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MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-09 01:47:05
November 09 2010 01:44 GMT
#3121
I have ever since I broke with my girlfriend, seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a kind of solitary wanderer in the wild of life, without any direction, or fixed point of view: a gloomy gazer on the world to which I have little relation...

Once you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy.

Yay.
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
Diablo666
Profile Joined October 2005
United States306 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-09 03:54:09
November 09 2010 03:50 GMT
#3122
On November 09 2010 10:44 MasterFischer wrote:
I have ever since I broke with my girlfriend, seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a kind of solitary wanderer in the wild of life, without any direction, or fixed point of view: a gloomy gazer on the world to which I have little relation...

Once you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy.

Yay.


I feel the same way since i lost my the love of my life Its has been almost 3 years and i can't find anyone better than her yet

Edit: (just to be on topic)
I used to log onto my manager's computer just to read all of her email to see if i could find naked pictures of her lol!
No soy mala yerba, solo yerba en mal lugar
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
November 09 2010 05:26 GMT
#3123
On November 09 2010 08:57 meeple wrote:
Bald women turn me on... no joke...

Like, Sinead o'Connor type bald?



Cause I'm totally with you on that one.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-09 07:16:08
November 09 2010 07:08 GMT
#3124
On November 02 2010 09:39 Shaka_Kon wrote:
I probably the only guy who doesn't like coffee and Beer/alcohol...They do smell nice...but it tastes like crap. No offense!


me too, except i dont think they smell nice, either.

mine: i took a huge shit in the bathroom at work yesterday. it was so foul that i almost vomited. as i was walking out, a female coworker says hi and asks if i just came from the bathroom (it's one bathroom for both genders). i lied and said i was just walking around taking a stretch break. she goes to the bathroom and then returns to the office informing everyone of the stink bomb in the bathroom and trying to find out who did it.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-09 18:03:03
November 09 2010 17:57 GMT
#3125
On November 09 2010 10:44 MasterFischer wrote:
I have ever since I broke with my girlfriend, seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a kind of solitary wanderer in the wild of life, without any direction, or fixed point of view: a gloomy gazer on the world to which I have little relation...

Once you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy.

Yay.

Damn man I feel exactly the same...
Why did you left her if she was the love of your life ?

Some years ago, it was early morning and I was going back to my home after one big party (drinking a lot and not eating anything). I was crossing a wood but my stomach was hurting so much, I just needed to take a shit right here right now.
Half drunk, Half dead, I started to push my pants, took some leaf to wipe the thing... well. At that precise moment 10 jogger (runner) passed by.

This was really a hard time in my little life, I have never told anyone about this.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
Mazer
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada1086 Posts
November 09 2010 19:11 GMT
#3126
On November 10 2010 02:57 WhiteDog wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2010 10:44 MasterFischer wrote:
I have ever since I broke with my girlfriend, seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a kind of solitary wanderer in the wild of life, without any direction, or fixed point of view: a gloomy gazer on the world to which I have little relation...

Once you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy.

Yay.

Damn man I feel exactly the same...
Why did you left her if she was the love of your life ?

Some years ago, it was early morning and I was going back to my home after one big party (drinking a lot and not eating anything). I was crossing a wood but my stomach was hurting so much, I just needed to take a shit right here right now.
Half drunk, Half dead, I started to push my pants, took some leaf to wipe the thing... well. At that precise moment 10 jogger (runner) passed by.

This was really a hard time in my little life, I have never told anyone about this.


Actually reminded me of a similar thing that happened to me. Morning after a party, walking home through a park, had to take a crap. Squatted in a wooded area, wiped with a leaf. Just as I was pulling my pants up, a large dog someone had been walking ran up to my fresh pile (it was not very solid at all) and just inhaled it. Don't know if the owner knew what his dog just did. Was one of the most disgusting things I had ever seen, never told anyone.
Dekoth
Profile Joined March 2010
United States527 Posts
November 09 2010 19:37 GMT
#3127
I would rather jerk off then have sex with my wife, because having sex takes too damn long.
Yorke
Profile Joined November 2010
England881 Posts
November 09 2010 19:42 GMT
#3128
On November 10 2010 04:37 Dekoth wrote:
I would rather jerk off then have sex with my wife, because having sex takes too damn long.

Have you considered involving your wife in this by simply jerking off on her? I'm sure she would feel much happier being involved in your sexual practices, if only by serving as a receptacle for your chewy man-protein.
@YorkeSC - RIP MIT Police Officer Sean Collier, BW fan
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
November 09 2010 19:44 GMT
#3129
On November 10 2010 02:57 WhiteDog wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2010 10:44 MasterFischer wrote:
I have ever since I broke with my girlfriend, seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a kind of solitary wanderer in the wild of life, without any direction, or fixed point of view: a gloomy gazer on the world to which I have little relation...

Once you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy.

Yay.

Damn man I feel exactly the same...
Why did you left her if she was the love of your life ?

