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StarN
United States2587 Posts
I am afraid to post this considering all the mental pain I have gone through from all these truths. What could come next? FakeSteve is not really A Steve? BigBalls has small balls? Mora is actually straight? These confessions just make the world seem up-side-down :O The thread is for the people who nobody cares about in the forums (like me!) and dont feel like making shitty threads [see here] to be mocked | ||
vGl-CoW
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
On September 17 2006 06:39 vGl-CoW wrote: i'm not actually a cow no way... i have nothing left to live for now | ||
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KorvspaD
Sweden468 Posts
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Jathin
United States3505 Posts
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
plz dont hate | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
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pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
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FireBatLover
United States203 Posts
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ToT)Testie(
Canada723 Posts
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WhiZ
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sdpgposd
United Kingdom1464 Posts
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
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cuteFayth
Canada1167 Posts
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shimmy
Poland997 Posts
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funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
i do have a girlfriend  . | ||
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
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KrAzYfoOL
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MarKoNiO
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Xeofreestyler
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decafchicken
United States20020 Posts
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FlameD[TOp]
Canada247 Posts
And I always thought FA was a newb(must come as a shock to this site >_<) | ||
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Aukai
United States1183 Posts
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KorvspaD
Sweden468 Posts
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DarkYoDA
United States1347 Posts
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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iloveevo
Norway42 Posts
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
On September 17 2006 07:24 MarKoNiO wrote: My real life name is Marco, not Marko HOLY FUCK DUDE WTF ALL THIS TIME *rubs temple* FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I GO ON? | ||
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On September 17 2006 08:03 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: someone else can do me i'm not really the fucked up drunk i make myself out to be | ||
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racebannon
Canada1225 Posts
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
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SF-Fork
Russian Federation1401 Posts
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HorsementalitY
United States1159 Posts
Also, after dating bitches and nice girls, i'm sadly coming to the conclusion that although i keep sayin i want nice girls, i enjoy relationships more when the girl is somewhat of a bitch. Also, mom if ur reading this, u know how u think i smoke ciggarettes, its not cigarettes mom...brace urself, its pot and i've been smokin it alot for about 7 yrs now. I actually despise the smell of ciggarettes mommy | ||
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
On September 17 2006 08:03 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: someone else can do me I already have, ZING! fuck that was lame. | ||
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PanoRaMa
United States5069 Posts
. (But it doesn't show does it, bahaha) | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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RowdierBob
Australia13007 Posts
It might have moved. | ||
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Gandalf
Pakistan1905 Posts
I wish I was Gandalf though. | ||
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AstraBoy
Peru363 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
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KorvspaD
Sweden468 Posts
On September 17 2006 08:48 IntoTheWow wrote: but ur still a ninja right Im not from Argentina =[ | ||
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QuietIdiot
7004 Posts
I also think beyonder is kinda hot for a man...I am by no ways a homosexual btw. I also think superjongman is a homo. I'm also not a quiet idiot. (HAR HAR I KNOW WHAT UR GOING TO SAY BUT DONT SAY IT.) .... Ken_D[X] is my biggest fan. | ||
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
On September 17 2006 08:46 AstraBoy wrote: i want darki's childs 8( and i have no fukn idea who that is 8( | ||
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In)Spire
United States1323 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
yeah.... right.. | ||
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Liquid`Nazgul
22427 Posts
Bump. | ||
thedeadhaji
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mAKiTO
Colombia4171 Posts
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neSix
United States1772 Posts
lots of really, really awkward confessions there >_<; | ||
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On September 17 2006 19:19 Liquid`Nazgul wrote: I confess to knowing who mensrea is. Bump. oh come on that's just being cruel to everyone | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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DarkYoDA
United States1347 Posts
On September 17 2006 19:29 ZaplinG wrote: I make my own cheese Which hand? | ||
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TreK
Sweden2089 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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SCNewb
Canada2210 Posts
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Canada1519 Posts
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Mindcrime
United States6899 Posts
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miNi
Korea (South)2010 Posts
And I agree that Bey is hot. | ||
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rpf289
United States3524 Posts
I'm absolutely fascinated by social dynamics, as well as the logic and motives behind a person's actions. That's why I'm a psychology major. I plan to write a lot about society (not from a sociological point of view, but rather from the psychological point of view), and more specificially, why certain people fall victim to different things (i.e. "nice guys finish last"). | ||
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
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KwarK
United States42694 Posts
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GunSlinger
614 Posts
...and i listen to bluegrass when no one is home. banjos are the instruments of god, seriously. | ||
Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
On September 17 2006 20:19 Manifesto7 wrote: I tell my wife that I dont care if our baby is a boy or a girl. However, I REALLY want a boy. REALLY. If I have a girl I will dress them up as a boy and teach them how to play SC. My girl/boy will fool everyone. HAHAHAHA this is why he was so tolerant of he/she who will not be named. | ||
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brian
United States9619 Posts
(is your wife really pregnant? congrats. and this post was entirely in jest. i mean not to insult your family<3) | ||
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SiMPL
Australia94 Posts
On September 17 2006 20:16 GunSlinger wrote: ive never written a constructive post, not even once... ...and i listen to bluegrass when no one is home. banjos are the instruments of god, seriously. looool Once i saw a blimp | ||
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BlackJack
United States10503 Posts
On September 17 2006 20:19 Manifesto7 wrote: I tell my wife that I dont care if our baby is a boy or a girl. However, I REALLY want a boy. REALLY. If I have a girl I will dress them up as a boy and teach them how to play SC. My girl/boy will fool everyone. hahahaha | ||
Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
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DaZe
Sweden2111 Posts
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AiurZ
United States429 Posts
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lololol
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Stim_Abuser
United States1277 Posts
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brian
United States9619 Posts
On September 17 2006 23:05 AiurZ wrote: i got drunk and asked my friend out, who happens to be my really close friends little sister who was in love with my other really close friend. and shes 14. dude you're 18 ffs? seek strafe's advice. | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
On September 17 2006 19:19 Liquid`Nazgul wrote: I confess to knowing who mensrea is. Bump. seriously.......soooo meanT_T I have no clue wtf OverTheUnder is suppose to mean or why i picked it ~_~ | ||
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
He was drunk. On September 17 2006 23:13 sonofek(scnoob) wrote: I haven't actively played StarCraft since August of last year, and yet I still come to Team Liquid. Not a big surprise at all. A large part of this forum no longer plays. I haven't played since '04. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
I mean, all of my stories on tl.net non-tl.netians would call confessions, but tl.netians expect nothing but my stories from me. hmmm hmmm so... any new stories? hmmm nothing interesting. i had one of the best blowjobs of my life last night. But alas, no one cares. | ||
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Sky101
United States1758 Posts
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brian
United States9619 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On September 17 2006 23:18 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: My first name is Dave LIES! | ||
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strik.fr
France212 Posts
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Fira~
Canada57 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On September 17 2006 06:39 vGl-CoW wrote: i'm not actually a cow You're a girl than I dont actually like starcraft | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
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skyglow1
New Zealand3962 Posts
On September 17 2006 23:56 Ilikestarcraft wrote: You're a girl than I dont actually like starcraft What?! What happened to all that motivation you told me you had to get better at bw?!! | ||
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Blitzer
Australia243 Posts
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baal
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
9 years is where it is, both older and younger than yourself. Yes this is a confession and I won't 'confess' my age just yet... Although I think both meat, naz and beyonder know this, or can atleast make a decent guess On September 17 2006 23:13 sonofek(scnoob) wrote: Haven't played it for about 2 years, I win I haven't actively played StarCraft since August of last year, and yet I still come to Team Liquid.  Although since I came back to TL.net I have a curtain urge to start playing again, might have to quit WoW now | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On September 18 2006 00:40 skyglow1 wrote: What?! What happened to all that motivation you told me you had to get better at bw?!! I dont like starcraft. I love it. I want to change my sc to Ilovestarcraft. | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
Edit: infact, I'd just get her to wash my dishes and rub one out. | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
I just reviewed this post and it sounds kinda pussy, unless you've ever suffered from depression; then you'd know how I felt. | ||
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besiger
Croatia2452 Posts
