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"It's too high to eat grass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"
An old guy at work said that to me, and he's taunting me as we speak because I can't figure it out. I thought it might be a penis and hand feeding refers to masturbation, but the it's too high to eat grass makes no sense to me, neither does the "it's gotta be fed".
Help.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
he's telling you to get a ladder stop staring at him like a moron
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Baltimore, USA22247 Posts
Australians are wierd.
ps: Steve answer your fucking phone.
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Why you talk to that old fool who didn't learn manner in all his life? Just ignore him
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On June 26 2006 23:42 BlackJack wrote: what context was it in?
He was just giving random sayins and riddles that make you think, crap like "Not all turkeys have feathers" and "It's not always dark at 6".
Old people piss me off.
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On June 26 2006 23:29 Energies wrote: "It's too high to eat glass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"
An old guy at work said that to me, and he's taunting me as we speak because I can't figure it out. I thought it might be a penis and hand feeding refers to masturbation, but the it's too high to eat grass makes no sense to me, neither does the "it's gotta be fed".
Help.
Wait, so is it glass or grass?
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omg.. it's grass, fucking typo.
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Still a penis.
-Just cuz it's too high to eat grass doesn't mean it actually does. -Your penis has horny urges that have to be "fed". -Masturbating is very tiring on your arms//We need the real thing eventually
Also, beware bending over in close proximity to the dirty old man.
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
Brush Fire? It eats everything in its path, only the grass recovers?
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The fact the first answer you could think of involved a penis and masturbation is a bit disturbing.
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"It's too high to eat grass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"
edit: kuala??
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a giraffe !!!!!!!111111111
or
an old man!
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well, my first instinct was to say a giraffe but i think thats probably what Energies tried as well. Also, giraffes have no problem bending down to eat grass, it merely says 'its too high to eat grass, but its gotta be fed'
all we know is that its living above the ground (like a kuala) actually, it probably doesnt eat grass.
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On June 26 2006 23:37 Yuljan wrote: a horse
O_O
WTF do horses eat in germany? Do they strech and pick fruit out of trees?
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Korea (South)11568 Posts
a bird in a cage? they can't get down to the ground to eat the grass it has to eat of course... and no one wants to keep their hand in a cage the whole time...
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Koallas sleep for much of the day, so the hand feeding can only be sustained for so long part makes sense
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australia aint weird.. hes just weird
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