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Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 07 2010 06:56 GMT
#3081
On November 07 2010 15:54 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +

You only hate college because you don't know what real life is like. I fucking wish I was in college instead of doing what I am now. I miss social interactions with new people, I miss all the cute young girls, trust me, outside of school I'll see maybe one or two cute girls a DAY... Fuck I miss the near lack of responsibility, just going to class and doing homework sounds like a vacation to me.

what are you doing now?


Can't say Oh the joy of not being able to talk about one's work.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-07 07:06:56
November 07 2010 07:05 GMT
#3082
On November 07 2010 15:21 Kakera wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 15:08 n.DieJokes wrote:
I fucking hate college

You only hate college because you don't know what real life is like. I fucking wish I was in college instead of doing what I am now. I miss social interactions with new people, I miss all the cute young girls, trust me, outside of school I'll see maybe one or two cute girls a DAY... Fuck I miss the near lack of responsibility, just going to class and doing homework sounds like a vacation to me.

I'm not doing any of that. It's why I fucking hate it
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 07 2010 07:17 GMT
#3083
On November 07 2010 16:05 n.DieJokes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 15:21 Kakera wrote:
On November 07 2010 15:08 n.DieJokes wrote:
I fucking hate college

You only hate college because you don't know what real life is like. I fucking wish I was in college instead of doing what I am now. I miss social interactions with new people, I miss all the cute young girls, trust me, outside of school I'll see maybe one or two cute girls a DAY... Fuck I miss the near lack of responsibility, just going to class and doing homework sounds like a vacation to me.

I'm not doing any of that. It's why I fucking hate it


Are you dorming or commuting? This probably plays a big role in the enjoyment factor of college. Commuting it'll be just another school experience, but dorming places you in situations that can be a lot more socially progressive.

On topic: My one liner-I fucking hate working the night shift during the American hour roll back... Hell yeah 1 more hour of work Oh 2am rolls around sweet I get off in 3 hrs, oh GOD WHY IS IT ONLY 1AM. Oh, /wrists
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
November 07 2010 07:30 GMT
#3084
On November 07 2010 16:17 Kakera wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 16:05 n.DieJokes wrote:
On November 07 2010 15:21 Kakera wrote:
On November 07 2010 15:08 n.DieJokes wrote:
I fucking hate college

You only hate college because you don't know what real life is like. I fucking wish I was in college instead of doing what I am now. I miss social interactions with new people, I miss all the cute young girls, trust me, outside of school I'll see maybe one or two cute girls a DAY... Fuck I miss the near lack of responsibility, just going to class and doing homework sounds like a vacation to me.

I'm not doing any of that. It's why I fucking hate it


Are you dorming or commuting? This probably plays a big role in the enjoyment factor of college. Commuting it'll be just another school experience, but dorming places you in situations that can be a lot more socially progressive.

On topic: My one liner-I fucking hate working the night shift during the American hour roll back... Hell yeah 1 more hour of work Oh 2am rolls around sweet I get off in 3 hrs, oh GOD WHY IS IT ONLY 1AM. Oh, /wrists

I'm dorming lol >.<. I live at the end of a little tunnel with three other rooms. You work a graveyard shift and can't tell us what you do? Is it something fancy?
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
November 07 2010 07:32 GMT
#3085
On November 07 2010 16:30 n.DieJokes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 16:17 Kakera wrote:
On November 07 2010 16:05 n.DieJokes wrote:
On November 07 2010 15:21 Kakera wrote:
On November 07 2010 15:08 n.DieJokes wrote:
I fucking hate college

You only hate college because you don't know what real life is like. I fucking wish I was in college instead of doing what I am now. I miss social interactions with new people, I miss all the cute young girls, trust me, outside of school I'll see maybe one or two cute girls a DAY... Fuck I miss the near lack of responsibility, just going to class and doing homework sounds like a vacation to me.

I'm not doing any of that. It's why I fucking hate it


Are you dorming or commuting? This probably plays a big role in the enjoyment factor of college. Commuting it'll be just another school experience, but dorming places you in situations that can be a lot more socially progressive.

On topic: My one liner-I fucking hate working the night shift during the American hour roll back... Hell yeah 1 more hour of work Oh 2am rolls around sweet I get off in 3 hrs, oh GOD WHY IS IT ONLY 1AM. Oh, /wrists

I'm dorming lol >.<. I live at the end of a little tunnel with three other rooms. You work a graveyard shift and can't tell us what you do? Is it something fancy?


Marijuana grower
♥
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
November 07 2010 07:47 GMT
#3086
On November 07 2010 16:30 n.DieJokes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 16:17 Kakera wrote:
On November 07 2010 16:05 n.DieJokes wrote:
On November 07 2010 15:21 Kakera wrote:
On November 07 2010 15:08 n.DieJokes wrote:
I fucking hate college

You only hate college because you don't know what real life is like. I fucking wish I was in college instead of doing what I am now. I miss social interactions with new people, I miss all the cute young girls, trust me, outside of school I'll see maybe one or two cute girls a DAY... Fuck I miss the near lack of responsibility, just going to class and doing homework sounds like a vacation to me.

