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Ive been away for a couple weeks, dont really know what I've missed and Im too lazy to check it out, so if you guys want to be super nice you can write some summaries of anything important in the last 2 weeks in foreign bw (i read the articles on newpage for korean bw).
Anyways, back to the point of the thread, cockblocking: The act of preventing someone from getting ass.
About 10 days ago I was drinking with a few of my buddies and this indian girl shanthi. Shes easily the best looking indian ive ever seen, great body, very cute face. Anyways, she kinda likes me so I was planning on hooking up with her that night.
Enter Giambra, my hedonistic friend. The kid has no morals, will say anything he thinks, will do anything. Dont get me wrong, I love the kid, but this time he went too far.
So, we were drinking some wine and beer and then me and shanthi started watching a movie on the couch. She fell asleep in my arms, which was the first thing that pissed me off. I decided patience would be ok, so I would just wait till she woke up.
Giambra came in the room saw her asleep in my arms and started laughing, waking her up. We went to the bathroom then came back to my room. We got back on the couch and she started shivering. I figured now would be a good time to make a move.
"You cold?", "yes", "want to get in bed?", "maybe", "ok, well im going up there, you can join me if you want"
I ran up my ladder to my bed and expected her to join me soon. I kinda fluffed my pillow and kicked the sheets down and jumped under my cover. I turn around literally 15 seconds later and see giambra on the couch with his arm around her starting to like suck on her neck.
I was in shock. I couldnt fucking believe it. She didnt really respond to it for a while but after a little bit they started making out. I didnt know what to do. I could have flipped out and fought him but that would be kind of stupid -- I dont really like the girl more than friends so it was just ass i was losing out on (not worth fighting a friend over) and giambra is a better fighter than me.
So I basically just left the room and hid his cell phone in the freezer, he found it two days later. Looking back I made a few fatal flaws. I should have a) kissed her sooner or b) never left the couch. Still really really fucking lame what he did, there is no doubt in my mind that if he wasnt in the room she would have come up soon after. I flipped out on him afterwards, but I think not pressing the issue at the time was ok.
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sucks.
indian girls are fine.
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Could've been posted here. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=13723
But yeah, that's not so much a 'cockblock' I don't think.
Cockblocks are more of girls who play REALLY HARD TO GET, and it doesn't sound like she is, if your buddy got her making out with him so easily, that's definitely not a cockblock.
But yeah one thing you did wrong, was go ahead. Or at least I think so. I'd never say 'meet me here' then bounce. (like taking a piss) I kind of learned that lesson already.
Always go together, it works better like that.
But yeah, I probably would've tried to fight him too, I know where you're coming from.
It's all bullshit, a lesson learned in a situation like this, is a nice lesson learned for the future.
All in on the experience young player. 
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damn that sucks.
friends dont make moves on girls that other friends are with. 
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On May 16 2004 19:59 threshy wrote:
sucks.
indian girls are fine.
On May 16 2004 20:01 luminosity_ wrote:
make me a samosa!
Wow, 2 idiots posted already !
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On May 16 2004 20:03 Mydnyte wrote: Wow, 2 idiots posted already !
i think this will be 4 
for those of u who seem puzzled.. hes saying his FRIEND cockblocked him. duh. wtf. 
maybe u should see what ur friend thinks about it, u stole ur ass it seems, or did he think u had given it up?
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On May 16 2004 20:02 Mydnyte wrote: Could've been posted here. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=13723But yeah, that's not so much a 'cockblock' I don't think. Cockblocks are more of girls who play REALLY HARD TO GET, and it doesn't sound like she is, if your buddy got her making out with him so easily, that's definitely not a cockblock.
no no, thats a tease.
a cockblock is the act of stopping someone from getting ass.
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On May 16 2004 20:07 choboPEon wrote: no no, thats a tease. a cockblock is the act of stopping someone from getting ass.
Oh I see.
Thx. -_-v
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Shanthi is Hindi/gujarati/prob a bunch of other Indian dialects, for 'silence'
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This reminds me of the story of Nazi Germany, where various minorities (for the most part) looked the other way when the nazis were stripping the Jews of their rights and hauling them off to concentration camps...
... until they, themselves, were targetted as well.
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People dont even know what cock blocking is? :| wtf...
