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sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
January 31 2011 07:18 GMT
#21
On January 31 2011 16:13 vyyye wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2011 16:10 sob3k wrote:
On January 31 2011 16:08 vyyye wrote:
On January 31 2011 16:04 sob3k wrote:
On January 31 2011 15:57 Haemonculus wrote:
On January 31 2011 15:41 sob3k wrote:
At first I was like "cool"

And then I looked at it and realized its just 2 idiots basically running into each other with big sticks and falling over.

Conclusion: Its dumb

Golf's just a bunch of idiots hitting a small ball around with a stick.
Football is a bunch of idiots tackling each other and taking a break every 5 seconds.
Tennis is just a couple idiots hitting a ball back and forth.

etc etc

Clearly there's a bit more to it than you're leading on.


or tennis against a wall by yourself

Wouldn't that be like jousting with a wall, rather?

Jousting might be stupid, but your comparisons makes it look genius.


I think you kind of missed the point.

Hardly, you're saying the sport is stupid and while making stupid comparisons. Unless your posts in this thread are satirical I rest my case.


Here, I'll help you out.

I said Jousting is dumb because it has no depth (and is very dangerous).

Haemonculous gave examples of other sports that according to my terms she says are also dumb.

I responded by saying those sports are much more sophisticated by giving examples of them simplified to a level I compare with jousting. The comparisons were of level of complexity, not literal....What would golf be? Jousting with the ground?
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43813 Posts
January 31 2011 07:20 GMT
#22
On January 31 2011 15:31 travis wrote:
It doesn't seem like a very good idea to me.

One of those kings, I forget which one but one of the badass ones died from jousting. The lance thingamajig broke on his chest, and went up through his visor and through his eye into his brain. He lived for a while longer but the doctors then didn't know how to help him.

Exact same thing happened a few years ago on some jousting being done for a tv programme.
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peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
January 31 2011 07:21 GMT
#23
o.O that would fucking hurt?
the throws never bothered me anyway
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
January 31 2011 07:30 GMT
#24
Badassery at it's bad assedness. It's like Rambo and Dick Butkus had horse riding stick wielding babies. who wanted to kill each other.
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vyyye
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden3917 Posts
January 31 2011 07:35 GMT
#25
On January 31 2011 16:18 sob3k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2011 16:13 vyyye wrote:
On January 31 2011 16:10 sob3k wrote:
On January 31 2011 16:08 vyyye wrote:
On January 31 2011 16:04 sob3k wrote:
On January 31 2011 15:57 Haemonculus wrote:
On January 31 2011 15:41 sob3k wrote:
At first I was like "cool"

And then I looked at it and realized its just 2 idiots basically running into each other with big sticks and falling over.

Conclusion: Its dumb

Golf's just a bunch of idiots hitting a small ball around with a stick.
Football is a bunch of idiots tackling each other and taking a break every 5 seconds.
Tennis is just a couple idiots hitting a ball back and forth.

etc etc

Clearly there's a bit more to it than you're leading on.


or tennis against a wall by yourself

Wouldn't that be like jousting with a wall, rather?

Jousting might be stupid, but your comparisons makes it look genius.


I think you kind of missed the point.

Hardly, you're saying the sport is stupid and while making stupid comparisons. Unless your posts in this thread are satirical I rest my case.


Here, I'll help you out.

I said Jousting is dumb because it has no depth (and is very dangerous).

Haemonculous gave examples of other sports that according to my terms she says are also dumb.

I responded by saying those sports are much more sophisticated by giving examples of them simplified to a level I compare with jousting. The comparisons were of level of complexity, not literal....What would golf be? Jousting with the ground?

Are you serious?

Your examples were there to highlight the complexity and sophistication of the sports? Because in that case it makes less bloody sense.

If you're going to simplify an entire sport with "Big sticks, they run, they dumb" you need to support your statements beyond that. Gold would be a few folks hitting golf balls with some sticks aiming for a hole, which is what it is essentially. Doesn't mean the sport isn't complex.

Do you really think you can simply ride without thought, aim your lance and hope to the gods that your lance connects first? It would be hard to imagine that there isn't a lot the untrained eye can't see at all.

Eh.
acker
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2958 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-31 08:00:28
January 31 2011 07:56 GMT
#26
Considering that jousting was originally built off of a martial art and was THE combat sport of "civilized" Europe up until the 17th century, I'd expect it to demand a massive amount of skill and training.

I'd expect it to be a lot like pole vaulting, where you're trying to apply an optimal amount of force at the tip of a long pole. Except with horses, heavier pole, and a moving target that's trying to throw you off.

Yeah, fairly difficult.
BlueBird.
Profile Joined August 2008
United States3890 Posts
January 31 2011 08:04 GMT
#27
the fake jousting people do is scary enough, and cool enough, no need to try to do the real thing and get yourself killed.. But i guess it's just their idea of a good time, plenty of people do other dangerous things for fun =/.
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Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
January 31 2011 08:20 GMT
#28
I'd enjoy the sport :D.
Hows that any different then two people (or more) tackling each other in football?
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
January 31 2011 08:38 GMT
#29
tempted to go watch a knights tale now

Really love medieval stuff
Cant wait for the next MD ren fair
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Inside.Out
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada569 Posts
January 31 2011 08:43 GMT
#30
this seems more like a show-sport, kinda like wrestling. its really cool and all, but idunno bout it overall.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-31 09:14:52
January 31 2011 09:14 GMT
#31
double post opsie :S
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
January 31 2011 10:02 GMT
#32
they arent even using real lances and going like 5 miles per an hour. i'd rather just go watch medieval times lol.
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Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
January 31 2011 10:21 GMT
#33
On January 31 2011 19:02 Terranist wrote:
they arent even using real lances and going like 5 miles per an hour. i'd rather just go watch medieval times lol.


What?

They are using real pine lances used back in medieval Europe. They are also going considerably faster than 5 mph. Not sure if we're seeing the same thing.
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Zrana
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom698 Posts
January 31 2011 10:47 GMT
#34
It's called slow-motion lol
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
January 31 2011 11:24 GMT
#35
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8286225/Time-Team-horseman-killed-by-lance-fragment-during-joust.html

Jousting claims its first victim of 2011
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
January 31 2011 11:46 GMT
#36
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Ahahahahaha fucking rednecks this is amazing.
eu.exodus
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
South Africa1186 Posts
January 31 2011 11:52 GMT
#37
jousting?

2 guys riding towards each other on horses, with armour on and wood in hand, aiming it at someones chest with the goal of knocking the other guy on his ass at the risk of poking out an eye?

Why do i fail to see the 'badassery' or entertainment value of this?

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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43813 Posts
January 31 2011 12:06 GMT
#38
On January 31 2011 20:24 mofisto wrote:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8286225/Time-Team-horseman-killed-by-lance-fragment-during-joust.html

Jousting claims its first victim of 2011

That happened a few years ago, it was just the inquest that came out recently.
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Keniji
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Netherlands2569 Posts
January 31 2011 12:28 GMT
#39
On January 31 2011 16:20 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2011 15:31 travis wrote:
It doesn't seem like a very good idea to me.

One of those kings, I forget which one but one of the badass ones died from jousting. The lance thingamajig broke on his chest, and went up through his visor and through his eye into his brain. He lived for a while longer but the doctors then didn't know how to help him.

Exact same thing happened a few years ago on some jousting being done for a tv programme.


I was just going to ask if they have at least some modern day modification like plastic in their visor that protect them from splinters.

I guess not.
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
January 31 2011 12:35 GMT
#40
seriously. I'd definitely put some goggles on under the visor.
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