EPTOnce you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy.
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MasterFischer
Denmark836 Posts
Once you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy. Yay. | ||
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Diablo666
United States306 Posts
On November 09 2010 10:44 MasterFischer wrote: I have ever since I broke with my girlfriend, seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a kind of solitary wanderer in the wild of life, without any direction, or fixed point of view: a gloomy gazer on the world to which I have little relation... Once you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy. Yay. I feel the same way since i lost my the love of my life  Its has been almost 3 years and i can't find anyone better than her yet Edit: (just to be on topic) I used to log onto my manager's computer just to read all of her email to see if i could find naked pictures of her lol! | ||
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
On November 09 2010 08:57 meeple wrote: Bald women turn me on... no joke... Like, Sinead o'Connor type bald? Cause I'm totally with you on that one. | ||
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29 fps
United States5725 Posts
On November 02 2010 09:39 Shaka_Kon wrote: I probably the only guy who doesn't like coffee and Beer/alcohol...They do smell nice...but it tastes like crap. No offense! me too, except i dont think they smell nice, either. mine: i took a huge shit in the bathroom at work yesterday. it was so foul that i almost vomited. as i was walking out, a female coworker says hi and asks if i just came from the bathroom (it's one bathroom for both genders). i lied and said i was just walking around taking a stretch break. she goes to the bathroom and then returns to the office informing everyone of the stink bomb in the bathroom and trying to find out who did it. | ||
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WhiteDog
France8650 Posts
On November 09 2010 10:44 MasterFischer wrote: I have ever since I broke with my girlfriend, seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a kind of solitary wanderer in the wild of life, without any direction, or fixed point of view: a gloomy gazer on the world to which I have little relation... Once you've had the love of your life and lost it, there's just nothing that quite cuts it anymore, but you go on.. hoping, escaping into illusion and fantasy. Yay. Damn man I feel exactly the same... Why did you left her if she was the love of your life ? Some years ago, it was early morning and I was going back to my home after one big party (drinking a lot and not eating anything). I was crossing a wood but my stomach was hurting so much, I just needed to take a shit right here right now. Half drunk, Half dead, I started to push my pants, took some leaf to wipe the thing... well. At that precise moment 10 jogger (runner) passed by. This was really a hard time in my little life, I have never told anyone about this. | ||
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Mazer
Canada1086 Posts
On November 10 2010 02:57 WhiteDog wrote: Damn man I feel exactly the same... Why did you left her if she was the love of your life ? Some years ago, it was early morning and I was going back to my home after one big party (drinking a lot and not eating anything). I was crossing a wood but my stomach was hurting so much, I just needed to take a shit right here right now. Half drunk, Half dead, I started to push my pants, took some leaf to wipe the thing... well. At that precise moment 10 jogger (runner) passed by. This was really a hard time in my little life, I have never told anyone about this. Actually reminded me of a similar thing that happened to me. Morning after a party, walking home through a park, had to take a crap. Squatted in a wooded area, wiped with a leaf. Just as I was pulling my pants up, a large dog someone had been walking ran up to my fresh pile (it was not very solid at all) and just inhaled it. Don't know if the owner knew what his dog just did. Was one of the most disgusting things I had ever seen, never told anyone. | ||
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Dekoth
United States527 Posts
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Yorke
England881 Posts
On November 10 2010 04:37 Dekoth wrote: I would rather jerk off then have sex with my wife, because having sex takes too damn long. Have you considered involving your wife in this by simply jerking off on her? I'm sure she would feel much happier being involved in your sexual practices, if only by serving as a receptacle for your chewy man-protein. | ||
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MasterFischer
Denmark836 Posts
On November 10 2010 02:57 WhiteDog wrote: Damn man I feel exactly the same... Why did you left her if she was the love of your life ? Some years ago, it was early morning and I was going back to my home after one big party (drinking a lot and not eating anything). I was crossing a wood but my stomach was hurting so much, I just needed to take a shit right here right now. Half drunk, Half dead, I started to push my pants, took some leaf to wipe the thing... well. At that precise moment 10 jogger (runner) passed by. This was really a hard time in my little life, I have never told anyone about this. I didn't leave her, she left me. Love fucking sucks ;/ | ||
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Dekoth
United States527 Posts
On November 10 2010 04:42 LurkersGonnaLurk wrote: Have you considered involving your wife in this by simply jerking off on her? I'm sure she would feel much happier being involved in your sexual practices, if only by serving as a receptacle for your chewy man-protein. Yes and it ends up turning into a "Ok you got yours, now it is my turn" bit. Most of the time it is just more efficient time wise to create a batch of toilet children in under 30 seconds. Then again, apparently I am odd in the respect of mastrubation. I don't enjoy the act of in the least, just the finish and thus I want to get there as quickly as possible so I can move on. No lube = fastest possible results. Yes I am really weird. | ||
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FecalFrown
215 Posts
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RiotSpectre
United States163 Posts
On November 10 2010 04:37 Dekoth wrote: I would rather jerk off then have sex with my wife, because having sex takes too damn long. Yeah, I get this. Jerking off takes a lot less time to clean up too. Sex with the girlfriend is sometimes just a time committment to get through. God that sounds horrible....but I bet we aren't the only guys that are in this position. | ||
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Deadlyhazard
United States1177 Posts
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Caliber
United States598 Posts
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Kakera
United States419 Posts
On November 10 2010 05:00 FecalFrown wrote: One time I was really wasted at my buddies house, and I had to take a shit. So I went upstairs, finished a horrendous drunken shit, and guess what? No toilet paper. Quick look around yields nothing to wipe my diarrhetic asshole. I ended up wiping my ass with my bare hand. Don't worry, there was soap. I washed thoroughly, went back downstairs and played a game of beer pong. At least you realized you can do that with your bare hand like they do in the Middle East. Most people here seem to think just lifting their pants and getting asap is good enough... it's not, wipe it with your damn hand and wash it. On November 10 2010 04:54 Dekoth wrote: Yes and it ends up turning into a "Ok you got yours, now it is my turn" bit. Most of the time it is just more efficient time wise to create a batch of toilet children in under 30 seconds. Then again, apparently I am odd in the respect of mastrubation. I don't enjoy the act of in the least, just the finish and thus I want to get there as quickly as possible so I can move on. No lube = fastest possible results. Yes I am really weird. I'm the opposite takes me 1hr+ to masturbate, that's with internet porn. Just quicker to have real sex  Of course our scheduling barely makes time for frequent "visits". No lube either, too messy.Edited due to lame Alpha male post. | ||
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Danglars
United States12133 Posts
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Nydus Wurm
United States42 Posts
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slappy
United States1271 Posts
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UberThing
Great Britain410 Posts
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jcroisdale
United States1543 Posts
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