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On May 30 2011 15:20 howerpower wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2011 12:50 Atlas247 wrote:
Look at a bright light will make you sneeze everytime If you are 25 percent of the population, yes it will.
looking at a bright light just hurts my eyes, it does not make me sneeze. BUT i can almost always induce a sneeze by scratching my nose.
guess i should post a tip since i've posted in here like 3x now.....ummmmm......if your weed dries out, put a drop or two of water on q-tip and put it in a jar with the weed. it'll be moist by morning. don't overdo it with too much water though, or you'll be trying to find a way to dry it out again.
after washing jeans or shorts, toss them in the dryer for like 2-3 minutes before hanging them up. they don't get as stiff and are usually close to wrinkly free when they dry. also, hang up jeans by the waist, not the cuffs, that way if you need to wear them before they're completely dry the waist will be dry and the cuffs will be damp. as opposed to the waist being damp and the cuffs dry if you were to hang them by the cuffs.
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On April 26 2011 18:22 Stacks wrote:I got one wich is more of a prank, or a trick you might wanna pull on someone you dislike. It is a pretty heavy move, so you might wanna think twice about who you do it on, and the reasons for it. Still, its totally harmless to everyone involved. Thing is, if you got a bad stomach or just generally have to fart,have some hand lotion around, preferably unperfumed. Then put some in your hand, rub it a bit, then fart into your hand, through the pants or whatever. Then smear the lotion in your friend/enemys face. The outrage is spectacular. A friend of mine did this one to a guy, and got smacked right in the face. Off course later on everybody laughed, but i bet its quite horrible the instant you believe someone smeared poop in youre face 
wow, that's deep.
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On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote:
1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up)
2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster
3) Free Pizza.
LOL, but probably wouldn't work. If I were working here, I would ask the manager if we could split the pizza with whoever is working that shift and take it home. Throwing away a whole pizza like that should be a crime. 
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Here are a couple things I like to do (not sure if these were already said since I didn't read every post):
If you're eating out at a sit down restaurant and you're in a hurry, ask for your bill right when your food comes.
If you're out drinking and they put your drink on a napkin, pour salt on the napkin before putting your drink on it. This keeps your glass from sticking to the napkin.
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One I try to live by is:
Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.
Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...
Also, related ones:
Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.
Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating.
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On May 30 2011 23:25 TheGiz wrote:
One I try to live by is:
Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.
Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...
Also, related ones:
Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.
Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating.
So why do sperm banks want you to hold your nut for at least 2 weeks
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^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off?
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On May 31 2011 04:08 xarthaz wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2011 23:25 TheGiz wrote:
One I try to live by is:
Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.
Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...
Also, related ones:
Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.
Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating. So why do sperm banks want you to hold your nut for at least 2 weeks
Maximize sperm count obviously.
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On May 31 2011 04:12 Dalguno wrote:
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off?
you have wet dreams
and yes you do
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On May 31 2011 04:08 xarthaz wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2011 23:25 TheGiz wrote:
One I try to live by is:
Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.
Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...
Also, related ones:
Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.
Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating. So why do sperm banks want you to hold your nut for at least 2 weeks
So your spunk will be thick and there will be a lot of it.
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On May 31 2011 04:14 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2011 04:12 Dalguno wrote:
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off? you have wet dreams and yes you do
I can guarantee I don't have wet dreams every 3-4 days, and in fact, no I don't.
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if you ever feel the need to sneeze and have to supress it because youre in a theater enjoying the arts/spying on a girl in her locker room, press your tongue against your palate and rub it along said place and the urge to sneeze will subside, guaranteed!
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On May 30 2011 14:49 Z3kk wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2011 14:46 d.o.c wrote:Going to bed and hot as hell? Flip the pillow over and lay your head on that side. Feels awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07MaDV8a64U Never tried this, will do it in a few hours or so, but won't that side of the pillow just get hot too? I don't think I would be able to get to sleep by the time that side of the pillow got hot too 
wth you never tried it? i flip my pillow every 5mins, standard.
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On April 18 2011 08:03 J.Dong wrote:If you waste a lot of water taking showers over 7 minutes long, when you are done with all the soap stuff, just turn the water temperature to cold (you can do this gradually) until you use no hot water. Then you wash your hair a bit with the 100% cold water and you get out of the shower really fast Never took a shower >10 min ever since.
What kind of tip is that haha, it's like saying, if you find yourself sitting at your pc for too long, try smacking yourself in the face until you get fed up and go do something else.
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On May 31 2011 04:16 Dalguno wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2011 04:14 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On May 31 2011 04:12 Dalguno wrote:
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off? you have wet dreams and yes you do I can guarantee I don't have wet dreams every 3-4 days, and in fact, no I don't.
whatever helps you sleep at night
pun intended
and to stick to the thread:
when you are in your car and see a red light coming up, just let off of the gas.. chances are by the time you coast there the light is green and people start moving again.. this saves you gas and wear on your breaks... and sometimes saves you time because you don't have to go through the process of accelerating again!
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On May 31 2011 04:16 Dalguno wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2011 04:14 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On May 31 2011 04:12 Dalguno wrote:
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off? you have wet dreams and yes you do I can guarantee I don't have wet dreams every 3-4 days, and in fact, no I don't. excess sperm gets shoved into the bladder if you dont empty it yourself, and it comes out when you take a piss
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just did this - when you're eating something with a cold drink, and you need a quick rinse on your hands, rub your hand around the glass/bottle and the condensed water around the battle will get it off (unless you got like.. ketchup or something like that on it)
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On May 30 2011 20:38 Mabilis wrote:Show nested quote +On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote:
1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up)
2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster
3) Free Pizza. LOL, but probably wouldn't work. If I were working here, I would ask the manager if we could split the pizza with whoever is working that shift and take it home. Throwing away a whole pizza like that should be a crime.
if you've ever worked at any place that sells food, pretty soon or later you will get sick of it. One day no one will take the pizza home, they'll throw it out.
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On May 30 2011 23:25 TheGiz wrote:
One I try to live by is:
Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.
Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...
Also, related ones:
Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.
Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating.
Yes sir!
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On May 31 2011 04:45 alepov wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2011 08:03 J.Dong wrote:If you waste a lot of water taking showers over 7 minutes long, when you are done with all the soap stuff, just turn the water temperature to cold (you can do this gradually) until you use no hot water. Then you wash your hair a bit with the 100% cold water and you get out of the shower really fast Never took a shower >10 min ever since. What kind of tip is that haha, it's like saying, if you find yourself sitting at your pc for too long, try smacking yourself in the face until you get fed up and go do something else.
Cold showers are actually very good for you and for your overall manliness + it does not come with the unwanted psychological side effects of smacking yourself in the face.
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