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LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
November 11 2010 11:10 GMT
#3161
Honestly, if the next two expansions to Starcraft 2 don't bring it closer to the depth and complexity of Starcraft: Brood War, I can't see myself being interested in it anymore.
REEBUH!!!
Genome852
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States979 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 03:05:04
November 12 2010 03:02 GMT
#3162
Just did bad on an EASY (as in, you should get 100%) matrix algebra exam because I forgot the simplest things. (Too much time on SC2)

I feel stupid and sad.
TheDrill
Profile Joined February 2010
Russian Federation145 Posts
November 12 2010 13:56 GMT
#3163
Spent more time on TL today and yesterday than on getting ready for the exam today d'oh.
TERRAN MAROIDER RAGE
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 17:03:32
November 12 2010 17:03 GMT
#3164
almost submitted my computer science too late. handed it in one minute before deadline or even later. idk. hopefully the tutor accepts it. ofc because i was lurking TL and other stuff.
@nowSimon
BlackMagister
Profile Joined October 2008
United States5834 Posts
November 13 2010 00:35 GMT
#3165
Talked to girl I like on Facebook, find her blog week later, post on same day I added her on Facebook says "avoiding Facebook because some guy in my class wanted to talk to me."
(Comments from friends on how to use Facebook while avoiding "dumbasses" )
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 13 2010 01:45 GMT
#3166
I got a C+ in social studies in the 1st quarter even though I got 100% on every test and quiz because I either didn't hand in or handed my assignments in late because I was too busy playing Star Craft(Brood War of course)
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Genome852
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States979 Posts
November 13 2010 02:05 GMT
#3167
On November 13 2010 09:35 BlackMagister wrote:
Talked to girl I like on Facebook, find her blog week later, post on same day I added her on Facebook says "avoiding Facebook because some guy in my class wanted to talk to me."
(Comments from friends on how to use Facebook while avoiding "dumbasses" )


I might sound like an ass, but that is HILARIOUS.
Defacer
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada5052 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-13 02:08:38
November 13 2010 02:08 GMT
#3168
On November 12 2010 22:56 TheDrill wrote:
Spent more time on TL today and yesterday than on getting ready for the exam today d'oh.


Spent more time on TL today and yesterday than actually working. If I were my own boss, I'd fire me. Well, at least today. Rest of the time I'm busting my ass.

therockmanxx
Profile Joined July 2010
Peru1174 Posts
November 13 2010 02:42 GMT
#3169
I play a hack version of sc2 in a lan center next to my college with some friends that doesnt have batlenet but Lan only....
Is that good or bad?
Tekken ProGamer
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
November 14 2010 02:10 GMT
#3170
On November 13 2010 11:42 therockmanxx wrote:
I play a hack version of sc2 in a lan center next to my college with some friends that doesnt have batlenet but Lan only....
Is that good or bad?

LAN is better than Bnet 0.2, so that's a good thing. In fact, I will look for this right now.
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
venomium
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands245 Posts
November 14 2010 15:43 GMT
#3171
- I have set a goal for myself that I wouldn't post before I read this entire friggin' thread... And I did;

- I've cheated on every gf except for the one I have now; while this one has the sexdrive of a rock;

- SC2 got me interested in progaming and day[9] has confinced me to become a better gamer;

- I only played Big Game Hunters in SC:BW and couldn't beat the last mission without hax (Where you are Zerg on the platform above char, fending off 3 different races);

- The only ' fun' I get out of my work is that I make more money than my friends;

- And an important one; I can't find the Terran jacket day[9] was wearing in one of his pre-MLG Dallas daylies that he got from... J!nxed?

- I mostly play 2v2s, even though my ally rages and stops functioning whenever he tries to destroy a PF-expansion (we play ZZ)
" I think we finally found the magic number of guns needed to be pointed at the TL hive mind to deter sexual molestation (9)" -Coagulation
AssOverBoobs
Profile Joined November 2010
2 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-15 00:56:14
November 15 2010 00:55 GMT
#3172
My first jerking off was to Sophitia from Soul Calibur.
AssOverBoobs
Profile Joined November 2010
2 Posts
November 15 2010 01:04 GMT
#3173
My first post on TL is about my first jerking off to Sophitia from Soul Calibur.
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
November 15 2010 01:08 GMT
#3174
On November 15 2010 09:55 AssOverBoobs wrote:
My first jerking off was to Sophitia from Soul Calibur.


On November 15 2010 10:04 AssOverBoobs wrote:
My first post on TL is about my first jerking off to Sophitia from Soul Calibur.


hahahah, classic.
FrostOtter
Profile Joined September 2010
United States537 Posts
November 15 2010 02:18 GMT
#3175
The newest three Star Wars movies are my favorites.
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
November 15 2010 02:24 GMT
#3176
On November 15 2010 11:18 FrostOtter wrote:
The newest three Star Wars movies are my favorites.

this is not okay to confess.
Better than Pokebunny
FrostOtter
Profile Joined September 2010
United States537 Posts
November 15 2010 02:25 GMT
#3177
On November 15 2010 11:24 Foreplay wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2010 11:18 FrostOtter wrote:
The newest three Star Wars movies are my favorites.

this is not okay to confess.

I think nostalgia is the only reason people can't recognize that the original movies are pretty much just as terrible. Sure, the effects were revolutionary and everyone saw it when they were young, but otherwise...
keeblur
Profile Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
November 15 2010 02:30 GMT
#3178
I like boobies.
Isn't it ironic and selfish to say that God made man in his image, when God was made in man's image?
Dr. Nick
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia36 Posts
November 15 2010 02:37 GMT
#3179
My gf is probably leaving next year for Uni, so I'm undecided as to whether break up with her now and save all the shit later on (I don't trust a long-distance relationship), or just ride it out and see where everything goes.
Terrifyer
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States338 Posts
November 15 2010 02:37 GMT
#3180
I posted a picture on the thread "post pics of your gf/bf" with my friend matt, but we are not dating, but do have love you could call a.....bromance.



hmchcapfffpfpfpfpfmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!
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