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IntoTheWow
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Beyonder
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On September 17 2006 06:58 sdpgposd wrote: I confess... ![[image loading]](http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/741/lolru0.jpg) | ||
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brian
United States9633 Posts
On September 23 2006 13:16 Beyonder wrote: I am downloading 6 gigabite of lesbian porn :| after you're done watching it all, (your next confession), send me the good stuff? | ||
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TT1_banned
Canada1206 Posts
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jkillashark
United States5262 Posts
I'm a devout Christian and I'm still a virgin. I believe it's better to wait to have sex with girl you marry rather than touch a girl whose been touched or will touch other guys... I've also never kissed a girl. Pretty much for the same reason as the virgin. I would be making out with some other guy's wife. I had a crush on this girl my senior year in high school. We actually had a mutual flirt thing going. We would always flirt together in AP Calc. I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot. But I have awesome friendgirls and they got set up with a cute Korean girl anyways. But during senior prom the girl that I always flirted with gave me a dance and then kissed me. So I guess it went okay. But after I went to UCSD we kinda parted ways. I never asked her out because I knew my parents would go, "she's not Korean break up with her." | ||
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fLyiNgDroNe
Belgium4033 Posts
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On September 24 2006 21:00 jkillashark wrote: I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot. That is the lesson. It doesn't have to be perfect. Just ask. | ||
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
On September 18 2006 12:49 Raidern wrote: when I was 14 I cried watching "My First Love" (Macaulay Culkin movie where he died to some bees). It was not the first time I did watch it. asdf! im whit you. a couple of tears in my eyes  , i was in love of that blondie | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
On September 23 2006 00:10 Beyonder wrote: I won a vacuum cleaner at the WCG and literally screamed from joy. I then gave it to my mother, her own vacuum cleaner died a week later out of jealousy. Coud you win another one please, I could really use a new one  On September 23 2006 13:16 Beyonder wrote: I am downloading 6 gigabite of lesbian porn :| share? On September 24 2006 21:00 jkillashark wrote: I've had two girlfriends. Both were Korean. Both were less than a year older than me. Both of them went to my church. I broke up with both of them in less than 2 months. I never did DDR when I was going out with them either. I'm a devout Christian and I'm still a virgin. I believe it's better to wait to have sex with girl you marry rather than touch a girl whose been touched or will touch other guys... I've also never kissed a girl. Pretty much for the same reason as the virgin. I would be making out with some other guy's wife. I had a crush on this girl my senior year in high school. We actually had a mutual flirt thing going. We would always flirt together in AP Calc. I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot. But I have awesome friendgirls and they got set up with a cute Korean girl anyways. But during senior prom the girl that I always flirted with gave me a dance and then kissed me. So I guess it went okay. But after I went to UCSD we kinda parted ways. I never asked her out because I knew my parents would go, "she's not Korean break up with her." So, here goes... wtf is DDR??? Not starting the whole staying-a-virgin-discussion here (it's just wrong, but you'll find that out one day ). But the non-kissing thing... Totally lost in confusion here, how can you have a 'girlfriend' that you never kissed before, I can't really understand that.. or just your explanation of a 'girlfriend' is somewhat different from mine.You will one day will (probably) find some non-korean girl that you're totally crazy about, no matter what your parents will say, and they will have to accept it if they can really see/understand the way their sons feels about her. I think I never made this many remarks in one quote (need to find something to confess about now, just to make up to this remark-post-thing ) | ||
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
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Amnesty
United States2054 Posts
I was thinking, ahh crap. No pun intended. What am i going to do? I don't want to walk into the house, and wake people up with my boxers loaded. Because thats just embarassing. You know. Anyway, this is what i did. I stripped down, took off my loaded boxers and threw them into the bushes. I then take my socks, and use them as toilet paper and throw them into the bushes aswell. Standing outside nakked whipping your dirty ass in a blizzard, i don't recommend it. Went inside, cleaned up a lot better. And went to bed. In the mourning, my dad was asking why my boxers, and socks were behind the bushes with shit on them ( I was thinking, wtf. When has he ever scrutinized those bushes before, I've never seen him near them?). And i said, yah when i got back last night i walked into my room to find dog shit on them and on my floor. I used them to clean up the stuff on the floor, and was going to take them out to the trash but got grossed out to to bad so i threw them into the darkness outside. So, babe, i confess it was me. Sorry for getting you in trouble | ||
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MuShu
United States3223 Posts
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Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
but he was probably talking about dance dance revolution? T.T | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11587 Posts
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
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Manifesto7
Osaka27156 Posts
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ToKoreaWithLove
Norway10161 Posts
My confession ... A guy i know hit on my gf when we were going out, and she actually went on a date with him. I broke ut with her and they didnt work out. A few months later he has another girlfriend, and I got my revenge by having her, a friend of mine and me on a boat where we had a nice 3some. Felt great IF SHE TASTED WEAIRD THAT MORNING THATS WHY! | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11587 Posts
On September 25 2006 02:59 Manifesto7 wrote: as far as I know it means "All Fans Are Inane Koalas" lol | ||
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