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ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
April 17 2011 21:52 GMT
#861
On March 26 2011 05:31 FliedLice wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 23 2011 08:33 Airsick wrote:
On March 23 2011 06:49 SupremeMe wrote:
If you are using Firefox go to Tools --> start private browsing

Now you can surf pr0n without having to delete cookies or history ever again

Control + Shift + N on Chrome


omg i love you :D


wow, that's awesome!
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
graph1k
Profile Joined December 2010
United States97 Posts
April 17 2011 21:54 GMT
#862
On April 07 2011 22:57 Hairy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 01 2011 02:36 arthur wrote:
On November 08 2010 15:15 CaucasianAsian wrote:-Don't pass trucks who are in the left lane on an interstate. They only are in the left lane to pass slower cars in the right lane. So moving to the right lane will put you behind the car that the truck is passing


Undertaking is not only illegal, it is dangerous and stupid. This should be common sense NOT to undertake a lorry and to wait for it to move over so you can overtake it jesus not a life trick.
Here in the UK, yes, but afaik in America you can overtake in whatever lane you fancy on those big roads.


In most states passing on the right is illegal. It is not one of the more enforced laws though. However in many states as well, Trucks are not allowed into the lefthand lanes (usually on 3 lane roads, leftmost lane=no trucks).
Roeder
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark735 Posts
April 17 2011 22:02 GMT
#863
On April 08 2011 09:07 HEROwithNOlegacy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 08 2010 15:28 stanik wrote:
flush the toilet BEFORE youre finished peeing. saves time. Also it creates a side-game where you see how well you can guess when to flush the toilet.
I thought I was the only one who did this LOL! It actually is pretty fun way to have fun peeing too because I get to pride myself on hitting the right timing so no bubbles are left over if I flush to early.



Hahahahaha, I do the same! Try to finish the flush and pissing on the same time.
It's my own little game.
Starcraft is a mix between chess, poker and a Michael Bay movie.
PureMetal
Profile Joined December 2010
United States83 Posts
April 17 2011 22:07 GMT
#864
On April 08 2011 08:40 jester- wrote:
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On April 06 2011 15:08 eLiE wrote:
On April 05 2011 07:52 Kenderson wrote:
On March 30 2011 11:30 McNulty wrote:
Driking pineapple juice makes your spunk taste better. Your GF will appreciate it! Unless she is a spitter... no one likes a spitter! =(

That's kinda fucked up bro. I wouldn't want my GF to swallow if she didn't want to, or even take it in her mouth/on her face. Would you want to swallow cum? I doubt it, it's fuckin disgusting, so nobody should have to or be expected to.


A little anecdote. I'm with 2 girls (one is a huge bitch) in my practice group and we're talking, and girl 1 (not the bitch) says, "Arrghh, me and my bf (not my grammar) got in a huge fight, but it's personal", code for, "Can't let Eli hear!". So girl 1 is mumbling something, but luckily I have big ears and hear girl 2 reply, "That's nothing! Imagine a white circle this big (makes circle the size of a golf ball). That was in my eye! I mean, I like it, but it's a lot!". At this point, I burst out laughing, try to turn it into a sniffle, and turn away. LOLSLUTS! If I was a chick, I wouldn't let a guy jizz on my face, it's a self-respect issue. Maybe it's a turn on for them? idk...

EDIT: life trick. RESPECT YOSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOSELF. Girl 2 once tried to rationalize being a ho-bag by saying she just likes to have a good time, after her sister said she slept around too much. DENIAL! I'm pretty sure the secret code for them is to raise their right hand, and say, "I am not a slut!" My gal pal said they must be empty inside, which makes me feel better about not getting into any relationships I may regret.


Calling girls "sluts" and "ho-bags" because they like cum on their face or in their mouth is pretty pathetic. Everyone has different likes and interests and what gives you the right to call them names because of it? It only becomes a self respect issue if you see it that way; which you obviously do.

Also, I wouldn't snowball with any girl if you paid me, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't gladly jizz in her mouth/face if that's what she wanted.

Lifehack:

If you are a fat bastard and looking to lose weight and you drink a lot of sweetened juice, try pouring a cup with 50% water then pour the juice. If you can just drink water, great, but some people find it too bland and unsatisfying. I find if I want to drink juice, 75% water and 25% juice is a good mixture to get the flavor without a massive amount of sugar.


Sorry but I don't know how you can disagree. I laughed a little.

Also, if you're fat/over-weight, cut all non-water drinks out of your diet completely. Calories in beverages are the easiest things to cut out. Also drink lots of water. Sometimes you're just thirsty when you think you're hungry.
.ths
Profile Joined January 2011
United States57 Posts
April 17 2011 22:08 GMT
#865
On April 18 2011 07:02 Roeder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 08 2011 09:07 HEROwithNOlegacy wrote:
On November 08 2010 15:28 stanik wrote:
flush the toilet BEFORE youre finished peeing. saves time. Also it creates a side-game where you see how well you can guess when to flush the toilet.
I thought I was the only one who did this LOL! It actually is pretty fun way to have fun peeing too because I get to pride myself on hitting the right timing so no bubbles are left over if I flush to early.



