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On April 05 2011 07:47 Kenderson wrote:Show nested quote +On April 05 2011 07:11 Cain0 wrote:On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote:
1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up)
2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster
3) Free Pizza. I cant image they would throw a perfectly good pizza away before they went home. If I was the workers, I would take the unwanted pizza home and eat it myself. There is a flaw in your plan  . Yeah I worked at Pizza Pizza for a summer job and if there was any pizza left at the end of the night we could just eat it.
Yeah I used to work at Pizza Hut and even though we weren't supposed to we always ate the pizza at the end of the night. Only the real old/cardboardy stuff got thrown out and our dumpster had a lock on it anyway.
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I, personally, am not too keen on touching pizza that's been near a dumpster anyway.
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On April 05 2011 07:39 Dankbeer wrote:
How to open a non-twist off bottle with a lighter:
1. Position your left or right hand over the cap of your beverage of choice.
2. Grip the top of the bottle with the cap directly under the fleshy part of your hand between your index finger and thumb. Your thumb should be wrapped around the bottle just below the cap.
3. Position your lighter (or whatever your using) sideways, top slightly down with the bottom edge of the lighter pressing up against the rim of the cap and the middle of the lighter should be resting across some part of your thumb.
4. Push the top of the lighter (facing down) down while bracing the lighter against your thumb.
5. The force applied through the lighter will work as a lever (your thumb is at the pivot point) pushing against the lower part of the cap.
6. Practice this and you will eventually be able to open your beverage of choice with some class.
That's so wrong wow. Never use your thumb. Push over your index finger, lighter pointing away from you.
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On April 05 2011 07:52 Kenderson wrote:Show nested quote +On March 30 2011 11:30 McNulty wrote:
Driking pineapple juice makes your spunk taste better. Your GF will appreciate it! Unless she is a spitter... no one likes a spitter! =( That's kinda fucked up bro. I wouldn't want my GF to swallow if she didn't want to, or even take it in her mouth/on her face. Would you want to swallow cum? I doubt it, it's fuckin disgusting, so nobody should have to or be expected to.
A little anecdote. I'm with 2 girls (one is a huge bitch) in my practice group and we're talking, and girl 1 (not the bitch) says, "Arrghh, me and my bf (not my grammar) got in a huge fight, but it's personal", code for, "Can't let Eli hear!". So girl 1 is mumbling something, but luckily I have big ears and hear girl 2 reply, "That's nothing! Imagine a white circle this big (makes circle the size of a golf ball). That was in my eye! I mean, I like it, but it's a lot!". At this point, I burst out laughing, try to turn it into a sniffle, and turn away. LOLSLUTS! If I was a chick, I wouldn't let a guy jizz on my face, it's a self-respect issue. Maybe it's a turn on for them? idk...
EDIT: life trick. RESPECT YOSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOSELF. Girl 2 once tried to rationalize being a ho-bag by saying she just likes to have a good time, after her sister said she slept around too much. DENIAL! I'm pretty sure the secret code for them is to raise their right hand, and say, "I am not a slut!" My gal pal said they must be empty inside, which makes me feel better about not getting into any relationships I may regret.
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On November 09 2010 06:26 NukeTheBunnys wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2010 05:40 Altern wrote:On November 08 2010 17:21 Deltawolf wrote:http://thenextweb.com/shareables/2010/08/29/35-life-hacks-you-should-know/Enjoy  SOS Morse code on cross walks is what the paramedics use to stretcher someone across the street. Next time you need to cross, press 3 short presses on the button, 3 long presses, and 3 short presses again to change the light so you can cross the street. Do it at a rather quick pace to get it to work. Also: litemind.com - mind hacks Marcandangel.com - life/mind/productivity hacks Lifehacker.com - tech and technical application hackaday.com - hardcore tech hacking Wow can I get the source or can anyone confirm the SOS morse code on cross walks? That sounds awesome cause I have to cross multiple crosswalks into campus and it takes forever. I can confirm that most cross walk buttons in big cities are placebos. I don't know if this applies to the SOS trick, but most of the buttons are disabled and it takes exactly the same amount of time for the light to cycle when you press the button as when it is not pressed. Its much more likely that these buttons work in smaller towns and whatnot. In big cities they decided it was better to not fuck up the entire traffic pattern for the convenience of pedestrians.
