EPTOne-Line Confessions - Page 153
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DamageInq
United States283 Posts
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GiftPflanZe
Germany623 Posts
On November 03 2010 20:48 BaltA wrote: What have religious people done to you ? I really wonder why people have no respect for religous people. I'm a Catholic... So you don't like me because of it ? That's just dumb man... Wtf I've always wondered why, so if you could answer me, that would be great. Thanks:D I got friends who are religious so its not that I really hate them like a racist or something,but if I meet someone new and he says he is christian its just a "meeeh" thing for me.To believe in something which never been proven just seems stupid to me.Also I dont like the thing that they try to be nice people because they need(!) to so they dont go to hell or something.I wanna be a good guy because I wanna be a good guy,no other reason.Also the chruch itself is so fucking fail,Condons are bad mkay. | ||
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Frigo
Hungary1023 Posts
On November 03 2010 20:53 erazor wrote: soon i am 22 & have much contacts to girls, kiss them, go out with them, ... but i am still virgin, never had a girlfriend cause i never had sex and i am afraid about it cause my dick is only about 6 inch big when he's hard  The what? As in 6*2.54=15.24 cm long? You do realize that is above average, or at least average? Sounds like more of an excuse to other insecurities IMHO. ---- I wrote a keygen to a shitty software a while ago for a customer. Most dirty money I have ever earned, ~$275 in two days. | ||
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erazor
Germany7 Posts
On November 03 2010 21:50 Frigo wrote: The what? As in 6*2.54=15.24 cm long? You do realize that is above average, or at least average? Sounds like more of an excuse to other insecurities IMHO. No excuse its the truth, cause my johnny is also not thick, i am tall and not skinny, and he doesn't look that hes mine... and thats the only reason i swear... i am ashmed of my body, just for a thing i can do nothing against, thx god -> i just have zero self-confidence in that point, and this sux | ||
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Shiragaku
Hong Kong4308 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Beat 12 micro inches motherfuckers | ||
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makotoisle
United States29 Posts
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silentreality
Korea (South)222 Posts
Turns out I wasn't the one, there was at least 4 other guys watching the match from a PC Bang ㅋㅋㅋ | ||
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Zorkmid
4410 Posts
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
On November 03 2010 21:38 DamageInq wrote: When I got took my drivers license test 5 years ago, it was the first time I've ever drove a car in my life. I passed with 95/100 (one error). lol, this isn't a brag forum mr.damagelng  On November 03 2010 23:44 Shiragaku wrote: I have the biggest dick in all of Asia + Show Spoiler + Beat 12 micro inches motherfuckers  stop trollinggggggggggggg before you get hunted out by the TEAMLIQUID GOD STAFF  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ and for my confession... i had a booger collection when i was 12, it was pretty awesome - white wall, had around 12 pieces (some HUGE) before my mom cleaned it off when she found out what it was lol and since that's not too humiliating, I lost my virginity before I left to Freshman Year of College. Yup, virgin til college lol | ||
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RiotSpectre
United States163 Posts
On November 04 2010 00:37 Zorkmid wrote: I'm listening to 2 co-workers, that both make 150K+ a year, discuss how to unhide columns in Excel. Neither of them are sure, have been talking for 15 minutes about it. I'm sad I still can't figure out how to unhide column A if it's hidden and I work with Excel all the time for clinical research. And no I don't make zombies...yet. | ||
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Pioneer
994 Posts
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Chux
Peru255 Posts
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OutlaW-
Czech Republic5053 Posts
On November 04 2010 05:06 Chux wrote: I wanna win the loterry so i can stop working and begin my gaming career. excuse sup | ||
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Xtal
Haiti385 Posts
I am 19 years old and left my house yesterday after an argument with my parents about going back to college. Just left. Took no clothes or money or ID. My last words to my dad were "fuck I'm an adult" and to my mother "I'm leaving" Its barely been 24 hours but I don't plan on going back for more than my money ID and some clothes. Now I'm staying at my friends house with his wife and son trying to figure out what to do next. My best plan is to move to Florida to meet up witha girl then go traveling for a month or two and then get a job somewhere. I know this is all stupid and a terrible plan and worse i know my parents just wanted what was best for me. | ||
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erazor
Germany7 Posts
so i went drunken in the bathroom, shit a piece on the floor and told her it was her cat. she wiped my shit off the floor. i feel bad | ||
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MisterD
Germany1338 Posts
On November 02 2010 09:39 Shaka_Kon wrote: I probably the only guy who doesn't like coffee and Beer/alcohol...They do smell nice...but it tastes like crap. No offense! No, you're not. contribution: I enjoy destroying peoples illusions haha x) | ||
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MerciLess
213 Posts
On November 03 2010 21:38 DamageInq wrote: When I got took my drivers license test 5 years ago, it was the first time I've ever drove a car in my life. I passed with 95/100 (one error). Go to dictionary.com, and look up the word confession. | ||
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dantroid225
United States56 Posts
It's cutting into my SC 2 My bonus pool is over 100 :'( | ||
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
On November 04 2010 00:37 Zorkmid wrote: I'm listening to 2 co-workers, that both make 150K+ a year, discuss how to unhide columns in Excel. Neither of them are sure, have been talking for 15 minutes about it. I'm sad Holy fucking shit.... | ||
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RiotSpectre
United States163 Posts
On November 04 2010 07:46 Xtal wrote: Having read the past 23 pages of this thread, I feel obligated to contribute myself. I am 19 years old and left my house yesterday after an argument with my parents about going back to college. Just left. Took no clothes or money or ID. My last words to my dad were "fuck I'm an adult" and to my mother "I'm leaving" Its barely been 24 hours but I don't plan on going back for more than my money ID and some clothes. Now I'm staying at my friends house with his wife and son trying to figure out what to do next. My best plan is to move to Florida to meet up witha girl then go traveling for a month or two and then get a job somewhere. I know this is all stupid and a terrible plan and worse i know my parents just wanted what was best for me. Dude, I imagine in as little as five years from now you're going to regret the decision to not go to college when you had the opportunity. I'm all for a free-spirited adventure, but I think you should make amends with your folks. | ||
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