Hahahahaha, I do the same! Try to finish the flush and pissing on the same time.
It's my own little game.


Okay okay okay, I do this almost every time just for fun, BUT this isn't the first time that I've heard people say that it "saves time." This confuses me. How does it possibly save time? Do you wait around for the toilet to finish flushing before you leave the bathroom? Unless you mean you're saving the miniscule time it takes to reach up and pull the lever, which is on the scale of 1-2 seconds.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a firm proponent of the 'flush race,' but I just see it as amusement instead of a time saver.
Hostile
Profile Joined September 2010
United States49 Posts
April 17 2011 22:58 GMT
#866
Hope I can remember some of these things... only on page 13.
History's Strongest Disciple
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
April 17 2011 22:59 GMT
#867
On April 18 2011 06:52 ChaseR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2011 05:31 FliedLice wrote:
On March 23 2011 08:33 Airsick wrote:
On March 23 2011 06:49 SupremeMe wrote:
If you are using Firefox go to Tools --> start private browsing

Now you can surf pr0n without having to delete cookies or history ever again

Control + Shift + N on Chrome


omg i love you :D


wow, that's awesome!


Hahahaha you guys didn't know?!

I switched from FF to Chrome a while ago and the "incognito browsing" was the first thing I did...I just don't like the idea of people looking at what I do, even if it's not...uh...for the same reasons as you guys ;D
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
J.Dong
Profile Joined June 2010
United States102 Posts
April 17 2011 23:03 GMT
#868
If you waste a lot of water taking showers over 7 minutes long, when you are done with all the soap stuff, just turn the water temperature to cold (you can do this gradually) until you use no hot water. Then you wash your hair a bit with the 100% cold water and you get out of the shower really fast
Never took a shower >10 min ever since.
I like corsairs.
Kaitlin
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2958 Posts
April 17 2011 23:47 GMT
#869
On April 18 2011 06:54 graph1k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 07 2011 22:57 Hairy wrote:
On February 01 2011 02:36 arthur wrote:
On November 08 2010 15:15 CaucasianAsian wrote:-Don't pass trucks who are in the left lane on an interstate. They only are in the left lane to pass slower cars in the right lane. So moving to the right lane will put you behind the car that the truck is passing


Undertaking is not only illegal, it is dangerous and stupid. This should be common sense NOT to undertake a lorry and to wait for it to move over so you can overtake it jesus not a life trick.
Here in the UK, yes, but afaik in America you can overtake in whatever lane you fancy on those big roads.


In most states passing on the right is illegal. It is not one of the more enforced laws though. However in many states as well, Trucks are not allowed into the lefthand lanes (usually on 3 lane roads, leftmost lane=no trucks).


As I remember, if there are two lanes, it's technically illegal to pass on the right. If there are 3 lanes, you can pass in any lane.
Kukaracha
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
France1954 Posts
April 18 2011 01:49 GMT
#870
On April 06 2011 15:08 eLiE wrote:
If I was a chick, I wouldn't let a guy jizz on my face, it's a self-respect issue. Maybe it's a turn on for them? idk...


Virgin / high-schooler spotted!

You will learn, kid, that sex goes far beyond usual bonds, especially but not exclusively with the one you love. Submissive behaviour is an example among others.
Le long pour l'un pour l'autre est court (le mot-à-mot du mot "amour").
Rabbitmaster
Profile Joined August 2010
1357 Posts
April 19 2011 12:22 GMT
#871
On April 06 2011 14:58 zatic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2011 07:39 Dankbeer wrote:
How to open a non-twist off bottle with a lighter:
1. Position your left or right hand over the cap of your beverage of choice.
2. Grip the top of the bottle with the cap directly under the fleshy part of your hand between your index finger and thumb. Your thumb should be wrapped around the bottle just below the cap.
3. Position your lighter (or whatever your using) sideways, top slightly down with the bottom edge of the lighter pressing up against the rim of the cap and the middle of the lighter should be resting across some part of your thumb.
4. Push the top of the lighter (facing down) down while bracing the lighter against your thumb.
5. The force applied through the lighter will work as a lever (your thumb is at the pivot point) pushing against the lower part of the cap.
6. Practice this and you will eventually be able to open your beverage of choice with some class.

That's so wrong wow. Never use your thumb. Push over your index finger, lighter pointing away from you.


Indeed. Also works with almost any "hard" object. Ive done it with keys, iPhone(i hate it!), empty soda can, axe, shoe etc etc.