The crosswalk buttons are just for if there is no car there to make the light change through the sensors built in to the road. There is no way to detect if a pedestrian is there unless they hit the button. If it was late at night and there were no cars around and you never hit the button the crosswalk would never change.
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On April 06 2011 16:12 mentallyafk wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2010 06:26 NukeTheBunnys wrote:On November 09 2010 05:40 Altern wrote:On November 08 2010 17:21 Deltawolf wrote:http://thenextweb.com/shareables/2010/08/29/35-life-hacks-you-should-know/Enjoy SOS Morse code on cross walks is what the paramedics use to stretcher someone across the street. Next time you need to cross, press 3 short presses on the button, 3 long presses, and 3 short presses again to change the light so you can cross the street. Do it at a rather quick pace to get it to work. Also: litemind.com - mind hacks Marcandangel.com - life/mind/productivity hacks Lifehacker.com - tech and technical application hackaday.com - hardcore tech hacking Wow can I get the source or can anyone confirm the SOS morse code on cross walks? That sounds awesome cause I have to cross multiple crosswalks into campus and it takes forever. I can confirm that most cross walk buttons in big cities are placebos. I don't know if this applies to the SOS trick, but most of the buttons are disabled and it takes exactly the same amount of time for the light to cycle when you press the button as when it is not pressed. Its much more likely that these buttons work in smaller towns and whatnot. In big cities they decided it was better to not fuck up the entire traffic pattern for the convenience of pedestrians. The crosswalk buttons are just for if there is no car there to make the light change through the sensors built in to the road. There is no way to detect if a pedestrian is there unless they hit the button. If it was late at night and there were no cars around and you never hit the button the crosswalk would never change.
late at night, no cars in sight i just walk over regardless of the lights, but I'm known to be a daredevil
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Here's a fun one: If you don't like somebody, just tell them that you don't like them. It makes you an ass, but rather than having to put up with whatever thing wrong that they do, they simply end up backing off and staying away from you.
To many people put up with others because it's 'nice,' and it is, but doing that makes you constantly annoyed.
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On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote:
1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up)
2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster
3) Free Pizza.
Duuuuuuude, who would eat that!
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On April 06 2011 14:58 zatic wrote:Show nested quote +On April 05 2011 07:39 Dankbeer wrote:
How to open a non-twist off bottle with a lighter:
1. Position your left or right hand over the cap of your beverage of choice.
2. Grip the top of the bottle with the cap directly under the fleshy part of your hand between your index finger and thumb. Your thumb should be wrapped around the bottle just below the cap.
3. Position your lighter (or whatever your using) sideways, top slightly down with the bottom edge of the lighter pressing up against the rim of the cap and the middle of the lighter should be resting across some part of your thumb.
4. Push the top of the lighter (facing down) down while bracing the lighter against your thumb.
5. The force applied through the lighter will work as a lever (your thumb is at the pivot point) pushing against the lower part of the cap.
6. Practice this and you will eventually be able to open your beverage of choice with some class. That's so wrong wow. Never use your thumb. Push over your index finger, lighter pointing away from you.
Zatic it works with the thump too you should just figure out whats better for you.
Another thing is you don't need a lighter for this method. It works also with plastic bottles (PET in german), other closed glass bottles and cell phones (don't do it with expensive ones). Another option is to use the rim of the plastic case the bottle was in (at least in germany cause beer is often sold in large plastic cases).
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PLace the rim of the cap on the edge of the case. Place the ball of your thumb on the cap and push downwards. Don't punch on it because that hurts after the secound bottle!
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On April 06 2011 18:56 Jirikii wrote:Zatic it works with the thump too you should just figure out whats better for you. Another thing is you don't need a lighter for this method. It works also with plastic bottles (PET in german), other closed glass bottles and cell phones (don't do it with expensive ones). Another option is to use the rim of the plastic case the bottle was in (at least in germany cause beer is often sold in large plastic cases). + Show Spoiler +PLace the rim of the cap on the edge of the case. Place the ball of your thumb on the cap and push downwards. Don't punch on it because that hurts after the secound bottle!
Also works with shoes, stones, knives, paper(!!!), teeth, the edge of a table or generally everything that has an edge that you can put under the cap and provides some leverage/resistance.
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To find out whether an egg is raw or boiled:
1) Put the egg on a flat surface
2) Spin it
3) Touch the spinning egg from above with the palm of your hand to stop the rotation
4) Release the egg immediately
5a) The egg stays still - you have a boiled egg.