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On September 18 2006 02:22 HeadBangaa wrote: I got my front-left tooth knocked out at an Adolescents show a few years ago. I was standing a little away from some moshers, and a guy knockced me right in the face. I've had root canals on that tooth three times, and there is still perpetual pain in the tooth. And it's slightly discolored and crooked now, and I'm extremely self-conscious about smiling with teeth showing. The dentist says I need an implant but I can't afford it, they cost thousands of dollars. My 2-year girlfriend at the time dumped me a week after (for unrelated reasons), and I fell into depression. I dropped out of school for a semester and just piled. The only time I wasn't feeling horrible was when I was playing Starcraft; it kept my mind occupied. That's actually how I started getting into it a lot and eventually found this site. I just reviewed this post and it sounds kinda pussy, unless you've ever suffered from depression; then you'd know how I felt. Seriously, you should come to Romania and fix your teeth. Lots of foreigners do it, because medical care is cheaper here, and although you may not want to be in one of our hospitals, the dentist cabinets are really clean and high-tech. People all over europe would rather fly here and fix their teeth and fly back then do it at home because of the huge difference in price. No joke. Hmmm... confessal? I always wanted to ask FA to teach me PvZ but I didn't want to ask so I don't seem like a groupie ^^;; | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
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FroST(TE)
United States909 Posts
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
On September 18 2006 02:52 Evilmonkey. wrote: I never completed the BroodWar single player campaign .i did it last week when my internet dropped and there was nothing to do | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19135 Posts
On September 18 2006 01:08 Fedaykin wrote: 4 year age difference is NOTHING 9 years is where it is, both older and younger than yourself. Yes this is a confession and I won't 'confess' my age just yet... Although I think both meat, naz and beyonder know this, or can atleast make a decent guess Haven't played it for about 2 years, I win Although since I came back to TL.net I have a curtain urge to start playing again, might have to quit WoW now ROFL Fedje hoi :p | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19135 Posts
On September 17 2006 20:21 Hot_Bid wrote: HAHAHAHA this is why he was so tolerant of he/she who will not be named. Hahahaha omfg :p Thats so low hahahahhaa but so good :p | ||
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M2
Bulgaria4116 Posts
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zonbi
Hungary514 Posts
(i had sex with a 15 years old girl (i was 18 (and i didnt asked her mother about the action))) | ||
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WhizKid77
China682 Posts
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JudgeMathis
Cuba1286 Posts
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gameguard
Korea (South)2132 Posts
On September 18 2006 03:32 M2 wrote: One of my best friends slept with one of my ex girlfriends:-) and he is still my best friend:-) your dog? | ||
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baal
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28669 Posts
On September 17 2006 23:15 Teroru wrote: i don't really have anything to confess. I mean, all of my stories on tl.net non-tl.netians would call confessions, but tl.netians expect nothing but my stories from me. hmmm hmmm so... any new stories? hmmm nothing interesting. i had one of the best blowjobs of my life last night. But alas, no one cares. I care. and that's my confession. | ||
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Konni
Germany3044 Posts
.. and I am secretly training for WCG 2007. Nobody knows me yet. I will jump out from the shadows and slash you all from behind! I have gosu APM. | ||
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SoDrunk
United Kingdom291 Posts
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doedrikthe2nd
Sweden981 Posts
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LazySCV
United States2942 Posts
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
my real name is martin bi im chinese and im 18 now... uhh love sc cuz its ownage and like uber micro bla bla um... lived in sweden as a kid then moved to hong kong china went to international school learned english and now im back in swe to take econ in uni, tho i need to study swe first to get in, sorta like toefl shit when u go to english speaking unis so yea im doing swe now. i speak 4 languages i guess... mandarin cantonese english and swedish. min svenska är inte så bra men jag förstår andra svenskar när dom pratar. uhh i hate ppl that are late and i hate wow and other spend-lots-of-time-being-mindless games cuz it all boils down to who spent more time rotting infront of their computer and paying the montly fees than skills. uhhh i dont think ive been in serious deppression before, tho when i first moved to sweden all on my own i missed my highschool friends and my parents a lot. confessions? um.... ive never had a girlfriend yet lol? kinda pathetic i know i know but yea i get super asdfshhslfjahsködf nervous around girls that i have a potential attraction to, and well i guess girls think im funny and friendly but only "friend" zone thats it, other than that gg k thx no re. um theres a video of me on google video just search "martin sampler" its a vid some friends made of me crashing while tricking... uhhmm.. yea think thats it dont know much about the TL ppl here just know mani, rekrul, chibi, zia (lol), alffla whos my friend from school and owns me in pvz cuz its imba and hes good, yea maybe we should have a thread so ppl can kinda introduce themselves or else i really dont know much about the other ppl other than that their screen names are JaCkShIt or smthn yea think thats abt it lol? | ||
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ChoboCop
United States954 Posts
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asdfVSqwert
Germany174 Posts
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nArAnjO
Peru2571 Posts
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nArAnjO
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BlackJack
United States10503 Posts
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
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nArAnjO
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chicken`
Germany3478 Posts
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BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
She doesn't like him at all, and he'll never tell her. I'm going to hook up with her this weekend. I feel no remorse at all. | ||
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BlackJack
United States10503 Posts
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BlackJack
United States10503 Posts
On September 18 2006 07:25 nArAnjO wrote: only 3? pfft ; ], my max was 5~6 pft.. during summer/winter break i double that easily | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
On September 18 2006 07:07 nArAnjO wrote: Did you have a wet dream every 2 weeks from 12 to 19? i didn't masturbate until i was 19 years old On September 18 2006 07:31 BroOd wrote: A guy I work with has a huge crush on this one girl. She doesn't like him at all, and he'll never tell her. I'm going to hook up with her this weekend. I feel no remorse at all.  | ||
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DirtyBirD
United States239 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
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EAGER-beaver
Canada2799 Posts
okay okay, time to get serious. I've been lying to you guys for years now, i'm not a man at all, i'm really a hot starcraft babe who digs metal and final fantasy. | ||
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EAGER-beaver
Canada2799 Posts
On September 18 2006 03:10 Nyovne wrote: Hahahaha omfg :p Thats so low hahahahhaa but so good :p LEWL, post of the week material right here people, no contest. | ||
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oddeye
Canada716 Posts
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SaLieri-
France112 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On September 18 2006 09:08 oddeye wrote: I've done more drugs than most of your grandfathers I had no idea grandfathers were notorious for being big drug users. Ive already confessed alot in my drunken threads but... I'd have sex with Brian Urlacher if given the chance. | ||
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yokohama
United States1116 Posts
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BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
On September 18 2006 09:11 SaLieri- wrote: I did not kill Mozart hahahaha | ||
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Night[Mare
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albobgim
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LastWish
2013 Posts
Though sometimes beat players who have double. | ||
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TreK
Sweden2089 Posts
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Gandalf
Pakistan1905 Posts
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BlackJack
United States10503 Posts
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On September 18 2006 10:02 BlackJack wrote: My friend just got engaged to his girlfriend without speaking to her parents about it first. He's 18. She's 16. Her parents are flaming him on MSN now. hahaha Fairly typical in Florida right? | ||
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JonnyDublin
89 Posts
I dated 4 girls just to have sex with them and leave. I once went out with a girl for 2 weeks because she would deepthroat all the time. yup, im an asshole. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Well in that spirit, I once made a girl cum 30,000 times before I even entered the room. It all went down hill from there.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BAM! | ||
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Never Post
United Kingdom503 Posts
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BlackJack
United States10503 Posts
Nope cause he's studying in Sweden now :D Crazy swedes btw, rofl at above post | ||
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zonbi
Hungary514 Posts
On September 18 2006 09:24 RaGnArOkY wrote: I confess my girlfriend is younger than 18 >< you are not the only one! young chicks are sooooooooooooooo hot ^^ | ||
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zonbi
Hungary514 Posts
On September 18 2006 10:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Oh fuck I had no idea this thread turned into the "subtle yet blatant bragging about sexual exploits" thread. Well in that spirit, I once made a girl cum 30,000 times before I even entered the room. It all went down hill from there.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BAM! you wanted to say "I once made a boy..." | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
think you're confusing the sexalicious incontrol with tl.nets residental fag (me). | ||
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Shit I was going to flame you but than I saw your from one of the blackholes of humor, Hungary. Obviously you guys are... starving... for humor in Hungary! Oh man ZING! Hope that taught you a thing or two you wood shoed goof ball! hohohohoho Mora <3 | ||
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VdP]EpiphaNy
United Kingdom992 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On September 18 2006 08:27 Ilikestarcraft wrote: I pulled a tooth thinking it was a baby tooth. It was a permanent one and now i have a small gap that no one notices. And the tooth i pulled fell down the drain -_-;;. This was last year ... lol | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
I play starcraft by hopping viciously across the keyboard, spamming hotkeys and controll groups. | ||
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MyLittlePwny
Canada171 Posts
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DarK]N[exuS
China1441 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote: Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy. WAHT THE FUCK | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote: Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy. edit: Disturbing, yet amazingly funny. | ||
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Nitsirk
Norway7 Posts
On September 18 2006 09:53 TreK[cF] wrote: i had sex with your mom Someone will sleep on the sofa tonight!! And it is NOT me! | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote: Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy. HAHAHAHA YOU RAWK HAHAHA | ||
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lololol
5198 Posts
On September 18 2006 09:24 RaGnArOkY wrote: I confess my girlfriend is younger than 18 >< Mine is 14 and I'm 22. She does look older thought And yes, I'm not breaking any laws, I don't live in USA | ||
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Hot_Bid
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KwarK
United States42694 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
I've been pulled over tons of times, and now, out of fear of losing my license, I NEVER go over the speed limit. | ||
