When I was in second grade, I stole everything. It got so bad that I went into my teachers purse to steal money. I put it back and have never stolen anything ever again. I feel so shameful about that thought.

When I was a sophomore in high school I lived with my aunt and uncle for a year. My friends were taking me home from school. It was snowing a little bit, and cold. When we got to my house, instead of going in the driveway they drove in the fucking lawn. I got out of the car as fast as I could and made sure nobody seen them do it. That night it was the first time I ever drank. I drank so much Fleischmanns-Orange flavored vodka. I chased it with Coca-Cola and even mixed a big ass glass. It was terrible but my friends made me drink it and I did. I was so drunk I asked them if they'd put vodka in a zip-lock baggy so I could take it home and not lose my buzz. I got home and puked my guts out. While I was drunk my aunt and uncle tried to get me to tell them where I got the liquor from, and if I knew anything about the lawn. In my drunked state I still didn't confess to them.

The lawn had tire tracks in it, for no joke months. Puke was everywhere. I broke my T.V. and my keyboard from all the puke.

Ilikestarcraft

Korea (South)17730 Posts

September 20 2006 15:39 GMT

#347

Confession
This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks.

testpat

United States565 Posts

September 20 2006 16:10 GMT

#348

On September 21 2006 00:39 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Confession
This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks.

Was it because - Once, his ally totally left on him in 2v2, and he was all like, totally, "CRAP", and they were like, "d00d letz ally end" and he was like OMG THAT MADE MY DAY <3?

and then he experierenced true love for you and your partner?

testpat

United States565 Posts

September 20 2006 16:18 GMT

#349

Once, after going out and having a good time, i went to my girlfriends house very late, woke her up, and fell fast asleep.

Then, in the middle of the night, i had to take a piss, so i got up, went around the bed into the bathroom, and unbutton my pants to pee. It was taking a long while, since i couldn't quite figure out where the buttons were, and my girlfriend started yelling "What are you doing?" like she had never seen a guy pee before. I figured out my problem was that i didn't have any pants on, so there was nothing to unbutton. I quickly realized how funny that was and pulled out my penis to pee.

Now my girlfriend screams, likes she's right next to me, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING." I figure i should talk to her, so i look towards the voice, thats really close to me. In fact, she's right in front of me,looking at me like i'm insane, rather than just trying to pee. I'm basically speechless that she doesnt quite understand what i'm about to do.

And then i notice that she's sitting up in bed, and i'm about to pee on her.

Resonate

United Kingdom8402 Posts

September 20 2006 16:28 GMT

#350

i thought it would be funny to make a video of the planes hitting the twin towers with a soundbyte from BW of the commmentators going "scourgie Scourgie SCOURGIEEEEE!!!!! YAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! (croud cheers, camera pans over to boxer who boxer looks stressed, then yellow who is smiling) then more comentator laughing sound then the same happenening again when the 2nd one hit but with boxer typing out gg and the commentators going nuts.

Fedaykin

Netherlands2003 Posts

September 20 2006 16:43 GMT

#351

On September 21 2006 00:39 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Confession
This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks.

What was the reason he did this, cause this isn't really a confession... or I just don't understand why a guy would kiss another guy on his cheeks...

Now here's a real confession that will drive all you homophobic kids insane:
I (french)kissed 2 of my (male) friends in a full pub in the most crowded part, they both played along (as in: didn't pul their tongue back or anything). They only reason I (or we) did this because it was funny, and probably also because I don't give a rat's ass about what other people think

Funny note: One of the guy's girlfriend was standing next to us (she actually said we wouldn't do it, dumb thought

) and thought it was sexy, but didn't last long enough.
The other guys girlfriend was mad that she wasn't there when it happened

*Wondering how much of a twisted rep I'll be getting on TL.net now*

a-game

Canada5085 Posts

September 20 2006 16:50 GMT

#352

lol resonate that would be hilarious

yosh

United States285 Posts

September 20 2006 16:51 GMT

#353

On September 20 2006 22:56 jkillashark wrote:
I don't kill sharks.

I like sharks actually. The San Jose Sharks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I stopped DDR when I was a senior in high school.

love the Sharks

jkillashark

United States5262 Posts

September 20 2006 18:10 GMT

#354

On September 21 2006 01:51 yosh wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

love the Sharks

Then I love you.

CaucasianAsian

Korea (South)11584 Posts

September 20 2006 18:31 GMT

#355

On September 21 2006 01:43 Fedaykin wrote:
[removed quote within quote]
What was the reason he did this, cause this isn't really a confession... or I just don't understand why a guy would kiss another guy on his cheeks...

Now here's a real confession that will drive all you homophobic kids insane:
I (french)kissed 2 of my (male) friends in a full pub in the most crowded part, they both played along (as in: didn't pul their tongue back or anything). They only reason I (or we) did this because it was funny, and probably also because I don't give a rat's ass about what other people think

Funny note: One of the guy's girlfriend was standing next to us (she actually said we wouldn't do it, dumb thought

) and thought it was sexy, but didn't last long enough.
The other guys girlfriend was mad that she wasn't there when it happened

*Wondering how much of a twisted rep I'll be getting on TL.net now*

So do this make you gay? Or Bi?

Fedaykin

Netherlands2003 Posts

September 20 2006 18:48 GMT

#356

This makes me confident of my sexuality, if I were either gay or bi I would've enjoyed it in a sexual way, which I didn't.

8882

2718 Posts

September 20 2006 18:55 GMT

#357

I consider "removing quotes within quotes" BAD. It should be done only if the quotations are stacked more than 3 times.

On September 20 2006 17:00 -_- wrote:
[removed quote within quote]
right, you haven't had sex once, you've had it at least twice.

Ever heard of twins? Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it? Or maybe he has TWO ADORABLE BABY GOATS?!?

God. Retards.[/QUOTE]

I think he meant that someone else had impregnated his girl.
Or the angels have come and said that "Thou shall born the children of God"...

TreK

Sweden2089 Posts

September 20 2006 22:38 GMT

#358

On September 21 2006 01:18 testpat wrote:
Once, after going out and having a good time, i went to my girlfriends house very late, woke her up, and fell fast asleep.

Then, in the middle of the night, i had to take a piss, so i got up, went around the bed into the bathroom, and unbutton my pants to pee. It was taking a long while, since i couldn't quite figure out where the buttons were, and my girlfriend started yelling "What are you doing?" like she had never seen a guy pee before. I figured out my problem was that i didn't have any pants on, so there was nothing to unbutton. I quickly realized how funny that was and pulled out my penis to pee.

Now my girlfriend screams, likes she's right next to me, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING." I figure i should talk to her, so i look towards the voice, thats really close to me. In fact, she's right in front of me,looking at me like i'm insane, rather than just trying to pee. I'm basically speechless that she doesnt quite understand what i'm about to do.

And then i notice that she's sitting up in bed, and i'm about to pee on her.

Lol classic ~_~V