5b) The egg slowly rotates on - the egg is raw. This is because the liquid inside still has momentum and makes the whole egg spin on.
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On February 01 2011 02:36 arthur wrote:Show nested quote +On November 08 2010 15:15 CaucasianAsian wrote:-Don't pass trucks who are in the left lane on an interstate. They only are in the left lane to pass slower cars in the right lane. So moving to the right lane will put you behind the car that the truck is passing Undertaking is not only illegal, it is dangerous and stupid. This should be common sense NOT to undertake a lorry and to wait for it to move over so you can overtake it jesus not a life trick. Here in the UK, yes, but afaik in America you can overtake in whatever lane you fancy on those big roads.
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On January 20 2011 15:46 mufin wrote:
1. using middle mouse button on a link opens it in a new tab.
ZOMG you just changed my life
EDIT: also, ctrl+t opens a new tab, ctrl+w closes a tab, and alt+d selects the address bar. I feel these new hotkeys allow me to micro my internets better
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On April 07 2011 23:17 Hairy wrote:Show nested quote +On January 20 2011 15:46 mufin wrote:
1. using middle mouse button on a link opens it in a new tab. ZOMG you just changed my life EDIT: also, ctrl+t opens a new tab, ctrl+w closes a tab, and alt+d selects the address bar. I feel these new hotkeys allow me to micro my internets better
I find that control-l is 0,00001ms faster than alt-d (because im gonna use both hands to write the url anyways)
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On December 28 2010 14:30 Sonic114 wrote:Show nested quote +On November 10 2010 15:47 rayofpain wrote:pretty sure everyone knows this but press windows key+tab in win7 my friend laughed at me when i found this out after 6 months of using win7  holy shit. mind=blown
HOLY TABS BATMAN
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On April 07 2011 23:29 Hairy wrote:Show nested quote +On December 28 2010 14:30 Sonic114 wrote:On November 10 2010 15:47 rayofpain wrote:pretty sure everyone knows this but press windows key+tab in win7 my friend laughed at me when i found this out after 6 months of using win7 holy shit. mind=blown HOLY TABS BATMAN
Is there any way to get the XP WK-Tab feature in Windows 7?
It's really good when ur at work and you need to tab but you don't want your colleagues to know what sites you are browsing in the background ^_^
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- If you are in a theme park and there are very long lines at a roller coaster, try to get the person or group you are with to split up so that you can get on the "single rider line" which are often found in theme parks as a separate lineup. These lines fill the odd spaces created by groups of 3 or 5 and move very quickly.
- ask for a discount if you pay in cash. this works on a lot of small mom-and-pop type stores. Even though the credit card/debit processors only charge 2-5%, they will quite often do something like "taxes in if you pay cash" which amounts to a 4-15% discount for you depending on the state tax.
- if you are being chased by someone, don't make the first right once you are out of their sight. turn left instead. people instinctively turn right because it is easier not having to deal with oncoming traffic. your pursuer will either turn right based on that instinct or turn right figuring you have that instinct.
- if you get a lot of speeding tickets in your car, or otherwise need to deflect attention, purchased some used textbooks for a police course. make sure they are in view when you are pulled over. say you're studying to be a cop. this gets you into their brotherhood and looked in a favourable light. make sure you read a little bit of the book in case they ask something.
- if you have trouble staying organized with things that need to be done, get a small whiteboard for your fridge or wall. this is a great way to make very visible notes that won't get lost. works great for messages if you have someone living with you too.
- if you have stuff on your computer that you don't want parents/gf/whatever seeing, set the name of your main login as "Guest" with admin access, and then set the name of your fake login as "Michael" or whatever your name is with restricted privileges.
- when washing clothes, if you set the water to cold, you can (almost always) mix reds and blacks and whites.
- if your hair is all greasy and you don't have time to wash it, put some baby powder in it to absorb some of the oils.
- if you like seeing 3D movies, you will have noticed that there is usually a surcharge for them. so, if you want to get in at the regular price, just keep your 3d glasses one trip, and from then on pay for a regular priced movie showing at a similar time, then just walk into the theater with the 3D picture showing.
- if you have been on hold forever, and then you get transferred somewhere, immediately ask for the direct line to the new place you are calling, so you know where to call if you get disconnected. This way you can call back without having to do the hold process all over again.