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brian
United States9619 Posts
she's still a virgin. | ||
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SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
I'm drunk. I'm stoned. I'm insanely impossible to comprehend. and... I have a crush on a girl who looks like Xellos... she's so cute. | ||
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asdfVSqwert
Germany174 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote: Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy. this is.....n/c | ||
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rpf289
United States3524 Posts
On September 18 2006 02:22 HeadBangaa wrote: Well, you can't be a pussy admitting that, as it takes a good pair to admit it to begin with.I got my front-left tooth knocked out at an Adolescents show a few years ago. I was standing a little away from some moshers, and a guy knockced me right in the face. I've had root canals on that tooth three times, and there is still perpetual pain in the tooth. And it's slightly discolored and crooked now, and I'm extremely self-conscious about smiling with teeth showing. The dentist says I need an implant but I can't afford it, they cost thousands of dollars. My 2-year girlfriend at the time dumped me a week after (for unrelated reasons), and I fell into depression. I dropped out of school for a semester and just piled. The only time I wasn't feeling horrible was when I was playing Starcraft; it kept my mind occupied. That's actually how I started getting into it a lot and eventually found this site. I just reviewed this post and it sounds kinda pussy, unless you've ever suffered from depression; then you'd know how I felt. | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote: Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy. hahahahahahahaha | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote: I don't know why that's freaking everyone out, don't you guys ever have "silly penis playtime"? C'monSometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy. | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
i'm actually rai chu but i've always wanted to be pika chu...  he's so cool, i'm not | ||
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rpf289
United States3524 Posts
By the way: http://grouphug.us/confessions/416555780 r o f l | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On September 18 2006 12:23 rpf289 wrote: There's so many comments about age differences in relationships...Christ, it isn't that big of a deal. I say no more or less than three years is pretty much safe. So for me, 16 is the lowest I'd go, and 22 is the highest I'd go. By the way: http://grouphug.us/confessions/416555780 r o f l Stop lying to yourself. You would fuck hot 25-30 year old girls anytime. | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
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lololol
5198 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:35 Hot_Bid wrote: you're not breaking any laws but its still creepy and weird It doesn't look that way to me The oldest gf I had was 16 and I was 17 then After that I've been only with 14/15 years old ;P | ||
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Kaotu
United States986 Posts
we don't talk anymore ever (friend or his brother) 100% serious it was about as weird as you can get | ||
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Kaotu
United States986 Posts
On September 18 2006 12:40 Zooey wrote: your friend's brother and M2's (Ex?)GF would be best friends.. Yeah I know... I probably sound like I'm just stealing his story but I'm being honest here | ||
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brian
United States9619 Posts
can we NOT get a more detailed story | ||
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Raidern
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brian
United States9619 Posts
i dont cry for any reason other than sad movies/tv shows. people have died and i didnt cry. i have issues. (not like sobbing, i let a tear or two drop.) and the movie Click. | ||
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DirtyBirD
United States239 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:35 Hot_Bid wrote: you're not breaking any laws but its still creepy and weird Fucking true that....I mean wtf dude!? Thats pretty sick, at least shoot for the girls who have some peach fuzz around the upright. | ||
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Kaotu
United States986 Posts
On September 18 2006 12:43 Zooey wrote: Umm there's not many detailshey can we get a more detailed story? I didn't know what to say but I refrained from hitting him. Actually I think I was a bit aggressive but mostly just creeped out. Actually I'm still pretty creeped out in retrospect. This was 3 or 4 years ago. His brother was there and he yelled at him hardcore for a long time blah blah I just got away with my dog. That's about all I remember sorry :o | ||
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DirtyBirD
United States239 Posts
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Reno(TE)
United Kingdom434 Posts
I've never sexed. randy.tQ has never kissed a girl and keeps telling me that he's waiting for the right girl. Next time i get a girl, if she's guna give me shit, i won't hesitate to dump her straight off and if she pisses me off BAdly i will punch her in the face because i can't deal with shit anymore. Sometimes when my dad goes on about how corrupt i am because i got drunk once ( ?!?!? ) and had a party while he was in amsterdam and he found all beer cans/fags afterwards and thought i was insane, i feel like killing him because it's impossible to reason with him about going out. I've just started university and my dad still controls my social life ... I've been very unfortunate to be stuck living at home. I love smelling my arm pits too. My older bro is 23 years old and has never touched a girl, and i believe he will pass away that way too. When i was younger, i got pissed off with my dad and pissed on his pillow in his bed without him knowing. Once i had no internet... and i was in house alone ... so i had no porn but needed a wank session, so i went into dads room and watched his porno's. Because of my dad, i have smoked a couple fags and i believe if he continues to be like this .. i will become a regular smoker .... When i'm older and independent settled with a good job and wife .... i will treat my dad like shit and make him die in a long painful depressing manner. I sometimes hope if hes in his late 60s .. i could scare the shit out of him soo badly .. like jump out from nowhere with scary mask ... enough to give him a heart attack. If things go really well, i would want him paralysed and i would leave him in a home and visit him very rarely and tell him all the bad things i've done in my life and how i hate him. | ||
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IntoTheWow
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GunSlinger
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
I remember all the british slang or w/e...hahahaha | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On September 18 2006 13:05 IntoTheWow wrote: Someone change title to "creep the fuck out of everyone Thread" ROFL you're one to talk, Spice Guy. EWW! | ||
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Reno(TE)
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Mindcrime
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lololol
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On September 18 2006 12:52 DirtyBirD wrote: Fucking true that....I mean wtf dude!? Thats pretty sick, at least shoot for the girls who have some peach fuzz around the upright. LOL, they do have... Also the last one had 115 cm *(can't find the words... chest/breast tour/girt or something, whatever it is, you know what I mean), I'm not dating flatchested girls that still look like kids or something, a lot of 14 year olds are simply gorgeous, unleast in Bulgaria | ||
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lololol
5198 Posts
On September 18 2006 13:05 IntoTheWow wrote: Someone change title to "creep the fuck out of everyone Thread" Agree | ||
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Tien
Russian Federation4447 Posts
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
On September 18 2006 13:38 lololol wrote: LOL, they do have... Also the last one had 115 cm *(can't find the words... chest/breast tour/girt or something, whatever it is, you know what I mean), I'm not dating flatchested girls that still look like kids or something, a lot of 14 year olds are simply gorgeous, unleast in Bulgaria Que? 14 year old girls can be attractive, it's just rude to stick your cock in them. | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
On September 18 2006 13:34 Mindcrime wrote: I cried when Eddie died in The Dark Tower. Eddie dies in The Dark Tower ????? WHAT!? | ||
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Hot_Bid
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DirtyBirD
United States239 Posts
I onceknocked myself out cutting my self above my eye at my eyebrow needing 12 stitches when I was 6 by running from my room to the kitchen and hitting the corner of the stove just to give my dad and mom a hug and kiss goodnight. | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On September 18 2006 14:57 DirtyBirD wrote: Adorable.When I was little I used to get on my couch and do jumping kicks off it and puch the air like I was one of the Ninja Turtles while the theme song to the cartoon was playing. I became an official "hero in a half shell" when I got my turtle secret lair (tent) with a outfit fully loaded with bandanas and weapons. Shreddar was my dad and I would plan secret attacks to overthrow his reign on the upper world (i lived in ohio so i had a basement which was where my turtle secret lair was) with my friends. I onceknocked myself out cutting my self above my eye at my eyebrow needing 12 stitches when I was 6 by running from my room to the kitchen and hitting the corner of the stove just to give my dad and mom a hug and kiss goodnight. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote: Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy. Isn't that taken from a movie? This guy just walkes out of the shower and does THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DESCRIBING. I mean exactly. I just can't remember the name of the damn movie. It was something about true love or something. | ||
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CTStalker
Canada9720 Posts
On September 18 2006 14:57 DirtyBirD wrote: When I was little I used to get on my couch and do jumping kicks off it and puch the air like I was one of the Ninja Turtles while the theme song to the cartoon was playing. I became an official "hero in a half shell" when I got my turtle secret lair (tent) with a outfit fully loaded with bandanas and weapons. Shreddar was my dad and I would plan secret attacks to overthrow his reign on the upper world (i lived in ohio so i had a basement which was where my turtle secret lair was) with my friends. I onceknocked myself out cutting my self above my eye at my eyebrow needing 12 stitches when I was 6 by running from my room to the kitchen and hitting the corner of the stove just to give my dad and mom a hug and kiss goodnight. This is incredible, I did almost the same thing. I used to always fuckin dance like nuts when that show came on (it really did have an irresistable theme song). One night I was dancing and jumping from our couch to the table when I slipped, fell forward onto the table and put my bottom teeth clear through my lip. Damn turtles. | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
when i was in 3rd grade, the teacher would give the kids that did not cause trouble each day a special paper star to take home to their parents... now some of you know my forum personality, and when i was in 3rd grade, i was 10x as talkative, clownish, and basically was a terror child. my dad, in an effort to placate my 3rd grade teacher, promised me that if i got 5 stars in a row (for a full week) we would get to go to mcdonalds on friday. i loved mcdonalds, so i resolved to try really hard to behave. it lasted about 1/3 of a day, the teacher throwing her hands up in the air and scolding me that i'd never get the star. so i naturally did what any kid would do, i swiped one from her desk when she wasn't there, and showed my dad the same star every day for six months and went to mcdonalds every week. 2. when i was 9, i went with my dad to taco bell. we were quite poor at the time, and he was a stickler for conservation and only ordering what you could eat. he also hated taco bell and didnt want us to go back there (it was unhealthy). i however ordered about 3x as much as i could eat, and loved taco bell. on that particular day i wanted to order something like 8 tacos and he said that if i don't eat them, we can never go back to taco bell again. i agreed, silly in my belief that i could eat 8 tacos. i could not. he then made me draft out a contract stating that i would never return to taco bell ever again, and i did so with a heavy heart. little did he know that i purposely mispelled taco bell "tako bell" with a "K" and he didn't notice, so in my mind it voided the contract. i told him that if there ever was a fast food chain called "tako bell" that i'd never go there. whenever i doubt my choice to go to law school i think back to that moment. | ||
