The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 29

Missed my orthodontist appointment, next one in a fornight. thats 2 more weeks of teeth aches FUCK!!

First of all, making lings takes time and larvae, whereas you guys have something called instant teleport from the toss heaven. Roaches aren't exactly easy to use since you guys have a 2 range advantage and something called FORCEFIELDS. the larvae is for drones or we fall behind to your 2base vs my 3base hur durrrr.

Tell me how I defend against VR if my scouting overlord gets snipped by your sentry/stalker or if u proxy stargate. we dont have the best scouting unit cause it travels at 0.47 speed and u can see it from a mile away? jesus.

EVERY SINGLE TECHPATH EXCEPT FOR 4GATE IS 2GAS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL?

yes you can reinforce in a heartbeat, while we wait 40 secs for our larvae to pop. its called WARPGATES. cause we spent all our larvae on drones hur durrrr. And we have to attack you all the time with our army or ur 200/200 deathball rhapes us...... how do we upgrade/tech when u timing push us when we have to either a) build units with no economy and lose or b)build an economy but no army.

u know i can cheese my way to masters or take it the hard way by playing zerg. guess which one i choose?

People constantly complaining about balance instead of examining their weaknesses pisses me off

Coming into this thread pisses me off. I should stop doing that

All of those assholes have the same personality types. They're not actually alpha males but wannabe alpha males who think they are important when in reality they meaningless, unintelligent, and ignorant. They're the type who wear those stupid bluetooth headsets that were popular TWO YEARS AGO absolutely everywhere, even though they don't get phone calls, and when they do they are too stupid to set up their headset anyway. They drag their obviously emotionally damaged nice looking but dumb as a twig girlfriends and wives everywhere and force them to fill out paperwork and do their talking for them as they are too busy playing around on their Blackberries. They try to be friendly at first but you know it's a ploy and as soon as things don't go their way they go for the jugular, even though it is obviously beyond your control. They call any non-white people I work with racial or sexist slurs and expect me to join in, so when I voice my disgust at it they call me an idiot (I have friends from many different areas of the world and have seen racism first hand, and have no issue confronting people in public about it, and shaming them in front of other people). I deal with these guys every single day at work and I'm at wits end. They're so dumb but they spend money so I have to accomodate them. Don't get their way, yell at me. Don't get a one day sale item that specifically says to show up early as there is limited stock but you show up at peak time in the afternoon expecting to be waited on hand and foot even though it is obviously busy, yell at me. Come in and demand calculations for some flooring or something but DON'T BRING YOUR DIMENSIONS AND EXPECT ME TO TELEPATHICALLY KNOW THEM or guess by your cryptic description, yell at me. Ask me to exchange items where you want an item hundreds more for the same price? Yell at me. I'm literally counting down the days until August 15th when I'm quitting my job and taking a two week vacation before university starts. Only 45 to go until I can finally be happy again. People say money brings happiness, but I would rather have no job and no money than my current job.

Roaches aren't easy? They have an upgrade that makes them faster than any Protoss ground unit, and god forbid you be on creep, where you have like 4 movement speed.

Yeah, FFs save us, only because without them, we would get rolled and worn down by your never ending stream of dirt cheap roaches. Oh, and we better engage you in a tight space, or else we would need at least 6-8 Sentries to have a chance.

You have a damn tier 1 unit that has equal movement speed to a Phoenix once you invest 150 minerals and 100 gas into it (lings+movement speed). If you don't run the damn thing all over the map checking for a proxy stargate, thats not my problem. Oh, and don't worry about it getting sniped, because our units are slow as shit compared to it.

How can you scout? Get a fast lair and movement speed, since Stargate openings give map control right into your hands. Hell, make a damn Overseer.

No, we only reinforce in a heart beat once we have 10+ gateways. You will ALWAYS be able to reinforce once you hit 4 bases, which doesn't take long from what I've seen, and if you were smart enough to keep on your injects. You'll have a bunch of larva sitting there waiting to be made into Roaches.

WHAT THE FUCK. Okay this shit all started like 2 years ago during the beginning of like 8th fucking grade. My dad meets this really nice, sweet Asian lady and decided "Hey lets move in together!"

