EPTahara wrote:
I love the part where you mention you're a published writer. I didn't know we were comparing the size of our penises. But since you went down that road, I have to ask, what kind of writer criticizes someone else's grammar while using redundant phrases like "literary work of art" and making usage errors like "emotive" and "lactate". Seriously, "lactate"? You realize that means to produce milk from my tits? What does it have to do with anything? If you're that shitty of a writer and you're really "published", I'm not surprised at all that you're used to criticism. Can you even tell me what's so antiquated about my syntax, or is that just a phrase you picked up from your editors and it makes you feel good to use it on others?
I love the part where you mention you're a published writer. I didn't know we were comparing the size of our penises. But since you went down that road, I have to ask, what kind of writer criticizes someone else's grammar while using redundant phrases like "literary work of art" and making usage errors like "emotive" and "lactate". Seriously, "lactate"? You realize that means to produce milk from my tits? What does it have to do with anything? If you're that shitty of a writer and you're really "published", I'm not surprised at all that you're used to criticism. Can you even tell me what's so antiquated about my syntax, or is that just a phrase you picked up from your editors and it makes you feel good to use it on others?
I am laughing so hard right now I think I just tore a lung in half and allowed several litres of air into my bloodstream while my body is pumping adrenaline into my face to keep me alive while I laugh.
Because, you know, human physiology works that way. Kind of like SYNTAX AMIRITE.
I just read this:
Take your anti-intellectualism to 4chan or something, where people care.
Oh lord I could not be having any more fun right now, this is seriously better than listening to "Rock Me Amadeus" while blasted or watching Lucky Star while naked or some crazy awesome shit.
