I've had two girlfriends. Both were Korean. Both were less than a year older than me. Both of them went to my church. I broke up with both of them in less than 2 months. I never did DDR when I was going out with them either.

I'm a devout Christian and I'm still a virgin. I believe it's better to wait to have sex with girl you marry rather than touch a girl whose been touched or will touch other guys... I've also never kissed a girl. Pretty much for the same reason as the virgin. I would be making out with some other guy's wife.

I had a crush on this girl my senior year in high school. We actually had a mutual flirt thing going. We would always flirt together in AP Calc. I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot. But I have awesome friendgirls and they got set up with a cute Korean girl anyways. But during senior prom the girl that I always flirted with gave me a dance and then kissed me. So I guess it went okay. But after I went to UCSD we kinda parted ways. I never asked her out because I knew my parents would go, "she's not Korean break up with her."

fLyiNgDroNe

Belgium4103 Posts

September 24 2006 12:00 GMT

#387

i neither can't fly nor gain minerals.

HeadBangaa

United States6512 Posts

September 24 2006 12:13 GMT

#388

jkillashark, when you fall off the wagon, you can come over and get high. I live off Regents

fusionsdf

Canada15390 Posts

September 24 2006 12:15 GMT

#389

On September 24 2006 21:00 jkillashark wrote:
I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot.

That is the lesson. It doesn't have to be perfect. Just ask.

Unforgiven_ve

Venezuela1232 Posts

September 24 2006 12:54 GMT

#390

On September 18 2006 12:49 Raidern wrote:
when I was 14 I cried watching "My First Love" (Macaulay Culkin movie where he died to some bees). It was not the first time I did watch it.

asdf! im whit you.

a couple of tears in my eyes

, i was in love of that blondie

Fedaykin

Netherlands2003 Posts

September 24 2006 16:00 GMT

#391

On September 23 2006 00:10 Beyonder wrote:
I won a vacuum cleaner at the WCG and literally screamed from joy. I then gave it to my mother, her own vacuum cleaner died a week later out of jealousy.

Coud you win another one please, I could really use a new one

On September 23 2006 13:16 Beyonder wrote:
I am downloading 6 gigabite of lesbian porn :|

share?

On September 24 2006 21:00 jkillashark wrote:
I've had two girlfriends. Both were Korean. Both were less than a year older than me. Both of them went to my church. I broke up with both of them in less than 2 months. I never did DDR when I was going out with them either.

I'm a devout Christian and I'm still a virgin. I believe it's better to wait to have sex with girl you marry rather than touch a girl whose been touched or will touch other guys... I've also never kissed a girl. Pretty much for the same reason as the virgin. I would be making out with some other guy's wife.

I had a crush on this girl my senior year in high school. We actually had a mutual flirt thing going. We would always flirt together in AP Calc. I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot. But I have awesome friendgirls and they got set up with a cute Korean girl anyways. But during senior prom the girl that I always flirted with gave me a dance and then kissed me. So I guess it went okay. But after I went to UCSD we kinda parted ways. I never asked her out because I knew my parents would go, "she's not Korean break up with her."

So, here goes... wtf is DDR???

Not starting the whole staying-a-virgin-discussion here (it's just wrong, but you'll find that out one day

). But the non-kissing thing... Totally lost in confusion here, how can you have a 'girlfriend' that you never kissed before, I can't really understand that.. or just your explanation of a 'girlfriend' is somewhat different from mine.

You will one day will (probably) find some non-korean girl that you're totally crazy about, no matter what your parents will say, and they will have to accept it if they can really see/understand the way their sons feels about her.

I think I never made this many remarks in one quote (need to find something to confess about now, just to make up to this remark-post-thing

)

StarN

United States2587 Posts

September 24 2006 16:07 GMT

#392

JKillaShark... how good are your DDR skills?

Amnesty

United States2054 Posts

September 24 2006 16:20 GMT

#393

When i was 16, I was leaving a friends house late night (after 1 anyway). When i was opening up his door to leave I felt the urge to shit comming on, but was like home is five minutes away. I drive off. Its a blizzard outside, so i have to drive very slowly. Half way through the drive, i have now have a massive urge to shit. I'm clenching my ass muscles as tight as i can, leaning to one side, and mummuring and sweating. When i pull into the drive way i just couldnt hang on let loose into my poor boxers.

I was thinking, ahh crap. No pun intended. What am i going to do? I don't want to walk into the house, and wake people up with my boxers loaded. Because thats just embarassing. You know. Anyway, this is what i did. I stripped down, took off my loaded boxers and threw them into the bushes. I then take my socks, and use them as toilet paper and throw them into the bushes aswell. Standing outside nakked whipping your dirty ass in a blizzard, i don't recommend it.

Went inside, cleaned up a lot better. And went to bed. In the mourning, my dad was asking why my boxers, and socks were behind the bushes with shit on them ( I was thinking, wtf. When has he ever scrutinized those bushes before, I've never seen him near them?). And i said, yah when i got back last night i walked into my room to find dog shit on them and on my floor. I used them to clean up the stuff on the floor, and was going to take them out to the trash but got grossed out to to bad so i threw them into the darkness outside. So, babe, i confess it was me. Sorry for getting you in trouble

MuShu

United States3223 Posts

September 24 2006 16:45 GMT

#394

The one time that I can remember crying because of a video game was in Suikoden for the PlayStation. It was the part when we were in the castle of the flower general dude and he threw a jar of flesh-eating spores on the ground and locked the door. To save us, Gremio, my caretaker guy and friend locked himself inside since you could only do that from the inside and he got eaten. He was all describing how he was dying, like how they ate his legs and how he was going blind etc. Cried for like 10 minutes. I also cried at the end of the game too iirc.

Hollow

Canada2180 Posts

September 24 2006 17:51 GMT

#395

DDR is korean slang for sex I think
but he was probably talking about dance dance revolution? T.T

CaucasianAsian

Korea (South)11598 Posts

September 24 2006 17:52 GMT

#396

I have no idea what iirc stands for, or QTF...

lawl mart

United States1289 Posts

September 24 2006 17:56 GMT

#397

i remember asking on tl.net what "afaik" means, but i cant remember anymore ;;

Manifesto7

Osaka27174 Posts

September 24 2006 17:59 GMT

#398

as far as I know it means "All Fans Are Inane Koalas"

ToKoreaWithLove

Norway10161 Posts

September 24 2006 18:01 GMT

#399

DDR = Dance Dance Revolution and also korean for masturbation. I don't remember the exact words.

My confession ... A guy i know hit on my gf when we were going out, and she actually went on a date with him. I broke ut with her and they didnt work out. A few months later he has another girlfriend, and I got my revenge by having her, a friend of mine and me on a boat where we had a nice 3some. Felt great

IF SHE TASTED WEAIRD THAT MORNING THATS WHY!