I haven't read the entire thread, so sorry if im repeating anything but:

If you have a backwheel-drive car with the engine in front, you might have some problems during winter due to the relatively "low weight" above the back tires. This is easily fixed by putting a couple bags of sand in the trunk (or something of equivalent weight, 100kg+ i would say). This saved me ALOT of hassle this winter!
God is dead.
Watershed-
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands27 Posts
April 19 2011 14:46 GMT
#872
When applying to grad school, request an extra letter of reference from each professor. Open and read them, and submit the ones from the profs who wrote the good ones.
On June 03 2011 04:19 Delerium wrote: I'm sure if you tell a girl "You don't have free will, and neither do I, and I'm going to use psychology to get you to sleep with me tonight" it will have fine results
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
April 19 2011 14:59 GMT
#873
On April 05 2011 07:11 Cain0 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2011 12:45 Smurfz wrote:
1) Order pizza by phone right b4 pizza restaurant closes (don't have it delivered, say you'll pick it up)
2) Never pick up pizza, wait for workers to throw pizza box in dumpster
3) Free Pizza.



I cant image they would throw a perfectly good pizza away before they went home. If I was the workers, I would take the unwanted pizza home and eat it myself. There is a flaw in your plan .


yeah, they will most likely do something else and you will be wasting your time. When people do that stuff at quiznos, we just eat the sandwich ourselves. =]
Kevan
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden2303 Posts
April 19 2011 15:25 GMT
#874
Don't make stupid bets with people

You're not drunk if you can lie down on the floor without holding on to something

If you're not good at backflips, don't do backflips

If you're eating snacks in front of your computer or console, like potato chips for example, use only one hand so that the other one doesn't become greasy and can be used to aim properly or whatever

Do not neglect the importance of dental care.
SC2, rip in pepperinos
Arceus
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Vietnam8333 Posts
April 19 2011 15:32 GMT
#875
A friend told me to have a smoke while toothbrushing so your mouth wont smell bad (and save some time ofc)
I haven't figured out how to do that lol
Jayjay54
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-19 15:38:14
April 19 2011 15:37 GMT
#876
On March 22 2011 13:11 Dalguno wrote:
Just curious, anyone have good tips for dealing with bloody noses?


I actually got a good one here. put some paper towels under your tongue. believe it or not, it works.
Things are laid back in Unidenland. And may the road ahead be lid with dreams and tomorrows. Which are lid with dreams. Also.
MoonfireSpam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1153 Posts
April 19 2011 16:01 GMT
#877
Catching a cold sore/genital wart is for life, some happy time has a higher price than others.
Quochobao
Profile Joined October 2010
United States350 Posts
April 19 2011 16:09 GMT
#878
On April 19 2011 23:46 Watershed- wrote:
When applying to grad school, request an extra letter of reference from each professor. Open and read them, and submit the ones from the profs who wrote the good ones.


Ehmm...that's not true. At least in the US, professors directly mail the letter to the school. You never got your hand on any of them...
Best or nothing.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6181 Posts
April 19 2011 16:17 GMT
#879
On April 05 2011 07:52 Kenderson wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2011 11:30 McNulty wrote:
Driking pineapple juice makes your spunk taste better. Your GF will appreciate it! Unless she is a spitter... no one likes a spitter! =(

That's kinda fucked up bro. I wouldn't want my GF to swallow if she didn't want to, or even take it in her mouth/on her face. Would you want to swallow cum? I doubt it, it's fuckin disgusting, so nobody should have to or be expected to.

lol, you must be fine with a girl that doesnt want to have sex either..
It feels awesome to release your load while getting a BJ. don't know why but it just does.

On April 19 2011 21:22 Rabbitmaster wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2011 14:58 zatic wrote:
On April 05 2011 07:39 Dankbeer wrote:
How to open a non-twist off bottle with a lighter:
1. Position your left or right hand over the cap of your beverage of choice.
2. Grip the top of the bottle with the cap directly under the fleshy part of your hand between your index finger and thumb. Your thumb should be wrapped around the bottle just below the cap.
3. Position your lighter (or whatever your using) sideways, top slightly down with the bottom edge of the lighter pressing up against the rim of the cap and the middle of the lighter should be resting across some part of your thumb.
4. Push the top of the lighter (facing down) down while bracing the lighter against your thumb.
5. The force applied through the lighter will work as a lever (your thumb is at the pivot point) pushing against the lower part of the cap.
6. Practice this and you will eventually be able to open your beverage of choice with some class.

That's so wrong wow. Never use your thumb. Push over your index finger, lighter pointing away from you.


Indeed. Also works with almost any "hard" object. Ive done it with keys, iPhone(i hate it!), empty soda can, axe, shoe etc etc.

Can be done even with newspaper, so it doesn't need to be even a hard object

Belano
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden657 Posts
April 19 2011 16:26 GMT
#880
When posting a large post on TL.net or any other forum, make sure to include some images. It makes your post look more interesting and people will be more likely to read it since it takes care of the whole "wall-of-text" problem.
Bring back 1 supply roaches.
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