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United States12235 Posts
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/05/01/Southpinellas/The_odd_case_of_a_nak.shtml
This is one real "what the fuck" story. 22-year-old girl is babysitting a 4-year-old boy. The 4-year-old wants to watch James Bond, he wants to watch Die Another Day. The mom says that's fine, "but fast-forward through the inappropriate parts." She leaves. The babysitter is fast-forwarding through some parts of the movie, when a sex scene pops on (the one with Halle Berry). The 4-year-old sees it. He demands to see the babysitter naked.
Now, if you were any sensible girl babysitter, what would you say? Maybe NO? Oh no. This girl says "teeheehee okay lolz" and starts taking off her blouse, bra, pants, panties, and Burkenstocks (how did I know she'd have Burkenstocks?). She lays down on the couch and places the 4-year-old between her legs. The kid leans over so he has his hands on her stomach. Then he starts poking at her breasts. He then moves his hand down and starts fondling her privates. What the fuck!
Anyway around this time, mom comes home. The curtains were drawn so it was dark, and she said it took a little while for her eyes to adjust. The babysitter is saying "omg omg omg" as she grabs her clothes and the 4-year-old jumps down to hide. So the babysitter knew it was wrong, the 4-year-old (4-YEAR-OLD!!) knew it was wrong!
Wow ... just ... wow.
In before "lol lucky kid wish that was my babysitter".
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lol lucky kid wish that was my babysitter
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shes 23??? ew...
why is it the weird sexual things that happen never seem to happen with any good looking people
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Wow ... just ... wow
couldn't have said better O_o
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damn that was like my 4 year old fantasy..till i saw her pic
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sad how all u can say/do is judge her on her looks, how 'hot' you think she is. : [
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If this kid is talking girls out of their panties as a 4-year-old, I can only imagine him as an adult.  Much props.
As for his mommy: [The mother,] a gynecologist, ...walked in on [the babysitter] and her son - and she can't get the image out of her head. Neither can I.
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The 4 year old kid spits mad game is my guess.
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Later that night, Slicker called the boy's parents from jail. Could they post her bail?
"We were dumbfounded," the father said. "We said "Sarah, you need to call your parents. We can't talk anymore.' "
OMG what a stupid stupid person
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she looks like Viktor Yushchenko
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On May 02 2005 22:16 Anti wrote:
shes 23??? ew...
why is it the weird sexual things that happen never seem to happen with any good looking people
In America, most of the young high school teachers banging teenage boys over the past few years are hotter than the average woman, no question.
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On May 02 2005 22:25 Zerius[TPR] wrote:
she looks like Viktor Yushchenko
I was just thinking the exact same thing 0.o
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On May 02 2005 22:31 Anti wrote:I was just thinking the exact same thing 0.o
I was thinking after he got poisoned and disfigured
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thats fricken hillarious, keep us inforned Ex.
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She has no fucking eyebrows.
WHY DO WOMEN INSIST ON FUCKING WITH THEIR EYEBROWS UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD? WHY???????????????????????
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weird... haha intreasting story tho...
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On May 02 2005 22:40 Chris307 wrote:
She has no fucking eyebrows.
WHY DO WOMEN INSIST ON FUCKING WITH THEIR EYEBROWS UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD? WHY???????????????????????
ditto o__o,
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is awesome32269 Posts
That kid's aka is dronebabo
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On May 02 2005 22:56 Jathin wrote:Show nested quote +On May 02 2005 22:40 Chris307 wrote:
She has no fucking eyebrows.
WHY DO WOMEN INSIST ON FUCKING WITH THEIR EYEBROWS UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD? WHY??????????????????????? Yeah. Nevermind the fact that she let a 4 year old boy fondle her. What's with the fucking eyebrows that's so weird!!
The boy isn't scarred for life, because the general society isn't really opposed to grown women letting little boys play with their boobies. I'm not gonna try to explain why we've applied this double-standard between men and women, but it's there and because of it the boy will be perfectly fine. The wonders of psychology!
But as for those EYEBROWS..............
Somebody needs to start a petition and get it signed by the president or something. The "Women Please Stop Fucking With Your Eyebrows" petition. I want to solve this mystery. What goes on inside a woman's mind as she's plucking her fucking eyebrows out one by one until they're entirely gone, just to draw them back in with a fucking pencil?
That's it, the petition starts now
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i wish my babysitters were that cool when i was growing up. i have to make girls fall in love with me before they will let me do that. or be really drunk. or just horny. but those winners get snatched up so quickly.
some parts just aren't meant to be evaluated on their own. if you think too much about eyebrows they just never look right. they're disturbing no matter what. of course, some make the face disturbing in general. it's a dialectical relationship of sorts.
