What does this mean, it's driving me crazy.

On June 26 2006 23:42 BlackJack wrote:
what context was it in?

On June 26 2006 23:29 Energies wrote:
"It's too high to eat glass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"

An old guy at work said that to me, and he's taunting me as we speak because I can't figure it out. I thought it might be a penis and hand feeding refers to masturbation, but the it's too high to eat grass makes no sense to me, neither does the "it's gotta be fed".

Help.

On June 26 2006 23:37 Yuljan wrote:
a horse

On June 27 2006 08:06 sdpgposd wrote:
well, my first instinct was to say a giraffe but i think thats probably what Energies tried as well. Also, giraffes have no problem bending down to eat grass, it merely says 'its too high to eat grass, but its gotta be fed'

all we know is that its living above the ground (like a kuala)
actually, it probably doesnt eat grass.

On June 27 2006 08:16 Jathin wrote:
Seems to me like it's a metaphor for a goal that's hard to accomplish and you need to seek an alternative route to solve. The cow, I suppose, is too high off the ground to eat grass - yet it needs to be fed -- there lies the problem. Hand feeding it can only be sustained for a short period of time (your arm gets tired, whatever) -- so you need to seek an alternative route to feeding it.

On June 27 2006 08:42 InToTheWannaB wrote:
You sure they can bend down to eat grass?

On June 30 2006 13:10 Aileon wrote:
It sounds like a horse or something that is too high off of the ground to reach down to eat the grass, and it needs to be fed, but letting it eat out of your palm every time it needs food isn't really applicable or feasible.

On June 27 2006 00:32 nova_442 wrote:
Still a penis.

-Just cuz it's too high to eat grass doesn't mean it actually does.
-Your penis has horny urges that have to be "fed".
-Masturbating is very tiring on your arms//We need the real thing eventually


Also, beware bending over in close proximity to the dirty old man.

On June 30 2006 18:09 ahk-gosu wrote:
tell him that not all old men will have their teeth in 5 seconds.

then glare at him.

then leave.

On June 26 2006 23:29 Energies wrote:
"It's too high to eat grass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"

An old guy at work said that to me, and he's taunting me as we speak because I can't figure it out. I thought it might be a penis and hand feeding refers to masturbation, but the it's too high to eat grass makes no sense to me, neither does the "it's gotta be fed".

Help.

On July 05 2007 10:10 atarianimo wrote:
Can someone please translate what Joarz is saying? He kinda fogged the joint up.

On July 05 2007 10:22 boghat wrote:
What I want to know is how Joarz found this thread in the first place..

On July 05 2007 17:31 Joarz wrote:
~~~~~~~JOARZ~~~~~~~

On July 05 2007 18:13 ieatkids5 wrote:

I know it's not logical, but people ending their posts like this pisses me off.
Except when Mynock does it, but that's probably because he's been here for a while and is a good poster.
Reminds me of "Feurbach out" lol.

On June 27 2006 07:49 sith wrote:
The fact the first answer you could think of involved a penis and masturbation is a bit disturbing.

On June 26 2006 23:29 Energies wrote:
"It's too high to eat grass, but it's gotta be fed, and hand feeding can only be sustained for a short period of time"

On July 05 2007 17:31 Joarz wrote:

"cutting the grass" has nothing to do with "too high to eat grass".
In fact it refers to the act of "horizontal limbo" or "giving the ferrett a run",
what evolutionists know as "copulation" :-)

On July 05 2007 20:52 Smurg wrote:
You are a discredit to the entire nation of Australia.

On July 05 2007 20:52 Smurg wrote:
You are a discredit to the entire nation of Australia.