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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,469844,00.html
Normally I don't pay attention to Fox News, but this was just too WTF...
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RIVIERA BEACH, Fla. — A Riviera Beach man who was hit by a stray bullet in the back of the head is back at work — with the slug still stuck in his skull.
E.T. Strickland says the bullet hurts, but not enough to keep him from his job. The 74-year-old sells commercial real estate. He was told by his doctors not to have the bullet removed unless it was pressing on any arteries or causing health problems. He does plan to see a neurosurgeon though because he wants it taken out if possible.
Police said Strickland was hit by a bullet Tuesday night from an attempted robbery outside a Walgreens store. A second person was also shot, several times, as he was leaving the store. Police said that person was listed in stable condition Wednesday.
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Spenguin
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How long does it take for things like that to kill a person?
If he could go a decade without feeling the effects, it might be worth it at his age, he's probably going to be dead within 10-15 years anyway.
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On December 19 2008 11:04 Vivi57 wrote:
How long does it take for things like that to kill a person?
If he could go a decade without feeling the effects, it might be worth it at his age, he's probably going to be dead within 10-15 years anyway.
A bullet to the head? Usually its instant death.
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That is one tough 74 year old. They don't make them like that anymore.
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He must play protoss.
1a2a3a
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he's like renard. time to call in bond
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On December 19 2008 10:59 Spenguin wrote:That's not dedication, that's stupidity. + Show Spoiler +
It says his doctors told him not to have it removed
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Wow, I'd like to see some brain scans of that, that is one lucky guy.
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On December 19 2008 12:11 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
He must play protoss.
1a2a3a
This makes no sense...
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On December 19 2008 12:11 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
He must play protoss.
1a2a3a
This was a bit forced... It's almost completely irrelevant.
EDIT: Haha @ above. Same time.
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On December 19 2008 12:11 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
He must play protoss.
1a2a3a
I punch a wall everytime i see this, FUCK.
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On December 19 2008 12:44 BalliSLife wrote:I punch a wall everytime i see this, FUCK.
What, you mean 1a2a3a?
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ohhhh, sarariman = salaryman
took a while for that to hit me
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On December 19 2008 12:11 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
He must play protoss.
1a2a3a
It's doesn't even make sense this time....
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サラリマ - If your going to do it, do it right.
Also, WTF HOW DID HE NOT DIE
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Getting a bullet in your head isn't necessarily deadly, there are allot of parts of your brain you can live without with.
Well live as in not die but you will for example lose your short term memory or something w/e.
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On December 19 2008 13:06 ilistis wrote:It's doesn't even make sense this time....
That's why I laughed. xD
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protoss is the man race, you know like Reach, the mantoss
PROTOSS IS FOR REAL MEN
THE GRANDPA IS A REAL MAN
HE MUST PLAY PROTOSS
1a2a3a
On topic: One tough cookie, i bet my grandpa could soo beat him though
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in getting shot in the back of the head during an attempted robbery?
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On December 19 2008 12:11 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
He must play protoss.
1a2a3a
YOU SLIMY FUCKING WALRUS LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT GET THE FUCK OFF MY FORUM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FORUM, NOW, MOVE IT, IM GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD
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Pretty sure the 1a2a3a thing was supposed to suggest stupidity, but it's just a epic failure. Anyways... If his doctors told hm not to remove it, then it's ok, and not retarded
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On December 19 2008 12:11 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
He must play protoss.
1a2a3a
this was the only protoss joke that made me laugh.
On December 19 2008 14:22 Mindcrime wrote:?
and this is such a good post. rofl
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On December 19 2008 13:27 OmgIRok wrote:
protoss is the man race, you know like Reach, the mantoss
PROTOSS IS FOR REAL MEN
THE GRANDPA IS A REAL MAN
HE MUST PLAY PROTOSS
1a2a3a
On topic: One tough cookie, i bet my grandpa could soo beat him though
AWESOME. AHAHAHA.
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On December 19 2008 13:09 jodogohoo wrote:
サラリマ - If your going to do it, do it right.
Also, WTF HOW DID HE NOT DIE
You're missing the ン at the end - right now it just says "sararima". Also, it's "you're".
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Actually you're missing the dash too, it's サラリーマン.