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brian
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On September 18 2006 15:17 Hot_Bid wrote: 1. when i was in 3rd grade, the teacher would give the kids that did not cause trouble each day a special paper star to take home to their parents... now some of you know my forum personality, and when i was in 3rd grade, i was 10x as talkative, clownish, and basically was a terror child. my dad, in an effort to placate my 3rd grade teacher, promised me that if i got 5 stars in a row (for a full week) we would get to go to mcdonalds on friday. i loved mcdonalds, so i resolved to try really hard to behave. it lasted about 1/3 of a day, the teacher throwing her hands up in the air and scolding me that i'd never get the star. so i naturally did what any kid would do, i swiped one from her desk when she wasn't there, and showed my dad the same star every day for six months and went to mcdonalds every week. 2. when i was 9, i went with my dad to taco bell. we were quite poor at the time, and he was a stickler for conservation and only ordering what you could eat. he also hated taco bell and didnt want us to go back there (it was unhealthy). i however ordered about 3x as much as i could eat, and loved taco bell. on that particular day i wanted to order something like 8 tacos and he said that if i don't eat them, we can never go back to taco bell again. i agreed, silly in my belief that i could eat 8 tacos. i could not. he then made me draft out a contract stating that i would never return to taco bell ever again, and i did so with a heavy heart. little did he know that i purposely mispelled taco bell "tako bell" with a "K" and he didn't notice, so in my mind it voided the contract. i told him that if there ever was a fast food chain called "tako bell" that i'd never go there. whenever i doubt my choice to go to law school i think back to that moment. first story is so excellent. my parents did the same thing only i was either too dumb or really smart, because i actually earned the stars. the trick is to be an ass when the teacher isnt looking. like one time i was in Health Class and one of the guidance counselors just opened the door and started talking to the teacher. so the teacher is giving him the low down on the class, all the stories and problem children. he points to me and stays "and this clown.." then the Guidance counselor interrupts him. his arm is still in the air and he's still pointing to me. so i got up and sat on the other side of the room. when the guidance counselor finished my teacher reiterated what he was going to say. "And this kid's a REAL clown." only pointing to nobody. the guidance counselor gave him SUCH a look. everyone started laughing. good times. | ||
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Reno(TE)
United Kingdom434 Posts
Once my bro's mate was annoyin me .... during a lan when he fell asleep, i placed a vacuum on his mouth and nearly ripped his tongue out. | ||
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Canada171 Posts
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
Here is my goal in life: I one day hope to become good enough at StarCraft, that the (scnoob) can be removed from my name. I haven't told anyone this, because I feel like a failure. I'm letting you all down, and I'm sorry. =( | ||
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baal
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On September 18 2006 15:17 Hot_Bid wrote: 2. little did he know that i purposely mispelled taco bell "tako bell" with a "K" and he didn't notice, so in my mind it voided the contract. i told him that if there ever was a fast food chain called "tako bell" that i'd never go there. damn, that is the mentality of my GF, she is so close to be an official retard lol :D i once stole a friends Magic's huge deck from his school bag... Baron Senguir FTW ! | ||
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bine
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rpf289
United States3524 Posts
On September 18 2006 12:31 IntoTheWow wrote: My first CD was a Spice Girls CD.I had a Spice Girls CD. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with mah friends.... My dad's ex-girlfriend's daughter listened to them all the time and so they got me their CD for Christmas. Hey, I didn't as for it. Edit: I actually crushed and burned it. That was a fun night. | ||
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Leejungterran
Korea (South)572 Posts
im not happy about that and want to change my life and think about dont go out , dont open the door and dont talk to anyone for some months , only play starcraft each day . im not sure but maybe im bisexual , i would dont care if someone good looking suck my cock , all other thing scare the shit out of me so im not sure i am or not . and i like watch creepy movie , when the girl get raped and tortured , you see gore and all , i dont understand why i love that and can masturbate to something ugly like that , maybe i got something wrong in my head . | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
I actually lost in a fight with a dead chicken when I was 4. I opened my freezer, and the frozen chicken knocked me out, and the police questioned my parents to see if they beat me... I have not dated a girl since my first when she cried for a week because I broke up with her. I can't stand hurting someones' feelings like that again. I have never done drugs, never smoked, never drank yet in my life. I made up an imaginary friend, when I was little, just because my friend had an imaginary friend, I wanted to fit in with him.... I never saw mine... | ||
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote: Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LMAO!?!? | ||
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United States888 Posts
On September 18 2006 14:46 Hot_Bid wrote: i love digging out lots of my smegma with my left hand, collecting it into a jar, letting it ferment until it has a lumpy, paste like consistency, then smearing it onto a sandwich and eating it for dinner fucking sick...LOL! | ||
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Tien
Russian Federation4447 Posts
On September 18 2006 17:18 bine wrote: (don't like sex. have been with the love of my life (man) for 4 years.) You claim to be a girl? The Zia incident proves once again there are no girls at teamliquid. Confess now. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
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D_Zukko.
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On September 18 2006 21:58 Lemonwalrus wrote: I have no Idea what rofl means. Or ffs for that matter. Same here... | ||
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Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
On September 18 2006 02:22 HeadBangaa wrote: I got my front-left tooth knocked out at an Adolescents show a few years ago. I was standing a little away from some moshers, and a guy knockced me right in the face. I've had root canals on that tooth three times, and there is still perpetual pain in the tooth. And it's slightly discolored and crooked now, and I'm extremely self-conscious about smiling with teeth showing. The dentist says I need an implant but I can't afford it, they cost thousands of dollars. My 2-year girlfriend at the time dumped me a week after (for unrelated reasons), and I fell into depression. I dropped out of school for a semester and just piled. The only time I wasn't feeling horrible was when I was playing Starcraft; it kept my mind occupied. That's actually how I started getting into it a lot and eventually found this site. I just reviewed this post and it sounds kinda pussy, unless you've ever suffered from depression; then you'd know how I felt. I had a similar experience younger too but I got hit by a skateboard on the lips so I've always had a little hump (I think it's the right word,not sure) there that is hardly noticable now but it used to be pretty obvious back then and made me depressed.. I had a lot of problems also back then (personal problems,family problems,drug problems,school problems) but when I was on Starcraft I was forgetting about all that and felt good. | ||
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United States5465 Posts
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bine
United States2352 Posts
On September 18 2006 20:50 Tien wrote: You claim to be a girl? The Zia incident proves once again there are no girls at teamliquid. Confess now. no, I'm not claiming to be a girl. | ||
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lololol
5198 Posts
On September 18 2006 13:56 Smurg wrote: Que? 14 year old girls can be attractive, it's just rude to stick your cock in them. Well... they don't find it rude, they like it | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
Its ok Agu my first cd was Britney Spears Oops i did it again. I still have it. | ||
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k3fka
Argentina1267 Posts
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
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Fedaykin
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PuertoRican
United States5709 Posts
Sorry I lied to everyone for so long. | ||
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JonnyDublin
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On September 18 2006 10:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Oh fuck I had no idea this thread turned into the "subtle yet blatant bragging about sexual exploits" thread. Well in that spirit, I once made a girl cum 30,000 times before I even entered the room. It all went down hill from there.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BAM! Settle down sir, I actually feel quite badly about those incidents. Hence them being confessions.. I am not bragging what-so-ever. And I actually don't enjoy thinking about the things I have done when I was a kid. In any other thread you would be exactly right I guess it's not so bad, if that's all I have to confess though. | ||
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baal
10541 Posts
On September 19 2006 01:00 PuertoRican wrote: I'm really half Puerto Rican & half Mexican. Sorry I lied to everyone for so long. good god! as if being mexican isnt bad enough... now i share nationality with you... thats it im moving to australia. | ||
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zonbi
Hungary514 Posts
On September 18 2006 10:25 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Shit I was going to flame you but than I saw your from one of the blackholes of humor, Hungary. Obviously you guys are... starving... for humor in Hungary! Oh man ZING! Hope that taught you a thing or two you wood shoed goof ball! hohohohoho Mora <3 blackholes of humor = unique humor ^^ | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On September 19 2006 05:19 TedBundy wrote: Im not Ted Bundy! ...that's exactly what TedBundy would say... | ||
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On September 18 2006 15:17 Hot_Bid wrote: 1. when i was in 3rd grade, the teacher would give the kids that did not cause trouble each day a special paper star to take home to their parents... now some of you know my forum personality, and when i was in 3rd grade, i was 10x as talkative, clownish, and basically was a terror child. my dad, in an effort to placate my 3rd grade teacher, promised me that if i got 5 stars in a row (for a full week) we would get to go to mcdonalds on friday. i loved mcdonalds, so i resolved to try really hard to behave. it lasted about 1/3 of a day, the teacher throwing her hands up in the air and scolding me that i'd never get the star. so i naturally did what any kid would do, i swiped one from her desk when she wasn't there, and showed my dad the same star every day for six months and went to mcdonalds every week. 2. when i was 9, i went with my dad to taco bell. we were quite poor at the time, and he was a stickler for conservation and only ordering what you could eat. he also hated taco bell and didnt want us to go back there (it was unhealthy). i however ordered about 3x as much as i could eat, and loved taco bell. on that particular day i wanted to order something like 8 tacos and he said that if i don't eat them, we can never go back to taco bell again. i agreed, silly in my belief that i could eat 8 tacos. i could not. he then made me draft out a contract stating that i would never return to taco bell ever again, and i did so with a heavy heart. little did he know that i purposely mispelled taco bell "tako bell" with a "K" and he didn't notice, so in my mind it voided the contract. i told him that if there ever was a fast food chain called "tako bell" that i'd never go there. whenever i doubt my choice to go to law school i think back to that moment. No kidding. You're going to law school? Have you taken the LSAT yet? Taking it this september? Where do you want to go (or where are you)? I'd definitely like to see a prof use the socratic method on you. | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