Feuerbach out
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sweet jesus
edit: the newspaper article is pretty heavily biased in the nanny's defense. granted, the boy was probably a little deviant, but seriously, if a four year old "demanded" of me to take off my clothes, i would have thrown his ass in his room and called his parents.
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On May 02 2005 23:00 IntoTheWow wrote:
That kid's aka is dronebabo
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rofl
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i don't think you all realise how hard it can be to handle a child. sometimes people just give in. i see it all the time. at least, i wish i did. usually takes a few beers. maybe she was drunk? she kind of looks like the kind of proletariat that would have a few beers in her. and in your American culture children are so hypersexed with all the crasy advertisements and the teaching of condoms in schools and whatnot. i would blame your society, not this woman or this child. he is just realising what every 4 year old wishes they knew to wish for. and what ugly woman doesn't want some positive attention? it obviously wasn't sexual. a 4 year old does not have that kind of sexuality.
this story is important because it highlights how we sexualise nudity even when it is a 4 year old child. it is our minds that interpret this sexually and fear somehow that the 4 year old was sexual. it is because we repress sexual feelings of our own when they are "inappropriate." every true man knows what this is about, at the least. when we experience that erection that just isn't right. when we think of the wrong thing when we are experiencing sexual pleasure. don't deny this. denying this is what causes us to project sexuality onto 4 year olds like we do when we hear of this story.
Feuerbach out
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On May 03 2005 01:11 Feuerbach wrote:
i don't think you all realise how hard it can be to handle a child. sometimes people just give in. i see it all the time. at least, i wish i did. usually takes a few beers. maybe she was drunk? she kind of looks like the kind of proletariat that would have a few beers in her. and in your American culture children are so hypersexed with all the crasy advertisements and the teaching of condoms in schools and whatnot. i would blame your society, not this woman or this child. he is just realising what every 4 year old wishes they knew to wish for. and what ugly woman doesn't want some positive attention? it obviously wasn't sexual. a 4 year old does not have that kind of sexuality.
this story is important because it highlights how we sexualise nudity even when it is a 4 year old child. it is our minds that interpret this sexually and fear somehow that the 4 year old was sexual. it is because we repress sexual feelings of our own when they are "inappropriate." every true man knows what this is about, at the least. when we experience that erection that just isn't right. when we think of the wrong thing when we are experiencing sexual pleasure. don't deny this. denying this is what causes us to project sexuality onto 4 year olds like we do when we hear of this story.
Feuerbach out
You are not Freud. You are not american. You do not know jack about sexuality in a 4 year old. You do not know the details of the story. So why, by god,
and in your American culture children are so hypersexed with all the crasy advertisements and the teaching of condoms in schools and whatnot. i would blame your society, not this woman or this child
do you post this shit. I rarely see Americans come up and criticize european society in a serious manner, yet you folks think it's all right to come in these threads with half-baked theories on why we are all such bastard infidel, sexually repressed pedophiles. seriously, shut the fuck up.
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You don't have to be Freud to know how to read.
Your post is dripping with the guilt of your culture.
Feuerbach out
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On May 03 2005 01:11 Feuerbach wrote:
relatively good post except for...
Feuerbach out
I see a lot of your posts and they are well thought out and everything, PLEASE stop doing the "Feuerbach out" thing. It may be your own trademark or something, but it is SO annoying and geekly even on an SC board that I kindly must ask you to stop.
--end of transmission
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On May 03 2005 02:50 exalted wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2005 01:11 Feuerbach wrote:
relatively good post except for...
Feuerbach out I see a lot of your posts and they are well thought out and everything, PLEASE stop doing the "Feuerbach out" thing. It may be your own trademark or something, but it is SO annoying and geekly even on an SC board that I kindly must ask you to stop. --end of transmission
I wouldn't want someone to mistakenly think my post wasn't over.
Feuerbach out
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Feuerbach, in every thread I've seen you post in, you are denoting this-and-that to negative American steroeptypes; try thinking for a change. It's almost as stupid and annoying as the footer you tag at the end of all your posts.
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By the way, this thread gave me a chubby
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Yea, she is ugly but she gained like 30 pounds didnt she? Anyway, I believe the nanny. How can you say no to some 4year-old with big eyes... T.T
edit: i dont like the 5yr old at all. he asked her to do it, and she did it. now that shes in prison for it, he says she was bad.
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Norway28589 Posts
On May 03 2005 02:52 Feuerbach wrote:
I wouldn't want someone to mistakenly think my post wasn't over.
