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Winning the OSL Is Easy!

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DJEtterStyle
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2766 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-02 09:38:06
November 02 2007 08:37 GMT
#1
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So easy, even fictional, animated characters can do it!

Winning the OSL Is Easy!
by DJEtterStyle
TeamLiquid: Final Edits


Like a dog delivering a dead animal to his owner, I feel utterly compelled to share my opinions with the masses, unwelcome though they may be. But this time, the joke’s on you! By clicking on the link to this article, you’ve asked for my opinion. You want it. You’re begging for it. So I’m almost ashamed to confess that this article contains no opinions whatsoever; it’s nothing but cold, hard science. And because all good science starts with a conclusion, I’ll provide one: winning the OSL is easy.

It’s so easy, in fact, that I have to wonder how the revelation escaped so many lesser minds. My powerful brain is usually preoccupied with how to reform the reactionary structure of the American government, the history of literary criticism, and female gymnasts. So for me to spend my time pondering how to win the OSL seems like a waste of talent, and indeed, it was: I could have watched at least three floor exercises in the time it took me to research this article. Regardless, please allow me to present my exhaustive research. By following these simple steps, anyone can win the OSL!
  • Go to Korea (South).
  • Go 12-0 in the Courage League.
  • Go 6-0 in the PSL.
  • Go 9-0 in the OSC.
  • Go 11-0 in the OSL.
I can already hear the loud-mouthed and annoying among you saying, “But that’s 38 straight wins! That seems like a lot!” Well, the terms “seems” and “a lot” are wholly unscientific by definition, meaning that they have no place in a serious, scientific article such as this one. So all you’ve really said is, “But that’s 38 straight wins!” And indeed, it is. But it doesn’t have to be.
  • Go to Korea (South)
  • Go 12-6 in the Courage League.
  • Go 6-3 in the PSL.
  • Go 2-1 in the OSC.
  • Go 2-1 in the ODT.
  • Go 10-6 in the OSL.
By following the above-outlined method, anyone can win the OSL with a mere 65.31% winning percentage. Get a solid D average and you’re a champion!

But all this research begs the question: because my easy-to-follow steps were not published until just now, who is going to win the current OSL? The answer lies in the percentage. Only one player in the current OSL has a winning percentage above 65.31%, and that player is Jaedong. So who’s going to win the current OSL? Jaedong. You can’t argue with science.
noojOh
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States755 Posts
November 02 2007 08:46 GMT
#2
ha im gonna go try this
ftw
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-02 08:47:48
November 02 2007 08:47 GMT
#3
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
November 02 2007 08:49 GMT
#4
Ha! It's easier for me because I'm already in Korea (South).

Muahahah.
returns upon momentous occasions.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-02 08:50:13
November 02 2007 08:49 GMT
#5
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D

how can you say it's not worth an FE

in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL

someone forward this to yellow and midas
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koryano321
Profile Joined June 2007
United States309 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-02 08:53:50
November 02 2007 08:53 GMT
#6
On November 02 2007 17:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D

how can you say it's not worth an FE

in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL

someone forward this to yellow and midas


hahhahahahahhahahahahaha you forgot reach
Scorpio2012 wrote: i guess god is about as useful as a protoss scout
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
November 02 2007 08:54 GMT
#7
okay guys, see you in korea!
http://twitter.com/jhNz
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
November 02 2007 09:03 GMT
#8
That was nice.

And I hope Jaedong takes it. I love this guy!
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
HaXxorIzed
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Australia8434 Posts
November 02 2007 09:50 GMT
#9
Steve, hurry the fuck up and get a degree on this stuff already. : )
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HaXxorIzed
aeronexus
Profile Joined June 2007
United States392 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-02 10:08:50
November 02 2007 09:55 GMT
#10
man I'm so glad there's more to the StarLeagues than this

but really, you should have waited until April 1st
10 points!
MuShu
Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
November 02 2007 09:59 GMT
#11
But technically you could go 35-3ish and still lose the OSL.

Besides, we all know Bisu will win the OSL.
red.venom
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4651 Posts
November 02 2007 10:28 GMT
#12
On November 02 2007 17:53 koryano321 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2007 17:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D

how can you say it's not worth an FE

in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL

someone forward this to yellow and midas


hahhahahahahhahahahahaha you forgot reach


Reach won an osl?????????
Broom
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 02 2007 11:12 GMT
#13
lol wf -_-
cool
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Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
November 02 2007 13:37 GMT
#14
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D


On November 02 2007 18:03 KizZBG wrote:
That was nice.

And I hope Jaedong takes it. I love this guy!


go Jaedong!!!
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 02 2007 14:07 GMT
#15
On November 02 2007 17:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D

how can you say it's not worth an FE

in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL

someone forward this to yellow and midas


loooooooooooooooooool
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zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
November 02 2007 14:35 GMT
#16
For some reason the only thing I can think of is Butters winning an OSL.... :>
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
November 02 2007 14:53 GMT
#17
On November 02 2007 17:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D

how can you say it's not worth an FE

in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL

someone forward this to yellow and midas



rofl

give it to poor Bisu >
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
November 02 2007 16:38 GMT
#18
brb
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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
November 02 2007 17:07 GMT
#19
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yakii *
Profile Joined June 2006
Korea (South)1448 Posts
November 02 2007 17:27 GMT
#20
On November 02 2007 17:46 noojOh wrote:
ha im gonna go try this


haha you may expect "cool cheerful boards" from teamliquid.
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