so maybe ill do fordham and transfer into NYU/Columbia, or hopefully ill get into Penn or Georgetown or a school on that level | ||
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brian
United States9619 Posts
On September 19 2006 07:11 Zooey wrote: this thread is nuts jerking off to tentacle porn teroru isnt the only gay hot_bid is going to be a lawyer wtf lmao im not sure which one would shock me the most. oh and my name isnt really Gene. thank god. | ||
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SChasu
United States1505 Posts
im not a guy | ||
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b0oyah
Canada117 Posts
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On September 19 2006 07:04 Hot_Bid wrote: i took it last year and got a 170, i want to go to NYU or Columbia, but they are long shots (my GPA isnt great) so maybe ill do fordham and transfer into NYU/Columbia, or hopefully ill get into Penn or Georgetown or a school on that level Out of curiousity, you wouldn't happen to post on the most prestigious law school admissions board or the law school discussion board, would you? I'm going to go for duke if my lsat permits. My bro graduated, but he's taking some course thing at NYU (some tax specialty) now at night (rofl he's making a fucking fortune--150K, but it's in NY so...) Regardless, if you get into NYU I'll ask him to tell me who the clown is and I'll know it's you! Oh yeah, a 170 is between 95 and 99 percentile (closer to 99--and percentile, of course, means that that many people are below you). Did I miss the "OMG I'm am the smartest person on this forum you all suck!" post? OH YEAH! Any tips for me talking the LSAT in 11 days!!! PLEASE GIVE ME TIPS!!! | ||
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Hot_Bid
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
(Oh yeah, fordham and boalt probably both suck for you as I hear they're GPA whores) | ||
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MTF
United States1739 Posts
My fiance (of currently six and a half years) and I successfully hid our relationship for two years, got found out by her mother, pretended to "break it off", and then successfully hid it for another three and a half. We're finally being more or less honest, now that she isn't living there anymore. XD | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
rofl = roll on floor laughing ffs = for fuck's sake | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On September 19 2006 07:41 SS-guy wrote: im not a guySS-dog? | ||
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
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KimmoL
Norway256 Posts
On September 19 2006 01:00 PuertoRican wrote: I'm really half Puerto Rican & half Mexican. Sorry I lied to everyone for so long. PuertoMexican | ||
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lil.sis
China4650 Posts
On September 19 2006 00:20 lololol wrote: Well... they don't find it rude, they like it WHAT THE FUCK SHIT JESUS HATES YOU | ||
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GunSlinger
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brian
United States9619 Posts
On September 19 2006 09:52 GunSlinger wrote: i stayed home from school just to play SC today. i am jealous. i wish i could stay home from school AND i wish i could play starcraft. if i could stay home from school TO play starcraft it might kill me. | ||
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lololol
5198 Posts
On September 19 2006 09:28 vGl-CoW wrote: ok lololol and reno have made my creepy list LOL They look unleast like 18 I swear hahahaAnd reno isn't so bad, I'm sure there's a nice person inside of him | ||
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Belgium8305 Posts
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lololol
5198 Posts
On September 19 2006 11:33 vGl-CoW wrote: a lot of girls look way older than they are but mentally, they're children Actually women are mentally children till their thirties or something... there are tons of girls older than me, that behave really childlish, actually the ones I'm dating act more mature. | ||
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Hot_Bid
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Blind
United States2528 Posts
On September 19 2006 11:52 Romance_us wrote: It's not weird that she's 2 grades below you, only maybe that you're in high school and she's in middle school. Even then, it's not such a big deal. But it'd be better if say, you were in 12th grade and she was in 10th. There's still 2 grades difference but both are in high school and it's considered normal.I am 15 ( sophmore ) and there is this really goodlooking 8th grader i want to date, but its weird in america, expeically where I live, to date somebody 2 grades below you. I don't know if I should go for it. This confessions thread is great by the way. | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
Just wait a year. Let the seed grow into a plant then fuck the plant:O | ||
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alphaentity
United States525 Posts
Then I blamed it on the mexican sitting next to me. He didn't speak much english, so everyone believed me. | ||
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Portugal94 Posts
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akamufu
Korea (South)321 Posts
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
On September 19 2006 12:16 alphaentity wrote: I once farted a really smelly fart in class. The stench permeated the room. Then I blamed it on the mexican sitting next to me. He didn't speak much english, so everyone believed me. omg i almost fell out of my chair laughing | ||
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bine
United States2352 Posts
On September 19 2006 12:16 alphaentity wrote: I once farted a really smelly fart in class. The stench permeated the room. Then I blamed it on the mexican sitting next to me. He didn't speak much english, so everyone believed me. Horrible!! | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
she was so attractive, cute etc. we became "just friends" for a while i havent had courage for a long time to call her to date, cause she said once she only wanted to be together with older boys i was very depressed, and talked about my feelings to a friend who was knew by both of us THEN i called her to date she accepted oh that were the happy days -,- meanwhile she and the friend fell out when she got the info from a stupid person i talked about my feelings, she left me WTF i thought i believed she wasnt such a retarded WTF STUPID RETARDED BITCH we havent talked since that time but i still love her, although she is stupid idiot | ||
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
but on topic that sucks for you, and i agree she is stupid idiot | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
she was wearing VERY tight pants, and they went into her butt crack When she turned around, you could see her cameltoe. I think I was the only person to really be annoyed at all of this, because she's really fat. My friend started talking about how he would "tap" that... I have not talked to him since... | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
me: heyyyy uhhhh hey. her: hey. me: errr um uhhh wanna go to a movie you know like sometime whenever. her: sure i guess. so then i was really happy and told my friend, omfg im going out with this girl, and he asked her about it and she didn't know it was a "date" date it was quite embarrassing at the time edit: now i know to add in "and possibly intercourse afterwards" to make it absolutely clear | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
On September 19 2006 13:27 lawl mart wrote: i love your bad english, makes me smile i was entertaining a bit, at least i improve my english as much as i can | ||
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DirtyBirD
United States239 Posts
On September 19 2006 13:35 freelander wrote: i was entertaining a bit, at least i improve my english as much as i can The , "in april I fell in a girl" part is what cracked me up. Then the part about "when she got the info from a stupid person i talked about my feelings, she left me WTF i thought i believed she wasnt such a retarded WTF STUPID RETARDED BITCH we havent talked since that time but i still love her, although she is stupid idiot" That cracked me up too rofl | ||
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brian
United States9619 Posts
wtf i was at a busy time in my life bitch im not going to be able to see you every day. and ive only had 3 REAL girlfriends. i dont see the point in the whole "dating" thing when its not real. ill settle for casual sex. at any given time i had 3 girls that love me. usually im crushing on their best friend. never once have i taken advantage of this situation. one time i went to a sweet sixteen of this girl i was crushing on, right. so that night i get home pretty drunk and her best friend starts talking to me. she finds out that im crushing on someone. it went something like this aww brian has a crush. yeah was she at the party today? yep. do i know her? yep. (they were best friends remember.) do i know her WELL? yes (awkward silence) me: "oh god i dont want to play this game anymore. her: ??? she then spilt her guts to me. i felt like shit. I am currently listening to "In The Shadows" by The Rasmus | ||
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lololol
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Well I guess he hates half of bulgarians or something Most girls have never dated a guy aged 20 or less and some of them start even at the age of 11-12, that is what I find bad Unleast I'm dating girls with developed body. | ||
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LeoTheLion
China958 Posts
My grandma cried because she thought I would never have children. I haven't had any yet, and don't plan to for a while, but the pecker works. | ||
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United States5465 Posts
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
On September 19 2006 00:36 Ilikestarcraft wrote: Its ok Agu my first cd was Britney Spears Oops i did it again. I still have it. My first CD was Baby one more time. I still have it too. LAWL | ||
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
On September 20 2006 11:10 Lemonwalrus wrote: Alright, I also don't know what ftw means. Oh, and there are several dead hookers in the trunk of my car. for the win ;p | ||
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
On September 20 2006 06:13 lololol wrote: Well I guess he hates half of bulgarians or something Most girls have never dated a guy aged 20 or less and some of them start even at the age of 11-12, that is what I find bad Unleast I'm dating girls with developed body.Stop embarassing your country loser. | ||
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Canada114 Posts
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Asho
Netherlands148 Posts
On September 20 2006 11:51 bloodcanadiaN wrote: I was masturbating in the shower when suddenly I saw a spider so I ejaculated all over it for pure sexual pleasure. FUCK DUDE! YOUR GETTING IT OFF ON A FREAKIN SPIDER?! man.. you should see a doctor.. this sure was the cherry on the pie, good thread btw. | ||
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iNcontroL
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
or you don't like being INCONTROL zomg psychological revealationnnnn | ||
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Ghin
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lawl mart
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Ghin
United States2391 Posts
On September 20 2006 12:45 lawl mart wrote: when ghin's mom dumped me, i was heartbroken wahhhhhh my mom is dead | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Hasnt happened for a long time, since about 96. | ||
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Korea (South)11580 Posts
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RiSE
United States3182 Posts
On September 20 2006 12:59 CaucasianAsian wrote: {88}iNcontroL has not had a sense of humor since about 96 ...rabid pandas attacked and raped him. | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
