The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 31

I HATE YOU SCDPRIDE LEARN TO PLAY OR GET OUT

IM ANGRY AT THE GIRL WHO MADE MACHINE SAD

ME TOO ARGHGHHGHGHGH

Ok.This is it. No more Mr.Nice zerg "I'll let you hit me with whatever you got and defend!", I'm sick and tired of hidden 3 rax, 4 gate allin (even after the nerf! who could have thought!), two port banshee/voidray, and shitty protoss allins. Canon rushes, probes blocking my expo with pylons, canon wallin, and all the shit that makes my poor drones die.

Now, i'm gonna 7rr you, fuck you in the ass with proxy hatch spine crawler cheese, burn down your house and snipe every one of you fucking sentries, baneling bust your marines, then eat a pizza and laugh at your army getting crushed without having hands on the keyboard.

You've been fucking warned.

Yeah, this situation you're in is fucked up.

If she really doesn't want to talk to you anymore, it may be the best that you forget about her.
Maybe its just temporary, and she'll talk to you in the future at some point.

I guess you tried to ask her what happened. So thats pretty much everything you can do. If she doesn't want to talk, you can't force her to. Unless you are that kind of a man who doesn't want to be treated like this, who wants to have the upper hand in a relationship.

But I don't think you're that kind of person (just from what i have experienced from you).

So what I would do is, let time pass by and try to talk to her later. She might be just as confused as you right now.

When the right point in time is, i don't know. That pretty much depends.....

So. my old hard was full and picked up a spare one from my dad. In the process of reformatting and repartitioning the new hard drive, I deleted the one with all my music on it. 48GB FUUUUUCK. Don't do stuff that can't be undone at midnight.

My rant is that unskilled idiots cry imba. All you Zergs out there, if this sounds familiar, you're a fucking knob:

OMG TOSS SO OP NO SKILL A CLICK FORCEFIELDS
*watch replay*
Zerg at 1.5k minerals, inject timing off, running into chokes (e.g. Forcefielding YOURSELF)
*cry*

Honestly, unless you are at least "OK" at the game please don't cry about imbalance because you're fucking terrible, like me

Ok so:

- Are you Zerg?
- Have you complained about imbalance
- There is a 90% chance that you're an idiot.

Will someone make me one of those pictures of the dude with the hat:

COMPLAIN ABOUT IMBALANCE

JUST MADE DIAMOND.

Music threads on the internet are hilariously aggravating to read. It's all people trying to 1 up each other.

On that note, many Berklee musicians.

Why is my family and their friends so stupid, omfg... 2 of my aunts posted a chain-wall post message whatever about how you got to post this message if you don't want your facebook account to be shut down when they start charging a fee this summer (They typed it on their own, since both messages have different typos) and then one of their friends posted on one of their post a "Apparently that's a virus, I hope you didn't get a virus " comment and now both my aunts are freaking out telling people not to post that on their wall.

How can you be so fucking stupid

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FUCK people who hate Obama but have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. If you disagree with his views I can understand that, but saying shit like "Obama hates America" "Obama's a socialist" ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? How the FUCK can you compare Obama's administration to something like the Soviet Union, Cuba, or even China, which isn't even as bad anymore? Last I checked, Bush was the one going for fucking government monitoring of private shit(Patriot Act). Also Obama hasn't gotten us into a worthless war for "finding weapons of mass destruction" LOL. Think of all the lives that could have been saved if Bush wasn't a dumbfuck. Obama's not the best president we've had, but he's a hell of a lot better than Bush.

Also, FUCK people who say illegal immigrants(specifically Mexican immigrants, though this applies to others as well) are "parasites" to America. 99% of those people are just trying to feed their families and have decent lives for them and their children, and they're coming to America to find a better future. Like people have been doing since America was discovered. With the current system, it takes an average immigrant from Mexico 14-21 years(I actually had to write a long essay over this, so I did my fucking research, I'm not pulling numbers out of my ass) to get a fucking visa to come here legally. No fucking way the family's gonna last in Mexico for another 14 to 21 years, and there's no other fucking option than to come illegally.