First: DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I HAAAAAATE HER DAUGHTHER. I don't mean dislike I mean HATE. All she does is sit there like a useless sack of shit begging me to entertain her and guess what? SHE IS FUCKING OKAY WITH IT! HOW can you be so USELESS and be okay with that. She's failed her PERMIT TEST like 8 fucking times where I got it on my first try AND YOU WANT TO FUCKING PUKE YOUR BALLS OUT BECAUSE OF THAT? GO GET A LIFE! Oh and not to mention she has this boyfriend that I absolutely cannot stand. Guess what else? He comes over like every fucking day and takes her every fucking where because he is so damn whipped i cant even imagine. If ANYTHING gets done in my house its because of me and my brother. Don't get me wrong I have NO issue doing housework to keep my NEW house looking nice for my/her/brothers/dad/stepmoms friends BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STICK YOUR DISH IN THE DISHWASHER. YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT? Oh wait, YOU ALSO DONT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A FUCKING VACUUM CLEANER?!?!?!?! Jesus christ do you do ANYTHING? No thats right, you are also FAILING school and then ask me, a STRAIGHT A student for help.... ON SOMETHING I HAVENT EVEN LEARNED WHAT THE FUCK?!. I'm going to be enrolling for dual enrollment next school year, I'm booked out the ass with summer work ALONG WITH starting to go pro at SC2 (Which is my goal) and now I have a job to get my dad off my FUCKING BACK and NOW IM SUPPOST TO WATCH AFTER EVERY LITTLE THING THAT HAPPENS IN THE HOUSE?!?!? HOW IS THAT EVEN LOGICAL?

Second: Because my dad wanted to move in with this Asian woman (Which I absolutely love to death, she is the nicest person in the world) we had to move. I had no issue with this except that when we moved shit went down hill SO QUICK. When I moved I was in 8th grade (as stated above) Going to HS. I thought this would be a non issue seeing as how I feel my social skills are pretty good, however lo-and-behold I enroll @ the SHITTIEST school in the area. I should add that it isn't shit by looks/newness, to be frank it is EXTREMELY new (5-6 years) and I feel the education is the best in the area at that particular school. HOWEVER the other freshman enrolled all come from like 1 FUCKING middle school and they ALL know each other. This would SEEM like a festing pool for social networking however it also seems that they ALL hate any outsider trying to be friends. "Y U TRY HANG OUT WITH US?!?!?" Not to mention that 1/2 the girls at this school are Ugly as FUCK but that also the ones that are fine-pretty-hot are all DUMB AS A BAG OF ROCKS and can't have a conversation with them because they listen to probably .00000000000001% of the words that come out of my mouth and even if they did they would probably understand like 1 or 2 words. WHY I HAVE TO TALK LIKE 2YR OLD FOR U UNDERSTAND??!?! These arn't FOB's/uneducated either, I'm talking about the AP level students. SRSLY WTF?!?!

Third: My dad. Jesus fucking christ me and him are THE EXACT SAME. BUT OMFG he doesn't understand 1/2 the shit I want to do. I applied for Dual Enrollment but I guess because I'm 16 I'm not allowed to make decisions for MY FUTURE? Oh and you say Dual Enrollment students don't get shit for chancellorship? and they have no social skills? WELL IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU'D DO THE SAME. I'M GOING TO THIS COMM.COLLEGE TO GET AWAY FROM THE BULLSHIT PEOPLE AT MY HS. Yea that's right, I don't care to know but maybe 5 people from my HS and other than that all I care about are girls and some guy friends I happen to meet on the way maybe at the gym or something. Oh yea going to HS is a good thing? FUCK THAT, I can go to fucking Prom/Homecoming any fucking ways because now that I don't have to be annoyed by the lack of intelligence at the HS I attended I no longer have any pressure of making friends. Sure Ill make friends at the Comm. College. Sure ill make friends around town. But JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DONT WANT TO KNOW ANYONE FROM THAT HS. Oh it makes no sense for me to go to some Comm.College for higher education because ill still have to work at my HS? Ill still have to talk to these babbling idiots? No, BECAUSE I TOOK CARE OF ANY ELECTIVES FOR DISTINGUISHED GRADUATION SO I GET TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MAYBE GET THAT MIT SCHOLARSHIP YOU WANT ME TO GET. OH yea that's right DE students do get scholarships, and it also makes no fucking sense to you that someone graduating HS with a associates will have a cheaper college education cost and therefore a lower scholarship cost? Yea fucking right, I'm like the filet minion for colleges giving out scholarships. (Not trying to brag, I just feel that this opportunity is SOOoooO good for scholarship interest on a college's part) Also, you say I have no life? That all I do is sit around and play SC2, whilst not have any friends or a GF? PLEASE, I've dated so many girls behind your back you could count to 10000 before I stop listing names. I don't need friends, SURE I think they are a good thing to have, but I don't NEED friends. Oh, Poor you.. DIDN'T GO TO PROM??? Well Jesus, now that I don't have to be constrained to my school all day via transportation I can start to date girls that I can actually converse with for longer than 3 seconds before all that I see is a dark abyss growing deeper within some dumbfuck girl. isclaimer: I Love my dad, he is the fucking best but jesus christ does he get shit so wrong sometimes*

Now for SC2 o_o(Plat Terran)

First I'd like to question:

WHY CAN'T I PICK A FUCKING RACE??!? Currently I play Terran, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I know that if I want to go pro at SC2 that I'll probably have to play the race I'm best at, Zerg. Why? Because I have a well refined game sense and I can normally pin an opponent on a build LIGHTYEARS before they even know what they are doing. ALSO I know that if I could pick a race I'd probably be High Diamond/Masters.

