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On September 18 2006 15:17 Hot_Bid wrote:
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little did he know that i purposely mispelled taco bell "tako bell" with a "K" and he didn't notice, so in my mind it voided the contract. i told him that if there ever was a fast food chain called "tako bell" that i'd never go there.
damn, that is the mentality of my GF, she is so close to be an official retard lol :D
i once stole a friends Magic's huge deck from his school bag... Baron Senguir FTW !
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(don't like sex. have been with the love of my life (man) for 4 years.)
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On September 18 2006 12:35 Zooey wrote:LOL
spice girls are better metallica (IMO)
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On September 18 2006 12:31 IntoTheWow wrote:
I had a Spice Girls CD. My first CD was a Spice Girls CD.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with mah friends....
My dad's ex-girlfriend's daughter listened to them all the time and so they got me their CD for Christmas. Hey, I didn't as for it.
Edit: I actually crushed and burned it. That was a fun night.
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i take way to many drugs each day and maybe i got some disease for the 2 girl i fucked since 2 week .
im not happy about that and want to change my life and think about dont go out , dont open the door and dont talk to anyone for some months , only play starcraft each day .
im not sure but maybe im bisexual , i would dont care if someone good looking suck my cock , all other thing scare the shit out of me so im not sure i am or not .
and i like watch creepy movie , when the girl get raped and tortured , you see gore and all ,
i dont understand why i love that and can masturbate to something ugly like that , maybe i got something wrong in my head .
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Korea (South)11595 Posts
lol Leejungterran thats some crazy stuff...
I actually lost in a fight with a dead chicken when I was 4. I opened my freezer, and the frozen chicken knocked me out, and the police questioned my parents to see if they beat me...
I have not dated a girl since my first when she cried for a week because I broke up with her. I can't stand hurting someones' feelings like that again.
I have never done drugs, never smoked, never drank yet in my life.
I made up an imaginary friend, when I was little, just because my friend had an imaginary friend, I wanted to fit in with him.... I never saw mine...
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On September 18 2006 11:18 MyLittlePwny wrote:
Sometimes when i get outa the shower i stand infront of the full length mirror naked. I then tuck my penis in between my legs and talk to myself in a high pitched voice refering to myself as stephanie instead of steve. Enjoy.
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LMAO!?!?
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On September 18 2006 14:46 Hot_Bid wrote:
i love digging out lots of my smegma with my left hand, collecting it into a jar, letting it ferment until it has a lumpy, paste like consistency, then smearing it onto a sandwich and eating it for dinner
fucking sick...LOL!
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I always cry when my mascot dies
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I use to masterbate 24/7 until i got my first g.f O.o....which was in 9th grade now i might have aids ;(! or a couple of children
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Russian Federation4447 Posts
On September 18 2006 17:18 bine wrote:
(don't like sex. have been with the love of my life (man) for 4 years.)
You claim to be a girl?
The Zia incident proves once again there are no girls at teamliquid.
Confess now.
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I have no Idea what rofl means. Or ffs for that matter.
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rolling on the floor laughing
for fuck sake
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i really like the name lemonwalrus :o
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On September 18 2006 21:58 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I have no Idea what rofl means. Or ffs for that matter.
Same here...
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On September 18 2006 02:22 HeadBangaa wrote:
I got my front-left tooth knocked out at an Adolescents show a few years ago. I was standing a little away from some moshers, and a guy knockced me right in the face. I've had root canals on that tooth three times, and there is still perpetual pain in the tooth. And it's slightly discolored and crooked now, and I'm extremely self-conscious about smiling with teeth showing. The dentist says I need an implant but I can't afford it, they cost thousands of dollars. My 2-year girlfriend at the time dumped me a week after (for unrelated reasons), and I fell into depression. I dropped out of school for a semester and just piled. The only time I wasn't feeling horrible was when I was playing Starcraft; it kept my mind occupied. That's actually how I started getting into it a lot and eventually found this site.
I just reviewed this post and it sounds kinda pussy, unless you've ever suffered from depression; then you'd know how I felt.
I had a similar experience younger too but I got hit by a skateboard on the lips so I've always had a little hump (I think it's the right word,not sure) there that is hardly noticable now but it used to be pretty obvious back then and made me depressed.. I had a lot of problems also back then (personal problems,family problems,drug problems,school problems) but when I was on Starcraft I was forgetting about all that and felt good.
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Thanks hollow for the information, and OverTheUnder for the name compliment.
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On September 18 2006 20:50 Tien wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2006 17:18 bine wrote:
(don't like sex. have been with the love of my life (man) for 4 years.) You claim to be a girl? The Zia incident proves once again there are no girls at teamliquid. Confess now.
no, I'm not claiming to be a girl.
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On September 18 2006 13:56 Smurg wrote:Show nested quote +On September 18 2006 13:38 lololol wrote:On September 18 2006 12:52 DirtyBirD wrote:On September 18 2006 11:35 Hot_Bid wrote:
you're not breaking any laws but its still creepy and weird Fucking true that....I mean wtf dude!? Thats pretty sick, at least shoot for the girls who have some peach fuzz around the upright. LOL, they do have... Also the last one had 115 cm *(can't find the words... chest/breast tour/girt or something, whatever it is, you know what I mean), I'm not dating flatchested girls that still look like kids or something, a lot of 14 year olds are simply gorgeous, unleast in Bulgaria  Que? 14 year old girls can be attractive, it's just rude to stick your cock in them.
Well... they don't find it rude, they like it
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On September 18 2006 12:35 Zooey wrote:LOL
Its ok Agu my first cd was Britney Spears Oops i did it again. I still have it.
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