#356
This makes me confident of my sexuality, if I were either gay or bi I would've enjoyed it in a sexual way, which I didn't.
8882
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
2736 Posts
September 20 2006 18:55 GMT
#357
I consider "removing quotes within quotes" BAD. It should be done only if the quotations are stacked more than 3 times.


On September 20 2006 17:00 -_- wrote:
     [removed quote within quote]
right, you haven't had sex once, you've had it at least twice.


Ever heard of twins? Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it? Or maybe he has TWO ADORABLE BABY GOATS?!?

God. Retards.[/QUOTE]

I think he meant that someone else had impregnated his girl.
Or the angels have come and said that "Thou shall born the children of God"...
I have returned
TreK
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden2089 Posts
September 20 2006 22:38 GMT
#358
On September 21 2006 01:18 testpat wrote:
Once, after going out and having a good time, i went to my girlfriends house very late, woke her up, and fell fast asleep.

Then, in the middle of the night, i had to take a piss, so i got up, went around the bed into the bathroom, and unbutton my pants to pee. It was taking a long while, since i couldn't quite figure out where the buttons were, and my girlfriend started yelling "What are you doing?" like she had never seen a guy pee before. I figured out my problem was that i didn't have any pants on, so there was nothing to unbutton. I quickly realized how funny that was and pulled out my penis to pee.

Now my girlfriend screams, likes she's right next to me, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING." I figure i should talk to her, so i look towards the voice, thats really close to me. In fact, she's right in front of me,looking at me like i'm insane, rather than just trying to pee. I'm basically speechless that she doesnt quite understand what i'm about to do.

And then i notice that she's sitting up in bed, and i'm about to pee on her.


Lol classic ~_~V
Bergkamp ftw!
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
September 20 2006 23:19 GMT
#359
This thread is very

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ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
StylishVODs
Profile Joined December 2005
Sweden5331 Posts
September 20 2006 23:24 GMT
#360
hahaahahah that is awsome broOd
According to Reach, he is the fastest learner he has ever seen. He start bw only like 2/3 years ago. Infact, his bw history knowledge is so limited, he didn't even know what the map Guillotine was.
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