"But UntilMay Why can't you just pick a race?"

For starters, SC:BW Me any my dad played together, I played Zerg/Terran, He played Terran, We always played together, he normally won, but I was also like 7.

Now the Zerg style has always been my favorite (NOD is C&C, etc etc.) But for some reason I have this fatal attraction to Terran. Why? Well first of all, ALL of my favorite players play Terran. "Well why can't you just like some of them and play your favorite race?" I DON'T KNOW! It's like every single time I queue as Terran I know that "oh hey if I don't do X right perfectly imma be bumfucked" And It's all because I don't know how to adapt with it. Oh, and if I queue as zerg? The next game I'm going to queue as Terran because the entire game I play zerg I sit there and think "Wow I'd love to play MarineKing/BoxeR/MarineRaven/14OC against zerg WOULDN'T THAT BE FUCKING FUN??? ME LOSING A SHIT TON BECAUSE I FUCKING BLOW AT ADAPTING WITH TERRAN. AND THE MORE FUCKED UP THING IS THAT I KNOW IF I'D PLAY ZERG I WOULD BE ABLE TO ADAPT TO LOSING 1000000BILLION UNITS TO BANELINGS. Oh yea, but currently ZvP is a fucking bullshit 2base Allin spree and I FUCKING HATE being all in. Never did it in BW, WILL NEVER do it in SC2. But Jesus christ if i could get 4 bases up in the first place i might be able to win? WRONG fucking 200/200 death ball of shit fucking rapes my ass. Not to mention TvP is also my worst fucking MU as terran. You get Collosi, no prob. I was expecting that! Make Vikings!, Oh shit 200 fucking collosi, some war of the worlds shit, no prob. ill make 10000 vikings. Oh shit, guess i shoulda made medivacs for that FUCKING BULLSHIT HT THAT FUCKING RAPES MY SHIT UP WITH STORMS. OH WAIT IF I'D HAD DONE THAT I'D FUCKING DIE TO COLLOSI WTF?!! FUCKING BULLSHIT, I EMP AND YOU CAN STILL STORM, OH YEA AND LETS NOT MENTION THAT WITH ALL THAT AOE YOU CAN MORPH ARCHONS AND THEN RAPE MY SHIT HARDER WITH ARCHONS. Yes I should have dropped, Yes I should have split better(which is prob. my most favorite thing to do) but jesus christ should I get raped that hard for it? Oh yea, lets ALSO not mention the fact that I can't grasp the concept of putting pressure on, while when I play zerg, I can pressure, harass, defend close to flawlessly (except against protoss T_T) and pretty much out play anyone (except protoss) at my level. Yet for some reason, EVERY time i queue as zerg, the next round I'm back to playing Terran again, Fucking Cycle of bullshit.

Funny how everytime this thread comes up, i have something to complain about. Stupid fucking blizzard, 1st you make the shittiest version of Bnet possible, than u give us the shittiest map pool possible, then you say hey how about random ladder locks where you get no points, and dont feel like playing anymore, then you somehow manage to fuck up guest accounts so everyone gets hacked to shit on the ladder. stupid fucks. activision i hate you too. end/

Didn't get accepted into any school.

Yaaaaay.

Me, I get pissed whenever I come into a new thread and all the responses at the top are some backseat moderation bullshit like "this should be in Blogs" or "close thread". Fucking yuppie puppies jumping and wagging their tails trying to suck up to their daddies, the mods. If I were a mod, that shit would drive me insane.

Yes, I'm very fucking impressed that you memorized all the commandments, just like you did your pre-school dresscode. If a thread is shit, it will probably get closed without you pointing out that it will probably get closed.