Feuerbach out
hahahahhahahahhahah
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Sweden33719 Posts
On May 03 2005 02:25 camooT wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2005 01:11 Feuerbach wrote:
i don't think you all realise how hard it can be to handle a child. sometimes people just give in. i see it all the time. at least, i wish i did. usually takes a few beers. maybe she was drunk? she kind of looks like the kind of proletariat that would have a few beers in her. and in your American culture children are so hypersexed with all the crasy advertisements and the teaching of condoms in schools and whatnot. i would blame your society, not this woman or this child. he is just realising what every 4 year old wishes they knew to wish for. and what ugly woman doesn't want some positive attention? it obviously wasn't sexual. a 4 year old does not have that kind of sexuality.
this story is important because it highlights how we sexualise nudity even when it is a 4 year old child. it is our minds that interpret this sexually and fear somehow that the 4 year old was sexual. it is because we repress sexual feelings of our own when they are "inappropriate." every true man knows what this is about, at the least. when we experience that erection that just isn't right. when we think of the wrong thing when we are experiencing sexual pleasure. don't deny this. denying this is what causes us to project sexuality onto 4 year olds like we do when we hear of this story.
Feuerbach out You are not Freud. You are not american. You do not know jack about sexuality in a 4 year old. You do not know the details of the story. So why, by god, Show nested quote +and in your American culture children are so hypersexed with all the crasy advertisements and the teaching of condoms in schools and whatnot. i would blame your society, not this woman or this child do you post this shit. I rarely see Americans come up and criticize european society in a serious manner, yet you folks think it's all right to come in these threads with half-baked theories on why we are all such bastard infidel, sexually repressed pedophiles. seriously, shut the fuck up.
Are you saying America ISN'T oversexed? It's not like the rest of the world isn't, just not as much.. We'll catch up eventually-_-;
Watching Bond at 4.. Yeah, whatever, sure I watched it at like 6 or 7 but I wasn't exactly allowed to (friends house) but 4.. He's fucking 4 I dont think I knew James Bond existed then (well maybe as a name..).
That kid sounds really fucking horrible, he's probably too intelligent for his own good -_-
That babysitter apparently has the will power of a....a... I don't even fucking know what to put here but she's fucking retarded whatever way you slice it.
"Yeah so his mother wanted me to fast forward through the sex stuff in this movie, hm.. Can't let him go without some boobs, I'll just give him a private showing!!!!!!!!111oneoneoneoen".
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You assume I am not thinking because you do not like my thoughts? How American of you.
Feuerbach out
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Feuerbach is a comedic genius
And like most comedians, now that he knows we like his material, he will crumble under the pressure to create new and original but still funny material, and slowly fade into the shadows
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Please, remember that a philosopher who lived in the 19th century was called Feuerbach.
And for the actual Feuerbach, why don't you just end your posts with "end", as if when we read them we were watching a movie.
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On May 03 2005 03:54 Feuerbach wrote:
You assume I am not thinking because you do not like my thoughts? How American of you.
Feuerbach out rofl
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Man when i was little, my babysitter was MAD hot. I don't wish that this had happened back then, but I'd like to meet up with her now and give her a halla
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rofl Feuerbach.... though hes not as funny as casp is.
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Picture of babysiter?
rofl
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omfg.... it was such a beautyfull story... and then the PICTURE.... she's fucking uglly!... yach... this spoiles my dinner 
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On May 03 2005 03:54 Feuerbach wrote:
You assume I am not thinking because you do not like my thoughts? How American of you.
Feuerbach out
lol why do you hate americans? just curious cos i do too
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My friend did his babysitter, so unfair some people have all the luck
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k i read german guy's posts
haha
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fuck, feuerbach
du bist peinlich :>
shut up ~~
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On May 03 2005 03:26 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Watching Bond at 4.. Yeah, whatever, sure I watched it at like 6 or 7 but I wasn't exactly allowed to (friends house) but 4.. He's fucking 4 I dont think I knew James Bond existed then (well maybe as a name..).
Most James Bond movies are rated PG. There's nothing wrong with them. Shit, I was watching Terminator, and Predator when I was five, but I knew it wasn't real, so there was no problem.
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On May 03 2005 03:54 Feuerbach wrote:
You assume I am not thinking because you do not like my thoughts? How American of you.
