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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-26 15:17:50
June 26 2006 14:29 GMT
#1
"It's too high to eat grass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"

An old guy at work said that to me, and he's taunting me as we speak because I can't figure it out. I thought it might be a penis and hand feeding refers to masturbation, but the it's too high to eat grass makes no sense to me, neither does the "it's gotta be fed".

Help.

"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
June 26 2006 14:37 GMT
#2
a horse
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
June 26 2006 14:39 GMT
#3
he's telling you to get a ladder stop staring at him like a moron
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
June 26 2006 14:42 GMT
#4
what context was it in?
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22260 Posts
June 26 2006 14:44 GMT
#5
Australians are wierd.

ps: Steve answer your fucking phone.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 26 2006 14:44 GMT
#6
Why you talk to that old fool who didn't learn manner in all his life? Just ignore him
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
June 26 2006 15:12 GMT
#7
On June 26 2006 23:42 BlackJack wrote:
what context was it in?


He was just giving random sayins and riddles that make you think, crap like "Not all turkeys have feathers" and "It's not always dark at 6".

Old people piss me off.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Blind
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States2529 Posts
June 26 2006 15:16 GMT
#8
On June 26 2006 23:29 Energies wrote:
"It's too high to eat glass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"

An old guy at work said that to me, and he's taunting me as we speak because I can't figure it out. I thought it might be a penis and hand feeding refers to masturbation, but the it's too high to eat grass makes no sense to me, neither does the "it's gotta be fed".

Help.

Wait, so is it glass or grass?
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
June 26 2006 15:17 GMT
#9
omg.. it's grass, fucking typo.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7232 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-26 15:33:51
June 26 2006 15:32 GMT
#10
Still a penis.

-Just cuz it's too high to eat grass doesn't mean it actually does.
-Your penis has horny urges that have to be "fed".
-Masturbating is very tiring on your arms//We need the real thing eventually


Also, beware bending over in close proximity to the dirty old man.
ζ—₯本θͺžγŒεˆ†γ‹γ‚ŠγΎγ™γ‹
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
June 26 2006 18:23 GMT
#11
Brush Fire? It eats everything in its path, only the grass recovers?
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
June 26 2006 22:49 GMT
#12
The fact the first answer you could think of involved a penis and masturbation is a bit disturbing.
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-26 22:55:26
June 26 2006 22:54 GMT
#13
"It's too high to eat grass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"

edit: kuala??
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-26 23:03:36
June 26 2006 23:03 GMT
#14
a giraffe !!!!!!!111111111

or

an old man!
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
June 26 2006 23:06 GMT
#15
well, my first instinct was to say a giraffe but i think thats probably what Energies tried as well. Also, giraffes have no problem bending down to eat grass, it merely says 'its too high to eat grass, but its gotta be fed'

all we know is that its living above the ground (like a kuala)
actually, it probably doesnt eat grass.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
June 26 2006 23:15 GMT
#16
On June 26 2006 23:37 Yuljan wrote:
a horse


O_O

WTF do horses eat in germany? Do they strech and pick fruit out of trees?
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11599 Posts
June 26 2006 23:15 GMT
#17
a bird in a cage? they can't get down to the ground to eat the grass
it has to eat of course...
and no one wants to keep their hand in a cage the whole time...
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
June 26 2006 23:16 GMT
#18
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
June 26 2006 23:18 GMT
#19
Koallas sleep for much of the day, so the hand feeding can only be sustained for so long part makes sense
zrucrem
Profile Joined September 2005
Afghanistan425 Posts
June 26 2006 23:35 GMT
#20
australia aint weird.. hes just weird
:D?!
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