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HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
May 03 2005 01:31 GMT
#61
Was Feuerbach yet another incarnation of STIMEY?
If it were not so, I would have told you.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28916 Posts
May 03 2005 01:33 GMT
#62
doomer when yoda did it in starwars it was funny but when erwin copied it it was not

there's always someone who does something "first".
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DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
May 03 2005 01:35 GMT
#63
On May 03 2005 10:33 Liquid`Drone wrote:
doomer when yoda did it in starwars it was funny but when erwin copied it it was not

there's always someone who does something "first".

ya well this just cheapens it even more! :D
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
May 03 2005 01:47 GMT
#64
wow this is a brilliant thread
and according to freud, 4 years old is the phallic stage
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33723 Posts
May 03 2005 01:55 GMT
#65
On May 03 2005 07:55 SickofLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2005 03:26 FrozenArbiter wrote:

Watching Bond at 4.. Yeah, whatever, sure I watched it at like 6 or 7 but I wasn't exactly allowed to (friends house) but 4.. He's fucking 4 I dont think I knew James Bond existed then (well maybe as a name..).




Most James Bond movies are rated PG. There's nothing wrong with them. Shit, I was watching Terminator, and Predator when I was five, but I knew it wasn't real, so there was no problem.

Dunno what PG means. But all the ones up to uh.. the one coming out around 2000.. Whatever, they were all rated 15+ ;o

Which I don't think is necceessary but.. 5? FIVE?

.. I think it sounds fucked up but that's just me +_+
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
Shiv
Profile Joined July 2003
France447 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-03 02:11:41
May 03 2005 02:11 GMT
#66
On May 03 2005 10:55 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Which I don't think is necceessary but.. 5? FIVE?

.. I think it sounds fucked up but that's just me +_+

Sounds fucked up here too. Hell.
whats the rumpling?
fEAthEr
Profile Joined July 2004
Canada482 Posts
May 03 2005 02:24 GMT
#67
alot of chicks/women are total nubs at eyebrows...you see it every day walking down the street
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28916 Posts
May 03 2005 02:44 GMT
#68
PG is an acronym for parental guidance ; as in children younger than the indicated age should be guided by their parents.
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Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
May 03 2005 02:59 GMT
#69
as in the young boy was guided by his babysitter
SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
May 03 2005 04:02 GMT
#70
ahahaha this thread rocks

its fucking sick i read the first sentence of the first post and stopped reading and thought "i dont need to read any more of this" but then kept reading and laughed out loud at several parts
Son Of Law
camooT
Profile Joined October 2004
United States1354 Posts
May 03 2005 04:13 GMT
#71
Faggot euro humor.
Shiv
Profile Joined July 2003
France447 Posts
May 03 2005 04:22 GMT
#72
On May 03 2005 13:13 camooT wrote:
Faggot euro humor.

I'm impressed.
whats the rumpling?
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
May 03 2005 04:58 GMT
#73
On May 03 2005 13:13 camooT wrote:
Faggot euro humor.


I looked at ur post, then pressed back and then i went forward again cuz i thought u were american and wanted to make sure, and EUREKA. U are.
SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
May 03 2005 05:13 GMT
#74
On May 03 2005 13:58 DooMeR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2005 13:13 camooT wrote:
Faggot euro humor.


I looked at ur post, then pressed back and then i went forward again cuz i thought u were american and wanted to make sure, and EUREKA. U are.

you would be funny if you hadn't copy-pasted veg's post from the other thread
Son Of Law
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
May 03 2005 05:21 GMT
#75
i didn't copy paste it, and thats the point. :o That i said same thing he did.
longer_23
Profile Joined April 2004
China299 Posts
May 03 2005 05:23 GMT
#76
From the recap I'd say this kid is nothing of the innocent sort he pretends to be. He must be a experienced serial babysitter-molester!
considering all the clues: the way he times his request (right after a sex scene in the 007 flick) to make his physical desire look like infant curiosity. the way he applies psychological pressures on the worn out young lady. the way he touch all the bases in the most logical order. the way he hides himself after he's busted... kid is an expert. this is only the first time he's caught, after having scored probably a dozen times already.
I'd give this kid some reaaaaal interrogations to help him remember what he's done.

HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
May 03 2005 06:15 GMT
#77
AWWW, AMERICANS ARE STOOPID AND SEXY, ROFLCOPTER!!!11!!!!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
May 03 2005 06:17 GMT
#78
On May 03 2005 10:55 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2005 07:55 SickofLife wrote:
On May 03 2005 03:26 FrozenArbiter wrote:

Watching Bond at 4.. Yeah, whatever, sure I watched it at like 6 or 7 but I wasn't exactly allowed to (friends house) but 4.. He's fucking 4 I dont think I knew James Bond existed then (well maybe as a name..).




Most James Bond movies are rated PG. There's nothing wrong with them. Shit, I was watching Terminator, and Predator when I was five, but I knew it wasn't real, so there was no problem.

Dunno what PG means. But all the ones up to uh.. the one coming out around 2000.. Whatever, they were all rated 15+ ;o

Which I don't think is necceessary but.. 5? FIVE?

.. I think it sounds fucked up but that's just me +_+


Yeah, what Drone said is what PG means. However, I should also say this: PG is a step above G, which is general audience, or for all ages. It's not as bad as a PG13 where you must be 13 or older to enter the movie without an adult. Basically, it's intended for kids from 5 on. So, yeah, it's not THAT bad. As long as the kid knows it's not reality, I think it's fine. The parents should be monitoring what he sees, anyhow, so they should know if it's too bad for their kids to watch.

I see no problem in it, but this discussion is for another thread.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
camooT
Profile Joined October 2004
United States1354 Posts
May 03 2005 06:40 GMT
#79
On May 03 2005 14:13 SoL.Origin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2005 13:58 DooMeR wrote:
On May 03 2005 13:13 camooT wrote:
Faggot euro humor.


I looked at ur post, then pressed back and then i went forward again cuz i thought u were american and wanted to make sure, and EUREKA. U are.

you would be funny if you hadn't copy-pasted veg's post from the other thread

More faggot euro humor.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
May 03 2005 06:43 GMT
#80
CEPT OROGINS NOT FROM EURO LOLZ'
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