FUCK people who say "America needs to go back to it's traditional, good values". Do you have any fucking understanding of history at all? America's values today aren't perfect, but they're a hell of a lot fucking better than they were 30-40 years ago, and certainly much better than 100-200 years ago. What, you wanna go back to traditional, good fucking values like segregation? Lynching? Putting the Japanese in concentration camps like in WW2? Or hell, let's take it a step further and bring slavery back. Lets also go back to the mid 1800s style of invading Mexico for fucking land and claiming that Mexico were the aggressors. Let's annihilate the Native Americans a second time. Or hell, let's go back to the Puritan era and fucking burn any person that wasn't a Protestant Christian.

FUCK people who think that Gays shouldn't be allowed the right to marry. What the hell makes you think that your relationships are superior simply because they are heterosexual? Because your Bible says so? Because tradition says so? Fuck tradition, and fuck Christians who think that their beliefs have to become law. What the hell happened to separation of Church and State?

FUCK Sarah Palin/ Michelle Bachmann(or however it's spelled). They are 2 huge dumbasses that actually have a decent shot at the presidency because they are women and will get supporters that way. The only decent woman that has ever run for president is Hilary Clinton, and she's in Obama's cabinet now. And Sarah Palin in particular is a fucking moron-she used the money that her supporters donated to her to take a fucking cross country trip to "show off America's historic landmarks", and yet she didn't even know what fucking Paul Revere did? Don't pretend to be someone who understands American History when you don't even know the bare, bare, basics, let alone the often gruesome details. I'm a fucking senior in high school and I have a much better understanding of History(though still relatively shallow) than that dumbfuck does. And is that what she plans to do with taxpayer money? What the FUCK?
Alright, enough political shit.

FUCK Parmesan/Sharp Cheddar Cheez-it DUO boxes, they taste so fucking bad and yet good at the same time and I keep eating that fucking shit. And I usually eat too much and end up getting a stomach ache.

While we're on the topic of food/my stomach, FUCK my stomach. I get stomach pains way too easily, and whenever I travel I almost always get some sort of stomach sickness, even if it's not someplace far at all.

FUCK High School. I feel like I should have graduated last year. Almost all of my friends were older and have already graduated, and now I'm stuck for another year in this building full of dumbfucks. But the world's still full of dumbfucks, so I guess it doesn't make that much of a difference -_-

On that note, FUCK the average person, especially here in Texas. I don't think I need to do any further explanation on why

FUCK the game Civilization. I bought that shit because it got such good ratings and everyone said they loved it. I couldn't play 20 minutes without getting bored. I don't mind turn based strategy games at all, but that game was boring as shit.

FUCK Terran and Protoss whiners. I was once one of the Zerg whiners, but the game is relatively close to balanced now. I've switched from Zerg to random, and LOL playing toss is easy as shit. Terran's a bit harder to macro with, but easier to micro. Overall, not any more difficult, and a bit easier to learn, than zerg. But I'm pretty convinced that most of the T/P players whining are still used to what the game was like before the balance patches, and expect to have 120120134130 different autowin builds vs Zerg. Game's not retarded anymore. Get used to it.

FUCK Zerg whiners(now). When the game was first released, they had every right to whine, but what the fuck? Zerg is perfectly fine now, and I actually love ZvT now that it's not fucking retarded-it's challenging and fun. I don't enjoy ZvP as much but I still enjoy it.

FUCK Terran players who think Ravens aren't good. Learn to use the fucking tools you have available before you complain about balance. Same with protoss players and warp prism.

FUCK Venezuela. The country where I was born in is a hellhole, and is a perfect example of what happens when the rich get no limitations. Rich have all the money, the rest of the country is equally in poverty. Fuck.

