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SCRVN
Profile Joined June 2024
135 Posts
December 31 2025 14:42 GMT
#1
To: Zerg
1. Actually, Zerg never loses unless Zerg wants it happen.
2. Zerg never cheeses, it takes some seconds to change from 4 pool to 3 Hatch Muta build.
3. Zerg never all-in, if Zerg fails at the first push, they can do it again countless times.
4. Zerg: The failure all-in is not an all-in
5. If Zerg has some nice micro mutas, even FlaSh can't win
6. Zergling looks like a mini dinosaur.
7. Overlord looks like a supplier, a detector, a shipper but it's all in one.
8. Ultralisk looks like a mobile nuclear but it's really x10 mobile nuclears.
9. Mutalisk looks like a miracle. Per unit is 10% winnable for Zerg.
10. Where is the balance at Zerg can buy 3 units with 1 click in the same time?
11. Units of Zerg were born to k1ll Terran. Units of Terran were born to d13 by Zerg.
12. Broodling is a free unit but it can k1ll a Siege Tank is bought 150 mineral 100 gas.
13. In TvZ, the game is balanced when Terran has a 2–3x supply advantage over Zerg.
14. If mutalisk control is so hard for you. Don't worry, their presence is scary enough to make your opponent lose control.
15. Zerg has nothing, no unit no upgrade no money, just has only win.

To: Protoss
1. You will like to be part of Protoss if you were a lazy child.
2. Arbiter helps children with no skills who feel good in the game.
3. Reaver is cute and cheap, it's deserved for good kids.
4. Giving up Protoss is the first step to becoming a real man.
5. When I was a boy, I played Protoss.
6. Honestly, if you want to see StarCraft's real beauty, switch from Protoss to another race.
7. Protoss gains nothing from the awful race. You are just wasting your time. I hope you know the truth.
8. Why can a Probe harass an SCV, but an SCV can't harass a Probe?
9. There's no way you achieve your happiness if you still play Protoss regardless you win or lose.
10. ur mom will get upset if she knows u play Protoss.
11. It's easier to defeat all building of Protoss than defeat 6 Carriers.
12. Should Protoss need something to proud of themselves, it won't be easy to looking for.
13. One of the most important things to achieve your goal is to do your best with Zerg or Terran.
14. Protoss players don't stay up late in the Christmas eve for waiting their gifts.
15. If you think PvP is a fair matchup, then you also think PvT, PvZ is a fair one too. Protoss is a right race for you.

To: StarCraft
1. I don't play to win but I play to make my opponents lose.
2. I use BBS to show respect to my opponents, instead of quitting the games right away.
3. I never trash talk my opponents because I think they are my friends.
4. I will type gg if I lose the game because of my fault.
5. Just watch your win replays if you would like to improve your level.
6. Removing Protoss and Zerg would make StarCraft one of the best eSports games.
7. If StarCraft is an eSports game, why do players have a large difference in power between races?
8. If StarCraft is so balanced, why are most of the comments complaining about balance?
9. 99% of people don’t know that Blizzard created StarCraft to make money, not to entertain their customers.
10. Guanyin: After 20 years old, you are not allowed to change your race.
11. StarCraft is a turn based game. If you don't realize that, I feel sorry for you!
12. If you think StarCraft is a game. Why do you want to win? Think about that deeply.
13. If you have a happy life, don't play StarCraft. If you have an unhappy life, don't play StarCraft too.
14. We describe easily the he11 with StarCraft but we describe difficultly the heaven with StarCraft.
15. Playing StarCraft has been the worst experience I’ve ever had in my life.
starcraft remasteredvn | Other StarCraft Tournaments
Lavalisk
Profile Joined July 2020
Argentina48 Posts
December 31 2025 15:44 GMT
#2
You are a Zerg player, who lost against Protoss, and quit StarCraft.
My body, my mind and my soul belong to God.
LUCKY_NOOB
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Bulgaria1519 Posts
December 31 2025 22:53 GMT
#3
3 copy pastas! would be using
ko-fi.com/luckynoob
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10285 Posts
January 01 2026 01:57 GMT
#4
It's insane how a hypothetically functional human being can come to some of these conclusions and apparently be 100% serious about it. The world is truly full of diversity of "ideas", mystery, and fantasy, if we look hard enough.

