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Sworn
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada920 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-10 03:07:40
November 09 2010 23:43 GMT
#3141
On October 13 2010 13:08 Duban wrote:
When I was a kid I refused to cry as crying was for babies and unlike most young kids I actually followed through with it for years. From the age of 4 or 5 to the 6th grade I cried only twice. Once was understandable as these kids broke my skull when i was shooting some hoops outside the school

then I took a cab with a license plate that said fresh and had dice in the mirror
if anything I would have said that this cab was rare but then i moved to with my auntie and uncle in belair.




Fixed.
"Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather." CJ Entus Fighting! <3 Effort
Krigwin
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1130 Posts
November 09 2010 23:47 GMT
#3142
On November 09 2010 04:57 Happy.fairytail wrote:
I don't know exactly when (sometime in the past few years), but I picked up this really weird habit of rubbing my nipples whenever I start to take a dump.

wat

On November 09 2010 10:43 Ahtiven wrote:
i've been flirting and cyber sexing with this girl for months.

she just wouldn't want to meet in real life.

turns out she was a gay man. FML.

...wat

On November 10 2010 07:07 Deadlyhazard wrote:
I think SC2 is the worst game Blizzard has released yet :S. Still a decent game.

.....WAT.


There is something wrong with you people.
Set_
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom9 Posts
November 10 2010 13:36 GMT
#3143
I have an awesome job that some people would literately kill for but i would trade it in to be pro SC2 T_T
Deleted User 101379
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
4849 Posts
November 10 2010 14:08 GMT
#3144
Every night i go to bed hoping never to wake up again for another day in the ruins of my life.
ProjectVirtue
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada360 Posts
November 10 2010 14:22 GMT
#3145
On November 09 2010 09:42 Blobskillz wrote:
I dont like big boobies


too big = too saggy
the proportions look horrible
俺はダメ人間。。。
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
November 10 2010 18:43 GMT
#3146
Just took a 20mg Adderall XR for no other reason but boredom. I do have a prescription.
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
November 10 2010 18:48 GMT
#3147
i miss broodwar
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
November 10 2010 19:13 GMT
#3148
On November 10 2010 22:36 Set_ wrote:
I have an awesome job that some people would literately kill for but i would trade it in to be pro SC2 T_T

Confess != Brag

I steal Internetz!!!
Brandish
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States339 Posts
November 11 2010 00:45 GMT
#3149
after playing sc2 i try to rally my probes to minerals in bw
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
November 11 2010 01:03 GMT
#3150
On November 02 2010 09:39 Shaka_Kon wrote:
I probably the only guy who doesn't like coffee and Beer/alcohol...They do smell nice...but it tastes like crap. No offense!


*High Five*
☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
aiew
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway11 Posts
November 11 2010 08:43 GMT
#3151
I've been lurking teamliquid regulary for 7-8 years. This is my very first post.
It is what it is.
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
November 11 2010 08:48 GMT
#3152
On November 11 2010 03:43 JadeFist wrote:
Just took a 20mg Adderall XR for no other reason but boredom. I do have a prescription.


Spent a while experimentally sniffing a small bottle of nail polish in my room earlier for the same reason.

Gives abit of a headrush :O
Adonai bless
Humbug
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States264 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-11 09:12:44
November 11 2010 09:11 GMT
#3153
I think I might have depression but am too embarrassed to seek counseling

(^ first year uni student)
What is an angel? Show me an angel and I shall paint one
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 11 2010 09:16 GMT
#3154
When I sneeze after awhile (5 hours) my chest cracks every time.
SpaceToaster
Profile Joined October 2010
United States289 Posts
November 11 2010 09:24 GMT
#3155
I like small boobs.

I really like a Jewish girl, but I'm afraid my parents won't approve, or worse, they'll try to get me to convert her.

I'm also afraid said girl doesn't trust me, we've got a history, and while its apparent she likes me well enough, the nature of the way I know her gives her good reason to not trust me. I met her while I was dating a different girl long distance and we hooked up and started kinda sorta dating. I tried to break up with the other girl but she turned into a crazy bitch and decided to move out to Texas with me, and I foolishly (mostly cause I knew I'd get consistent sex) decided to go with it instead of going for the girl I really liked. Now its been a year and I've been single for a bit, and I'm finally talking to her again, we've hooked up a few times and started going on dates but things have been rocky lately.

While I like SC2 a lot, I really wish it was more like SCBW.

I haven't played a video game, aside from casual SSBB, in about a month, but I still come here everyday.

I missed MLG Dallas just for the opportunity to maybe see the girl I like.

Two weeks ago I drank so much so consistently I pissed blood for two days. Reminder: If you're going to go to sleep drunk for 12 days straight, drink water whenever possible.

I'm too poor to buy food, but I won't hesitate to spend around $200 a month on cigarettes and beer.

I'm very good at computer science, but my work ethic is so bad I've failed out of college twice. Somehow transfered instead of losing my scholarship the first time. Two full years of free college, and I get kicked out, with just barely enough hours to be a sophomore, that'd be okay except I left highschool with 27 credit hours. I've only earned 12 or so hours in two years, basically passing one class a semester. I'm on academic suspension now, but hopefully I can get my act together when I go back in January.
Shade692003
Profile Joined August 2005
Canada702 Posts
November 11 2010 09:29 GMT
#3156
I fucking procrastinate all the time instead of doing homework and it's ruining my university

And yes, I should be doing homework right now. I really need to consult or something to try to fix this, it's ruining my life.
I hate the post below mine because it feels War3-ish.
MICHELLE
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (South)199 Posts
November 11 2010 09:54 GMT
#3157
the better I get at sc2, the more the game suck and make me miss bw
Artosis, he's like that moss that grows on a tree that lets you know where the sun is
Yeld
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria106 Posts
November 11 2010 10:56 GMT
#3158
The moment a female is wearing a collar or scarf, I instantly feel attracted to her. This might not sound so bad, but it really is.

Also my gf told me she would rather die than dress like that... T_T
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
November 11 2010 11:00 GMT
#3159
On November 10 2010 07:58 slappy wrote:
i shed a tear at the end of toy story 3

I'm not gonna lie I did too, but then again I cry at like almost every movie.
this is my quote.
Sarang
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia2363 Posts
November 11 2010 11:10 GMT
#3160

I am, yet again, considering switching my race. Maybe it'll be for good this time. /sarcasm
"Killer helped me feel better before coming to the arena. He told me to say that." - Bomber
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