And stop quoting posts demanding to know why the author haven't gotten banned.

why the fuck does my school board think it's a good idea to require high school students to go through 40 hours of volunteer work in order to graduate. what the fuck? what fucking idiot thought that mandatory volunteer hours was a good idea? it's fucking conceptually broken but hell let's do it anyways. yeah I know I'm lazy but I'd rather they just told me to work for 40 hours and cut through the bullshit

also: whiners, stop whining. people who whine about whiners, you also should stop whining. you're both part of the problem

FUCK WHINNY ZERG BITCHES!!!!!!!!
I hate it when people complain about Zerg pisses me the fuck off. YOUR RACE IS NOT FUCKING BROKEN. LEARN TO PLAY IT. If you are complaining that your Hydra Roach Corruptor BroodLord Infestor Ball can't beat the Protoss death ball then you are playing WRONG!!!!! Every Race has its strenghts and weaknesses. I'll be damned if the one race with the
1. Fastest Production (7 drones in one go? perhaps 7 roachs? 7 ultras who cares makes them all at once!)
2. Fastest tech switch! (seriously stop bitching about being taken off guard and getting countered, its your own fault for not scouting. 1 building to produce any amount of a single unit is fucking awesome!
3. Fastest units! HOLY SHIT WHY THE FUCK DO ZERGS NEGLECT THE COUNTER ATTACK!!!
4. Cheapest Units! zergling 2 for 50 minerals, roach 75/25, muta 100/100!
seriously you guys act like a lesser cost zerg army should rofl stomp anything. Death Ball zerg really isn't ideal. Every zerg should be abusing mobility, tech switch, and army trades for their advantage.
If a toss loses his tech units he's dead, if a zerg loses their units its okay because they can produce so many at one time its crazy.
Is zerg more micro intensive? possibly. But still I hate it when zergs whine about their race, each race is unique and different to play. If you are wanting to ball up and wreck something in one attack try race switching instead of whining like a little bitch.
This isn't a balance whine, but a rant against narrow minded zergs who don't use their advantages

Fuck this 6 game losing streak, cumulated with losing to a platinum to top it all off. Screw all this.

dood i got like 50 hours in my freshman year without trying, it isn't very hard but I can see how it is a pain in the ass if you had too =P

I hate every topic in the General section except the SFW pics and Desktop Thread(s). All of them turn to shit. Any meaningful discussion is impossible. Thanks, idiots of the internet.

FUCK CUNT FUCKING FUCK MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOTY FAG ECONOMIC DISCUSSIONS, THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME WITH FUCKITY FUCK BIGGOTS WHO SAW SOME YOUTUBE VIDEO AND ALL OF A SUDDEN KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT FUCKING ECONOMICS, FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKING FUCKERS, FUCK THEM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT BUCKET FUCKITY FUCK CUNT FUCK, IN EVERY FUCKING DISCUSSION ITS OOHH THE FUCKING WORLD WILL END, OHHH ALL THOSE ECONOMISTS ARE SOOOOO STUPID WHEN YOU CAN'T DO ANY SORT OF VALID STATEMENT YOURSELF DIPSHIT, FUCK THOSE CUNTFUCKETS THEY START RANTING ABOUT FUCKING ECONOMICS AND AS SOON AS YOU DELIVER A FUCKING QUESTIONS A REAL QUESTION REGARDING FUCKING ECONOMICS, I JUST TAKE A QUESTION STRAIGHT OUT OF ECONOMICS BY PAUL A SAMUELSON AND THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA, THEY HAVE NOT A FUCKING DIPSHIT IDEA ABOUT REAL ECONOMICS EXCEPT

FUCKING INVEST IN SILVER DERP HERP I KNOW A GUY WHO INVESTED IN IT AND HE MADE FUCKING !!EXPENSIVE!! MONAY BRO, FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK


AND FUCK THE FUCKING BIGGOTY FAGGOTS DIAMOND AND MASTER CUNT FUCKERS WHO GOT THER BY FUCKING CHEESING TRYING TO GIVE SOME FUCKED UP SHITTY REPLY TO A BUILD OR A HELP THREAD, FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKING FUCKERS

I'm a lazy fuck, haha. I have around 20 right now but I'm going into my final year T____T so I need to get the last 20 this summer and I don't really want to overkill it by volunteering at some camp or something

Out of anger, i made this flow chart for Z v Z...

Fucking protoss

PVZ; I HATE YOU I HONESTLY CANNOT PLAY A PVZ STRAIGHT UP. I EITHER HAVE TO PROXY OR CHEESE; YOU PRESSURE WITH YOUR HYDRAS AND LINGS FOR AGES AND SINCE YOU CAN'T PLAY STRAIGHT UP YOU HAVE TO MASS EXPAND AND RUSH TO ULTRAS. I KILL ALL OF YOUR GODDAMNED EXPOS AND YET YOU STILL HAVE SO MANY FUCKING ULTRAS I'M LIKE BISU, MULTITASKING, EXPOING, BUT YOU HAVE TO COME IN AND JUST 1SH2SH3SH4SH TILL ABOUT TEN MINUTES IN AND THEN ITS 1SU2SU3SU4SU DARCHONS DO NOTHING, ARCHONS DO NOTHING, HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ACTUALLY LET YOU RE ME