I'm not doing any of that. It's why I fucking hate it


Are you dorming or commuting? This probably plays a big role in the enjoyment factor of college. Commuting it'll be just another school experience, but dorming places you in situations that can be a lot more socially progressive.

On topic: My one liner-I fucking hate working the night shift during the American hour roll back... Hell yeah 1 more hour of work Oh 2am rolls around sweet I get off in 3 hrs, oh GOD WHY IS IT ONLY 1AM. Oh, /wrists

I'm dorming lol >.<. I live at the end of a little tunnel with three other rooms. You work a graveyard shift and can't tell us what you do? Is it something fancy?


Idk man participate more in random drunken dorm parties, that and stop giving a shit, if I could ever give any advice to myself (im 22 not that ancient) I would have told myself to stop giving a shit about the little things. And I work for US intel community, that's about what I can say on an international forum
ectonym
Profile Joined July 2010
United States147 Posts
November 07 2010 19:13 GMT
#3087
I have never, ever had an interest in the single player mode of SC, BW, or SC2.
I cannot be what I am so I become money, quarter by quarter, and live as long as I can live. "Why I Play Video Games," by Tony Barnstone. check out my design website, ectonym.com
Retgery
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1229 Posts
November 07 2010 19:36 GMT
#3088
I like show-tunes
Fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
November 07 2010 19:57 GMT
#3089
I hate Kakera and I imagine when he goes out he sparks up conversations about peoples jobs just so he can dramatically say midway through, "I'm not allowed to discuss my job *pause for dramatic effect and to give enough time to surreptitiously start touching myself* It's top secret "
Adonai bless
Quasimoto3000
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States471 Posts
November 07 2010 22:20 GMT
#3090
Im in two long distance relationships fml
Every sunday a nun lays from my gunplay
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-07 22:35:34
November 07 2010 22:32 GMT
#3091
On November 08 2010 04:57 XeliN wrote:
I hate Kakera and I imagine when he goes out he sparks up conversations about peoples jobs just so he can dramatically say midway through, "I'm not allowed to discuss my job *pause for dramatic effect and to give enough time to surreptitiously start touching myself* It's top secret "


This would make sense if I ever intended or started a conversation about my job or anyone's for that matter, someone asked and I never said "It's top secret". But you know what, you keep on keeping on.

On November 08 2010 07:20 Tha_Docta wrote:
Im in two long distance relationships fml

Better than two close-distance relationships, at least your way there's a better chance you won't be found out.
sqrt
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1210 Posts
November 07 2010 22:34 GMT
#3092
I actually became interested in the pro-scene after SC2; never knew e-sports were so fun.
@
Katzenaal
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany194 Posts
November 07 2010 23:20 GMT
#3093
I actually enjoyed the break during MLG finals, with Day9 and DjWheat playing, more than the first part of the finals.
monkxly
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada241 Posts
November 07 2010 23:48 GMT
#3094
I hate life and want the whole world to be like fight club
get a spire
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-07 23:55:23
November 07 2010 23:52 GMT
#3095
On November 08 2010 08:48 monkxly wrote:
I hate life and want the whole world to be like fight club

No you don't. Nerds like you will not survive.
If you are talking about cyberworld, it is already like that. Rules number 1 and 2
And speaking of the crappy places of the internet, my friend showed me a link of Anontalk. Never again...
Kalpman
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden406 Posts
November 08 2010 00:53 GMT
#3096
On November 03 2010 00:50 Khenra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 00:45 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On November 02 2010 09 Straught wrote:
I watch How I met your mother.


Everyone should watch How I Met Your Mother.


I just finished watching every single episode of HIMYM.

Robin is hot.
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
Xyloid
Profile Joined May 2010
United States33 Posts
November 08 2010 04:38 GMT
#3097
On November 07 2010 15:33 vOdToasT wrote:
I quit SC2 and returned to Brood War.


I quit SCii after the first two weeks. I still suck at SC:BW, btw.
:D
PaPoolee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Netherlands660 Posts
November 08 2010 09:42 GMT
#3098
i recently changed schools because i failed and wanted to go to an easier school, i have ditched the first 2 and a half months now to play WoW and SC2 in an internet cafe and have only been there 2 days because i don't want to see my friends that are younger than me in a higher grade, now i'm scared to go there because every teacher would probably be like who are you?! .
kXn
Profile Joined August 2010
254 Posts
November 08 2010 09:46 GMT
#3099
I eat organic raw eggs for breakfast

Every single day
Dogsi
Profile Joined August 2010
Indonesia298 Posts
November 08 2010 10:39 GMT
#3100
On November 07 2010 15:56 Kakera wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2010 15:54 ilj.psa wrote:

You only hate college because you don't know what real life is like. I fucking wish I was in college instead of doing what I am now. I miss social interactions with new people, I miss all the cute young girls, trust me, outside of school I'll see maybe one or two cute girls a DAY... Fuck I miss the near lack of responsibility, just going to class and doing homework sounds like a vacation to me.

what are you doing now?


Can't say Oh the joy of not being able to talk about one's work.


I meet new people every day at my job.
Most of those people I meet are women between 17 and 25 years old.
I work about 5 hours a day.

Screw college.
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