Feuerbach out
why don't you just put it in your sig, instead of repeating it in each post you're making
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hahaha this thread rocks =]
On May 03 2005 02:49 Feuerbach wrote:
Your post is dripping with the guilt of your culture.
lmao =]
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On May 02 2005 22:21 LumberJack wrote:
sad how all u can say/do is judge her on her looks, how 'hot' you think she is. : [
maybe cuz we're gamers, and just plain men, so we think with our dicks b4 anything.
that bitch looks like she's 40, i think they said she was 22 to make it sound hotter, i was kinda getting into the story untill i saw her pic.
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Feuerbach shut the hell up you're getting really annoying
btw I didnt realize that was a picture of the babysitter cause she looked like fucking 50 and I thought that was the kid's mother =\
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babysitter was lol lucky my kid that wish
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Norway28589 Posts
On May 03 2005 08:50 chicken` wrote:
babysitter was lol lucky my kid that wish
say you what did?
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On May 03 2005 08:50 chicken` wrote:
babysitter was lol lucky my kid that wish
Wish that was my babysitter lol lucky kid ?
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On May 03 2005 08:58 Liquid`Drone wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2005 08:50 chicken` wrote:
babysitter was lol lucky my kid that wish say you what did?
hehe when Erwin did it to lamer was funny~ but this is just copied yo! t.t
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Was Feuerbach yet another incarnation of STIMEY?
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Norway28589 Posts
doomer when yoda did it in starwars it was funny but when erwin copied it it was not
there's always someone who does something "first".
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On May 03 2005 10:33 Liquid`Drone wrote:
doomer when yoda did it in starwars it was funny but when erwin copied it it was not
there's always someone who does something "first".
ya well this just cheapens it even more! :D
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wow this is a brilliant thread
and according to freud, 4 years old is the phallic stage
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On May 03 2005 07:55 SickofLife wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2005 03:26 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Watching Bond at 4.. Yeah, whatever, sure I watched it at like 6 or 7 but I wasn't exactly allowed to (friends house) but 4.. He's fucking 4 I dont think I knew James Bond existed then (well maybe as a name..).
Most James Bond movies are rated PG. There's nothing wrong with them. Shit, I was watching Terminator, and Predator when I was five, but I knew it wasn't real, so there was no problem.
Dunno what PG means. But all the ones up to uh.. the one coming out around 2000.. Whatever, they were all rated 15+ ;o
Which I don't think is necceessary but.. 5? FIVE?
.. I think it sounds fucked up but that's just me +_+
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On May 03 2005 10:55 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Which I don't think is necceessary but.. 5? FIVE?
.. I think it sounds fucked up but that's just me +_+
Sounds fucked up here too. Hell.
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alot of chicks/women are total nubs at eyebrows...you see it every day walking down the street
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Norway28589 Posts
PG is an acronym for parental guidance ; as in children younger than the indicated age should be guided by their parents.
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as in the young boy was guided by his babysitter
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ahahaha this thread rocks
its fucking sick i read the first sentence of the first post and stopped reading and thought "i dont need to read any more of this" but then kept reading and laughed out loud at several parts 
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On May 03 2005 13:13 camooT wrote:
Faggot euro humor.
I'm impressed.
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On May 03 2005 13:13 camooT wrote:
Faggot euro humor.
I looked at ur post, then pressed back and then i went forward again cuz i thought u were american and wanted to make sure, and EUREKA. U are.
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On May 03 2005 13:58 DooMeR wrote:I looked at ur post, then pressed back and then i went forward again cuz i thought u were american and wanted to make sure, and EUREKA. U are.
you would be funny if you hadn't copy-pasted veg's post from the other thread
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i didn't copy paste it, and thats the point. :o That i said same thing he did.
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From the recap I'd say this kid is nothing of the innocent sort he pretends to be. He must be a experienced serial babysitter-molester!
considering all the clues: the way he times his request (right after a sex scene in the 007 flick) to make his physical desire look like infant curiosity. the way he applies psychological pressures on the worn out young lady. the way he touch all the bases in the most logical order. the way he hides himself after he's busted... kid is an expert. this is only the first time he's caught, after having scored probably a dozen times already.
I'd give this kid some reaaaaal interrogations to help him remember what he's done.
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AWWW, AMERICANS ARE STOOPID AND SEXY, ROFLCOPTER!!!11!!!!
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On May 03 2005 10:55 FrozenArbiter wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2005 07:55 SickofLife wrote:On May 03 2005 03:26 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Watching Bond at 4.. Yeah, whatever, sure I watched it at like 6 or 7 but I wasn't exactly allowed to (friends house) but 4.. He's fucking 4 I dont think I knew James Bond existed then (well maybe as a name..).