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
it was just a momentary decision, not like you know he will actually do it for a long time. he might change his mind after the full impact of the thing catches up. unremarkable
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On December 19 2008 13:14 Ziph wrote:
Getting a bullet in your head isn't necessarily deadly, there are allot of parts of your brain you can live without with.
Republicans do it all the time
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did someone say celery man?
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Are 1a2a3a jokes still funny??
STOP!
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Honestly, for the past 2months, myself and others have talked about this paltry crap that is tossed around in every starcraft forum and strategy forum on every board.
Even dragging it into general forums as analogies or puns.
How sad can you be? Because I know most of you literally mean it half the time when you say it.
Do you realize that everytime you say '1a2a3a' it means YOUR bad? It means that because Protoss is able to do that to you, YOU suck? I'm sure none of you realize that.
Sure Protoss may be able to do it, but does that make them bad? No. Stork could 1a2a3a all day over your face, does that mean Stork is bad? No. It means YOUR bad.
You see a long time ago, a really good player, and a good friend of mine once told me (as I once played protoss and transited into Terran)
A good Terran or Zerg will make it a BITCH for you to do anything and will make everything seem like a nightmare and a burden
This is true, you see at low level play, Terrans and Zergs try to mimic jaedong, flash or whatever else, they turtle, do minimal vulture harass, and have absolutely 0 idea about how to crawl back into games.
This skill level I will call D- through C+
Now, at these levels, T's just turtle thinking 'lulz 200/200 T pwns U ez gg no re l0l' and z's are like 'l0l saur0n z3rG is the s3x lul' then 10seconds later when the Protoss marches out
'mother fucking faggot piece of shit, your so fucking lucky your units are so strong and you actually have better macro than me and control your units and actually watch your base and macro and micro at the same time and cast your psi storms and control your arbiters from dying you fucking sluts do you have any idea how hard it is to be me?'
yeah actually, he does.
You see, when I was really bad and played Protoss, I had the opportunity to play much better zerg's/terran's due to my friends. I didn't feel any of this, sure I could macro, but my 1a2a3a would be stopped dead by proper pushes, proper unit layout of lurkers/scourage, proper sniping, proper control, even macro, good base layout, good multitask.
Do you guys know what its like for protoss at B- ++++ level? They want to take a 3rd and oh look a mine, "ok let me build a pylon and a cannon or bring some goons to cle- YOU FUCKING VULTURE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM' so they get their goons to go kill those vults and clear the mine and oh look, 239049203490239042890 spider mines delaying the goons pathing. thats cool, oh look you sent another probe and didn't watch it? oh well the vulture just sniped that too, go ahead send another.
ok so you clear the mines, only to realize the entire map is defensively mined up, and the Terran has the fucking view of God on your base and units. So you spend your time WATCHING your units, the Terran, his factories, his vultures roaming the map, and clearing the mines, trying to still avoid vulture raids.
Oh, whats that? Protoss NEEDS arbiter to survive late game, ok let me get that, OH WAIT, if I tech up to arbiter without keeping unit count, that timing push will kill me, even tho i can 1a2a3a it, a competent terran will be positioned and see it coming. you know? a GOOD Terran.
Lets face it, PvT is a fucking BITCH at B- ++++ and it can be for the Terran too, and sure every terran including myself has our days were we get angry at DT's, hell look at Sea[Shield] @ WWI? 'Dog manner unit'. But still, I'm sure stork could say the same about vultures, 2factory pushes, 3fact pushes, 2fact + port pushes, all-in timing attacks.
Now onto PvZ, k cool, you think that hydra/ling is the key to victory? maybe vs bad protoss, but your bad too so it doesn't work. yes because your bad, the zeal/archon/goon/temp ball will kill you everytime. its not the 1a2a3a, its YOU SUCK.
A good zerg would counter mass zeals with lurkers. a good zerg would get defiler vs heavy archon/goon. a good zerg would know the needed drones and the required hatcheries to combat the protoss. a good zerg would keep map contrl with overlords and zerglings (unless they are heavy sair). A good zerg would learn to beat the '1a2a3a' and make the protoss go 'fucking zerg waves jesus christ, you kill 1 and oh look 15hatches pop some fucking eggs, its like china population over here'
You see, PvZ at B- ++++ is about timing, even the slightest mess up can cost them the game, yes thats right, 20seconds. do you know what 30seconds is? Well let the Christopher Columbus of Campaign Editor tell you what 30seconds is. 30seconds is 4hatcheries, producing 2larva, and that is 8hydralisks or 16zerglings. 8hydralisks can beat 4 dragoon. dragoon build time is 40seconds, larva is 15seconds. therefore, 35total, hydras reinforce faster. now, 12goons > 12hydras, but 20hydras > 12 goons. 12 zeals > 12 hydra, 16hydra > 12 zeal.
the zerg work in numbers, its about not letting them obtain it. they all require something.