But anyway, yeah that blows. That's not really cock blocking though, its just making an ass hole type move on a girl he knew u were trying to get with. It woulda been cock blocking if he sat down next to her and was telling her not to go up with u cuz of how ur a player and fucked other girls the previous week. I cant stand cock blocking, i avoid it completely. I remember one night i was hanging in my friends room with 2 other guys and this girl comes over and is on the bed messing around with my friend sort of, it was obvious they wanted to fuck. So as soon as it became obvious i made some excuse to leave and had to take the other friends with me. One wanted to stay and was just oblivious to what was going on. :|
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more an interception than a block
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On May 16 2004 21:20 Casper... wrote:
more an interception than a block
i suppose it was.
funny thing is she thinks he is a creep, always complains how creepy he is. then she fuckin turns around and hooks up with him in front of me when i was sure we were going to.
oh well, she has a twin sister who is more wild than she is, i think im gonna visit her this summer and rail her sister to get back at her.
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On May 16 2004 21:28 BigBalls wrote: oh well, she has a twin sister who is more wild than she is, i think im gonna visit her this summer and rail her sister to get back at her. lol, nicely done. go for it.  She'll definetely want some of the "bigballs"
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mydnyte
do you think indian girls aren't fine?
or you think that what happened to him didn't suck?
or you just think it's cool to call people who post concisely idiots?
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for the most part i dont think indian girls are fine.
ive probably met 50 indian girls in my life and i have thought 2 are attractive. a lot had weird features, ugly faces, or facial hair.
i doubt her sister is as good looking as she is, they are fraternal twins. but oh well, she deserves it. then again if i visit i can probably get ass for sure, no other guys there. we'll see
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I know a guy who was going to go out on a date with a really hot girl, but he had some bad pizza like 5 hours before so he couldn't go.
Cockblocked by a pizza!
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mine probably not as bad, but still sucked.
well im over at this girls house with some of my friends and she has her friends over that where going to the prom the next night. well im on the couch with some girl and she is lookin pretty damn good. I got things going by giving her a back massage & after I kissed her. so im kissing her and slowing taking her shirt off. I notice the girls whos house we are at looking over at us and she says, " hey jessica dont you have a boyfriend your going to prom with tomarrow? " So she puts her shoulder straps on and pushes away from me. Im like no this bitch just didn't. I know im morally corupt ect for wanting to tap dat ass even though she had a boyfriend, but still!
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i dont like sipping another guy's koolaid.
that and ive been cheated on before so i dont want another guy to go through that feeling i had.
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bigballs, but I didn't know she had a boyfriend so if it wasn't for the other girl fucking everything up my world would of been fuckin spiffy.
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On May 16 2004 22:28 Stim_Abuser wrote:
bigballs, but I didn't know she had a boyfriend so if it wasn't for the other girl fucking everything up my world would of been fuckin spiffy.
On May 16 2004 22:01 Stim_Abuser wrote: I know im morally corupt ect for wanting to tap dat ass even though she had a boyfriend, but still!
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i know what youre saying, but you still wanted to after you found out. Im saying I dont like doing it, then again if i was in that situation I suppose I definitely would want to.
Adding to that if I was placed in a situation where I knew a girl had a boyfriend and she was very attractive, i dont think i could turn it down.
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lol u got a gr8 friend :D biggballer
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On May 16 2004 21:43 GoDHovZ wrote:
i know what i have to do now
what?
im gonna fuck your mother
That video is so funny.
That sucks, balls, you should fuck her sister to get back at her. hahaha
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never heard of the term cockblock. I just usually place those type of acts into the "dog act" column, but realy, what has society become when a friend deprives another of booty that he has tried for. It would have been fair play if u didnt put any ground work into it though, but it sounds like u did.
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I see you know the DJ terminology bigballs.
Like it was said, this wasnt cockblock, that name is for when some girl friend of the girl you're hitting is getting between the way, or some guy.
Think of this as a lesson, next time you will act quicker. I assume you didnt acted quicker cause you never saw your friend coming in between, so it wasnt all your game's fault. Even tough girls think guy xxx is an asshole, once they're aroused, they are ready to do everything. You didnt made a move, just a splicit invitation that she prolly wasnt up to before some making out and getting her in the mood. So your buddy was an asshole, but oh well, think of it as a lesson and as a goal assist for you friend.