Most James Bond movies are rated PG. There's nothing wrong with them. Shit, I was watching Terminator, and Predator when I was five, but I knew it wasn't real, so there was no problem. Dunno what PG means. But all the ones up to uh.. the one coming out around 2000.. Whatever, they were all rated 15+ ;o Which I don't think is necceessary but.. 5? FIVE? .. I think it sounds fucked up but that's just me +_+
Yeah, what Drone said is what PG means. However, I should also say this: PG is a step above G, which is general audience, or for all ages. It's not as bad as a PG13 where you must be 13 or older to enter the movie without an adult. Basically, it's intended for kids from 5 on. So, yeah, it's not THAT bad. As long as the kid knows it's not reality, I think it's fine. The parents should be monitoring what he sees, anyhow, so they should know if it's too bad for their kids to watch.
I see no problem in it, but this discussion is for another thread.
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On May 03 2005 14:13 SoL.Origin wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2005 13:58 DooMeR wrote:On May 03 2005 13:13 camooT wrote:
Faggot euro humor. I looked at ur post, then pressed back and then i went forward again cuz i thought u were american and wanted to make sure, and EUREKA. U are. you would be funny if you hadn't copy-pasted veg's post from the other thread
More faggot euro humor.
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is awesome32269 Posts
CEPT OROGINS NOT FROM EURO LOLZ'
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On May 03 2005 10:33 Liquid`Drone wrote:
doomer when yoda did it in starwars it was funny but when erwin copied it it was not
there's always someone who does something "first".
Kind of makes you wonder why people still post catch phrases like "i'd hit it"...grasping at straws for their sinful uncreativity?
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On May 03 2005 15:43 MoltkeWarding wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2005 10:33 Liquid`Drone wrote:
doomer when yoda did it in starwars it was funny but when erwin copied it it was not
there's always someone who does something "first". Kind of makes you wonder why people still post catch phrases like "i'd hit it"...grasping at straws for their sinful uncreativity?
I would hit it. Hard.
Also, faggot canadian humor.
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camooT, share yours!
Oh, that was humor.
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OMFG, wow.... I don't even know what to say.
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Kid has skills, Feuerbach has arrogance.
Americans, like myself, are not phased by 007 at 4 because we are better than everyone else.
And by the way, I'd hit it.
[Edit: Pardon my American humor]
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I hate philophers, they've caused people like our Feuerbach.
People who've read what any philosopher has written think they are as smart as the philosopher, and start acting like them. In reality, they are complete dumbasses who believe any sentence with a long word in it.
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
I totally agree: what the hell is wrong with women who PULL THEIR EYEBROWS OUT ONE BY ONE and then DRAW THEM BACK ON?! They must get their beliefs and opinions from retarded friends and magazines who consult macho dumbasses to determine what men look for in (or should I say "on") a woman. Honestly, how many people here actually find Crayola eyebrows attractive?
As for the topic at hand, from the kid's perspective I don't think it's as big as a deal as it could have been. It sounds like his parents may have already screwed him up, judging from his past behaviour around the babysitter (e.g. grabbing at her breasts).
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On May 03 2005 16:03 Shiv wrote:
camooT, share yours!
Oh, that was humor.
I hope that wasn't the best example of French wit you have.
Philosophy is a way for reductionist minds to reduce everything into manageable pieces.
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If your 4 years old and you get with an older women, ugly or not, peroid...your pretty damn skillful.
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On May 03 2005 16:27 ihatett wrote:
I hate philophers, they've caused people like our Feuerbach.
People who've read what any philosopher has written think they are as smart as the philosopher, and start acting like them. In reality, they are complete dumbasses who believe any sentence with a long word in it.
i tought ppl absorbed nietzche's superpowers by osmosis
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On May 03 2005 14:23 longer_23 wrote:
From the recap I'd say this kid is nothing of the innocent sort he pretends to be. He must be a experienced serial babysitter-molester!
considering all the clues: the way he times his request (right after a sex scene in the 007 flick) to make his physical desire look like infant curiosity. the way he applies psychological pressures on the worn out young lady. the way he touch all the bases in the most logical order. the way he hides himself after he's busted... kid is an expert. this is only the first time he's caught, after having scored probably a dozen times already.
I'd give this kid some reaaaaal interrogations to help him remember what he's done.
rofl ! "to make his physical desire look like infant curiosity."
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On May 03 2005 16:27 ihatett wrote:
I hate philophers, they've caused people like our Feuerbach.
People who've read what any philosopher has written think they are as smart as the philosopher, and start acting like them. In reality, they are complete dumbasses who believe any sentence with a long word in it.
LOL ok
stop hanging out with 12 year olds.
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