The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 197

I'm seriously about to go Office Space on this third phone in one week.
On a related note, the Verizon employees were impressed that I could point out Arkansas on their reception map thing.

I feel like half the time, I'm 100% bowing down to George Carlin's insights... and the other half of the time, I'm like "wtf dude u srs?"

I miss my fuckin' kitty. He and I finally got our own place and in the first 24 hours living there his pancreas failed and had to be put down or suffer in pain over multiple days before even potentially getting better. He went from totally fine and really active, for a diabetic senior cat, to lethargic and almost unresponsive in less than 12 hours. From sitting up at the animal hospital to catatonic in less than an hour. It happened so fast, he was cuddling with me the night before.

I still haven't turned off my alarms that remind me to give him insulin after 2 full days. I had just bought a new bottle the week before.

He was the kind of cat that enjoyed both gentle and rough pets. Complete strangers could rub his belly with both hands and not have to fear an attack. He would grab your hand if you tried to stop petting him too soon and pull it back to his face. Staying over and sleeping on the couch? You woke up with a vibrating cuddle buddy rubbing your face.

Not sure I can ever have another cat.

Guy: Hi, I'd like some strategy advice. I did this specific build order that I got from Liquipedia and then show you my game. Tell me where I went wrong with this build order.

Me: So, I watched the replay, and you didn't follow the build order.

Guy: DOES IT REALLY MATTER? ARE A FEW SECONDS GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE?

Me: Yes.


Commence explosion dodging rant

What's with these stalker psychos coming out of the woodwork all of a sudden? I just had this one [bad word] do this bizarre thread, but I think it was troll. He only had 9 posts, so how did he know me and know my twitter? I don't even talk about that because I've given up trying to connect with TL people on Twitter, especially after getting involved with my fun little misogynist harassment-driven hate-group, as confirmationed by reputable sources like BuzzFeed, Jezebel, The Guardian, The Young Turks, Kotaku, of course, Gawker. You know, all those ultra-liberal fuckfaces who eat fecal matter off their bathroom floor, who also create clickbait articles will big-boob girls with titles like "10 reasons to have sex in public", "12 ways to cook your own meth", "This teacher punched her student in the face and what happened next will amaze you", "This man let a dog lick peanut butter off his dick and what happened next will amaze you", "An escaped chimpanzee takes control of wrecking ball and what happens next will amaze you", "This 9-year-old asks for a bicycle from a schizophrenic Chinese midget and what happens next will astound you", et cetera. I mean, surely, this has happened to you: you're surfing youtube looking for ICP interviews or some shit and you see something in the recommended videos that piques your interest, so you click it and SIKE, IT'S THE YOUNG TURKS. Damn you, Young Turks. Damn you to hell.

Let's not mince words, though. I hate ultra-conservative bullshit more. Especially people who insist they aren't racist, but constantly talk about gun ownership between intervals of telling us how Mexicans are crossing the border and it's "an invasion", and how black people are killing white people, and "Black guy kills white person. Where is media outrage????" and uh, like on every fucking news channel, you idiots. And the Ronald Reagan worship. And the rabid anti-gay bullshit about how 'sacred' marriage is. So if India thinks cows are sacred, over here we're eating hamburgers, and if the Hebrew Yahweh made marriage sacred, we're eating marriageburgers over here, with extra bacon.

Speaking of Jewish deity/human hybrids, Jesus wasn't black. People just look the map and go "Look how close Israel is to Africa; Jesus confirmed African" without considering that Egypt was conquered by the Greeks and Romans, who had hot sex with the North Africans and produced tons of really tan white babies. The white-ass cracker-ass honky-ass Spanish came to Mexico, and now are really dark because they live in a very hot, sun-baked area, kind of like the middle east. Saying Jesus is black is just a stupid attempt to say "God likes us more", just like people who argue that "Jesus was white". None of you people saw Jesus, so how about you shut the fuck up about Jesus' skin? Just because you looked at a globe and saw Israel was like, 7mm away from sub-saharan Africa doesn't change the fact that if Jesus was real, he'd be of Jewish descent and 7mm on the globe is like 2,000 miles.

That was really just a weird tangent, but let's get back to the stalkers. You know what is stalker behavior? I was thinking about this recently, and part of it is obsessively trying to contact someone and reading every little thing they write. I guess if someone were really exhibiting stalkerish behavior, they'd totally read this here and then message me with "Were you talking about me? Okay, I know this seems stalkerish, and I want to apologize. Please write me back. But only if you want to because I love you. I mean, as a friend. I hope you're having a wonderful day." and loving me as a friend would make so much more sense if we actually talked. I have to ask what people like this are thinking. They are digging a grave for any kind of relationship that could ever be established, and I do mean a grave, because the possibility of having any kind of normal relationship is pretty much dead once someone does something really disturbing.

Leaving me cryptic messages, writing me blogs, spamming my skype or twitter, sending me insults and calling me names are like auto-fail. This usually occurs when I have to friendzone someone. I have this rule: NEVER DATE ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET. I know this seems silly with eharmony's super-amazing formula that matches you up with perfect people, but I have my reasons. Despite declaring this position early and often, some guys can't take a fucking hint, and then flirt with me and are shocked that I don't flirt back. HOW CALLOUS OF ME; WHAT A BITCH AMIRITE? I mean, I could lead them on, but I choose not to. I really have a lot of opportunities to use my gender to get what I want, but I don't do that shit. I don't act like a ditz, flirt with all the boiz, send cleavage pix, post tons of selfies, and I DON'T BEG FOR MONEY. I will never set up any kind of donation box on my stream or anywhere, that's a guarantee. Everywhere else, I'm not gonna ask for special favors from anybody. Anyone who thinks I should is batshit retarded, I'm sorry to say. So, two things: not gonna e-date you, and I'm not gonna try to be someone I'm not because you think I should be a certain way.

Another bad way to get my attention is to insult me or harass me. If you do that, you're gonna have a baaaaad time. So if we're internet-buddies, I can understand if you're upset with me. I'll admit I'm wrong if I'm wrong. I'll jump through hoops for friends and I'll be there for you to the best of my capacity. But if you're just mad cuz you don't like my sense of humor, or you're pissed cuz I'm not paying enough attention to you, then I recommend you try suckling on a dick, because I don't sit down in front of my computer to be your waifu. I want to play games and talk to positive and fun people. If I wanted drama, I'd turn on a soap opera. This is repeat behavior from multiple people, not just one guy, and each one has decided to try and 'tell me off' on multiple occasions. Tell me off on what, you might ask? Well, they get these male periods where menstrual blood comes out of their buttholes, and the only way to stop it is to plug their butt shut with a giant spiked dildo, and it makes them very ornery. So they just come up with whatever little thing they can find, i.e., "You're never serious", "You're so arrogant", "You're rude", "You're too serious", "You need to be more confident", "You're too polite", all of which is code words for "You're not showing interest in me romantically... uh... not that I want you anyway, you ugly mexican-looking whore!"

Yo to everyone playing high master mmr on EU, if you play vs [BRush]MagicMarine, do the worst possible cheese to make him really mad. Piece of shit.