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GrimReefer
Profile Joined March 2011
United States442 Posts
May 30 2011 08:20 GMT
#921
On May 30 2011 15:20 howerpower wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2011 12:50 Atlas247 wrote:

Look at a bright light will make you sneeze everytime


If you are 25 percent of the population, yes it will.


looking at a bright light just hurts my eyes, it does not make me sneeze. BUT i can almost always induce a sneeze by scratching my nose.

guess i should post a tip since i've posted in here like 3x now.....ummmmm......if your weed dries out, put a drop or two of water on q-tip and put it in a jar with the weed. it'll be moist by morning. don't overdo it with too much water though, or you'll be trying to find a way to dry it out again.

after washing jeans or shorts, toss them in the dryer for like 2-3 minutes before hanging them up. they don't get as stiff and are usually close to wrinkly free when they dry. also, hang up jeans by the waist, not the cuffs, that way if you need to wear them before they're completely dry the waist will be dry and the cuffs will be damp. as opposed to the waist being damp and the cuffs dry if you were to hang them by the cuffs.
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin, I can't sell this sh*t.
Eluadyl
Profile Joined May 2010
Turkey364 Posts
May 30 2011 08:54 GMT
#922
On April 26 2011 18:22 Stacks wrote:
I got one wich is more of a prank, or a trick you might wanna pull on someone you dislike. It is a pretty heavy move, so you might wanna think twice about who you do it on, and the reasons for it. Still, its totally harmless to everyone involved.

Thing is, if you got a bad stomach or just generally have to fart,have some hand lotion around, preferably unperfumed. Then put some in your hand, rub it a bit, then fart into your hand, through the pants or whatever. Then smear the lotion in your friend/enemys face. The outrage is spectacular. A friend of mine did this one to a guy, and got smacked right in the face. Off course later on everybody laughed, but i bet its quite horrible the instant you believe someone smeared poop in youre face


wow, that's deep.
Not enough energy
Mabilis
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States162 Posts
May 30 2011 11:38 GMT
#923
On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote:
1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up)
2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster
3) Free Pizza.



LOL, but probably wouldn't work. If I were working here, I would ask the manager if we could split the pizza with whoever is working that shift and take it home. Throwing away a whole pizza like that should be a crime.
"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in." -- Evan Davis
Mabilis
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States162 Posts
May 30 2011 11:41 GMT
#924
Here are a couple things I like to do (not sure if these were already said since I didn't read every post):

If you're eating out at a sit down restaurant and you're in a hurry, ask for your bill right when your food comes.

If you're out drinking and they put your drink on a napkin, pour salt on the napkin before putting your drink on it. This keeps your glass from sticking to the napkin.
"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in." -- Evan Davis
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
May 30 2011 14:25 GMT
#925
One I try to live by is:

Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.

Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...

Also, related ones:

Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.

Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating.
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
xarthaz
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1704 Posts
May 30 2011 19:08 GMT
#926
On May 30 2011 23:25 TheGiz wrote:
One I try to live by is:

Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.

Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...

Also, related ones:

Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.

Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating.

So why do sperm banks want you to hold your nut for at least 2 weeks
Aah thats the stuff..
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
May 30 2011 19:12 GMT
#927
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off?
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
Nagano
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1157 Posts
May 30 2011 19:13 GMT
#928
On May 31 2011 04:08 xarthaz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2011 23:25 TheGiz wrote:
One I try to live by is:

Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.

Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...

Also, related ones:

Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.

Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating.

So why do sperm banks want you to hold your nut for at least 2 weeks


Maximize sperm count obviously.
“The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.”
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
May 30 2011 19:14 GMT
#929
On May 31 2011 04:12 Dalguno wrote:
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off?


you have wet dreams

and yes you do
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9560 Posts
May 30 2011 19:15 GMT
#930
On May 31 2011 04:08 xarthaz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2011 23:25 TheGiz wrote:
One I try to live by is:

Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.

Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...

Also, related ones:

Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.

Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating.