Happy New Year, all!
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
castleeMg
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Canada786 Posts
Last Edited: 2026-01-02 22:52:14
January 01 2026 02:27 GMT
#5
E rankers whining about BW balance will always be entertaining to me
AKA: castle[eMg]@USEast/ iCCup
SiarX
Profile Joined December 2021
132 Posts
January 01 2026 10:56 GMT
#6
Why nothing to terran?
Peeano
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Netherlands5224 Posts
January 01 2026 11:19 GMT
#7
On January 01 2026 10:57 Jealous wrote:
It's insane how a hypothetically functional human being can come to some of these conclusions and apparently be 100% serious about it. The world is truly full of diversity of "ideas", mystery, and fantasy, if we look hard enough.

Happy New Year, all!

Happy new year!
FBH #1!
iopq
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1058 Posts
January 01 2026 13:53 GMT
#8
To Terran:

1. You whine that only Terran has Concussive damage when vultures are the most cost-efficient units in the game.
2. You whine that only Terran has friendly splash damage when tanks are the strongest ground army units in the game.
3. You whine that defilers have 80 hp when vessels have 200 hp and fly.
Toshinou-Kyouko
Profile Joined November 2024
Philippines408 Posts
January 01 2026 14:45 GMT
#9
k
Yuru Yuri best anime
Timebon3s
Profile Joined May 2018
Norway764 Posts
Last Edited: 2026-01-01 17:30:36
January 01 2026 17:30 GMT
#10
This is why I love playing Protoss.
Players get so legitimately angry when you beat them with shitty strategies, 110 apm and lackluster macro.
Especially after Artosis popularized Protoss hate.
SiarX
Profile Joined December 2021
132 Posts
January 01 2026 19:01 GMT
#11
On January 01 2026 22:53 iopq wrote:
To Terran:

1. You whine that only Terran has Concussive damage when vultures are the most cost-efficient units in the game.
2. You whine that only Terran has friendly splash damage when tanks are the strongest ground army units in the game.
3. You whine that defilers have 80 hp when vessels have 200 hp and fly.



Not really. Storm, plague...
jinjin5000
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1477 Posts
January 02 2026 00:02 GMT
#12
no self congratulatory pat on the back about how he's one of the most important figure in foreign BW from SCRVN this time around though

an improvement
iopq
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1058 Posts
January 02 2026 05:28 GMT
#13
On January 02 2026 04:01 SiarX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 01 2026 22:53 iopq wrote:
To Terran:

1. You whine that only Terran has Concussive damage when vultures are the most cost-efficient units in the game.
2. You whine that only Terran has friendly splash damage when tanks are the strongest ground army units in the game.
3. You whine that defilers have 80 hp when vessels have 200 hp and fly.



Not really. Storm, plague...


I mean Terran has the only splash damage attacks. Spells you have more control over
prosatan
Profile Joined September 2009
Romania8530 Posts
January 02 2026 08:31 GMT
#14
Happy new year TL !!
Lee JaeDong Fighting! The only church that illuminates is the one that burns.
Kraekkling
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
624 Posts
January 02 2026 16:32 GMT
#15
scrvn is a cute anime girl btw

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Metallicaz01
Profile Joined December 2025
United States7 Posts
January 04 2026 02:16 GMT
#16
is OP real?
is this chatgpt?
Battlenet EAST player from early 2000s this was my Username back then
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10285 Posts
January 04 2026 03:08 GMT
#17
On January 04 2026 11:16 Metallicaz01 wrote:
is OP real?
is this chatgpt?

OP is too unique a character to ever be confused for an AI.
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
iopq
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1058 Posts
January 04 2026 06:15 GMT
#18
On January 01 2026 22:53 iopq wrote:
To Terran:

1. You whine that only Terran has Concussive damage when vultures are the most cost-efficient units in the game.
2. You whine that only Terran has friendly splash damage when tanks are the strongest ground army units in the game.
3. You whine that defilers have 80 hp when vessels have 200 hp and fly.



Oh, oh, Terrans also complain about SCV attack range and not regenerating, when they start with fucking 60 HP and do more DPS in combat to the point that an SCV kills a drone with 30 HP left.

Terrans complain about Zerg "maphack" where overlords see some of the map from a cliff. Yet Terrans have ACTUAL maphack where they see any point on the map any time they want from any distance to the comsat.
ScoutWBF
Profile Joined April 2005
Germany636 Posts
January 04 2026 10:29 GMT
#19
If both players micro well, it's hard to win with an SCV though.

Comsat costs energy. It's fair and balanced. Please understand.
SiarX
Profile Joined December 2021
132 Posts
January 04 2026 18:42 GMT
#20
And overlords cost minerals.
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