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Pseudo_Utopia
Canada827 Posts
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
On April 20 2011 02:47 Pseudo_Utopia wrote: Here's another good trick to shave seconds off your bathroom visits. You know those 3-8 seconds between when you're ready to pee and when you really start? Instead, 3-5 seconds before you're unzipped and set up, pretend to start peeing right away. Your brain will go through those 3-8 seconds, and the moment you're positioned BAM the stream starts. Just make sure to stop yourself if you underestimated the time to be ready, ofc, unless you like peeing your pants. Enjoy ~15 more seconds of free time per day for the rest of your life! That seems really risky to me. I guess this is a great idea for those of you who can control the flow well. As for me, I'll take the extra time and make sure I keep it clean. | ||
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thrako
6 Posts
On November 08 2010 16:31 Reflex wrote: When taking a dump, lay a piece of toilet paper over the water first in order to prevent backsplashing. I always do this. Such a lifesaver. | ||
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Stacks
Norway68 Posts
Thing is, if you got a bad stomach or just generally have to fart,have some hand lotion around, preferably unperfumed. Then put some in your hand, rub it a bit, then fart into your hand, through the pants or whatever. Then smear the lotion in your friend/enemys face. The outrage is spectacular. A friend of mine did this one to a guy, and got smacked right in the face. Off course later on everybody laughed, but i bet its quite horrible the instant you believe someone smeared poop in youre face  | ||
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Dice.
United States78 Posts
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vyyye
Sweden3917 Posts
On April 26 2011 18:22 Stacks wrote: I got one wich is more of a prank, or a trick you might wanna pull on someone you dislike. It is a pretty heavy move, so you might wanna think twice about who you do it on, and the reasons for it. Still, its totally harmless to everyone involved. Thing is, if you got a bad stomach or just generally have to fart,have some hand lotion around, preferably unperfumed. Then put some in your hand, rub it a bit, then fart into your hand, through the pants or whatever. Then smear the lotion in your friend/enemys face. The outrage is spectacular. A friend of mine did this one to a guy, and got smacked right in the face. Off course later on everybody laughed, but i bet its quite horrible the instant you believe someone smeared poop in youre face What the fuck man | ||
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loazis
Netherlands381 Posts
I second that. Seriously what the fuck :d | ||
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TrainFX
United States469 Posts
hahaha seriously thats totally fucked up and REALLY weird i cant stop laughing tho lool | ||
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Thrill
2599 Posts
Wow, that's heinous.. How do you even come up with something like that? | ||
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oDieN[Siege]
United States2905 Posts
On April 07 2011 23:17 Hairy wrote: ZOMG you just changed my life EDIT: also, ctrl+t opens a new tab, ctrl+w closes a tab, and alt+d selects the address bar. I feel these new hotkeys allow me to micro my internets better Rather than using the middle mouse button to open links in a new tab, I just hold ctrl and left click a link. ^_~ | ||
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Aelip
Denmark321 Posts
On May 23 2011 05:16 Odien wrote: Rather than using the middle mouse button to open links in a new tab, I just hold ctrl and left click a link. ^_~ One problem with that, it requires 2 hands. I need not say more. | ||
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Mahina
Netherlands44 Posts
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ManTrain
Denmark126 Posts
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Pippah
Denmark359 Posts
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Blisse
Canada3710 Posts
Only Opera I'm guessing. :| | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
On May 30 2011 11:58 Blisse wrote: You can press spacebar to go to the next page in TeamLiquid once you've reached the bottom, if there is a next page. You can also use spacebar to scroll down the page, but it skips. Really? What browser are you using o_o chrome here, doesn't seem to work. | ||
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KimJongChill
United States6429 Posts
On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote: 1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up) 2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster 3) Free Pizza. I'm gonna try this, camping the dumpster should be good fun. | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6642 Posts
On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote: 1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up) 2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster 3) Free Pizza. That's actually possibly an improved version of something I thought up, there's always the chance that they'll just eat the pizza themselves though. I live in a ground floor apartment but also have access to the stairwell, so we have two front doors, my plan was to order pizza to the address next door (which we have access to), get them to phone us when they're there since we don't have a buzzer in our flat, go through, take the pizza and casually hand them a photocopied 20, say 'keep the change', close the door quickly and run back to the flat and eat for free ^^ Guy will probably spend the next 20 minutes buzzing all the buzzers and annoying everyone in the stair except us lol. | ||
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Lexpar
1813 Posts
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6642 Posts
On May 30 2011 12:25 Lexpar wrote: You get to steal food while annoying all the people you live with?!? Talk about 2 birds one stone. Well it would be the neighbours that would get annoyed lol, my flatmates would probably be up for this :D Because everyone else in the stair only has a door into the stair and their address is, for example, 13 East Preston Street flat 3 or something but ours has a door to the street so we technically don't count as part of the stair and they couldn't find us lol. | ||
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