Just because a Protoss can '1a2a3a' does that make him a multitask God? a macro God? No, the logic behind 1a2a3a is pitiful. It means he attacks with 3 groups. But where did those groups come from? Macro? Multitask? WHAT ARE THESE FOREIGN CONCEPTS YOU SPEAK OF? Oh you mean Protoss HAS to multitask and macro good in order to use 1a2a3a? gee golly, I never thought of that.
Protoss must utilize multitask during battles and macro over all, if a T and P have even macro, but the T has better multitask, sure the P will have a larger FIRST army, but the second army the T will have more and better saturation throughout bases and macro overall in the late/midgame..
So from now on, I want every '1a2a3a' person to understand what 1a2a3a really means.
1a) I suck
2a) The protoss has better forte's than me, and if I played Protoss i'd have to learn them too.
3a) I just use this to cope with the mass majority of sucky players who refuse to accept every player and each race has its own advantages/disadvantages and its up to me to decide how they are balanced out.
K?
1a2a3a sup?
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On December 19 2008 12:44 BalliSLife wrote:I punch a wall everytime i see this, FUCK.
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On December 19 2008 13:34 Frits wrote:YOU SLIMY FUCKING WALRUS LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT GET THE FUCK OFF MY FORUM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FORUM, NOW, MOVE IT, IM GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD
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On December 20 2008 00:50 Hawk wrote:
Honestly, for the past 2months, myself and others have talked about this paltry crap that is tossed around in every starcraft forum and strategy forum on every board.
Even dragging it into general forums as analogies or puns.
How sad can you be? Because I know most of you literally mean it half the time when you say it.
Do you realize that everytime you say '1a2a3a' it means YOUR bad? It means that because Protoss is able to do that to you, YOU suck? I'm sure none of you realize that.
Sure Protoss may be able to do it, but does that make them bad? No. Stork could 1a2a3a all day over your face, does that mean Stork is bad? No. It means YOUR bad.
You see a long time ago, a really good player, and a good friend of mine once told me (as I once played protoss and transited into Terran)
A good Terran or Zerg will make it a BITCH for you to do anything and will make everything seem like a nightmare and a burden
This is true, you see at low level play, Terrans and Zergs try to mimic jaedong, flash or whatever else, they turtle, do minimal vulture harass, and have absolutely 0 idea about how to crawl back into games.
This skill level I will call D- through C+
Now, at these levels, T's just turtle thinking 'lulz 200/200 T pwns U ez gg no re l0l' and z's are like 'l0l saur0n z3rG is the s3x lul' then 10seconds later when the Protoss marches out
'mother fucking faggot piece of shit, your so fucking lucky your units are so strong and you actually have better macro than me and control your units and actually watch your base and macro and micro at the same time and cast your psi storms and control your arbiters from dying you fucking sluts do you have any idea how hard it is to be me?'
yeah actually, he does.
You see, when I was really bad and played Protoss, I had the opportunity to play much better zerg's/terran's due to my friends. I didn't feel any of this, sure I could macro, but my 1a2a3a would be stopped dead by proper pushes, proper unit layout of lurkers/scourage, proper sniping, proper control, even macro, good base layout, good multitask.
Do you guys know what its like for protoss at B- ++++ level? They want to take a 3rd and oh look a mine, "ok let me build a pylon and a cannon or bring some goons to cle- YOU FUCKING VULTURE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM' so they get their goons to go kill those vults and clear the mine and oh look, 239049203490239042890 spider mines delaying the goons pathing. thats cool, oh look you sent another probe and didn't watch it? oh well the vulture just sniped that too, go ahead send another.
ok so you clear the mines, only to realize the entire map is defensively mined up, and the Terran has the fucking view of God on your base and units. So you spend your time WATCHING your units, the Terran, his factories, his vultures roaming the map, and clearing the mines, trying to still avoid vulture raids.