I killed Ghins mother | ||
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
I crafted IntoTheWow's Katana, which killed Ghin's mom, who dumped lawl mart. | ||
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Ghin
United States2391 Posts
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE | ||
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On September 20 2006 13:21 StarN wrote: I crafted IntoTheWow's Katana, which killed Ghin's mom, who dumped lawl mart. Well at least that's what Ghin's mom wants you to think. | ||
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On September 20 2006 14:45 Sacajawea wrote: I confess that Ghin is the coolest being in the multi-verse. Did Ghin's mom make you say that? | ||
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Ghin
United States2391 Posts
--- thread officially ruined --- | ||
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Yogurt
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
Just kidding, I'm not cleaR p.s. | ||
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brian
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
On September 20 2006 16:09 PaSsiOnPinK wrote: my confession is i'm very envious of a girl i know who's GORGEOUS and well-rounded academically. >______< she owns you pretty hard i bet. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
I said something stupid. It is quoted later anyways, but I'm too lazy to recreate it here. | ||
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On September 20 2006 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote: right, you haven't had sex once, you've had it at least twice. Ever heard of twins? Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it? Or maybe he has TWO ADORABLE BABY GOATS?!? God. Retards. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On September 20 2006 17:00 -_- wrote: Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it? Yeah, I'm the retard. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On September 19 2006 11:57 OverTheUnder wrote: yea, 2 grades isn't a big deal, but dating someone from middleschool while your in HS sorta is;o Just wait a year. Let the seed grow into a plant then fuck the plant:O ROFL I woke up the whole neighbourhood when reading that one. Spilled water all over my new keyboard too (that was currently residing in my mouth, but then decided to come out through my nose). Also, the "there is no cow level confeesal" was pretty funny. I had a cannary and i used to "pitch" it when I was younger cuz it was funny how it would stop in mid-air and start flapping it's wings and change direction. I don't think it hurt it in any way though. | ||
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Servolisk
United States5241 Posts
I also confess, it is my fault Chibi found this site. | ||
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PaSsiOnPinK
China125 Posts
On September 20 2006 16:43 Romance_us wrote: [removed quote within quote] she owns you pretty hard i bet. well i dont kno i think my boyfriend is pretty ownage himself. | ||
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Alborz
Canada1551 Posts
On September 20 2006 17:00 -_- wrote: [removed quote within quote] right, you haven't had sex once, you've had it at least twice. Ever heard of twins? Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it? Or maybe he has TWO ADORABLE BABY GOATS?!? God. Retards.[/QUOTE] lol | ||
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Aileon
United States299 Posts
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Aileon
United States299 Posts
On September 20 2006 15:17 Yogurt wrote: I really am queer. And i have a 9 foot long penis. Fixed. | ||
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jkillashark
United States5262 Posts
I like sharks actually. The San Jose Sharks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I stopped DDR when I was a senior in high school. | ||
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lastprobeALIVE
United States973 Posts
When I was a sophomore in high school I lived with my aunt and uncle for a year. My friends were taking me home from school. It was snowing a little bit, and cold. When we got to my house, instead of going in the driveway they drove in the fucking lawn. I got out of the car as fast as I could and made sure nobody seen them do it. That night it was the first time I ever drank. I drank so much Fleischmanns-Orange flavored vodka. I chased it with Coca-Cola and even mixed a big ass glass. It was terrible but my friends made me drink it and I did. I was so drunk I asked them if they'd put vodka in a zip-lock baggy so I could take it home and not lose my buzz. I got home and puked my guts out. While I was drunk my aunt and uncle tried to get me to tell them where I got the liquor from, and if I knew anything about the lawn. In my drunked state I still didn't confess to them. The lawn had tire tracks in it, for no joke months. Puke was everywhere. I broke my T.V. and my keyboard from all the puke. | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks. | ||
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testpat
United States565 Posts
On September 21 2006 00:39 Ilikestarcraft wrote: Confession This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks. Was it because - Once, his ally totally left on him in 2v2, and he was all like, totally, "CRAP", and they were like, "d00d letz ally end" and he was like OMG THAT MADE MY DAY <3? and then he experierenced true love for you and your partner? | ||
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testpat
United States565 Posts
Then, in the middle of the night, i had to take a piss, so i got up, went around the bed into the bathroom, and unbutton my pants to pee. It was taking a long while, since i couldn't quite figure out where the buttons were, and my girlfriend started yelling "What are you doing?" like she had never seen a guy pee before. I figured out my problem was that i didn't have any pants on, so there was nothing to unbutton. I quickly realized how funny that was and pulled out my penis to pee. Now my girlfriend screams, likes she's right next to me, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING." I figure i should talk to her, so i look towards the voice, thats really close to me. In fact, she's right in front of me,looking at me like i'm insane, rather than just trying to pee. I'm basically speechless that she doesnt quite understand what i'm about to do. And then i notice that she's sitting up in bed, and i'm about to pee on her. | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
On September 21 2006 00:39 Ilikestarcraft wrote: Confession This boy in my class kissed me on the cheeks. What was the reason he did this, cause this isn't really a confession... or I just don't understand why a guy would kiss another guy on his cheeks... Now here's a real confession that will drive all you homophobic kids insane: I (french)kissed 2 of my (male) friends in a full pub in the most crowded part, they both played along (as in: didn't pul their tongue back or anything). They only reason I (or we) did this because it was funny, and probably also because I don't give a rat's ass about what other people think Funny note: One of the guy's girlfriend was standing next to us (she actually said we wouldn't do it, dumb thought ) and thought it was sexy, but didn't last long enough.The other guys girlfriend was mad that she wasn't there when it happened *Wondering how much of a twisted rep I'll be getting on TL.net now* | ||
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yosh
United States285 Posts
On September 20 2006 22:56 jkillashark wrote: I don't kill sharks. I like sharks actually. The San Jose Sharks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I stopped DDR when I was a senior in high school. love the Sharks | ||
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jkillashark
United States5262 Posts
On September 21 2006 01:51 yosh wrote: [removed quote within quote] love the Sharks Then I love you. | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
On September 21 2006 01:43 Fedaykin wrote: [removed quote within quote] What was the reason he did this, cause this isn't really a confession... or I just don't understand why a guy would kiss another guy on his cheeks... Now here's a real confession that will drive all you homophobic kids insane: I (french)kissed 2 of my (male) friends in a full pub in the most crowded part, they both played along (as in: didn't pul their tongue back or anything). They only reason I (or we) did this because it was funny, and probably also because I don't give a rat's ass about what other people think Funny note: One of the guy's girlfriend was standing next to us (she actually said we wouldn't do it, dumb thought ) and thought it was sexy, but didn't last long enough.The other guys girlfriend was mad that she wasn't there when it happened *Wondering how much of a twisted rep I'll be getting on TL.net now* So do this make you gay? Or Bi? | ||
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On September 20 2006 17:00 -_- wrote: [removed quote within quote] right, you haven't had sex once, you've had it at least twice. Ever heard of twins? Or maybe THEY cut open his ballsack and inseminated a girl with it? Or maybe he has TWO ADORABLE BABY GOATS?!? God. Retards.[/QUOTE] I think he meant that someone else had impregnated his girl. Or the angels have come and said that "Thou shall born the children of God"... | ||
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TreK
Sweden2089 Posts
On September 21 2006 01:18 testpat wrote: Once, after going out and having a good time, i went to my girlfriends house very late, woke her up, and fell fast asleep. Then, in the middle of the night, i had to take a piss, so i got up, went around the bed into the bathroom, and unbutton my pants to pee. It was taking a long while, since i couldn't quite figure out where the buttons were, and my girlfriend started yelling "What are you doing?" like she had never seen a guy pee before. I figured out my problem was that i didn't have any pants on, so there was nothing to unbutton. I quickly realized how funny that was and pulled out my penis to pee. Now my girlfriend screams, likes she's right next to me, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING." I figure i should talk to her, so i look towards the voice, thats really close to me. In fact, she's right in front of me,looking at me like i'm insane, rather than just trying to pee. I'm basically speechless that she doesnt quite understand what i'm about to do. And then i notice that she's sitting up in bed, and i'm about to pee on her. Lol classic ~_~V | ||
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Austin10831 Posts
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United States614 Posts
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lololol
5198 Posts
On September 20 2006 11:29 Sfydjklm wrote: [removed quote within quote] Stop embarassing your country loser. LOL, you could've just told us that this is the reason you don't have a country listed, instead of insulting someone and trying to make him look like yourself. | ||
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United States39 Posts
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When I was 12 or 13 I loved playing pokemon cards (these were base 1). Back in those days they were big, so big booksamillion held pokemon card leagues regularly. I was a damn good player and had a grand old time dominating young punks and beating thirty + year old losers. But really, even though the cards were for playing, everybody came to trade. Now there was this boy. A bit older than me the looks of it... but obviously slow (retarded). He had a great collection though, so I wanted to trade. But he was very specific in his wants, so I couldn't. The card he would trade anything for was a base1 holofoil charizard, I had one, but shit no I wasn't going to trade it. However, there was a friend of my bros who bought a charizard on the cheap from a pawn shop because it was ruined. My bro got the card and I got it with a promo holo venasaur. I went back and showed it to him. He was like... the condition is pretty bad... and then I told him that there were card presses (which I had heard of) which would somehow remove all the wrinkles and fix the ripped holofoil... I knew this was false, nothing could fix this card, but I traded anyway (by now I'm a bit older prob 13-14). I ripped him the fuck off getting dark raichu holo base 1 gengar and haunter both holos, tons of other stars too... I EVEN TOOK HIS BINDER AND THE PLASTIC SHEETS . If I could find him again, I'd make it up to him. | ||
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jkillashark
United States5262 Posts
House is for guys. Scrubs is for both. | ||
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sXs_ArcaNgeL..