FUCK anyone who supports war in general. Killing everyone that disagrees with you is not the fucking answer, regardless of situation. There are some instances where some people deserve to die(like Osama Bin Laden) but that's quite different from an all out military invasion of a country(LOLBUSH) where both solders and civilians die. For what? What have we actually accomplished in the middle east? What did we accomplish in Vietnam? There are very few wars in history that seem justified to me(one was WW2-there was no other feasible way of stopping Hitler) but the vast majority are unjustified and fucking retarded. Ok, now I'm really done with this shit.

FUCK humanity. In the end we're all gonna kill ourselves anyway.
FUCK myself for trying to help others so much. In the end, it's not gonna matter. But I still do it anyway. Why? I don't know. I guess seeing I made other people happy makes me happy. I guess most would say that's an admirable trait. Maybe, but it's also a stupid one. Whatever. I'm not gonna change.

FUCK it all, I say.










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/end rant

I 100% agree, that is basically any thread where a zerg loses... Some low lvl terrible zerg with no micro and shitty macro makes a post about the match ups.... Fucking ridiculous.

What the fuck is up with my father adding me on facebook? Newsflash: I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO YOU SINCE I WAS 10 YEARS OLD. I don't need you now, period. There is no advice you could POSSIBLY give me that would be useful. "LOL STAY IN SKEWL." No shit? Thanks for telling me that! I wasn't smart enough to infer that for myself.

I mean seriously, was he just like, "well now that I have zero obligation to give you advice and help you out with shit, I'm going to try and be your best bud." Who the fuck handed this idiot a computer?

Fuck you Mark Zuckerberg (tempted to go all Arrested Development and call him Zuckercorn, but whatever), for making it possible to send messages to people you're not friends with. Facebook whores can now proposition me: great, fantastic. Estranged father bugging me EVERY DAY: not great, not fantastic.

Edit: And in one of the messages he put "when you grow up." What does that even mean? Does he really think I'm still four years old or is he trying to insult me or what? Either way it's not condusive to a mature response (which I did give, against every fiber of my being.)

Fucking annoying piece of garbage PvP protoss mirror matchup retartedness - now that I have time to ladder again I can't bring myself to play the game since all the time when it's PvP I feel the sudden urge to hurt myself

Also wtf why am I incapable of running 12 kilometres at a decent pace just because I had a cold for one week - stupid useless body

This isn't a topic that gets tweeted or published often for obvious reasons, but airlines need to put up signs, clearly visible when entering the plane, that passengers should first sit down and then - once people have passed them - place their luggage away .

There is always some idiot in the front row that has 16 pieces of luggage, each of which has something "essential" that he or she needs to take out of the least accessible part of the bag because it's impossible to fly without it. The rest of the plane just waits until this person gets ready, and then the next person does the same thing on isle 2. Why the hell cannot people understand that if they stand in a choke-point, no-one else can pass? It wouldn't be difficult to just sit down and then arrange one's things later, it just takes one tiny thing: empathy. And it's obviously lacking.

So, the next time I'm the guy waiting behind you, you societal stop-gap, I'll elbow you somewhere soft, if I can. Be warned, you anonymous legion!

WHY THE FUCK DOES FORCE FIELDS EVEN FUCKING EXIST JESUS MOTHER FUCKER WHY THE FUCK THIS IS NOT AN IMBA CRY THIS IS A FUCKING QUESTION, FUCKING FORCEFIELDS ELIMINATES THE FUCKING PURPOSE OF FUCKING MICRO AND IT DOESNT FUCKING BELONG IN AN RTS GAME, WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY THERE FUCK ITS SO FUCKING UNINTERESTING AND THEY CAN WALL OFF YOUR THIRD WITH FORCEFIELDS AND FUCKING KILL IT FUCK FUCK FUCK SAKE

OH AND WHY THE FUCK DOES GSL PUT MAKEUP ON THEIR PLAYERS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEY LOOK LIKE FUCKING GIRLS AND THEY STILL FUCKING PUT UP WITH IT, IF SOME KOREAN MAKUP HOE STUCK THAT SHIT UP MY FACE ID PIMP SMACK HER SO HARD AND RATHER NOT PLAY IN GSL AT FUCKING ALL