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United States12235 Posts
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/05/01/Southpinellas/The_odd_case_of_a_nak.shtml
This is one real "what the fuck" story. 22-year-old girl is babysitting a 4-year-old boy. The 4-year-old wants to watch James Bond, he wants to watch Die Another Day. The mom says that's fine, "but fast-forward through the inappropriate parts." She leaves. The babysitter is fast-forwarding through some parts of the movie, when a sex scene pops on (the one with Halle Berry). The 4-year-old sees it. He demands to see the babysitter naked.
Now, if you were any sensible girl babysitter, what would you say? Maybe NO? Oh no. This girl says "teeheehee okay lolz" and starts taking off her blouse, bra, pants, panties, and Burkenstocks (how did I know she'd have Burkenstocks?). She lays down on the couch and places the 4-year-old between her legs. The kid leans over so he has his hands on her stomach. Then he starts poking at her breasts. He then moves his hand down and starts fondling her privates. What the fuck!
Anyway around this time, mom comes home. The curtains were drawn so it was dark, and she said it took a little while for her eyes to adjust. The babysitter is saying "omg omg omg" as she grabs her clothes and the 4-year-old jumps down to hide. So the babysitter knew it was wrong, the 4-year-old (4-YEAR-OLD!!) knew it was wrong!
Wow ... just ... wow.
In before "lol lucky kid wish that was my babysitter".
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lol lucky kid wish that was my babysitter
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shes 23??? ew...
why is it the weird sexual things that happen never seem to happen with any good looking people
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Wow ... just ... wow
couldn't have said better O_o
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damn that was like my 4 year old fantasy..till i saw her pic
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sad how all u can say/do is judge her on her looks, how 'hot' you think she is. : [
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If this kid is talking girls out of their panties as a 4-year-old, I can only imagine him as an adult.  Much props.
As for his mommy: [The mother,] a gynecologist, ...walked in on [the babysitter] and her son - and she can't get the image out of her head. Neither can I.
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The 4 year old kid spits mad game is my guess.
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Later that night, Slicker called the boy's parents from jail. Could they post her bail?
"We were dumbfounded," the father said. "We said "Sarah, you need to call your parents. We can't talk anymore.' "
OMG what a stupid stupid person
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she looks like Viktor Yushchenko
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On May 02 2005 22:16 Anti wrote:
shes 23??? ew...
why is it the weird sexual things that happen never seem to happen with any good looking people
In America, most of the young high school teachers banging teenage boys over the past few years are hotter than the average woman, no question.
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On May 02 2005 22:25 Zerius[TPR] wrote:
she looks like Viktor Yushchenko
I was just thinking the exact same thing 0.o
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On May 02 2005 22:31 Anti wrote:I was just thinking the exact same thing 0.o
I was thinking after he got poisoned and disfigured
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thats fricken hillarious, keep us inforned Ex.
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She has no fucking eyebrows.
WHY DO WOMEN INSIST ON FUCKING WITH THEIR EYEBROWS UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD? WHY???????????????????????
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weird... haha intreasting story tho...
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On May 02 2005 22:40 Chris307 wrote:
She has no fucking eyebrows.
WHY DO WOMEN INSIST ON FUCKING WITH THEIR EYEBROWS UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD? WHY???????????????????????
ditto o__o,
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EPT![[image loading]](http://www.sptimes.com/2005/05/01/images/nanny-300.jpg)
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