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I am fu**d up... Living one my darkest moments in my life | ||
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lololol
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On September 21 2006 12:52 -_- wrote: Yup, you can tell by my expression. I can say now because I have a bit of time before work. When I was 12 or 13 I loved playing pokemon cards (these were base 1). Back in those days they were big, so big booksamillion held pokemon card leagues regularly. I was a damn good player and had a grand old time dominating young punks and beating thirty + year old losers. But really, even though the cards were for playing, everybody came to trade. Now there was this boy. A bit older than me the looks of it... but obviously slow (retarded). He had a great collection though, so I wanted to trade. But he was very specific in his wants, so I couldn't. The card he would trade anything for was a base1 holofoil charizard, I had one, but shit no I wasn't going to trade it. However, there was a friend of my bros who bought a charizard on the cheap from a pawn shop because it was ruined. My bro got the card and I got it with a promo holo venasaur. I went back and showed it to him. He was like... the condition is pretty bad... and then I told him that there were card presses (which I had heard of) which would somehow remove all the wrinkles and fix the ripped holofoil... I knew this was false, nothing could fix this card, but I traded anyway (by now I'm a bit older prob 13-14). I ripped him the fuck off getting dark raichu holo base 1 gengar and haunter both holos, tons of other stars too... I EVEN TOOK HIS BINDER AND THE PLASTIC SHEETS . If I could find him again, I'd make it up to him. OMG! You're such a mean person! | ||
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
I also tell new people I meet that im a diehard religious man, and that they can call me Friar Vincent. | ||
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RowdierBob
Australia13007 Posts
I find it entertaining and witty. I am a sick man. | ||
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
there was this kid who would always pick on me but i dont know why i didnt do antyhing abvout it so one day he was playing a game with some other kid and he randomly starts some shit with me so i come over and stapled like 20 cars together and ya, it felt quite good. | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
Im not kidding. at all. I played with them yersterday. | ||
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United States7081 Posts
Which reminds me of another story (probably worse than the first, but don't feel bad about it). I was trading with a black kid. I remember thinking he was quite the smooth talker. The card he wanted was an Articuno--he already had one, but he wanted another to improve his desk, I knew this meant bad trading prospects for me. I wanted a Zapdos, and told him the move the Zapdos used. Now a gym leader (booksamillion rep dude who would play you, and if you won you got a booster pack) asked me to play, and I was quite the trusting guy, plus a bit frazzled getting my deck together, so I gave him the card and told him to give my bro the Zapdos. So I'm done with the game (I won--but the booster was Japanese, so I was PISSED), and I ask my bro for the card. What do I find but it's a THUNDERSTORM Zapdos. The oldest fucking trick in the book. You could buy decks. And in these decks there were usually a cute little holofoil pokemon card. These cards were WORTHLESS. Put down 5 or 10 bucks and they're yours. Then trade them with a chump who doesn't know they're in a deck. What's worse, this deck was ON SALE IN BOOKSAMILLION. I'm pissed... but I'm already scheming, and decided to pull something I'd been thinking about for a good long while. I asked the guy (punk was acting like he didn't just fuck me over--and he would've known he did, because like I said that's the oldest pokemon card trading move of all time) if I could trade for some plastic sleeves. Being subtle, I told him I'd trade him a star trainer--low quality star card. He had no clue. I had a diamond binder where I kept cool diamonds and energy and shit. Thing was EVERYBODY at BAM had the same binder. In fact people often lost theirs when somebody else picked it up thinking they were theirs. I take his binder, fuddle with it till he looks away, pick up MY diamond binder, wait till he looked back at me, removed the plastic, and gave him my binder. BADFUCKING ASS. Then I walked straight out of the store and headed to my car. UNFORTUNATELY HE KNEW MY BROTHER. So my mom brings a security guard to our car and I have to give the binder back (I get my diamonds back). Only thing was, I had already taken out my articuno, a lapras, and some weird pikachu promos. Didn't even mean to steal them. Just had taken 'em to look. Looking at the post, I see how gay it is. Bigballs has stories, and I have pokemon card league stories | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
More! | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On September 17 2006 06:58 sdpgposd wrote: I confess... | ||
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brian
United States9619 Posts
On September 23 2006 13:16 Beyonder wrote: I am downloading 6 gigabite of lesbian porn :| after you're done watching it all, (your next confession), send me the good stuff? | ||
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jkillashark
United States5262 Posts
I'm a devout Christian and I'm still a virgin. I believe it's better to wait to have sex with girl you marry rather than touch a girl whose been touched or will touch other guys... I've also never kissed a girl. Pretty much for the same reason as the virgin. I would be making out with some other guy's wife. I had a crush on this girl my senior year in high school. We actually had a mutual flirt thing going. We would always flirt together in AP Calc. I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot. But I have awesome friendgirls and they got set up with a cute Korean girl anyways. But during senior prom the girl that I always flirted with gave me a dance and then kissed me. So I guess it went okay. But after I went to UCSD we kinda parted ways. I never asked her out because I knew my parents would go, "she's not Korean break up with her." | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On September 24 2006 21:00 jkillashark wrote: I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot. That is the lesson. It doesn't have to be perfect. Just ask. | ||
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
On September 18 2006 12:49 Raidern wrote: when I was 14 I cried watching "My First Love" (Macaulay Culkin movie where he died to some bees). It was not the first time I did watch it. asdf! im whit you. a couple of tears in my eyes , i was in love of that blondie | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
On September 23 2006 00:10 Beyonder wrote: I won a vacuum cleaner at the WCG and literally screamed from joy. I then gave it to my mother, her own vacuum cleaner died a week later out of jealousy. Coud you win another one please, I could really use a new one On September 23 2006 13:16 Beyonder wrote: I am downloading 6 gigabite of lesbian porn :| share? On September 24 2006 21:00 jkillashark wrote: I've had two girlfriends. Both were Korean. Both were less than a year older than me. Both of them went to my church. I broke up with both of them in less than 2 months. I never did DDR when I was going out with them either. I'm a devout Christian and I'm still a virgin. I believe it's better to wait to have sex with girl you marry rather than touch a girl whose been touched or will touch other guys... I've also never kissed a girl. Pretty much for the same reason as the virgin. I would be making out with some other guy's wife. I had a crush on this girl my senior year in high school. We actually had a mutual flirt thing going. We would always flirt together in AP Calc. I wanted to ask her to senior prom but I found out later that her Grandma just died and she might not be able to go. So I was like dammit and then I find out some random idiot who had no idea what was going on in her life asked her in a far less grandiose way that I had in mind. She said yes, only if I can. I was PISSED at that idiot. But I have awesome friendgirls and they got set up with a cute Korean girl anyways. But during senior prom the girl that I always flirted with gave me a dance and then kissed me. So I guess it went okay. But after I went to UCSD we kinda parted ways. I never asked her out because I knew my parents would go, "she's not Korean break up with her." So, here goes... wtf is DDR??? Not starting the whole staying-a-virgin-discussion here (it's just wrong, but you'll find that out one day ). But the non-kissing thing... Totally lost in confusion here, how can you have a 'girlfriend' that you never kissed before, I can't really understand that.. or just your explanation of a 'girlfriend' is somewhat different from mine.You will one day will (probably) find some non-korean girl that you're totally crazy about, no matter what your parents will say, and they will have to accept it if they can really see/understand the way their sons feels about her. I think I never made this many remarks in one quote (need to find something to confess about now, just to make up to this remark-post-thing ) | ||
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Amnesty
United States2054 Posts
I was thinking, ahh crap. No pun intended. What am i going to do? I don't want to walk into the house, and wake people up with my boxers loaded. Because thats just embarassing. You know. Anyway, this is what i did. I stripped down, took off my loaded boxers and threw them into the bushes. I then take my socks, and use them as toilet paper and throw them into the bushes aswell. Standing outside nakked whipping your dirty ass in a blizzard, i don't recommend it. Went inside, cleaned up a lot better. And went to bed. In the mourning, my dad was asking why my boxers, and socks were behind the bushes with shit on them ( I was thinking, wtf. When has he ever scrutinized those bushes before, I've never seen him near them?). And i said, yah when i got back last night i walked into my room to find dog shit on them and on my floor. I used them to clean up the stuff on the floor, and was going to take them out to the trash but got grossed out to to bad so i threw them into the darkness outside. So, babe, i confess it was me. Sorry for getting you in trouble | ||
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MuShu
United States3223 Posts
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Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
but he was probably talking about dance dance revolution? T.T | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
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lawl mart
United States1289 Posts
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Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
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ToKoreaWithLove
Norway10161 Posts
My confession ... A guy i know hit on my gf when we were going out, and she actually went on a date with him. I broke ut with her and they didnt work out. A few months later he has another girlfriend, and I got my revenge by having her, a friend of mine and me on a boat where we had a nice 3some. Felt great IF SHE TASTED WEAIRD THAT MORNING THATS WHY! | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
On September 25 2006 02:59 Manifesto7 wrote: as far as I know it means "All Fans Are Inane Koalas" lol | ||
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Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
or iirc (I insanely really care?) I have absolute no idea.. | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
On September 25 2006 03:01 ToKoreaWithLove wrote: DDR = Dance Dance Revolution and also korean for masturbation. I don't remember the exact words. My confession ... A guy i know hit on my gf when we were going out, and she actually went on a date with him. I broke ut with her and they didnt work out. A few months later he has another girlfriend, and I got my revenge by having her, a friend of mine and me on a boat where we had a nice 3some. Felt great IF SHE TASTED WEAIRD THAT MORNING THATS WHY!And WTF mate.... I surpirsed you refer to the guy as your 'friend', unless you both didn't care about the girls too much and 'don't mind sharing', but I don't think that's the case here. And "a friend of mine..." male friend? scary shit | ||
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Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
it is qft, quite fucking true iirc: if I recall correctly, it means "if I recall correctly" | ||
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ToKoreaWithLove
Norway10161 Posts
On September 25 2006 03:34 Fedaykin wrote: QFT = Quoted for truth [removed quote within quote]urpirsed you refer to the guy as your 'friend', unless you both didn't care about the girls too much and 'don't mind sharing', but I don't think that's the case here. And "a friend of mine..." male friend? scary shit Haha, just my mate. Ofcourse we didnt care about the girl, it was for revenge. Didnt mind sharing | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
On September 25 2006 03:35 Manifesto7 wrote: haha it is qft, quite fucking true iirc: if I recall correctly, it means "if I recall correctly" Damn... I had always thought it was "If I remeber correctly". | ||
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Konni
Germany3044 Posts
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
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sweatpants
United States940 Posts
On September 24 2006 21:13 HeadBangaa wrote: jkillashark, when you fall off the wagon, you can come over and get high. I live off Regents <3 | ||
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jcp
Peru192 Posts
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bine
United States2352 Posts
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dronebabo
10866 Posts
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RobOwns
45 Posts
On September 25 2006 03:30 CaucasianAsian wrote: QFT = quoted for truthBut what the heck is QTF (Quiet The Fuck?) or iirc (I insanely really care?) I have absolute no idea.. IIRC = if I remember correctly | ||
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
oh, man. i don't have any confessions really. | ||
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
On September 25 2006 06:04 Fedaykin wrote: You, my friend, are a slut, I salute thee | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
On September 25 2006 02:59 Manifesto7 wrote: as far as I know it means "All Fans Are Inane Koalas" haha that post was art mani:D | ||
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On September 17 2006 19:41 -Stars-Lzuruha- wrote: Im seriously emo, suicidal, many things t.t... Now I understand. (see picture thread) | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
lol... interesting... | ||
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88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
lol ok thanks beyonder see I'm not the one trying to bring attention to myself you're just giving it to me w/o asking ~_~ | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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Gandalf
Pakistan1905 Posts
On September 25 2006 03:35 Manifesto7 wrote: haha it is qft, quite fucking true iirc: if I recall correctly, it means "if I recall correctly" lol man why the fuck have I always though qft = quit fucking talking?? No joke -_- | ||
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decafchicken
United States20020 Posts
On January 23 2007 09:01 -Stars-Lzuruha- wrote: lol ok thanks beyonder see I'm not the one trying to bring attention to myself you're just giving it to me w/o asking ~_~just curious, why do you wear makeup? | ||
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decafchicken
United States20020 Posts
On February 04 2007 20:56 Gandalf wrote: lol man why the fuck have I always though qft = quit fucking talking?? No joke -_- qft is quoted for truth -_- | ||
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
1. THIS IS OUR HOUSE You are our guests. We will make all attempts to treat everyone with due respect and to accomodate everyone's wishes as far as reasonably possible. Seriously mods, why are you encouraging witch hunting and flames? | ||
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Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
On February 04 2007 21:01 decafchicken wrote: just curious, why do you wear makeup? because i do ? t.t never seen a rocker wear eyeliner? ok t.t | ||
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
[QUOTE]On February 04 2007 21:01 decafchicken wrote: [QUOTE]On January 23 2007 09:01 -Stars-Lzuruha- wrote: lol ok thanks beyonder see I'm not the one trying to bring attention to myself you're just giving it to me w/o asking ~_~[/QUOTE]just curious, why do you wear makeup?[/QUOTE] because i do ? t.t never seen a rocker wear eyeliner? ok t.t All Shall Perish - We hold these truths ===== great band btw 8D | ||
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
On February 06 2007 08:51 Hollow wrote: why are you comparing stars with a witch, its like the worst insult so far and you are suposed to be defending him Is English your mother language? Witch hunt doesn't literally mean that he is a witch, it's a phrase to describe unfair persecution, mass insult and an act of harrassing someone with a different view/opinion. | ||
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Locke.