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On April 06 2011 15:08 eLiE wrote:Show nested quote +On April 05 2011 07:52 Kenderson wrote:On March 30 2011 11:30 McNulty wrote:
Driking pineapple juice makes your spunk taste better. Your GF will appreciate it! Unless she is a spitter... no one likes a spitter! =( That's kinda fucked up bro. I wouldn't want my GF to swallow if she didn't want to, or even take it in her mouth/on her face. Would you want to swallow cum? I doubt it, it's fuckin disgusting, so nobody should have to or be expected to. A little anecdote. I'm with 2 girls (one is a huge bitch) in my practice group and we're talking, and girl 1 (not the bitch) says, "Arrghh, me and my bf (not my grammar) got in a huge fight, but it's personal", code for, "Can't let Eli hear!". So girl 1 is mumbling something, but luckily I have big ears and hear girl 2 reply, "That's nothing! Imagine a white circle this big (makes circle the size of a golf ball). That was in my eye! I mean, I like it, but it's a lot!". At this point, I burst out laughing, try to turn it into a sniffle, and turn away. LOLSLUTS! If I was a chick, I wouldn't let a guy jizz on my face, it's a self-respect issue. Maybe it's a turn on for them? idk... EDIT: life trick. RESPECT YOSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOSELF. Girl 2 once tried to rationalize being a ho-bag by saying she just likes to have a good time, after her sister said she slept around too much. DENIAL! I'm pretty sure the secret code for them is to raise their right hand, and say, "I am not a slut!" My gal pal said they must be empty inside, which makes me feel better about not getting into any relationships I may regret.
Calling girls "sluts" and "ho-bags" because they like cum on their face or in their mouth is pretty pathetic. Everyone has different likes and interests and what gives you the right to call them names because of it? It only becomes a self respect issue if you see it that way; which you obviously do.
Also, I wouldn't snowball with any girl if you paid me, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't gladly jizz in her mouth/face if that's what she wanted.
Lifehack:
If you are a fat bastard and looking to lose weight and you drink a lot of sweetened juice, try pouring a cup with 50% water then pour the juice. If you can just drink water, great, but some people find it too bland and unsatisfying. I find if I want to drink juice, 75% water and 25% juice is a good mixture to get the flavor without a massive amount of sugar.
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On November 08 2010 15:28 stanik wrote:
flush the toilet BEFORE youre finished peeing. saves time. Also it creates a side-game where you see how well you can guess when to flush the toilet. I thought I was the only one who did this LOL! It actually is pretty fun way to have fun peeing too because I get to pride myself on hitting the right timing so no bubbles are left over if I flush to early.
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+ Show Spoiler +On April 06 2011 18:56 Jirikii wrote:Show nested quote +On April 06 2011 14:58 zatic wrote:On April 05 2011 07:39 Dankbeer wrote:
How to open a non-twist off bottle with a lighter:
1. Position your left or right hand over the cap of your beverage of choice.
2. Grip the top of the bottle with the cap directly under the fleshy part of your hand between your index finger and thumb. Your thumb should be wrapped around the bottle just below the cap.
3. Position your lighter (or whatever your using) sideways, top slightly down with the bottom edge of the lighter pressing up against the rim of the cap and the middle of the lighter should be resting across some part of your thumb.
4. Push the top of the lighter (facing down) down while bracing the lighter against your thumb.
5. The force applied through the lighter will work as a lever (your thumb is at the pivot point) pushing against the lower part of the cap.
6. Practice this and you will eventually be able to open your beverage of choice with some class. That's so wrong wow. Never use your thumb. Push over your index finger, lighter pointing away from you. Zatic it works with the thump too you should just figure out whats better for you. Another thing is you don't need a lighter for this method. It works also with plastic bottles (PET in german), other closed glass bottles and cell phones (don't do it with expensive ones). Another option is to use the rim of the plastic case the bottle was in (at least in germany cause beer is often sold in large plastic cases). PLace the rim of the cap on the edge of the case. Place the ball of your thumb on the cap and push downwards. Don't punch on it because that hurts after the secound bottle!
Plastic crates are indeed very useful. however, don't use your fingers or your thumb. You should press with your palm, this is much more useful, since you have more strength from your arm. Press a little on the outside of the bottle cap, so that it's used as a lever itself.
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