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haha... similar thing happened to one of my friends and shanti a while ago too --
btw bigballs, i think shanti already has a boyfriend, atleast thats what she always says. maybe it's just to keep the guys off her though? or did they recently break up?
anyway... just be glad you ain't sipping on another guys koolaid!
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Isn't the goldren rule that you can only cockblock your friends so long as you, in the process, give yourself NO chance at all with the woman in question?
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No, the golden rule is you don't cockblock your friends.
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On May 17 2004 08:01 DevAzTaYtA wrote:
haha... similar thing happened to one of my friends and shanti a while ago too --
btw bigballs, i think shanti already has a boyfriend, atleast thats what she always says. maybe it's just to keep the guys off her though? or did they recently break up?
anyway... just be glad you ain't sipping on another guys koolaid!
haha...yeah, they broke up i think. he lives in missouri
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My answer: a and b, leaving the couch was stupid. When I read "making my move" I thought you were going to get your mouth closer to hers, that's making a move, not saying, do you wanna go somewhere else (a couch is as good a make-out spot as a bed imo).
Anyway, she fell a sleep in your arms... this way she should've woken up with you stroking her hair or having your hands in more 'comfortable' places (no, you stupid kids who read this, I don't mean her breasts). I thinjk a little more bodylanguage/physical contact would've either prevented her to fall asleep and/or would've probably made you successfull in any attempt (while being on that couch, the whole moving-thing was stupid  )
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On May 16 2004 22:01 Stim_Abuser wrote:
mine probably not as bad, but still sucked.
well im over at this girls house with some of my friends and she has her friends over that where going to the prom the next night. well im on the couch with some girl and she is lookin pretty damn good. I got things going by giving her a back massage & after I kissed her. so im kissing her and slowing taking her shirt off. I notice the girls whos house we are at looking over at us and she says, " hey jessica dont you have a boyfriend your going to prom with tomarrow? " So she puts her shoulder straps on and pushes away from me. Im like no this bitch just didn't. I know im morally corupt ect for wanting to tap dat ass even though she had a boyfriend, but still!
Uhm, don't you like try to make at least a bit sure nobody comes to check on you when you're already taking her shirt off...
but, your right, it's sucks when 'her friends' make sure she won't go too far, or make her realise she already went too far and then do some collective forgetting.
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On May 17 2004 09:29 Fedaykin wrote: My answer: a and b, leaving the couch was stupid. When I read "making my move" I thought you were going to get your mouth closer to hers, that's making a move, not saying, do you wanna go somewhere else (a couch is as good a make-out spot as a bed imo). Anyway, she fell a sleep in your arms... this way she should've woken up with you stroking her hair or having your hands in more 'comfortable' places (no, you stupid kids who read this, I don't mean her breasts). I thinjk a little more bodylanguage/physical contact would've either prevented her to fall asleep and/or would've probably made you successfull in any attempt (while being on that couch, the whole moving-thing was stupid )
yeah, basically. the weekend before that she passed out in my arms too, then woke up and started kinda kissing my neck, so i figured id just wait till she woke up before doing anything at all. oh well, good lesson to learn
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"join me later" ? wtf -____-; a "come with me" would be more effective dont you think?
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On May 17 2004 23:35 baal wrote:
"join me later" ? wtf -____-; a "come with me" would be more effective dont you think?
My thoughts exactly. -.-a
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Perli you're 16 and 6"3? Wow.and wtf is "broad"
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LOL u hid his cell in the fridge? gosu... haha :D
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On May 16 2004 21:43 GoDHovZ wrote:
i know what i have to do now
what?
im gonna fuck your mother
ROFL from ebaums world? ^_^
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Well i used to wait for the "perfect" moment to make the move and guess what... it never CAME!
So one day i just decided that ill go for it no matter what so i start talking to myself... NOW or never! and i make the move, usually is kissing them
And that has worked for me so far, a couple of them back out a lil but all you have to say is "wtf, you are so shy", and after 5 minutes you will get'em...
Actually all my friends stare at me when im talking to a girl cuz they say its funny how just suddenly and out of nowhere i just jump over them LOL :p
PS: Actually one girl after she backed, said "sorry but i tought you were goint to bite me or something" LOL
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