Oh, whats that? Protoss NEEDS arbiter to survive late game, ok let me get that, OH WAIT, if I tech up to arbiter without keeping unit count, that timing push will kill me, even tho i can 1a2a3a it, a competent terran will be positioned and see it coming. you know? a GOOD Terran.
Lets face it, PvT is a fucking BITCH at B- ++++ and it can be for the Terran too, and sure every terran including myself has our days were we get angry at DT's, hell look at Sea[Shield] @ WWI? 'Dog manner unit'. But still, I'm sure stork could say the same about vultures, 2factory pushes, 3fact pushes, 2fact + port pushes, all-in timing attacks.
Now onto PvZ, k cool, you think that hydra/ling is the key to victory? maybe vs bad protoss, but your bad too so it doesn't work. yes because your bad, the zeal/archon/goon/temp ball will kill you everytime. its not the 1a2a3a, its YOU SUCK.
A good zerg would counter mass zeals with lurkers. a good zerg would get defiler vs heavy archon/goon. a good zerg would know the needed drones and the required hatcheries to combat the protoss. a good zerg would keep map contrl with overlords and zerglings (unless they are heavy sair). A good zerg would learn to beat the '1a2a3a' and make the protoss go 'fucking zerg waves jesus christ, you kill 1 and oh look 15hatches pop some fucking eggs, its like china population over here'
You see, PvZ at B- ++++ is about timing, even the slightest mess up can cost them the game, yes thats right, 20seconds. do you know what 30seconds is? Well let the Christopher Columbus of Campaign Editor tell you what 30seconds is. 30seconds is 4hatcheries, producing 2larva, and that is 8hydralisks or 16zerglings. 8hydralisks can beat 4 dragoon. dragoon build time is 40seconds, larva is 15seconds. therefore, 35total, hydras reinforce faster. now, 12goons > 12hydras, but 20hydras > 12 goons. 12 zeals > 12 hydra, 16hydra > 12 zeal.
the zerg work in numbers, its about not letting them obtain it. they all require something.
Just because a Protoss can '1a2a3a' does that make him a multitask God? a macro God? No, the logic behind 1a2a3a is pitiful. It means he attacks with 3 groups. But where did those groups come from? Macro? Multitask? WHAT ARE THESE FOREIGN CONCEPTS YOU SPEAK OF? Oh you mean Protoss HAS to multitask and macro good in order to use 1a2a3a? gee golly, I never thought of that.
Protoss must utilize multitask during battles and macro over all, if a T and P have even macro, but the T has better multitask, sure the P will have a larger FIRST army, but the second army the T will have more and better saturation throughout bases and macro overall in the late/midgame..
So from now on, I want every '1a2a3a' person to understand what 1a2a3a really means.
1a) I suck
2a) The protoss has better forte's than me, and if I played Protoss i'd have to learn them too.
3a) I just use this to cope with the mass majority of sucky players who refuse to accept every player and each race has its own advantages/disadvantages and its up to me to decide how they are balanced out.
K?
1a2a3a sup?
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JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SERIOUSLY
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BTW, I HAVE OLIVE SKIN, 17% BODY FAT AND A DOUBLE BLACK BELT. HOLLA
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LOL HAWK
i wanted to post that but i figured i wouldn't. 
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Sweden33719 Posts
What the fuck is going on in this topic.
Smokin_Squirrel: Please don't post the 1a2a3a meme, especially not in a topic where it's completely off-topic.
Hawk: WTF is the point of quoting a gigantic psycho post by Last Shadow here?
Everybody else: One person commenting on the stupidity of 1a2a3a is enough.
God damnit.
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On December 20 2008 01:03 H_ wrote:
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SERIOUSLY
Man you just 1a2a3a'ed this thread.
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Belgium6774 Posts
am I the only one who gets the point of the 1a2a3a joke
how much more obvious can it be that he did it on purpose to laugh at the general irrelevance of bw jokes
or did everyone already get that and play along now ;_; ...i need sleep
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Belgium6774 Posts
either way you guys got totally trolled
and LOL sarariman
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I saw the 1a2a3a thing, and I couldn't help but think of CHAAAAAAAOOSSSSSSSSSS, sorry FA
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This thread has all the hallmarks of greatness. A funny news, vitriolic off-topic hatred, and a wall of text!
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