Some years ago, it was early morning and I was going back to my home after one big party (drinking a lot and not eating anything). I was crossing a wood but my stomach was hurting so much, I just needed to take a shit right here right now.
Half drunk, Half dead, I started to push my pants, took some leaf to wipe the thing... well. At that precise moment 10 jogger (runner) passed by.

This was really a hard time in my little life, I have never told anyone about this.


I didn't leave her, she left me.

Love fucking sucks ;/
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
Dekoth
Profile Joined March 2010
United States527 Posts
November 09 2010 19:54 GMT
#3130
On November 10 2010 04:42 LurkersGonnaLurk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2010 04:37 Dekoth wrote:
I would rather jerk off then have sex with my wife, because having sex takes too damn long.

Have you considered involving your wife in this by simply jerking off on her? I'm sure she would feel much happier being involved in your sexual practices, if only by serving as a receptacle for your chewy man-protein.


Yes and it ends up turning into a "Ok you got yours, now it is my turn" bit. Most of the time it is just more efficient time wise to create a batch of toilet children in under 30 seconds. Then again, apparently I am odd in the respect of mastrubation. I don't enjoy the act of in the least, just the finish and thus I want to get there as quickly as possible so I can move on. No lube = fastest possible results.

Yes I am really weird.
FecalFrown
Profile Joined June 2010
215 Posts
November 09 2010 20:00 GMT
#3131
One time I was really wasted at my buddies house, and I had to take a shit. So I went upstairs, finished a horrendous drunken shit, and guess what? No toilet paper. Quick look around yields nothing to wipe my diarrhetic asshole. I ended up wiping my ass with my bare hand. Don't worry, there was soap. I washed thoroughly, went back downstairs and played a game of beer pong.
RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
November 09 2010 21:54 GMT
#3132
I just snagged the collected sessions of Cowboy Bebop off Amazon for $40, it's the only anime I've ever bought but I've been meaning to do it for years!

On November 10 2010 04:37 Dekoth wrote:
I would rather jerk off then have sex with my wife, because having sex takes too damn long.


Yeah, I get this. Jerking off takes a lot less time to clean up too. Sex with the girlfriend is sometimes just a time committment to get through.

God that sounds horrible....but I bet we aren't the only guys that are in this position.
Deadlyhazard
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1177 Posts
November 09 2010 22:07 GMT
#3133
I think SC2 is the worst game Blizzard has released yet :S. Still a decent game.
Hark!
Caliber
Profile Joined August 2010
United States598 Posts
November 09 2010 22:14 GMT
#3134
after losing some sc2 games ill go play HoN and purposely be a dick/troll in public games to relieve stress
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-09 22:42:33
November 09 2010 22:32 GMT
#3135
On November 10 2010 05:00 FecalFrown wrote:
One time I was really wasted at my buddies house, and I had to take a shit. So I went upstairs, finished a horrendous drunken shit, and guess what? No toilet paper. Quick look around yields nothing to wipe my diarrhetic asshole. I ended up wiping my ass with my bare hand. Don't worry, there was soap. I washed thoroughly, went back downstairs and played a game of beer pong.

At least you realized you can do that with your bare hand like they do in the Middle East. Most people here seem to think just lifting their pants and getting asap is good enough... it's not, wipe it with your damn hand and wash it.

On November 10 2010 04:54 Dekoth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2010 04:42 LurkersGonnaLurk wrote:
On November 10 2010 04:37 Dekoth wrote:
I would rather jerk off then have sex with my wife, because having sex takes too damn long.

Have you considered involving your wife in this by simply jerking off on her? I'm sure she would feel much happier being involved in your sexual practices, if only by serving as a receptacle for your chewy man-protein.


Yes and it ends up turning into a "Ok you got yours, now it is my turn" bit. Most of the time it is just more efficient time wise to create a batch of toilet children in under 30 seconds. Then again, apparently I am odd in the respect of mastrubation. I don't enjoy the act of in the least, just the finish and thus I want to get there as quickly as possible so I can move on. No lube = fastest possible results.

Yes I am really weird.

I'm the opposite takes me 1hr+ to masturbate, that's with internet porn. Just quicker to have real sex Of course our scheduling barely makes time for frequent "visits". No lube either, too messy.

Edited due to lame Alpha male post.
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
November 09 2010 22:36 GMT
#3136
I play toss, and have never 4gated. Yes, the stigma attached to it made me decide to not do it.
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
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Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
November 09 2010 22:37 GMT
#3137
I just made a one line post on TL
slappy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1271 Posts
November 09 2010 22:58 GMT
#3138
i shed a tear at the end of toy story 3
jaedong imba
UberThing
Profile Joined April 2010
Great Britain410 Posts
November 09 2010 23:00 GMT
#3139
My dick gets hard when I read this forum
Wag1
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
November 09 2010 23:26 GMT
#3140
my feet feel like spongebob squarepants
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
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