EPT1. Been there, done that
2. I had to read it twice
3. Thats my best one so far, AINEC
4. 5. 6. 7. 8. yes
9. That seems a bit high, but yeah close enough
10. blue
11. ty
12. headasploded.JPG
13. :O
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15. i understood it immediately.
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TornadoSteve
1109 Posts
1. Been there, done that 2. I had to read it twice 3. Thats my best one so far, AINEC 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. yes 9. That seems a bit high, but yeah close enough 10. blue 11. ty 12. headasploded.JPG 13. :O 14. 15. i understood it immediately. | ||
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iopq
United States1058 Posts
On January 04 2026 19:29 ScoutWBF wrote: If both players micro well, it's hard to win with an SCV though. Comsat costs energy. It's fair and balanced. Please understand. Energy that's free after you have the comsat the range is infinite, and the comsat is safe inside your base you can kill my scouting overlords, it is not the same | ||
FlaShFTW
United States10328 Posts
On January 01 2026 22:53 iopq wrote: To Terran: 1. You whine that only Terran has Concussive damage when vultures are the most cost-efficient units in the game. 2. You whine that only Terran has friendly splash damage when tanks are the strongest ground army units in the game. 3. You whine that defilers have 80 hp when vessels have 200 hp and fly. I dont think a single person complains that defilers have 80hp. Also storm is friendly splash damage  I also don't think anyone complains about vultures having concussive damage. Almost every terran knows the power of the vulture. I think you're just whining. | ||
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FlaShFTW
United States10328 Posts
On January 04 2026 15:15 iopq wrote: Oh, oh, Terrans also complain about SCV attack range and not regenerating, when they start with fucking 60 HP and do more DPS in combat to the point that an SCV kills a drone with 30 HP left. Terrans complain about Zerg "maphack" where overlords see some of the map from a cliff. Yet Terrans have ACTUAL maphack where they see any point on the map any time they want from any distance to the comsat. I don't think you've ever played TvP 2p map where Protoss gas steals then ruins your day with a single well microed probe. It's part of balance but it's annoying as fuck. No Terran complains about Zerg maphack. calm down. | ||
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mtcn77
Turkey660 Posts
I think we can lay it to rest Starcraft is not god's law. In 1.00, Tassadar was supposed to stop by at the 5th mission to help terrans out and drop a hive in the middle of the map on an island. The official version was very unique. I think people are blindsided by way of pros are leading the way we play starcraft and not the cutscenes telling another story. In the official version, protoss were an extinct race with no reproductive capabilities. They had long lives, but very stale. The way you should play protoss is not how you should play zerg, throwing units around. You should have huge banks of shield batteries and you should be recalling units in and out from skirmishes before they got their shields depleted. Protoss is a power play. The game pathing making this an exception is not the rule. | ||
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iopq
United States1058 Posts
On January 06 2026 01:56 FlaShFTW wrote: I dont think a single person complains that defilers have 80hp. Also storm is friendly splash damage I also don't think anyone complains about vultures having concussive damage. Almost every terran knows the power of the vulture. I think you're just whining. Also you cast storm manually, so you can't really "storm bomb" templars, but you can "zealot bomb" tanks Those points are specifically mentioned by Artosis, so just because YOU can't think of a single person that complains about them, it just means you don't watch that particular stream. | ||
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SiarX
132 Posts
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FlaShFTW
United States10328 Posts
On January 06 2026 16:02 iopq wrote: Also you cast storm manually, so you can't really "storm bomb" templars, but you can "zealot bomb" tanks Those points are specifically mentioned by Artosis, so just because YOU can't think of a single person that complains about them, it just means you don't watch that particular stream. If you're using Artosis of all people as the defacto "look someone complains about these things as Terran!" then you might be a little dense. | ||
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jimminy_kriket
Canada5525 Posts
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rusty23456
United States112 Posts
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Jealous
10285 Posts
On January 08 2026 09:31 rusty23456 wrote: conclusion for being hard stuck at D rank. This. This is the perfect encapsulation of SCRVN. | ||
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Timebon3s
Norway764 Posts
Nothing pisses off a Terran player more than zealots running rampant in their bases on a-move. He has to micro his ass off while you just macro zealots and pylons. Pro-tip is to do this with as little APM as possible. It really pisses them off if you’re way below 100 doing this xD | ||
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Jealous
10285 Posts
On January 09 2026 01:23 Timebon3s wrote: The best way to piss off D-rank players, is to just 2-gate Zealot rush. It’s amazing how often it works and if it doesn’t, they’re often behind because of multitasking fatigue. Nothing pisses off a Terran player more than zealots running rampant in their bases on a-move. He has to micro his ass off while you just macro zealots and pylons. Pro-tip is to do this with as little APM as possible. It really pisses them off if you’re way below 100 doing this xD ZZCore and ZCoreZ also achieve this but without being relatively all-in or hard-countered by walls which noobs still make regularly. | ||
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NoS-Craig
Australia3128 Posts
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mtcn77
Turkey660 Posts
On January 09 2026 14:39 NoS-Craig wrote: Wait, I thought this post was satire. 10/10 either way. Crocodile tears. | ||
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SCRVN
135 Posts
I have all purple portraits in every season, I know what you know. | ||
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mtcn77
Turkey660 Posts
On January 10 2026 00:09 SCRVN wrote: Guys in the topic, don't blame me when you have not played more 10.000 games like me! I have all purple portraits in every season, I know what you know. I have a running hypothesis that if you lose with protoss, you just lack infinite apm. I can't fathom how some people miss that, but not everyone has pixel perfect execution. I used to play SFZ2. N-key rollover keyboard would literally uncover my skills. I imagine Bisu dropping HTs just like I throw comboes in that game, but he would do it all game. | ||
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Jealous
10285 Posts
On January 10 2026 00:09 SCRVN wrote: Guys in the topic, don't blame me when you have not played more 10.000 games like me! I have all purple portraits in every season, I know what you know. How have you played so many games but managed to learn nothing from them? | ||
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Timebon3s
Norway764 Posts
On January 10 2026 01:03 mtcn77 wrote: I have a running hypothesis that if you lose with protoss, you just lack infinite apm. I can't fathom how some people miss that, but not everyone has pixel perfect execution. I used to play SFZ2. N-key rollover keyboard would literally uncover my skills. I imagine Bisu dropping HTs just like I throw comboes in that game, but he would do it all game. What I can’t fathom, is how Terran can lose at all, since in third grade I used to shovel snow after school and it made no sense at all to not just wait for the sun to melt it away instead of wasting energy on manual labor so Zerg could 9 pool before gas on python | ||
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castleeMg
Canada786 Posts
On January 10 2026 00:09 SCRVN wrote: Guys in the topic, don't blame me when you have not played more 10.000 games like me! I have all purple portraits in every season, I know what you know. Aren’t you like mid D rank on average? I’ve watched your stream before dude, you lack basic understanding and basic mechanics. I don’t think “Ive made low B rank every season” is the flex you think it is considering your high volume of games and the amount of dodgers there are on the ladder. It’s really not hard for most experienced players to be able to achieve B with all 3 races especially considering how many Koreans dodge and give free points and I believe it’s only like 1700ish MMR. Also just because you touched low B rank doesn’t mean your delusions are reality. | ||
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