Israel562 Posts
On February 06 2007 08:51 Hollow wrote: why are you comparing stars with a witch, its like the worst insult so far and you are suposed to be defending him lol? if u said it as a joke it's hidden extremely well | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
/smallrant You know, i could care less about the eyeliner and w/e......but the thing that really makes me mad about the whole emo fad is that you have a bunch of whiney middle class kids complaining about their lives. Sooner or later, someone with real depression issues might start hanging around with the emo kids and then be made fun of for being part of one of the ....worst social groups in exsistence....T_T And that could lead to serious problems:/ It isn't normal to be that depressed about life, but I'm afraid thats what this fad is teaching alot of kids and they will turn to their wannabe depressed peers instead of getting help/medication /endrant so.....how is everyone this fine day?:D gonna upload a new pic soon now that i have hairT_T | ||
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser. Just picture that. | ||
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Kingkosi
United States1215 Posts
On February 06 2007 09:22 -_- wrote: haha your so dumbLike most fags on TL.net I loved pokemon when I was kid. I also loved the first season of the show which played at 6:00 AM on channel 12. Anyways, I was (and still am) the kind of guy who can hold his piss for a 10 hour trip, but always pisses when he wants to get comfortable before relaxing and watching a football game or a sitcom or whatever... So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser. Just picture that. | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On February 06 2007 09:22 -_- wrote: Like most fags on TL.net I loved pokemon when I was kid. I also loved the first season of the show which played at 6:00 AM on channel 12. Anyways, I was (and still am) the kind of guy who can hold his piss for a 10 hour trip, but always pisses when he wants to get comfortable before relaxing and watching a football game or a sitcom or whatever... So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser. Just picture that. oh my gawd. >_> i still LoL. | ||
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gLyo
United States2410 Posts
On February 06 2007 09:22 -_- wrote: Like most fags on TL.net I loved pokemon when I was kid. I also loved the first season of the show which played at 6:00 AM on channel 12. Anyways, I was (and still am) the kind of guy who can hold his piss for a 10 hour trip, but always pisses when he wants to get comfortable before relaxing and watching a football game or a sitcom or whatever... So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser. Just picture that. hahaha, little kids have such twisted logic. | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
I was sleeping during my Mid-Term and I had a nightmare of being chased by some huge animal. I fell off a cliff and right before I hit the ground I woke up and said "OH SHIT!" really, REALLY loud. I tried to pull it off as if I just understood something, but my teacher didn't believe me and I got saturday school now this week. Damn... | ||
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MyLostTemple
United States2921 Posts
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
On February 06 2007 08:47 1tym wrote: 1. THIS IS OUR HOUSE You are our guests. We will make all attempts to treat everyone with due respect and to accomodate everyone's wishes as far as reasonably possible. Seriously mods, why are you encouraging witch hunting and flames? actually i think bey looks upon stars with some sort of fondness: [14:04] *** Mode change "-v WGT-StarS" for channel #teamliquid by PuertoRican. [14:04] *** Mode change "+v WGT-StarS" for channel #teamliquid by Q. [14:04] PuertoRican: ;o [14:04] *** PuertoRican has been kicked from #teamliquid by Beyonder-: PuertoRican [14:04] *** PuertoRican has joined #teamliquid. [14:04] *** Mode change "+o PuertoRican" for channel #teamliquid by Q. [14:04] Beyonder-: xDDDDDDD [14:04] mnm: lol [14:04] Beyonder-: DONT TOUCH OUR EMO | ||
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bsmd
Peru186 Posts
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
Stop being an attention whore. It's okay to be emo, really, but I have never seen you post anything that wasn't about you being emo ;; I just realize that emo is a very funny word emoemoemoemoe meo emo emo emoe meo | ||
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bsmd
Peru186 Posts
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
On February 06 2007 13:56 bsmd wrote: stars can u stop talking about u and ur suicidal confessions its every emo kid dream to be noticed about that matter in a big forum cause emos need attention etc. haha he never said a word about it. he DID post a picture of himself wearing eyeliner though, and I agree that's very bad! grrr | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
On February 06 2007 09:22 -_- wrote: Like most fags on TL.net I loved pokemon when I was kid. I also loved the first season of the show which played at 6:00 AM on channel 12. Anyways, I was (and still am) the kind of guy who can hold his piss for a 10 hour trip, but always pisses when he wants to get comfortable before relaxing and watching a football game or a sitcom or whatever... So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser. Just picture that. story is a lie!!! i dont believe you!!! but shit dude...fuckin i remember the show airing at 6am on the WB!! and freakin STARSHIP TROOPERS was on around that time too!! god damn i miss those days =/ | ||
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
On February 06 2007 14:06 Ethenielle wrote: haha he never said a word about it. he DID post a picture of himself wearing eyeliner though, and I agree that's very bad! grrr On September 17 2006 19:41 -Stars-Lzuruha- wrote: Im seriously emo, suicidal, many things t.t... | ||
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
On February 06 2007 13:56 bsmd wrote: stars can u stop talking about u and ur suicidal confessions its every emo kid dream to be noticed about that matter in a big forum cause emos need attention etc. That comment was posted back in September 2006 which was revived by bey just to make fun of him and you tell him to stop talk about it? You don't tell someone to 'stop talk about something' when that person said it only once like 5 months ago. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Fuck. | ||
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Ganfei1
China667 Posts
On February 06 2007 11:53 CaucasianAsian wrote: Ever have a nightmare while you sleep in class? I was sleeping during my Mid-Term and I had a nightmare of being chased by some huge animal. I fell off a cliff and right before I hit the ground I woke up and said "OH SHIT!" really, REALLY loud. I tried to pull it off as if I just understood something, but my teacher didn't believe me and I got saturday school now this week. Damn... What kind of school do you go to where there are midterms and saturday school, sounds like a college/highschool hybrid | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
On February 06 2007 14:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote: I like Brave Saint Saturn. Fuck. Tooth and Nail tends to sing such weirds bands, but they are ok . | ||
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bsmd
Peru186 Posts
On February 06 2007 14:40 1tym wrote: That comment was posted back in September 2006 which was revived by bey just to make fun of him and you tell him to stop talk about it? You don't tell someone to 'stop talk about something' when that person said it only once like 5 months ago. i like how u overanalize things in all of your posts and that was a joke i posted btw | ||
KizZBG
u gotta skate8152 Posts
On February 06 2007 09:22 -_- wrote: Like most fags on TL.net I loved pokemon when I was kid. I also loved the first season of the show which played at 6:00 AM on channel 12. Anyways, I was (and still am) the kind of guy who can hold his piss for a 10 hour trip, but always pisses when he wants to get comfortable before relaxing and watching a football game or a sitcom or whatever... So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser. Just picture that. ahahahahahahaha | ||
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
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bsmd
Peru186 Posts
nvm stay in topic | ||
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1tym
Korea (South)2425 Posts
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Gokey
United States2722 Posts
On February 06 2007 13:28 MyLostTemple wrote: i actually had fun beating final fantasy mystic quest on super nintendo. Omg, that's horrible... I wouldn't say that in a public forum if I were you =P | ||
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
and w/e it's ok i dont care i posted it once -.-.....dont worry i really dont mind when people make fun of me and stuff ;p its nothing new. and bey 8D <3 I lovers you :D | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11580 Posts
On February 06 2007 14:48 Ganfei wrote: What kind of school do you go to where there are midterms and saturday school, sounds like a college/highschool hybrid I'm taking AP classes, which are like college courses (counts as a college credit) through my high school. My teacher i guess wants to be just like a college professor or sumtin. IDK. but the midterm is half of the final exam grade. | ||
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SteelString
446 Posts
On February 06 2007 13:28 MyLostTemple wrote: \i actually had fun beating final fantasy mystic quest on super nintendo. LOL THIS POST WINS T _T; edit; I used to like playing it too. | ||
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