So why do sperm banks want you to hold your nut for at least 2 weeks


So your spunk will be thick and there will be a lot of it.
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
May 30 2011 19:16 GMT
#931
On May 31 2011 04:14 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2011 04:12 Dalguno wrote:
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off?


you have wet dreams

and yes you do


I can guarantee I don't have wet dreams every 3-4 days, and in fact, no I don't.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
krok(obs)
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany264 Posts
May 30 2011 19:18 GMT
#932
if you ever feel the need to sneeze and have to supress it because youre in a theater enjoying the arts/spying on a girl in her locker room, press your tongue against your palate and rub it along said place and the urge to sneeze will subside, guaranteed!
http://www.sc2ranks.com/eu/481074/krok
alepov
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands1132 Posts
May 30 2011 19:27 GMT
#933
On May 30 2011 14:49 Z3kk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2011 14:46 d.o.c wrote:
Going to bed and hot as hell? Flip the pillow over and lay your head on that side. Feels awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07MaDV8a64U


Never tried this, will do it in a few hours or so, but won't that side of the pillow just get hot too? I don't think I would be able to get to sleep by the time that side of the pillow got hot too

wth you never tried it? i flip my pillow every 5mins, standard.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
alepov
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands1132 Posts
May 30 2011 19:45 GMT
#934
On April 18 2011 08:03 J.Dong wrote:
If you waste a lot of water taking showers over 7 minutes long, when you are done with all the soap stuff, just turn the water temperature to cold (you can do this gradually) until you use no hot water. Then you wash your hair a bit with the 100% cold water and you get out of the shower really fast
Never took a shower >10 min ever since.

What kind of tip is that haha, it's like saying, if you find yourself sitting at your pc for too long, try smacking yourself in the face until you get fed up and go do something else.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-30 21:37:11
May 30 2011 21:05 GMT
#935
On May 31 2011 04:16 Dalguno wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2011 04:14 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:
On May 31 2011 04:12 Dalguno wrote:
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off?


you have wet dreams

and yes you do


I can guarantee I don't have wet dreams every 3-4 days, and in fact, no I don't.


whatever helps you sleep at night
pun intended

and to stick to the thread:
when you are in your car and see a red light coming up, just let off of the gas.. chances are by the time you coast there the light is green and people start moving again.. this saves you gas and wear on your breaks... and sometimes saves you time because you don't have to go through the process of accelerating again!
xarthaz
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1704 Posts
May 30 2011 22:16 GMT
#936
On May 31 2011 04:16 Dalguno wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2011 04:14 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:
On May 31 2011 04:12 Dalguno wrote:
^ I don't wank off, are my testicles going to fall off?


you have wet dreams

and yes you do


I can guarantee I don't have wet dreams every 3-4 days, and in fact, no I don't.
excess sperm gets shoved into the bladder if you dont empty it yourself, and it comes out when you take a piss
Aah thats the stuff..
Vestige
Profile Joined November 2009
United States303 Posts
June 04 2011 23:34 GMT
#937
just did this - when you're eating something with a cold drink, and you need a quick rinse on your hands, rub your hand around the glass/bottle and the condensed water around the battle will get it off (unless you got like.. ketchup or something like that on it)
"You'd wish it were hell"
firefistAce
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States137 Posts
June 05 2011 02:32 GMT
#938
On May 30 2011 20:38 Mabilis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote:
1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up)
2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster
3) Free Pizza.



LOL, but probably wouldn't work. If I were working here, I would ask the manager if we could split the pizza with whoever is working that shift and take it home. Throwing away a whole pizza like that should be a crime.


if you've ever worked at any place that sells food, pretty soon or later you will get sick of it. One day no one will take the pizza home, they'll throw it out.
Please excuse my English as I am an American on the internet.
Retgery
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1229 Posts
June 05 2011 02:39 GMT
#939
On May 30 2011 23:25 TheGiz wrote:
One I try to live by is:

Always capitalize on any chance to take a pee - never hold it in.

Holding in pee damages the prostate, urinal tract, and associated organs. You can do damage to your prostate far sooner than normal if you frequently hold in your pee. I know of a guy who lost a kidney because he kept holding in his pee while playing World of Warcraft. His urge to pee would go away after holding it for a while, until eventually that urge became a severe pain in his back, and he had to go to the hospital...

Also, related ones:

Do not hold in poop. If you ever feel the urge, make sure you go as soon as possible.

Regular ejaculation is crucial to testicular and prostate health. You shouldn't go more than 3 or 4 days without ejaculating.

Yes sir!
Fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
Heat_023
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada160 Posts
June 05 2011 02:50 GMT
#940
On May 31 2011 04:45 alepov wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2011 08:03 J.Dong wrote:
If you waste a lot of water taking showers over 7 minutes long, when you are done with all the soap stuff, just turn the water temperature to cold (you can do this gradually) until you use no hot water. Then you wash your hair a bit with the 100% cold water and you get out of the shower really fast
Never took a shower >10 min ever since.

What kind of tip is that haha, it's like saying, if you find yourself sitting at your pc for too long, try smacking yourself in the face until you get fed up and go do something else.

Cold showers are actually very good for you and for your overall manliness + it does not come with the unwanted psychological side effects of smacking yourself in the face.
twitch.tv/heat023
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